The Erotic Life Of A Slutty Extension Cord [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Oh sure, but if it was a guy, he"s be thought of as a stud.
There are 62 comments:
Female 956
hahahaha it`s so funny to see people get so hyped up about sluts and players over this

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Male 67
imyownpeople: I just fell you love with you. Will you marry me...and my canteloupe?

maguiremart: I`ll have to stand by whyaskwhy here, that was one hell of an ignorant comment. Don`t worry, you`ll get it one day. Well....doubtfully.
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Male 2,056
POWER BAR!!
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Female 1,101
@Marcus ... Does opening a bunch of crappy locks that have already been opened a couple dozen times before really make it a master key? Or just a key with Herpes? I think I`ve made my point.

@Krisley Agreed! Sluts are sluts and may they have fun with each other and stay away from me and my toilet seat!
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Male 776
Lol somebody already said it hahaha, somebody had to
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Male 776
just to paraphrase a fun thing I saw online:
"a girl who has sex with many men is like a lock that is opened by many keys, not very useful in any sense of the word. a guy who has sex with many women is like a key that can open many locks, very useful."
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Male 5,094
Don`t bash the sexual progressives.
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Male 208
maguiremart, We like to call what whyaskwhy just did to you a SSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM DUNK!
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Male 266
Whore, lol
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Female 163
@whyaskwhy and maguiremart:

I love sticking my dick in things. In fact, I`m sticking my dick in a cantaloupe right now. It`s the cantaloupes fault for being so damn sexy. I was like, "Damn, this is a good cantaloupe! I wonder if it`ll be just as good when I have sex with it?!!" And it is. Stupid cantaloupe, stupid slutty sexy cantaloupe. It had it coming.
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Female 275
-are unable to not give it to her. grow up and take responsibility for your own actions
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Female 275
@maguiremart

I usually ignore stupid comments, but yours I honestly can`t let go. the reason the lock key analogy doesn`t work is because a lock is made with the inherent purpose to keep people out. a woman is a HUMAN BEING who can do whatever she damn well pleases-she can sleep with however many men she wants. she isn`t created with the inherent purpose of keeping dicks out of her. however, what you are saying is even more ridiculous than the lock key analogy. your comment suggests it`s the responsibility of women to keep their legs closed so that men in turn are not offered the occasion to be sluts. It is nobody`s RESPONSIBILITY to keep anyone else decent/moral, you`re your own entity responsible for keeping yourself decent. I am not responsible for making sure that men can`t be players and douchebags. If i have a lot of loose sex i`m a slut, and if you have a lot of loose sex you`re just as equally a slut-just because a girl wants your rooster doesn`t mean you are unable to
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Male 34
@ krisley

I agree to a certain extent, but that analogy is pretty damn accurate if you ask me. A man has to work hard to get into bed with a woman. A woman (if at least moderately attractive) can pretty much get a man to sleep with her with the snap of her finger. Point is, if women give themselves up easily, men will be more likely to become players. However, if women aren`t so "loose" men won`t be able to become players and such. Sadly, its going in the opposite direction these days
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Female 570
"that lock-key analogy is pretty damn funny, but that`s all that it is. It`s a JOKE. As shphook said, a slut is a slut is a slut, male or female."
amen
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Male 526
that lock-key analogy is pretty damn funny, but that`s all that it is. It`s a JOKE. As shphook said, a slut is a slut is a slut, male or female.
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Male 677
If a key opens many locks, it is considered a master key, and is usefull.

if a lock can be opened by many different keys, well its a pretty poo lock if you ask me.
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Male 8,300
> PsychGeek
> we may whine a bit, but there`s nothing wrong with wanting sex lasting longer than 2 minutes

Sex?? I never mentioned men, women or sex... I was talking about locksmithing. You must just have a dirty mind.
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Male 13
no, the difference between men and women is in how we both deal with conflict, men fight to win, women fight to hurt, gender war over.
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Male 509
"maybe if that key showed a bit more self-control, the lock wouldn`t complain as much."

And so we come to the great debate of men vs women and why neither understands the other... Actually, try reading "why men don`t listen and women can`t read maps" while you`re at it. It outlines the basic differences between men and women and tells you how to overcome those differences.
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Male 976
>>Let`s just say the userbase has been carefully and conscientiously trimmed. Like a manicured hedgerow.<<

"Manacured hedgerow" huh?? That`s probably the first and last time I`ll ever see that phrase written in my life. :/
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Female 59
I don`t understand your joke derf? :s
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Female 688
jeeeeeez, `sammycyanide`, could you BE any more patronising?! and then your explination was badly worded anyway...
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Male 21
@sammy
Yes I got the joke, just trying to be funny. My bad.
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Female 427
I don`t think you understood the joke, derf.
Let me explain it to you.
The other chord with only 3 holes considers the extension chord with several to be a whore because of the amount of holes it has, as if saying that that`s how many other chords it sleeps with.
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Male 21
Wouldn`t the correct term be "Lesbian?"
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Male 31
@rockinkitty "hehehe wonder how much she charges"
Lol, you are now appointed as my humorous commenter.
Hope you don`t mind.
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Male 12,138
[quote]I love IAB. Only here can a cartoon of two extension cords instigate a discussion into social standards and male/female sexuality.[/quote]
shpook, I hear ya and then some. `Tis why I`m still at IAB after all these years. Cause I love it so. Let`s just say the userbase has been carefully and conscientiously trimmed. Like a manicured hedgerow.
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Female 812
Haha nice one rockinkitty ;)
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Male 67
I love IAB. Only here can a cartoon of two extension cords instigate a discussion into social standards and male/female sexuality.
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Female 46
hehehe wonder how much she charges
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Female 1,798
@ shpook: :) :) :) you, sir, are awesome.

@ Lionheart: we may whine a bit, but there`s nothing wrong with wanting sex lasting longer than 2 minutes. maybe if that key showed a bit more self-control, the lock wouldn`t complain as much.
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Male 67
Lionhart, HAHA! Well played, sir.
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Male 67
PsychGeek, you`re welcome. Seriously, I don`t see it to be anything to brag about as a male, if you`ve been around the block that much. In my eyes, a slut is a slut is a slut.
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Male 8,300
> shpook
> A key that opens many locks is said to be the Master key, and is a great thing.
> A lock that can be opened by many keys is said to be a horrible lock.

That`s because the Master Key only takes 2 minutes and considers the job well done, whereas the Lock takes hours to open satisfactorily and whinges if you open it too quickly.
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Male 15,832
Four holes, no waiting! (Extra charge for 3-prongs, though.)
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Female 1,798
thank you, shpook, for illustrating the huge sexual double standard that exists in this country. Personally, I think a man who sleeps with many women is a man-ho and I wouldn`t touch him with a 10-foot pole.
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Male 2,591
u mean slutty power strip?
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Male 67
You know how the saying goes. Men are like keys and women are like locks.

A key that opens many locks is said to be the Master key, and is a great thing.

A lock that can be opened by many keys is said to be a horrible lock.
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Male 914
damn, that`s a lot of holes to fill...
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Female 708
What a slut!
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Male 813
Way to count CallofKtulu... fail.
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Male 2,548
"shouldnt the plug have like, prongs and not holes? or is this a lesbian relationship?" (Scotchbot)

No, I think that the piece you`re mistaking for a plug is supposed to be a regular extension cord. (The one she is insulting is a power bar.)
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Female 9,584
lmao, nice.
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Male 245
"Oh sure, but if it was a guy, he`s be thought of as a stud."
I think they`d be more freaked out by the three dicks, but nice try. Also, if it had three sets of prongs that would have to be something massive it`s connected to.
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Male 25,416
rofl!
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Female 171
shouldnt the plug have like, prongs and not holes? or is this a lesbian relationship?
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Female 56
I think I`ve seen this about 10 times already...still love u iab.
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Male 234
@davymid Good thing they have protection. You never know what kind of electrical damage those whores can cause.
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Male 1
reasoning for the double standard of men being able to sleep around: if a key were able to unlock a bunch of locks, that would be a master key. however, if a lock were able to be opened by alot of keys, that is a very bad lock.
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Male 12,138
lol@NerdFighter
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Male 212
The "whore" could just be a devoted female polygamyst, keeping the same chords in all of the time. But Mrs. Limp Bannana chord over there has things popping in and out of her all of the time.
Slut.
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Male 8,300
FYI for anyone who doesn`t know Electronics... all sockets/plugs are described as Male or Female, depending on whether they have prongs or holes.
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Male 12,138
I bought two whores this afternoon, funnily enough. With surge protection and everything.
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Male 83
@goaliejeffy

AHAHAHA. That was pretty funny lol.
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Male 772
At least the whore is permitted under fire safety regulations...there`s a pun in there but I`m too lazy to find it.
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Male 47
xD cute
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Male 497
meh... that pic of the toothbrush is talking about having the worst job is better thought
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Male 813
I laughed.
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Female 451
The whore is more helpful than the..nonwhore.
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Male 4,014
She loves the "shocker"
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Female 1,677
Meh.
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Male 20,987
Link: The Erotic Life Of A Slutty Extension Cord [Pic] [Rate Link] - Oh sure, but if it was a guy, he`s be thought of as a stud.
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