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Date: 04/08/10 08:05 AM

56 Responses to The Saddest Book Ever Published [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:55 am
    Link: The Saddest Book Ever Published - Obviously, the golden years are the grimmest.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:12 am
    I think they mean "business trips" with the ""...
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    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:12 am
    yeah, i love how they only target the woman with the kids grown up and gone, and the husband always gone on `business` trips (we all know the hubby is usually conducting business in the strip clubs and motel rooms).... k, like this is the only type of lonely person in society ? strange :/
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:12 am
    Come on, it`s not that bad. It`s great when everyone else is out for the weekend.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:14 am
    sad book is sad
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    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Rather. *Cough* Strange.
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    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:16 am
    aww.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:18 am
    all that food for one person, i think not, its party time!!
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    phantom16 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:18 am
    i`ve always thought writing a book like that would be funny, it seems someone has beat me to the chase
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:19 am
    Oh yeah, the Husband often on "business trips" ...
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    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:20 am
    Business trips...aka found himself a hot fresh young thing.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:27 am
    Why`re the Used ones more expensive? haha
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:27 am
    all that food for one person, i think not,

    The wife eats it all out of depression.
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    docwatson Male 18-29
    253 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:36 am
    She has a smoothie on there.
    How the hell did she make a smoothie in a microwave?
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    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:37 am
    Depressing...
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:39 am
    haha, that is horribly pathetic and sad.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:43 am
    "all that food for one person, i think not,


    The wife eats it all out of depression."


    ...widow - it`s for one remember :)
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    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Oh dear. But how did she make a roast?
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:19 am
    You can have it gift-wrapped. That would be about as nice to receive as a chia pet.
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    Dark_Lunar88 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:34 am
    I think I have that book...
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    nonickforme Male 30-39
    36 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:35 am
    The used ones are about 30% more expensive. Is that because they come from estate sales?
  22. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:52 am
    "widow - it`s for one remember :)"

    if you read the book description, it says husband away on business trips often...
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    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:52 am
    If her kids are in uni it`s the perfect opportunity to start talking with them. I would have gone hungry many times in the last 3 years if I didn`t have access to a microwave.
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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:56 am
    give it as a gift, great way to break up with someone
  25. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 10:06 am
    :ultimakewl::: That is harsh, wicked funny, but harsh.
  26. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 10:29 am
    she can share her meals with the students which are poor and hungry ^_^
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    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 10:34 am
    This sort of thing would be very useful for many of my college friends and me. Microwaves are the only cooking device we are allowed to use in many of the campus dorms. And frozen meals get old fast.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Oh God - I`ve got this book. My life is a empty meaningless void with the stink of depression and ticking of the clock as my only companions.
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:09 am
    ultimakewl wins.
  30. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:26 am
    YOU GONNA GET CANCER.
  31. Profile photo of Armitage
    Armitage Male 18-29
    149 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:57 am
    `YOU GONNA GET CANCER.` Eh?

    No joke, I think i`ve seen this book in my parents house
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    kidney Female 18-29
    112 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    duffytoler:

    yeah, you`re probably right.

    haha, jk.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Right!
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    gift wrap available...........
    so you can unwrap it yourself.
  35. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    It could be worse. "Microwave cooking for you and your cats." or "Microwaving your cats"
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Maybe because you don`t want to cook for two ALL the time?
  37. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    *Read description*
    *Facepalm*
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    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    New for 13 dollars, used for 18...

    Wait, wut?
  39. Profile photo of Tails-V3
    Tails-V3 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Wait... Wait, what...?
  40. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    her husband always away on "business" trips???...uh-huh...nice to see that line still works...
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    coolatindude Male 18-29
    27 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    aw
  42. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    <--- Sheds a tiny tear for the lonesome old woman...
  43. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    It`s called TV dinners, isn`t it? xD
  44. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    Microwave Cooking for One, Chapter One:

    Read the back of the box, you lazy piece of poo.
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    I pity the woman.
  46. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    lol
  47. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    awww
  48. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:18 am
    awww, thats sad.
  49. Profile photo of killadank
    killadank Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:32 am
    this book is for mean old ladies who cant cook for poo
  50. Profile photo of dioxin
    dioxin Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:16 am
    lol if you buy it used it gets more expensive
  51. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:09 am
    Aww jeez, alright already. I`ll do her. I blame you all for the nightmares or ED that may result from this.
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    oryfoxer7410 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Why does it cost more used?
  53. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    is that jello and a milkshake on the cover?
  54. Profile photo of atm
    atm Female 13-17
    127 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    thats kinda sad
  55. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:41 am
    calvin harris posted this on twitter mooonths ago :/

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