The KFC Double Down Is Coming! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

kfc-double-down-sandBehold, the mighty Double Down -- it even gets its own Wikipedia page! This is no paid advert, this is an I-A-B public service announcement.

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Male 39
Made with fake cheese, bacon, and chicken.

:D
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Female 914
oh gawd, NO
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Female 169
I read back in the comments a ways...Am I the only to have actually eaten this thing when they were test marketing it last fall?
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Female 169
Its good. But surprisingly small. The way its wrapped in the photo makes it look like is 6 inches long but it only four inchs by 2.5inches
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Male 440
That looks so f*(king delicious
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Female 1,264
Seriously? I wonder if they`ll bring it to Mexico...
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Male 55
WOW . omg ... if that actually comes out i will support fat kids everywhere .... kfc lovers unite
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Female 32
I wonder how many drunk people they tested it on...
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Male 285
Ugh, that`s nasty. It`s not even a matter of unhealthy, that just looks sickening.
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Female 117
I worked at KFC for over a year and I still love the stuff. Although usually after I eat it I hate it...and myself...
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Male 454
Must get. Must have. (insert drooling Homer sound) 8 days to wait. Dammit!
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Male 9,305
The fact that fast food restaurants are now accepting EBT cards scares me even more.
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Female 288
I would really like to try one. I usually don`t stand within 10 feet of a KFC, but this is too ...awesome? I dunno... to pass up.

Plus, I could save, like, ten bucks buying this instead of getting a rope to make a noose out of.
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Male 1,404
Well they need to start marketing to the fine scholars accustom to the crappy food served in our fine educational system sometime.
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Female 62
My heart started screaming just looking at that picture! Just... ewwww!
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Male 723
Cordon Bleu.

That is all.

8-) LJ
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Male 2,893
well, I would like to try one.
it`s better than a goddam quadruple bypass..... I mean a quad stacker at BK.
(BK sucks ass by the way)
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Male 5,189
dratk no.
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Male 1,435
They won`t be coming to Canada. Hell, we don`t even get to have the Kentucky Grilled Chicken. Also, if they still have Extra crispy, they haven`t had it in any of the KFCs I`ve been to in the past 10 years.
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Female 859
KFC ftl
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Male 3,819
It only sounds terrible on principle. There are far unhealthier things out in the fast food world. I bet it`s not very big either.
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Female 85
nom nom nom You know you`re all getting one. It`s all about moderation, kiddies.
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Male 464
Times the sodium by 2.5 (or thereabouts) and you get the salt content. thats...scary. thats almost 3.4g of salt...
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Male 112
bread + filling multiplied by infinity + bread = sandwich. am i alone in thinkin this?
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Male 1,505
This sounds delicious, and on principle alone I wish I could declare it so...but it just looks like a couple of pieces of cheese and bacon and some gloopy crap framed by two pieces of hardened dog poo.
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Male 2,748
mmmmmmmmmm quintuple by-pass mmmmmmmm
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Female 1,593
That looks drating good.
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Male 301
you know, its not wrong eating fast food. the wrong thing is eating it daily.
i would love to get a double down sandwich kinda like once a month or so
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Female 48
http://3.ly/CrackedReview Cracked.com says it better (and funnier) than I ever could.

Also, ew. I like chicken and I like bacon but putting bacon and some cheese and a sauce which I can only describe as WTF Sauce (Apparently "Colonel`s Sauce," which sends my mind to the gutter...) between two pieces of chicken does not make a sandwich in my definition of the word...
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Male 168
That looks mighty tasty, I must say
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Male 17,512
[quote]If distributed in Ethiopia I bet that could stop many conflicts[/quote]

Considering part of the conflict there involves muslims that don`t eat pork or eat at a place that has pork. I don`t think this would help.
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Male 694
if YOU dont like it then YOU dont eat it. quit bitching about fastfood being unhealthy. let natural selection weed out the retards who cant understand excessive fastfood makes you fat and dead. dont ruin an occasional enjoyment for us smart people just to save a bunch of idiots who do NOTHING to further our society, and in fact HURT the US as a whole..
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Male 2,841
USA! USA! USA!
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Male 29
If distributed in Ethiopia I bet that could stop many conflicts >>
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Male 231
hahaha its KFC, how can it ever go wrong?
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Male 2,148
I don`t want to say you`re retarded if you think this is THAT unhealthy, but you definitely are. How much worse do you think this is than every other chicken item on KFC`s menu? It`s the same food, just in sandwich form.
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Female 5,222
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Male 72
That looks.. very.. very nice but probably as equally fattening.
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Male 1,351
It`s great how almost EVERY post here is about people who say they are going to try this. Good job IAB, good job (btw I`m totally going to try this o:-) )
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Male 2,703
finally actually read it, especially the end, and the grilled option sounds tastey. I`m not seeing how the grilled has more sodium than the fried but KFC uses "all-white meat" which even if its not technically chicken, its still chemically equivalent. it`s not that much different than a chicken cordon bleu but with the ham replaced with a different cut of pig.
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Male 2,199
well based on the amount of calories, its not that bad, if all you ate was 4 of those in one day, you would still be following a 2500 calorie diet...
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Female 570
you know food`s not healthy when you have to test it.
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Male 363
Awesome. Ima feast on it. As long as its under three dollars.
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Male 3,296
ill split one with my gf
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Female 62
this is a heart attack in your hand...and how can they claim its 540 calories?!?! That does not look like 540 calories...it looks like 1540 calories...and some death...no no no no.
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Male 17,512
OH Hell YES! :-)
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Female 1,077
i think it would be better if it was chicken between bacon.
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Male 3,915
sh*t....i`d eat it at least once...
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Male 503
this makes my stomach hurt bleh....
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Male 749
I don`t even like fried chicken.....
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Male 3,482
"You know, I bet that if they add a bun to it most of you will eat it"

I`m probably going to end up trying one anyway.

Looks like one of the tastiest heart-attacks I`m ever gonna have.
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Female 6
If this sandwich was rearranged onto a plate, people would think it`s not a big deal.
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Female 812
You know, I bet that if they add a bun to it most of you will eat it
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Male 2,552
That actually looks quite good right there.

No, I`m not kidding.

Srsly.

Yum.
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Female 222
I get the feeling that would put you on the toilet for hours and somewhere in between pinching one off you would have a heart attack from all the sodium...
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Male 67
im a fat man...but holy hell thats disgusting
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Male 231
okay it looks sick...but i bet this would get you through a days hangover no problem
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Male 60
Yaaaaaaaaaay, apocalypse in the form of heart attacks, strokes, and EXTREMELY FAT PEOPLE! (Refer to the image where that fat guy is in the wheelbarrow and it says at the top "I`m luggin` it")
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Male 236
i know that thing is a heart attack in a bag, but i would proly try one and then go running for two years straight
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Male 425
Bread is clearly of waste of space... lets sandwich it with MORE MEAT :D
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Male 25,417
wow death by glutany! arrrgghhh! decisions, should i risk life for what i love, or live like knowing i could have! decisions!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 2,352
I remember hearing about this on the radio a while back. Pretty sure its only available in the south. :3
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Male 129
replace the plastic cheese with cheddar, and you got yourself BUYER!
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Male 4,004
I WANT
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Female 3,828
god that looks nasty. the baconator from wendys makes my stomach turn every time.
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Male 2,690
No thank you, I like popeyes.
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Male 2,159
"I`m going to make a a documentary called Da Double Down Diet. I`ll be consuming 3 of these bad boys everyday for 30 days and drink 3 liters of soda."

Goodbye.
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Female 4,447
XD "Medicinal Fried Chicken" I just watched that episode last night, Splat13.
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Male 2,049
I`m going to make a a documentary called Da Double Down Diet. I`ll be consuming 3 of these bad boys everyday for 30 days and drink 3 liters of soda.
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Male 300
Medicinal Fried Chicken...
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Male 363
Andddddddddd we all die.
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Male 124
Why not just suck the barrel of a loaded shotgun and squeeze the trigger. You`ll not only have your daily intake in iron, but there`s no fat, trans fat and it`ll take easily a few pounds off of you...literally.

KFC: Killing Fat Consumers.
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Female 179
I can feel my arteries clogging as I look at this picture..
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Male 1,788
Cover that bad boy in some mayonnaise deep fry it once or twice more and I`ll be all over it.
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Female 612
That`s actually not too bad calorie-wise, considering how awful most other fast food items are. However... that much fat and that UNBELIEVABLE amount of sodium translates to dying very young.
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Male 66
How could you not want one....it has bacon and cheese on it!!
Moderation in all things. One of these babies every once in a while would be OK in my book.
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Male 127
540 calories? a big mac without cheese is 576 calories but half as much sodium. hell a whopper without cheese is 670 calories and about 400 less mg of sodium. seems fishy....
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Male 302
This`ll make it easier for that woman who`s trying to reach 1000 lbs atleast.
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Female 477
ahhh low carb
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Male 15,832
The calories are bad enough, but that`s as much sodium as I eat in an entire day.

Getting old is hell. I guess this is one way to avoid it.
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Male 2,591
yummy
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Male 1,231
DertMerchant--"That is disgusting, and so is everyone that orders one. Little wonder the american healthcare system needs reform, you fat bastards"
LOL this raised a smile from me!
Yeah, I`m getting heart burn just looking at this- not a big fan of KFC to begin with but this has just confirmed my choice
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Male 527
Well, the good news is that it`s totally allowed on the Atkins Diet. :)
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Male 10,440
Just eat a stick of butter if all you want is calories.
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Male 936
evil eve you gotta get your muscle mass up if you are struggling to not be fat with only 500-1000 cals a day..not to mention your body might be in starvation mode which will actually store fat when its not getting enough calories.

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Male 4,867
wow, i kinda really want to try that
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Female 2,672
hmmm...now i have another to add to my list of "potential ways of suicide/murder"
ill put it right under fighting a Gorilla
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Female 3,726
Oh for drat`s sake, who would eat this????
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Male 337
i`m drooling in anticipation. nom nom nom!
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Male 1,442
IkeRay: Calm down baby, have a piece of cheese.

I said active, not with exercise. Active being working or generally going outside. Also how much you can take changes from person to person, different heights/shapes/metabolisms ect... I go by on 500 - 1000 kal a day but still stuggle to not be fat.
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Male 49
@ikeray 2000 calories a day is the baseline for the average woman, the baseline for men is 2500.
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Female 428
I am mostly disgusted...but I will still try it just once. And, knowing my past relationships with foods from KFC, I`ll probably be violently throwing up about an hour or two later.
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Male 201
Some Starbucks drinks have more calories than that. Eating a sandwich with chicken as the "bread" is not really any worse than eating a sandwich with regular bread (regular bread has tons of carbs, remember) The issue with things like this is how many people will eat and the amount of other food they eat with it; topped with the fact that most people get little-to-no exercise.
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Female 864
It`s not really about the amount of calories as it is about the quality of calories .I eat almost 2000 a day and I am 5 foot 2 and 110 pounds .I do not eat anything made from white flour ,no sugar ,no dairy except yogurt (plain of course ) nothing processed lots of veg,fruit and lean protein so no empty calories .
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Female 9,561
I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at that.
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Female 59
Just reading about this made me gag. :(
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Male 2,703
"You can have about 2000 a day without health risk (as long as your active but you still might get fat),"

wat? you`re an idiot.

Calories/day calculator

I put in I was 200lbs (which I am) and that I want to lose 5lbs (195):

"If you reduce your current caloric intake to 2329.5 calories per day you will lose one pound per week without exercise."

note, I am OVER 2k calories a day and I will lose 1 lb a week w/o exercise

w/ light exercise:

"If you exercise for 30 minutes each day, you will be able to reach your goal weight with 3054 calories per day."

so just shut your ignorant trap.
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Male 310
That is disgusting, and so is everyone that orders one. Little wonder the american healthcare system needs reform, you fat bastards.
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Male 41
someone said clogger?
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Male 1,442
540 kal? That really isn`t that much...

Chicken tikka masala, with pilau rice and plain nan, contains on average 1,338 calories. You can have about 2000 a day without health risk (as long as your active, but chances are you will still be a larger build), so dam right I am going to try this!
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Female 1
I have no room to judge this sandwich considering im eating the carls jr breakfast burger right at this moment. 780 cal and like 40 g of fat...god im such a fatass sometimes
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Male 1,674
As bad as it looks it`s better for you (calories and fat wise) then BKs whopper.
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Male 2,306
Holy poo I am going to eat that.
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Female 240
the sodium went up in the send recipe?
hell, i still want one.
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Male 1,629
i concur the_garuness
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Female 1,515
It looks so nasty you know it`s got to be delicious!
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Male 4,163
i want one now! make that two
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Male 24
Reject Christ. Receive Bacon.
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Female 145
I feel so torn.
On the one hand it looks delicious, but on the other hand it looks so nutritionally disgusting.
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Female 221
not so tempting to me
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Male 931
WAAAAAANT!!!
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Male 496
But dam does it look tasty!
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Male 490
Mmmm...

As a United States citizen, I feel obligated to eat this.
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Male 438
never before has an affront to god tasted so good.
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Male 1,958
..........

I don`t know if I want it, or if I want to avoid it
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Male 20,829
Link: The KFC Double Down Is Coming! [Pic] [Rate Link] - This is no paid advert, this is an I-A-B public service announcement. Stay away from this crap--unless you like crap.
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