The Complete Beard Scale [Pic]

Submitted by: trp712 7 years ago in Funny

Where do you fit in, I-A-B guys? I-A-B ladies, what do you prefer?
There are 81 comments:
Female 282
I like girls wearing fake mustaches. and guys with a little bit of a mustache. the girls with the fake paper ones pull it off better.
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Male 5
Chin Tuft FTW!
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Female 82
My best bud has the werewolf! And my other....hes fresh shaved
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Female 447
The Werewolf!!! But only because I love Keanu :)
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Male 2,737
I have the goatee with moustache,except I shave off the "Hitler" region. I call it the Leprechaun.
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Female 654
personally, i think they are all disgusting. few men can have a beard and not look dirty, let alone look somewhat attractive.
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Female 1,158
where`s the five o`clock shadow? that is what i prefer.
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Male 3,915
"the hogan" as they call it...is actually the TRUE handlebars....not the Frenchman stache they used...
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Male 171
Is the color scheme meant to show social acceptibility? Green for good red for bad?
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Female 356
Only get goatee or landing strip...all the rest are a waste.
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Male 1,596
hitler moustache is actually called a toothbrush moustache.

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Male 1,108
Lostinkorea, yeah, have a lot of fun with his vagina.
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Male 52
i always wanted to grow mutton chops 8D
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Female 3,727
Forget beards, the HAIR makes the "man"...


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Male 723
"the horse shoe is actually called a fu manchu."

Sorry, but no. A "Fu Manchu" is simply a mustache that has been allowed to grow very long on the sides with the rest shaved or not growing at all. What you are referring to is actually called a "Horse Shoe" or, more commonly known as a "Gunslinger". The Gunslinger is a Van Dyke (Goatee + Mustache) with the chin shaved out of it.

8-) LJ
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Female 512
Damn...might be time to go get a wax again...I`m getting a bit werewolf on it.

But seriously...I like goatees (with `tache). When they`re done well, they look great ;)
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Male 1,265
Sideburns :)
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Female 547
I love me a guy with a beard. But only beards, none of that pervy mustache or douchey goatee crap.
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Male 619
My history is something like this -

Homeless to Sidney Crosby to muttonchops to sideburns.
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Female 13
the horse shoe is actually called a fu manchu.

my dad has one :) haha
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Female 162
I like my man clean shaven.

"The Horseshoe" should be outlawed. Forever. Just, eeeewwww...
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Male 149
Rockin the stache and soul patch
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Male 833
"Definitely rockin` the Homeless for a while now."

me too, it started as bet, now i would be just to sad to get rid of it.
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Male 549
Did anyone else have trouble finding the comment section? I look around a good 30 seconds, overshooting it in each direction twice..

I like the graphic though, the color change is pretty nice
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Male 271
Definitely rockin` the Homeless for a while now.
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Female 11
i didnt even notice the colors were changing until now.
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Female 355
I saw a guy with a line going all around his head. Like, a thin chin strap that went into thin sideburns and into a line of hair on his head, the rest being shaved clean. It was the strangest thing I`ve ever seen.
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Female 91
Soul patch or nothing baby.
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Male 20
mutton chops!
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Male 3,819
HAHAHA I`ve always called my patchy beard the Sidney Crosby. It makes my day to know someone else does too.
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Male 4,393
CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
3695 Posts Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:00:19 PM
#2 is not `The Philosopher`, It`s the `Bin Laden`

lolz
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Male 425
I have the full beard. I hate shaving so i just trim up every two weeks or so haha
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Male 3,482
They forgot the Pai Mei.



I LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE the Pai Mei.

I wish I could grow a Pai Mei...

But, alas, my beard naturally stops just short of the Amish, so I usually just cut it so it stays at a light stubble.
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Female 117
they forgot the anti-soul patch
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Male 1,193
reminds me of every video game ive ever played where i spend 5 minutes just deciding which mustache to have. like in fallout 3 there`s like 20 options.
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Male 383
You missed "The ZZ Top"
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Female 536
Different guys look good with different beards, but I have to say, I have never yet seen an attractive example of either the neck beard or the Amish beard. But I am not opposed to the right style on the right guy :) You just have to know what works for you, fellas.
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Male 327
I want the philosopher x 20 when I get old
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Male 112
soul patch aka better than yours
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Male 1,162
mine is a thin colonel sanders
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Female 3,562
There`s really no reason to have a Hitler mustache. It looks like poo is hanging from your nose.
But in the end, the man makes the beard. Any beard looks hot on a handsome guy.
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Male 17,512
#2 is not `The Philosopher`, It`s the `Bin Laden`
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Male 390
chin tuft....ftw
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Male 4,680
Proud owner of a soulpatch-in-training.
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Male 234
@ ferdyfred

See the problem is that Hitlers mustache was a very common way to wear facial hear back then. He was not the first one to do it, it was like the soul patch today but of mustaches, but thanks to Hitler, it has become a racist thing which is sad. It is just some facial hair under the nose. We only give it the power we think it has, if we didn`t worry about it, it would become just another style of facial hair.
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Male 807
everyone that i see with the beard+goatee is always a nerd or geek
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Male 181
Not all beards...still not funny though.
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Male 516
"Is the Hitler still going??"

I`ve seen at least 6 different people with it in the last 4 months or so... seemed ok after my initial shock.

Also, I work in NYC, so I`ve seen much worse in that same amount of time.
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Male 165
hahaha "aka The Sidney Crosby"
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Male 894
pretty much all i can grow is the goatee, the mustache and sideburns dont really come in very thick. i used to grow my goatee long, people at school feared my mighty goatee
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Male 13,624
Is the Hitler still going??
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Male 1,081
I scrolled down and was like "Where`s the comments!?!?"
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Male 3,322
I alternate between full and unkempt
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Female 142
i definitely prefer no facial hair. at most a house-esque beard
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Male 25,416
Wow, i have the pencil thin beard! thats retarded!
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Female 41
:> werewolf made me giggle.
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Male 316
I can`t stand it when my facial hair gets very long. It`s too itchy.
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Male 363
I was just waiting for the hitler one.
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Male 5,194
Soul Patch != Landing Strip.
Wrong gender, wrong body part.
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Female 9,475
Sideburns are hot. and lol @ the last one, I totally saw that coming.
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Male 10,855
It should be:
The toothbrush mustache
aka Adolf Hitler
Charlie Chaplin
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Male 1,254
Trimmed, full beard.

Although Shakespeare and I haven`t the best relationship, I do enjoy this line, "He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
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Male 10,440
I don`t have any of these, its just random scruff.
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Male 35
I`ve got a chin strap with Goatee..
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Female 212
This was funny... and youre right riot... I thought that too
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Male 2,549
If I could, I would SO grow The Philosopher!
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Male 473
I`m so glad hitler killed the hitler, it was a stupid look anyways. Now all we need is for someone to kill the soul patch
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Female 1,386
I like to refer to #2 as the "wizard"...
Though, its often not as awesome in person as it is in pics... infact, people sporting a beard that long tend to creep me out irl.
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Male 12,138
Goatee, very short, almost stubble. No mustache.
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Male 599
I`m a goatee guy myself. Also, a "landing strip" is something else entirely, although I suppose you could call it a beard of sorts for ladies
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Female 675
I like 5 o`clock shadow....
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Male 769
Way down past Hitler should be `Chicks with facial hair`.
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Female 2,674
I prefer no facial hair, or maybe a little bit on the chin, but a very little bit, and it has to work with the guys face. I let my boyfriend keep his sideburns `cause he likes them though. And they look fine on him, just a lil silly :P
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Female 209
Hehee my husband`s beard is a cross between a full beard and an unkept beard...It`s 100% sexy
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Male 27
@bnimp, the `Goatee with a mustache` is actually called a vandyke not a goatee
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Male 167
Mine is more Jihadist than homeless
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Male 4,012
My beard+moustache does not match any of these categories. If any it`s more of like an Abe Lincoln + a simple moustache... for some reason I can`t get hair to grow under my lips...

*sigh*
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Male 29
That`s not a Goatee... the `Goatee with a mustache` is just a Goatee.
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Male 3,255
First off, nice stretch, lol.

Second, I`m unfortunetly at Colonel Sanders cause the drating sides wont connect into a goatee! I`ve had full facial hair since I was drating 14 and I STILL cant get them damned sides to connect!!
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Male 606
Always confused Handlebar mustaches and Horseshoes.
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Male 2,238
Link: The Complete Beard Scale [Pic] [Rate Link] - Where do you fit in, I-A-B guys? I-A-B ladies, what do you prefer?
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