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Date: 04/25/10 04:05 PM

62 Responses to The Erotic Life Of A Slutty Extension Cord [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Link: The Erotic Life Of A Slutty Extension Cord - Oh sure, but if it was a guy, he`s be thought of as a stud.
  2. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Meh.
  3. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    She loves the "shocker"
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    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    The whore is more helpful than the..nonwhore.
  5. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    I laughed.
  6. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    meh... that pic of the toothbrush is talking about having the worst job is better thought
  7. Profile photo of smokymcganja
    smokymcganja Male 18-29
    47 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    xD cute
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    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    At least the whore is permitted under fire safety regulations...there`s a pun in there but I`m too lazy to find it.
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    clancy54 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    @goaliejeffy

    AHAHAHA. That was pretty funny lol.
  10. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    I bought two whores this afternoon, funnily enough. With surge protection and everything.
  11. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    FYI for anyone who doesn`t know Electronics... all sockets/plugs are described as Male or Female, depending on whether they have prongs or holes.
  12. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    The "whore" could just be a devoted female polygamyst, keeping the same chords in all of the time. But Mrs. Limp Bannana chord over there has things popping in and out of her all of the time.
    Slut.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    lol@NerdFighter
  14. Profile photo of purplevader
    purplevader Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 25, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    reasoning for the double standard of men being able to sleep around: if a key were able to unlock a bunch of locks, that would be a master key. however, if a lock were able to be opened by alot of keys, that is a very bad lock.
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    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    @davymid Good thing they have protection. You never know what kind of electrical damage those whores can cause.
  16. Profile photo of leckles1
    leckles1 Female 18-29
    56 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    I think I`ve seen this about 10 times already...still love u iab.
  17. Profile photo of scotchbot
    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    shouldnt the plug have like, prongs and not holes? or is this a lesbian relationship?
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    rofl!
  19. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    "Oh sure, but if it was a guy, he`s be thought of as a stud."
    I think they`d be more freaked out by the three dicks, but nice try. Also, if it had three sets of prongs that would have to be something massive it`s connected to.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    lmao, nice.
  21. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    "shouldnt the plug have like, prongs and not holes? or is this a lesbian relationship?" (Scotchbot)

    No, I think that the piece you`re mistaking for a plug is supposed to be a regular extension cord. (The one she is insulting is a power bar.)
  22. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Way to count CallofKtulu... fail.
  23. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    What a slut!
  24. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    damn, that`s a lot of holes to fill...
  25. Profile photo of shpook
    shpook Male 18-29
    68 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    You know how the saying goes. Men are like keys and women are like locks.

    A key that opens many locks is said to be the Master key, and is a great thing.

    A lock that can be opened by many keys is said to be a horrible lock.
  26. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    u mean slutty power strip?
  27. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    thank you, shpook, for illustrating the huge sexual double standard that exists in this country. Personally, I think a man who sleeps with many women is a man-ho and I wouldn`t touch him with a 10-foot pole.
  28. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    Four holes, no waiting! (Extra charge for 3-prongs, though.)
  29. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    > shpook
    > A key that opens many locks is said to be the Master key, and is a great thing.
    > A lock that can be opened by many keys is said to be a horrible lock.

    That`s because the Master Key only takes 2 minutes and considers the job well done, whereas the Lock takes hours to open satisfactorily and whinges if you open it too quickly.
  30. Profile photo of shpook
    shpook Male 18-29
    68 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    PsychGeek, you`re welcome. Seriously, I don`t see it to be anything to brag about as a male, if you`ve been around the block that much. In my eyes, a slut is a slut is a slut.
  31. Profile photo of shpook
    shpook Male 18-29
    68 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    Lionhart, HAHA! Well played, sir.
  32. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    @ shpook: :) :) :) you, sir, are awesome.

    @ Lionheart: we may whine a bit, but there`s nothing wrong with wanting sex lasting longer than 2 minutes. maybe if that key showed a bit more self-control, the lock wouldn`t complain as much.
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    rockinkitty Female 18-29
    46 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    hehehe wonder how much she charges
  34. Profile photo of shpook
    shpook Male 18-29
    68 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    I love IAB. Only here can a cartoon of two extension cords instigate a discussion into social standards and male/female sexuality.
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    Haha nice one rockinkitty ;)
  36. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    I love IAB. Only here can a cartoon of two extension cords instigate a discussion into social standards and male/female sexuality.
    shpook, I hear ya and then some. `Tis why I`m still at IAB after all these years. Cause I love it so. Let`s just say the userbase has been carefully and conscientiously trimmed. Like a manicured hedgerow.
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    watdatdoo Male 18-29
    31 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    @rockinkitty "hehehe wonder how much she charges"
    Lol, you are now appointed as my humorous commenter.
    Hope you don`t mind.
  38. Profile photo of derf87
    derf87 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    Wouldn`t the correct term be "Lesbian?"
  39. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    I don`t think you understood the joke, derf.
    Let me explain it to you.
    The other chord with only 3 holes considers the extension chord with several to be a whore because of the amount of holes it has, as if saying that that`s how many other chords it sleeps with.
  40. Profile photo of derf87
    derf87 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    @sammy
    Yes I got the joke, just trying to be funny. My bad.
  41. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 12:43 am
    jeeeeeez, `sammycyanide`, could you BE any more patronising?! and then your explination was badly worded anyway...
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    100stories Female 18-29
    59 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 3:30 am
    I don`t understand your joke derf? :s
  43. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 4:22 am
    >>Let`s just say the userbase has been carefully and conscientiously trimmed. Like a manicured hedgerow.<<

    "Manacured hedgerow" huh?? That`s probably the first and last time I`ll ever see that phrase written in my life. :/
  44. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 5:48 am
    "maybe if that key showed a bit more self-control, the lock wouldn`t complain as much."

    And so we come to the great debate of men vs women and why neither understands the other... Actually, try reading "why men don`t listen and women can`t read maps" while you`re at it. It outlines the basic differences between men and women and tells you how to overcome those differences.
  45. Profile photo of CanadaPirate
    CanadaPirate Male 18-29
    13 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 6:14 am
    no, the difference between men and women is in how we both deal with conflict, men fight to win, women fight to hurt, gender war over.
  46. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 6:27 am
    > PsychGeek
    > we may whine a bit, but there`s nothing wrong with wanting sex lasting longer than 2 minutes

    Sex?? I never mentioned men, women or sex... I was talking about locksmithing. You must just have a dirty mind.
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 7:43 am
    If a key opens many locks, it is considered a master key, and is usefull.

    if a lock can be opened by many different keys, well its a pretty poo lock if you ask me.
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    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 8:00 am
    that lock-key analogy is pretty damn funny, but that`s all that it is. It`s a JOKE. As shphook said, a slut is a slut is a slut, male or female.
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    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 9:01 am
    "that lock-key analogy is pretty damn funny, but that`s all that it is. It`s a JOKE. As shphook said, a slut is a slut is a slut, male or female."
    amen
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    maguiremart Male 13-17
    34 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    @ krisley

    I agree to a certain extent, but that analogy is pretty damn accurate if you ask me. A man has to work hard to get into bed with a woman. A woman (if at least moderately attractive) can pretty much get a man to sleep with her with the snap of her finger. Point is, if women give themselves up easily, men will be more likely to become players. However, if women aren`t so "loose" men won`t be able to become players and such. Sadly, its going in the opposite direction these days
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    whyaskwhy Female 13-17
    275 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    @maguiremart

    I usually ignore stupid comments, but yours I honestly can`t let go. the reason the lock key analogy doesn`t work is because a lock is made with the inherent purpose to keep people out. a woman is a HUMAN BEING who can do whatever she damn well pleases-she can sleep with however many men she wants. she isn`t created with the inherent purpose of keeping dicks out of her. however, what you are saying is even more ridiculous than the lock key analogy. your comment suggests it`s the responsibility of women to keep their legs closed so that men in turn are not offered the occasion to be sluts. It is nobody`s RESPONSIBILITY to keep anyone else decent/moral, you`re your own entity responsible for keeping yourself decent. I am not responsible for making sure that men can`t be players and douchebags. If i have a lot of loose sex i`m a slut, and if you have a lot of loose sex you`re just as equally a slut-just because a girl wants your rooster doesn`t mean you are unable to
  52. Profile photo of whyaskwhy
    whyaskwhy Female 13-17
    275 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    -are unable to not give it to her. grow up and take responsibility for your own actions
  53. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    @whyaskwhy and maguiremart:

    I love sticking my dick in things. In fact, I`m sticking my dick in a cantaloupe right now. It`s the cantaloupes fault for being so damn sexy. I was like, "Damn, this is a good cantaloupe! I wonder if it`ll be just as good when I have sex with it?!!" And it is. Stupid cantaloupe, stupid slutty sexy cantaloupe. It had it coming.
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    dracokain Male 18-29
    266 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Whore, lol
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    xKrazyKoalax Male 18-29
    208 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    maguiremart, We like to call what whyaskwhy just did to you a SSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM DUNK!
  56. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    Don`t bash the sexual progressives.
  57. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    just to paraphrase a fun thing I saw online:
    "a girl who has sex with many men is like a lock that is opened by many keys, not very useful in any sense of the word. a guy who has sex with many women is like a key that can open many locks, very useful."
  58. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Lol somebody already said it hahaha, somebody had to
  59. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    @Marcus ... Does opening a bunch of crappy locks that have already been opened a couple dozen times before really make it a master key? Or just a key with Herpes? I think I`ve made my point.

    @Krisley Agreed! Sluts are sluts and may they have fun with each other and stay away from me and my toilet seat!
  60. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    POWER BAR!!
  61. Profile photo of shpook
    shpook Male 18-29
    68 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    imyownpeople: I just fell you love with you. Will you marry me...and my canteloupe?

    maguiremart: I`ll have to stand by whyaskwhy here, that was one hell of an ignorant comment. Don`t worry, you`ll get it one day. Well....doubtfully.
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    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    hahahaha it`s so funny to see people get so hyped up about sluts and players over this

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