The Vatican Archivist Just Doing His Job [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Damn, Vatican, what other ways can you completely screw over the Catholic church because this letter takes the cake.
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Female 465
Shopped!
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Female 124
You know what I`d be surprised...
Except that loads of priests from the catholic church over here are in trouble now for touching kids...
So this just clarifies in my mind that they are all (well a lot of them anyway) in fact a bunch of pedos.
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Female 914
I am so CONFUSED!! oh gawd...
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Male 34
Some people go far to win arguments lol
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Male 10,845
I was not expecting that.
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Female 2,352
Wow. .I can not believe girth was not a required measurement til 1993 what a backwards ass world we live in.
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Male 11,740
......
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Female 93
I would of loved to hear the conversation that lead to that letter!
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Male 2,332
so guys, what`s PC mean? :p
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Male 8,302
Fair enough guys. My apologies to you Catholics. Comment gone.
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Female 812
Ok i`m sorry, I totally agree with you almightybob1 but your last comment is clue #2: a man whose sexuality has been warped by surpressing it (before coming out of the closet)
Just saying...
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Female 1,283
Off-topic from the off-topic posts, but I would not mind to wander around in the vaults of the Vatican.
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Male 4,290
[quote]Funny, eh? If you even suggest that homosexuals are related to pedophiles, you`re in for a shiite storm!
But saying Catholic Priests are? That`s PC!
Clue #1: Those MEN molesting BOYS? Not heterosexuals...[/quote]
In the general population, young girls are raped more often than young boys.
The priests rape boys because they have easy access to, and authority over, boys (altar boys, in the seminary etc). Women are not allowed to become Catholic priests, and altar girls are very uncommon. So they have far less opportunity to rape girls, and very little authority to wield in the subsequent institution-sponsored cover-up.

To draw a parallel between a healthy normal adult male who is gay and a priest whose sexuality has been warped by suppressing it their entire life is ridiculous and incredibly offensive.
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Male 2,748
lol!
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Male 485
:|
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Male 10,440
[quote] Yeah sure, let`s insinuate that all Catholics are homosexual pedophiles. Just another day at IAB. [/quote]

Yep. This sh*t`ll never get old.
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Female 547
Only the Catholic church would measure baby penises.
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Male 25,416
Thats funny kos we just saw stuff about photoshop and now this came up! rofl!
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Male 587
Yeah totally reminds me of Boon Dock Saints now that you mention it.
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Male 716
It`s not that hard to forge a letter from the vatican archivist.

Do you honestly believe the Pope would have personally forwarded this letter?
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Male 1,351
Yeah, I second the troll alert (Sgtsteal007). Why doesn`t IAB have a "report person" option yet; we have to wait for an admin to possibly see offenders. Anyway...this letter is just too hilarious to be real.
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Male 1
anyone ever see the boondock saints deleted scenes? Apparently they`re (the brothers) always asking their mother whos dick was bigger..
They probably mailed the vatican their query drunk one night..
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Male 383
TROLL ALERT!!! (Sgtsteal007)
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Male 985
....wut?
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Female 134
What.
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Male 17,512
Uhm.. Just what the hell is going on that the vatican knows newborns dick length ?
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Male 36,335
Funny, eh? If you even suggest that homosexuals are related to pedophiles, you`re in for a shiite storm!
But saying Catholic Priests are? That`s PC!
Clue #1: Those MEN molesting BOYS? Not heterosexuals...
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Male 2,796
"Yeah sure, let`s insinuate that all Catholics are homosexual pedophiles. Just another day at IAB."

ALL CATHOLICS ARE HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILES
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Female 318
amen lazyme484, amen!
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Male 122
@Tonyjet, that`s really funny and creative, but sorry to disappoint you... just another victim of drunk driving. Isn`t that hilarious?!
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Female 4,028
Ha, um... couldn`t they just measure them themselves?
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Male 10,440
This is so funny, its got to be too good to be true.

If it`s legit, then flying spaghetti monster help us.
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Male 2,034
Yeah sure, let`s insinuate that all Catholics are homosexual pedophiles. Just another day at IAB.

Dear IAB, sometimes I`m ashamed I know you.
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Male 1,297
inexplicable?
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Male 3,296
"Nah Furpie, my Dad died when I was five, but thanks for playing. Dick"

after he got shot by your mom when she found you two both??
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Male 38
acanatne: I guess he wanted proof he had a bigger dick then his brother!

I`m still in shock that a church would know this.
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Male 67
ProXLaw: Gotcha. It`s sad that people would cover up heinous acts just because the person who committed them is someone they love. I`m sorry, but if someone I love did something like that, then obviously they`re not the person I thought they were, and should burn in hell. Or wherever, just burn.
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Male 122
@schpook...the point of the question was to put it into a different light. As I stated, I don`t condone this behavior (at all), but some of the faithful love their religious leaders as if they are family. And not everyone would turn their family in for committing the most horrible acts imaginable.
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Male 122
Nah Furpie, my Dad died when I was five, but thanks for playing. Dick.
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Male 67
"If you found out your Dad was molesting kids, would you still love him? Would you turn him into the police or would you look the other way?"

Why is that even a question? If your answer is anything but immediately beat the poo out of him and turn him in to the police, you are a waste of human flesh.
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Female 1,545
"Now tell me there`s nothing wrong with the Catholic faith. Disturbing." -EvilGrouse

There is nothing wrong with the Catholic faith. The central dogma of Catholicism condones nothing about the forced molestation of children. In fact, it condemns it.

The men guilty of these crimes are human. The fact that they`re Catholic priests, too, is horribly unfortunate. But there are millions of Catholic priests and clergy (not to mention the billion or so members) have not, do not, and never will molest children.
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Female 332
LMAO @Furpie
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Female 332
They measure your penis?
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Male 1,013
"If you found out your Dad was molesting kids, would you still love him? Would you turn him into the police or would you look the other way?"

Someone`s supressing some childhood memories...
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Male 970
@acanatane:
to get just this letter!
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Male 122
I`m not supporting anyone or anything, just trying to put things into a different perspective.
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Male 122
If you found out your Dad was molesting kids, would you still love him? Would you turn him into the police or would you look the other way?
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Male 1,505
Kind of a funny way to screw with your brother`s mind.
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Female 48
If this is real, all I have to wonder is "why would anyone actually go to the church for this?"
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Male 231
hahahahahaha!!!
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Female 276
i love how everyone is talking about what this means about the church, we all know that, lol, what about the dude that asked or the info, why the hell was he asking that??! lol
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Female 4
haha.awsome
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Male 848
How can anybody thing this is real?
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Female 150
Lol. Read the words on the second crest at the top and switch some words around...
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Male 848
Whoever believes this letter is real, you are stupid.
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Male 518
Sex in the church used to be hugely evident. look at Pope Alexander VI. There used to be orgies and prizes used to go to the ones with the most orgasms. I think that molestation is the oppression of that.

God damn just let them marry.
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Male 7,378
The Pope should be in jail alongside his molesting henchmen. All catholic churches and property should be sold with the proceeds going to the victims. Catholics could switch to Scientology.
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Female 10
Why do the Catholics measure their penis`?! O.O
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Male 273
we here in the USA have something called burden of proof, and it does not fall on the accused.
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Male 1,013
Religion in no way is political. Otherwise there would be idiotic countries named with acronyms of religious faith!!!

oh wait... damn.

Anyhoo, that discussion makes no sense being that we are talking about a gag about penis size and how the priest fondled with it to get a measurement.
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Male 273
wow, way off
gotta love how your point of view is so perfect you even know what mine is
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Male 2,850
@ForAllThSin

You assume that the massive reporting of child-molestation is evidence of a lot of people lying, rather than evidence of a lot of child-molestation occurring...

...based on what, exactly?
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Male 2,850
Actually, I`ll point it out for you. I`ll even state what you`re really thinking:

"I am upset and offended that some people are mockingly referencing a religion by implying its members molest children at a time when said religion is embroiled with child-molestation scandals, and I am somehow unaware that appearing to be upset that said religion is being attacked for being involved in child-molestation seems rather to smack of defending said religion`s child-molestation crimes."
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Male 273
thou shall not bear false witness...

when the vatican put up a hotline for people to report misconduct with kids and priests they had 3000 hits in the first couple of hours.

yeah some acceleration pedals got stuck, but we also saw a lot of frauds claiming the same thing for lawsuit money.
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Male 2,850
"if religion is not political than why would politicians ever mention religion???"

I shall quote myself:

"Religion is often the subject of politics."

This spoof letter is merely religious. Please point out the politics in this spoof letter.
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Male 273
i`ll defend the church.
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Male 221
I love how they make themselves look all cool and archaeic with the emblem and latin words. Shame they might as well be worshipping santa :<
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Male 273
if religion is not political than why would politicians ever mention religion???
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Male 518
"But religion is not politics. Religion is not political."
Yea its not like Spain threatened to pull its troops out of the HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (it was not roman, barely holy, and hardly and empire) unless the pope gave permission to them to start the spanish inquisition.... not political at all >.> /sarcasm
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Male 518
"you know things suck when I-A-B is even politically biased. sad"
I didnt know that there were two sides to this. . . I didnt know people were defending the church >.>
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Male 2,850
"news flash, religion has been political for centuries"

Religion is often the subject of politics. It often influences politics. Politicians are often religious.

But religion is not politics. Religion is not political.
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Male 1,013
It`s like when Joey took Chandler to get a suit fitted. It`s their job, measure, cup to the side, then measure again.
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Male 273
news flash, religion has been political for centuries
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Male 2,850
"you know things suck when I-A-B is even politically biased"

This is religious, not political.
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Male 273
so fancylad, run out of fake fox news screen captures to post?? or anything pro-obama?? you know things suck when I-A-B is even politically biased. sad
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Male 2,345
if you yell FAKE to this I say to you NO poo. the point is to mock the church, make fun of it, degrade their "efforts" to handle the molestation issues that STILL continue to this day.

if you take this literally then I have a few bridges I think your dumbass might be stupid enough to buy...
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Male 15,510
Lol, someone got waaaaay too much time in their hands
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Male 273
i`ll go ahead and say come the F*#% on, really? I`ll call fake on this, anyone with a printer can produce anything. lame lame lame
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Male 1,929
SI am a racist!? Are you kidding me?? lol Thats funnier than the post!
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Male 454
Now tell me there`s nothing wrong with the Catholic faith. Disturbing.
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Male 1,929
Even I think that`s a bit too cheap...

But still... : sI am a racist! :
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Female 3,598
REQUIRED? WtF!?
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Male 762
Lovely. That cartoon the other day about your sex life being the business of the Catholic church rings so true.
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Male 3,619
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Male 1,357
stay classy
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Male 2,549
Ahahahahahahaha hahaha haha aha ha ha!!!!
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Female 3,574
o_O wtffffff
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Male 2,796
Oh I underst... wait no I lost it---what?
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Male 2,796
Um... what?
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Male 7,378
WTF?
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Male 19,838
Link: The Vatican Archivist Just Doing His Job [Pic] [Rate Link] - Damn, Vatican, what other ways can you completely screw over the Catholic church because this letter takes the cake.
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