The Saddest Book Ever Published [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Obviously, the golden years are the grimmest.
There are 56 comments:
Female 688
calvin harris posted this on twitter mooonths ago :/
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Female 127
thats kinda sad
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Female 305
is that jello and a milkshake on the cover?
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Male 57
Why does it cost more used?
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Male 1,013
Aww jeez, alright already. I`ll do her. I blame you all for the nightmares or ED that may result from this.
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Male 91
lol if you buy it used it gets more expensive
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Male 21
this book is for mean old ladies who cant cook for poo
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Female 4,359
awww, thats sad.
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Female 5,222
awww
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Female 295
lol
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Male 1,351
I pity the woman.
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Female 1,043
Microwave Cooking for One, Chapter One:

Read the back of the box, you lazy piece of poo.
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Female 222
It`s called TV dinners, isn`t it? xD
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Male 240
<--- Sheds a tiny tear for the lonesome old woman...
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Male 27
aw
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Male 914
her husband always away on "business" trips???...uh-huh...nice to see that line still works...
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Male 60
Wait... Wait, what...?
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Male 772
New for 13 dollars, used for 18...

Wait, wut?
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Male 1,195
*Read description*
*Facepalm*
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Male 9,306
Maybe because you don`t want to cook for two ALL the time?
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Female 2,352
It could be worse. "Microwave cooking for you and your cats." or "Microwaving your cats"
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Male 2,893
gift wrap available...........
so you can unwrap it yourself.
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Male 5,190
Microwave cooking. Lol.
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Male 25,416
Right!
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Female 112
duffytoler:

yeah, you`re probably right.

haha, jk.
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Male 149
`YOU GONNA GET CANCER.` Eh?

No joke, I think i`ve seen this book in my parents house
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Female 15,763
YOU GONNA GET CANCER.
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Male 1,505
ultimakewl wins.
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Male 5,194
Oh God - I`ve got this book. My life is a empty meaningless void with the stink of depression and ticking of the clock as my only companions.
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Female 728
This sort of thing would be very useful for many of my college friends and me. Microwaves are the only cooking device we are allowed to use in many of the campus dorms. And frozen meals get old fast.
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Female 877
she can share her meals with the students which are poor and hungry ^_^
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Male 1,013
:ultimakewl::: That is harsh, wicked funny, but harsh.
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Male 833
give it as a gift, great way to break up with someone
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Male 540
If her kids are in uni it`s the perfect opportunity to start talking with them. I would have gone hungry many times in the last 3 years if I didn`t have access to a microwave.
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Male 198
"widow - it`s for one remember :)"

if you read the book description, it says husband away on business trips often...
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Male 36
The used ones are about 30% more expensive. Is that because they come from estate sales?
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Female 34
I think I have that book...
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Female 4,039
You can have it gift-wrapped. That would be about as nice to receive as a chia pet.
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Female 420
Oh dear. But how did she make a roast?
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Male 2,586
"all that food for one person, i think not,


The wife eats it all out of depression."


...widow - it`s for one remember :)
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Male 7,611
haha, that is horribly pathetic and sad.
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Male 848
Depressing...
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Male 253
She has a smoothie on there.
How the hell did she make a smoothie in a microwave?
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Male 10,440
[quote] all that food for one person, i think not, [/quote]

The wife eats it all out of depression.
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Male 2,690
Why`re the Used ones more expensive? haha
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Female 331
Business trips...aka found himself a hot fresh young thing.
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Male 15,510
Oh yeah, the Husband often on "business trips" ...
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Male 34
i`ve always thought writing a book like that would be funny, it seems someone has beat me to the chase
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Male 794
all that food for one person, i think not, its party time!!
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Female 317
aww.
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Male 203
Rather. *Cough* Strange.
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Male 5,314
sad book is sad
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Female 9,475
Come on, it`s not that bad. It`s great when everyone else is out for the weekend.
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Male 418
yeah, i love how they only target the woman with the kids grown up and gone, and the husband always gone on `business` trips (we all know the hubby is usually conducting business in the strip clubs and motel rooms).... k, like this is the only type of lonely person in society ? strange :/
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Male 2,703
I think they mean "business trips" with the ""...
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Male 20,169
Link: The Saddest Book Ever Published [Pic] [Rate Link] - Obviously, the golden years are the grimmest.
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