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Date: 04/24/10 10:06 AM

181 Responses to The Female Penis Prefrence Chart [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18860 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:45 am
    Link: The Female Penis Prefrence Chart - This chart give us an honest look at what women are looking for. Does size matter? Is this chart accurate? Mature/SFW.
  2. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Remember, guys: work on your technique, too ;)
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:16 am
    really? why, just why?
  4. Profile photo of ladymanson
    ladymanson Female 18-29
    76 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Phew... the chart agrees with the service i am getting. Thank you chart for telling me my fiance is enjoyable
  5. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:18 am
    tobad the average length is 5.5inch.
  6. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:21 am
    I would doubt this chart`s validity considering many women probably never get to "try" an ideal penis. They may simply be assuming it would be better.
  7. Profile photo of Scissorz23
    Scissorz23 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Hurray im excactly on the last A`s part :P
  8. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:22 am
    i saw this before. i think this was from some survey, but i never checked how credible it was
  9. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:24 am
    y`know, i`m gonna go ahead & say this seems pretty accurate.
  10. Profile photo of Blaackhalo
    Blaackhalo Male 30-39
    90 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:25 am
    What chick measures girth.. I mean I`m guessing you can kinda eye ball length, but the other would be kinda tricky no?
  11. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:27 am
    I would like to see how they went about doing this study ;)
  12. Profile photo of MG6
    MG6 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:30 am
    The average `depth` of a woman (I don`t know the word for that in English, so I have to express it this way :p) is around 5 1/2 inch. (iirc)
    So unless women like to be bumped into their uterus, this chart is a big pile of crap.
  13. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Top right corner for me :(.

    jk
  14. Profile photo of memoryburner
    memoryburner Male 13-17
    132 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:31 am
    yeah...the chart marks ideal size...but that has nothing to do with performance
  15. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:32 am
    This survey was done by one woman over the course of one drunken long weekend.

    All the "ideal" ones were at the same time.
  16. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:32 am
    "tobad the average length is 5.5inch."

    only in the real world, on the internet the average size is at least twice that.
  17. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Anyone besides me notice that this chart looks kind of like a hand wrapped around the A section?
  18. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:38 am
    im one away from being ideal, damn.
  19. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:42 am
    As I female, I am claiming that it is so very inaccurate. But that is only for me.
    Some times I wonder about other females; do they really have so much sex that they have to have a big penis to get off?
    And, what is the obsession with large penis`s? If the penis is too large it will not be able to widen the cervix or deliver sperm successfully, and neither will a small penis. A vagina is usually only 3 in deep (If, some how yours is more, then stop stretching it out by putting larger and larger things in there.) One would need a good three inches to open the cervix, and then the male would have to have a good sperm count to deliver what needs to be.
    But, again, that is only me and several medical books that I have studied over the years.
  20. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:42 am
    This seems a little skewed lengthwise... Like sjaakwortel said, the average length is about 5 and a half inches.

    Reminds me though of how terrible men are at guessing bra size. Maybe women fail massively at estimating length? Because when you think about it, and look at a ruler, a 8 inch penis looks drating terrifying.

    Also, ladies, don`t lie. You can`t feel past the first couple of inches anyways.
  21. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Lamiacraor, the vagina is not only about 3in deep. When aroused, it "tents" and lengthens, so the cervix sits farther back. Same with at different times of the menstrual cycle.

    Also, you can`t stretch a vagina. It`s like a closed tube. It`ll stretch to comform when something is in it, but it`ll go back to being closed after. How do you think a tampon stays in?

    Further, you can`t WIDEN the cervix. Unless you`re giving birth and it`s dialating. The penis doesn`t go in it, the opening is just too small! Touch up on your anatomy a bit :)
  22. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:48 am
    ansen2014, go die in a f*cking fire you spammer
  23. Profile photo of wtfstfu
    wtfstfu Male 13-17
    112 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:57 am
    i refuse to belive that any woman wants a penis 7 1/2 inches around thats drating ridiculous and it being an inch shorter than it is around no way
  24. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:00 am
    Lamiacraor... o_O A penis does not go into your cervix.
  25. Profile photo of scotchbot
    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:01 am
    if the dimensions of the perfect penis are right here, that makes the perfect penis a square, the circumfrance is as long as the length.

    summits not right there
  26. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7565 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Girth matters more than length- but you need a certain amount of length - remeber the ,ahem, action involved. There is such a thing as too long- but position yourself right and don`t play stem hammers and it should be fine, but a sensible girth matters alot- we like to, erm- clamp down a bit!
  27. Profile photo of rhinoster
    rhinoster Male 18-29
    28 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:08 am
    equazcion1, circumference is diameter x 3.14 so really perfect is only about two inches thick.
  28. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:09 am
    for people that cant see to understand the difference between circumference and diameter: a 6 1/2 circumference is roughly 2 inches across or think.
  29. Profile photo of Kappa-imp
    Kappa-imp Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 24, 2010 at 11:10 am
    equazcion1, you`re thinking about diameter, not circumference. A circumference of 6 1/2 inches is pretty thick, but not as thick as a coke can or anything.
  30. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:10 am
    equazcion- You`re thinking diameter. 6.5 inch circumference yields only (roughly) 2 inches thick (diameter).
  31. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Equazcion1 Please go read books until you learn the difference between circumference and diameter..... moron
  32. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Damnit, the comments need to refresh faster so 30 people aren`t telling the same person the difference between circumference and diameter...lol
  33. Profile photo of Lolwhat
    Lolwhat Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:13 am
    jeez equazcion1, learn to read.
    its circumference, not diameter.
    the distance around the peen, not the distance through one side to the other.
  34. Profile photo of Hilding
    Hilding Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:15 am
    6 1/2" circumference is too much??
    Go measure a 6 1/2" string and form a circle of it. Not just anatomy classes that needs to be retaken, geometry as well!
  35. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:17 am
    RoboBunneh: I do not wish to be rude but, obviously you have never been pregnant. I have been pregnant more then twice, with successful births and I have had the process explained to me by two actual doctors and a pediatrician.
    I am guessing that you should probably ask about such things instead of going on Wiki or listening to a "Sex Ed" teacher (who does not have the education themselves to know what the vagina actually does.)
  36. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:18 am
    "I have been pregnant more then twice, with successful births and I have had the process explained to me by two actual doctors and a pediatrician."
    "Male, 18-29, Western US"
    0_o
  37. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Robobunneh: My god, girl. "You cant feel past the first couple of inches"?
    I would love nothing more then to have an actual conversation with you on the vagina.
  38. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5449 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:21 am
    I simply refuse to believe the ideal penis looks like this:

  39. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:22 am
    Gorgack: I know! For some reason I Am Bored wont let me change it!
  40. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:24 am
    "Gorgack: I know! For some reason I Am Bored wont let me change it!"
    Phew! That had me worried there...
  41. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:26 am
    Gorgack: Haha I thought it would confuse people. I am not actually a guy; although I wish I was one. I am a 22 year old female who is married with a son and a daughter on the way.
  42. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:28 am
    this chart is useless to me, it only goes up to 11 inches
  43. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:28 am
    wewt! im ideal xP
  44. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:30 am
    HA, sweet, mine is in fact 6`` even, LOL. Awesome, though I`ll only be having sex with one woman, my wife.
  45. Profile photo of Lillim
    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Very, very personalized topic here... Personal opine, I`ve had sex with both "big" and "small" men, and both can bring something satisfying to the table. I`d stop sweating it so much, guys (easier said than done, tho, I know).
  46. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Oh look...another reason for random dudes to lie about shihat and try impress random people over the net
  47. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Depends on which hole you put it in
  48. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:41 am
    I`ve seen one that had the lower end closer to 6"-6.5", but it doesn`t matter that much.
  49. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:42 am
    Well I`m from Africa....muwahahahahahaha.....
  50. Profile photo of Firstloser
    Firstloser Male 18-29
    5 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:45 am
    6 1/2in is ideal circumference wtf thats an F`in Pork sword...you could knock out a midget with that hog...
  51. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7565 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:49 am
    Afraid I think size does matter, it`s not ALL that matters, but asking if its in yet is considered rude! Too long bumps the cervix- that hurts- but that is bad technique- a lot of men need to learn to slow down a bit.
  52. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:51 am
    i seriously lol`d at streve41high

    id be more concerned with the woman who answered for this to be made, i have a pretty good feeling that the rest of the female population could care less...you have to remember, and i hate to admit this, but we`re more worried about ourselves
  53. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:56 am
    @Lamiacraor: the cervix never actually opens until you give birth.
  54. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    "Lamiacraor: I have been pregnant more then twice, with successful births."

    "Lamiacraor: I am a 22 year old female who is married with a son and a daughter on the way."

    That makes five kids in total, at the age of 22-23? Right?


  55. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    i hear ya first loser....jesus christ...that thing is bigger than my wrist!
  56. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    7 inch circumference? that doesn`t sound right
  57. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Wow. Ok, I`ve got to measure myself... now all I need is a boner.
  58. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    i cant believe im about to say this...

    ""Lamiacraor: I have been pregnant more then twice, with successful births."

    "Lamiacraor: I am a 22 year old female who is married with a son and a daughter on the way."

    That makes five kids in total, at the age of 22-23? Right? "

    not to get into your personal lives but my guess is two/three.

    "pregnant more then twice" ok at least three times :) congrats!

    "a son and a daughter on the way" im guessing you have had your son, and are expecting a daughter.

    Im counting two...

    in relation to the chart, this makes me feel much better about myself :)
  59. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Every time IAB posts this it pushes me one step closer to suicide.
  60. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Im happy Im ideal, and my loved one confirms this, *head swell* not that head - perverts!!
  61. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    C=Pi*D; therefore 7" circumference = 2.2" diameter. Doesn`t matter, though, I`m killing myself after this post anyway. :|
  62. Profile photo of HappyAbes
    HappyAbes Female 18-29
    78 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    that sounds about right
  63. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Repost `-.- Its not that hard to search IAB people, there shouldn`t be this!
  64. Profile photo of Koner_Rox
    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    ok, i know im a dude posting this, but its all about style. i fall in the enjoyable category and you just have to know what your doing to get the proper results from your lady.
  65. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    OK i`ll say it once again, for good measure...PENIS

    /giggle
  66. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    No comment. :)
  67. Profile photo of Agent0024blo
    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Women have preferences??
  68. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    duffytoler - Hey come on now, stats are stats, no need to feel bad now!!
  69. Profile photo of bigfatdynamo
    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    At least this one isn`t like the previous charts that say 7-8 inches in the most satisfying. Most of us men cried that day.
  70. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Attention IAB customers.... Testicals. That is all.
  71. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    bigfatdynamo, that`s exactly what this chart says? It reads 7 1/8" to 8 3/8" as "ideal (perfect)".
  72. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    At least this one isn`t like the previous charts that say 7-8 inches in the most satisfying. Most of us men cried that day.

    You`re bad at reading charts I can tell.
  73. Profile photo of breadman
    breadman Male 18-29
    41 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Well if this is a FEMALE PENIS preference chart then I am amazed at the average person loving ANY kind of penis on a woman.
  74. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Actually smag, it`s 7-1/4 to 8-1/4
  75. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    my boyfriends in the a group and although it isnt all about size he certanly knows what to do with it!

    withought getting too graphical, he hits that special spot, where others have failed, but the size only accounts for a third of why he makes good things happen.

    so guys who are paroniod about their member not being big enough and not satisflying their ladies, well, how do you think the lesbians do it ;) plus if its big enough just to fit in then you can do something with it...

    ...wow, ive just realised i spend far too much time with sex on the brain!
  76. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    huh!
  77. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7565 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Testicles- not testicals. What about them?
  78. Profile photo of Celebelena
    Celebelena Female 30-39
    2 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    What a load of rubbish.
  79. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9241 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Has anyone said repost yet?
  80. Profile photo of TastyNuggetz
    TastyNuggetz Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    The diagram almost looks like the head of a penis (upside down of course).
  81. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    janus_games, if I follow the far left-hand or right-hand side of any box down to the x-axis or left to the y-axis, it falls between the 1/4" measurements (thus, 1/8"). If those measurements were meant to be titles for the rows/columns, that`s not standard. Normally, we`d have have a scale at the axis.

    However, I am willing to concede that if they`re meant to be labels, you are correct (if it`s not standard). Either way, though, my point still stands.
  82. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    SiN_iN_Me - Exactly! spot on, you gotta know how to use your um, tool, whatever size.
  83. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Lol ima B (Barely)
  84. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    With all due respect, but TastyNuggetz, are your sure you`re a male?
  85. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Let me clear this up for all of you confused individuals who have commented on my comments:
    1: I only have two children and 4 miscarriages.

    and 2: Yes, in fact, your cervix gets "irritated" during sex enough to dilate and except the sperm. I do not know where you teenagers are getting your information, but who ever is supplying this information to you is completely retarded and does not know the human body as well as they think. THIS DILATION, is why it is some times not recommended to have very passionate sex during pregnancy (Because it can cause a miscarriage.).
  86. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    I love how women automatically say (and men) that it`s what you do with it...

    Admit it for once... even if you know what to do with it, size extremes DO NOT offer the same pleasure. A 7x7 (ideal according to that chart) would be way better than a 4x4 if BOTH knew how to use it. It`s just a comfort thing trying not to get their bf into depression.

    OR maybe the GIRL is too big!!!
  87. Profile photo of Almighty_Jew
    Almighty_Jew Male 18-29
    103 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    This is a repost from a long time ago.
  88. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    *spirals into depression*
  89. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    i dip my dick in rohypnol so it doesn`t matter
  90. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Also depends on how you measure, right? For the length, do you measure from top to the tip (e.g. from your pubic hair to the tip), or the bottom to the tip (where the scrotum starts to tip)? Or something else? that could account for 1/2" right there, yes? For circumference, there`s not much room for error, I guess. It is what it is.
  91. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Lamiacraor, I sure HOPE I haven`t been pregnant. I`m only 19 going on twenty in less than a month!

    And for the record I`m a third year university student who is majoring in biology. I`ve always had a special interest in sex ed and have been active on a sex ed website for a couple of years now. And I assure you hon, it ain`t wikipedia or yahoo answers.

    If you want, I can link my information. To be honest, I`d be glad to. Also, a lot of doctors can be (unfortunately) misinformed about female anatomy. Especially older doctors. The same kind that prescribe to the hymen=virgin myth. Ugh.

    And yes, most women can`t feel past the first couple of inches. There just aren`t many nerve endings deep in the vagina. Oh sure, you can definitely feel the cervix though. But cervix equals not the vagina.
  92. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    I`m D.. :`((
  93. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Question though. Is the irritation you`re thinking of the prostagladins in semen? If so it`s not the cervix that gets irritated. It causes uterine contractions. And that`s why doctors advise to have sex around the due date of the baby, or if your baby is late.

    The cervix doesn`t dialate for sex as far as I know. What brings the sperm into the uterus is that during ovulation, the cervical mucus becomes a certain consistancy. This helps the sperm swim through. It`s why during ovulation you get eggwhite-like discharge. Think about it- one of the ways hormonal birthcontrol works is that it thickens cervical mucus so that sperm cannot swim through.
  94. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    beternal im not arguing your point of people having people who have smaller dicks do tend to not perform as well because it would be lying to say guys with bigger ones dont have an advantage, BUT ive had a ex who had about a 4-5 incher out perform a different ex who had a 6-7 due to tecnique and effort put in. and yes some girls may be like throwing a banana down an alleyway, but it can also be said the same for girls who just sit back and get plowed who are tighter, must underperform compared to a somewhat looser girl who takes it like a trooper and moves about more than a pawn on a chessboard.

    sex is something personal so this will never be settled, people have had it good and bad, and no ones opinion is right or wrong...

    but shout out to ferdyfred, because you think like me, were the lucky ones!
  95. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    WTF?!? I`m not even on the chart! That`s a freaking shame.
  96. Profile photo of BuddyEbsen
    BuddyEbsen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    @SmagBoy1 I start measuring at my small intestine, which makes my penis around 42 feet long
  97. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Damn !! I`d have to fold it in half...... :-P
  98. Profile photo of TastyNuggetz
    TastyNuggetz Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 3:06 pm



    And. . . . it`s a penis. Maybe a horribly drawn one, but a penis nonetheless.
  99. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    No sources?
  100. Profile photo of AshleeBlue
    AshleeBlue Female 18-29
    26 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    I think 11 would be so not enjoyable. Ideal more like 7.

    Sin is right. Size matters but it`s not ALL that matters, or even what matters most. But yeah, not gonna lie, 3 is pretty useless.
  101. Profile photo of Canoas
    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    6.5 inches/pi = 2.07 inches diameter
    that`s almost as thick as a baseball bat..
  102. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    what is an authentic woman
  103. Profile photo of IsmelBacn420
    IsmelBacn420 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    i can see this.. maybe the lower of the reds... not quite a baseball bat... maybe a small cucumber...
  104. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    RobotoBunneh: Is there a way I can talk to you? It seems we are not understanding each other correctly. I will understand if you do not wish to. But, I have my information on my profile so that you may get a hold of me if you wish it.
  105. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    *Gets the tape measure out*
  106. Profile photo of 100stories
    100stories Female 18-29
    59 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    11 inches long enjoyable? Painful, more like.
  107. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    diameter wise, nothing more than 5 inches is ideal because i can`t fit my mouth around that.
  108. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    8 inches. Really? Two more than the average? Then natural selection has dropped a bollock somewhere
  109. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    The brain plays a bigger part in sexual satisfaction than a penis ever will.
    And yes i do have a small penis, but I`ve got a 9 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears...
  110. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    MY definition of an ideal penis is one attached to a great guy.
  111. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    I don`t feel like measuring circumference.
  112. Profile photo of parachutes16
    parachutes16 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    ideal!
  113. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    so my cheese wheel peen won`t be satisfying women any time soon huh?
  114. Profile photo of electricmonk
    electricmonk Female 13-17
    96 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    @ appleblue - right on! :)
  115. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    And I thought girls liked 1 inch peens that were 9 inches wide...
  116. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    im with nerdfighter0
    @bankvole, i thought the average was 5
  117. Profile photo of mkygirl
    mkygirl Female 30-39
    65 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    the bigger the car, the bigger the garage
  118. Profile photo of Zghost
    Zghost Male 13-17
    152 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    So like, where`s the source?
  119. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1600 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    8inch penis? the vaginal canal isn`t even that long. that poo will be painful as hell.
  120. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1600 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    "WTF?!? I`m not even on the chart! That`s a freaking shame."


    OWNED!!!
  121. Profile photo of Themeister
    Themeister Female 13-17
    17 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    duuude... 11 inches? that`s called impalement.
  122. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    I call Fake or American, the chart doesn`t even go up to Adult Length.
  123. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    Considering that the average penis is about 5.5 inches, I HIGHLY doubt that the most satisfying penis is several inches longer. It would seem that nature would have made it so that the average size is also sort of the best fit. Besides, the vagina (when aroused) is rarely longer than 6 inches, so any longer is not going to fit in very easily. I guess girth is quite good, but I`d personally be intimidated by too much... it would be painful at first.
  124. Profile photo of HeroOfTime
    HeroOfTime Female 18-29
    26 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    No way... but I find the shape of the chart amusing.
  125. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    You did notice it is in inches right Lionhart?
  126. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    @moefreak the problem with your theory is that nature really doesn`t have to care too much what the female`s preference is. The male orgasm is really the only orgasm that matters in terms of reproduction.
  127. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    lionhart

    The chart is in inches, not millimeters as it would be for data about Aussie men.
  128. Profile photo of Earl_Grey
    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    @intrigid technically, you`re right, but the female orgasm is kind of an incentive to have sex for females, no? I seriously doubt that so many women would be willing to have sex if it didn`t feel good. And I know where we are right now it`s a totally different thing, having sex for pleasure and having sex for reproduction, but thinking way back in time, having the female experience pleasure during sexual intercourse would increase the likelihood of that intercourse taking place. Right?
  129. Profile photo of king_slayer
    king_slayer Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    so women lk choads?
  130. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    Again?
  131. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    The chart is in inches, not millimeters as it would be for data about Aussie men.

    I suppose he should get burned for not realizing that it says "inches" right on the chart.
  132. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    INTRIGID you are an idiot who knows nothing about female biology (really sorry...for you). When a female has an orgasm the cervix contracts and dips into the sperm pool which helps draw the seamen in to impregnate her. Look it up. So if the males goal is to reproduce, he should satisfy his women or he decreases his chance of impregnating her on the first try and he`s less likely to get another shot!

  133. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    Also I bet you are not on that chart :-)
  134. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    "INTRIGID you are an idiot who knows nothing about female biology (really sorry...for you). When a female has an orgasm the cervix contracts and dips into the sperm pool which helps draw the seamen in to impregnate her. Look it up. So if the males goal is to reproduce, he should satisfy his women or he decreases his chance of impregnating her on the first try and he`s less likely to get another shot! "

    No she does not. The female provides the egg and the male provides the sperm. you do not have to have an orgasm to release the egg. that occurs in ovulation. so you should talk to your doctor and find out when you ovulate. You do not have to have an orgasm to get pregnant. Do you think girls who get pregnant due to rape have orgasms? no. All it takes is the man has to get sperm inside the woman`s vagina. A woman can even get pregnant from pre-ejaculatory fluid. That is a fluid that is on the tip of a man`s penis when he get sexually aroused.
  135. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    @Concentra I believe she said that it increases your chance of successfully impregnating a woman...which is true! The female orgasm gives a helping hand at getting the sperm on the right track (since they`re stupid little buggers) as explained below. Obviously it`s not a necessary function, but it`s a function none the less.
  136. Profile photo of comuser59
    comuser59 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    Concerta, I think the point NotTHATbored was trying to make was that your chances of getting pregnant are much greater if the female has an orgasm as well (which is true), not that it`s the only way it can happen.
  137. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    King@ It`s not width, its circumfrence
  138. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    COMUSER glad that at least one male can understand what I`m saying!

    INARIA looks like we don`t have to become lesbians and pleasure ourselves after all!
  139. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    "There are many factors that have to come together for a pregnancy to occur, and according to statistics there is only about a 20%-30% chance each month of becoming pregnant when birth control is not being practiced."

    - http://www.gynob.com/

    Thus the female orgasm is INCREDIBLY important because MOST of the time a male and a female have to do it more then once!
  140. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    @INTRIGID you`re an idiot... nuff said
  141. Profile photo of impretybored
    impretybored Male 18-29
    151 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    ohhh so thats where babies come from... that little red circle
  142. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    There is a key for every lock :-) I think this is far to individual to hart out like this and say this is how ALL women are.
  143. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    Its really quite relative to the size of the vagina.
  144. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    As a woman myself, I really do agree with the 6/7 inch guys. That just seems perfect to me. Any bigger and youd be poking sh*t and any smaller and you might not feel anything...(kinda, 5 is ok)And same with the girth I suppose. You don`t want a little pencil, but you don`t want anything huge either >.< It really does depend on the woman though. Not all vagina`s are the same XD
  145. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 1:40 am
    7 is okay, but I prefer a lil bit smaller... Like all the other girls are saying, it`s all about what you like...but I have to admit, i`m weirded out that anyone could find a peen that is 11+ in. long and 7+ in. in circumference enjoyable...I think I`d run like Hell! lmao
  146. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 2:09 am
    People to make this clear,

    supposedly this chart was made by a company that sells penis enhancer products.

    That would also explain why the ideal is ALOT bigger than the average
  147. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:15 am
    The ideal key is the one that fits the lock...
  148. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:40 am
    11 and 7? no thanks. it`d be like ungiving birth.

    however, my boyfriend falls into perfect. lucky me?
  149. Profile photo of imlaramarie
    imlaramarie Female 18-29
    154 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 5:55 am
    I like girth personally...

    My husband falls into the perfect category... yay
  150. Profile photo of alx-ndr
    alx-ndr Male 18-29
    95 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 6:22 am
    seems about right... surely the scale is unrealistic?! Whose penis has a 9 1/2 inch circumference??! horse?
  151. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 7:23 am
    lol i love how they push for a "perfect" 8 or so inches and else is sub par when the average american is 5-6.

    gotta fill those gaping vagoos somehow. :p



  152. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 7:38 am
    if you really want to know what size women prefer, it would make more sense to look at the size of the toys most bought by women. if you ask the average person how big 6 inches is, they most likely will not be able to show you the length, and its very unlikely that they will be able to accurately show you diameter from a number. not to mention that if you have to say authentic, you are probably lying, as the assertions of truth tends to be present more often when the truth isnt.
  153. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 8:28 am
    this chart made me happy =D
  154. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 8:35 am
    davymid Male, 18-29, Europe 6594 Posts Saturday, April 24, 2010 3:53:11 PM
    *Gets the tape measure out*
    __________________-

    Well???
  155. Profile photo of robinm1chell
    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 9:56 am
    chimmy chang not all my toys go in all the way and toys are no indication. I have various sizes for vag anal and co play. I have small ones for clit stimulation and big ones for hard core self love. depends what the girl wants when. I like them long and thick though.
  156. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 10:03 am
    TMI Robin.....WAAAAAAAAY TMI
  157. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 10:04 am
    I`m very satisfying but not ideal! Story of my life...
  158. Profile photo of ThatScot
    ThatScot Male 13-17
    7 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 10:32 am
    Robin, you have given me the joy of once again tasting those brilliant bacon rolls I had for lunch :(
  159. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Are they grading on a curve?
  160. Profile photo of Valigon
    Valigon Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 10:42 am
    does anybody else find it odd that the chart looks like a testical
  161. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 11:03 am
    so did these girls take out a measuring tape to see how big around the girth would look like?
  162. Profile photo of therach
    therach Female 18-29
    36 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 11:45 am
    I`m not going to lie, it IS the size that matters. ;) Kidding.
  163. Profile photo of CreamKreator
    CreamKreator Male 30-39
    69 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    Huh, what a relief..
  164. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3339 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    that it oldder then the net
  165. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
    799 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    if your dick is a quarter inch bigger than the other guys, you are deemed unacceptable. good day sir.
  166. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP!(make it a dick joke)
  167. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    who gives a poo about the size its the balls that count!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  168. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    "YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP!(make it a dick joke)"
    Here.
  169. Profile photo of GRAAAAA
    GRAAAAA Male 13-17
    17 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 12:08 am
    oh ok...i guess i can live with "enjoyable"
  170. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 2:26 am
    I guess I`ll just have to accept my 10" dick, sigh
  171. Profile photo of Tidbit
    Tidbit Female 70 & Over
    268 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 3:43 am
    i really dont think it`s the size that matters, but more if you know what to do with it.
  172. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 4:42 am
    I`m on the green B just left of the red A.
    So close, yet so far away.

    Still - feeling perfect!
  173. Profile photo of simbha
    simbha Male 30-39
    412 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 5:57 am
    I can understand the variations in preference along the vertical axis. That one`s easy.

    I can also understand the increase in preference as one moves from left towards the center.

    But if a man`s longer than `ideal`, why would that matter - really? There are a large number of positions for which that would make no difference...
  174. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 6:48 am
    Sorry but the link to the thumbnail isn`t working and I can only see the bottom left corner. How do I see the full pic?
  175. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 10:57 am
    I don`t know why this was posted in the first place, nor why it wa posted a second time. This has no evidence from any site but 1 which is almost obviusly a site designed to sell natural male inhancement. It`s technique that matters. Well, that and not being able to spell very wll.
  176. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 11:45 am
    I think this chart is incorrect.
  177. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Sinclair - "I guess I`ll just have to accept my 10" dick, sigh"

    I think you probably meant to say, "a", not "my".
  178. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    "A" for girth, "B" for length ... :(

    But I figure if you`re hittin` cervix, more don`t matter. *shrug*
  179. Profile photo of DoomCookie79
    DoomCookie79 Female 30-39
    60 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    I think this chart is right on the money
  180. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:23 pm
  181. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    small penis is so scary. nightmarish.
    there was a guy on cam once i was chattin to and he could suck his own rooster.. i saw proof. distubing. :/

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