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Date: 04/05/10 10:06 AM

54 Responses to Televangelists, They`ll Get You Anywhere [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 9:10 am
    Link: Televangelists, They`ll Get You Anywhere - Is nothing sacred to these people?!
  2. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    o dear! thats scary!
  3. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Televangelists? More like Loovangelists.
  4. Profile photo of sking7
    sking7 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    I think they`re trying to pray the gay away.
  5. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    How is this `tele`?
  6. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Terrifying. Like raptors, they too can open doors.
  7. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Most uncomfortable bible study ever.
  8. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    @yarrrpirate

    I was thinking more like "Looneyvangelists".
  9. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    In through the ears, out through the rears.
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Can you feel the power of God inside you now?
  11. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    God follows you everywhere.....
  12. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Don`t you have to be on TV to be a TELEvangelist?
    A better caption would have somehow made fun of Mormons.
  13. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    TELE-vangelists are by definition on television.

    You might want to change the caption, either way, yes, they are annoying.

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    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    well... if nothing else, they`re handy if you run out of toilet paper...
  15. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Potty-vangilists
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    thats just a little awkward
  17. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    StarDagger, do you have a TELEvision on your TELEphone? Or on your TELEporter or on your TELEscope?
  18. Profile photo of JohnXian
    JohnXian Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Lulz.

    Now, this is actually funny, rather than just blatantly insulting.
  19. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    "And God help you if you find, in any way, the feeling of something in your bumhole appealing."
  20. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    lol the two skinheads look like brothers, which makes this even more disgusting
  21. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Let me guess...they`re praying the demons out of him.
  22. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Televangelists are only on TV.
  23. Profile photo of theshocker87
    theshocker87 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Holy Water, Holy poo
  24. Profile photo of dapaperboy
    dapaperboy Male 13-17
    214 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    lols. funny picture and good call zmeace, i would not have noticed that.

    the guy on the toilet could have been fapping... >_<
  25. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5486 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    This was actually comical, no offense on this one. =P
  26. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
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    April 5, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    Televangelists? I`m pretty sure if this was on TV, the FCC would shut it down.
  27. Profile photo of tyst13
    tyst13 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Corydoras, they still are not televangelists, which are by definition on TV. These are just evangelists.
  28. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    lunaticlover, thats why i dont read the titles most of the time now.
  29. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    well religion always makes *me* want to crap, so, there`s that...
  30. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    You got it all wrong, it`s just Ethan Hawke, Chris Evans and Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle doing a read through for their new movie, `Guys with Military Haircuts`.
  31. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Televangelists are so funny when they don`t mean to be.
  32. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    good for them. :D
  33. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    xerasia, girls dont do that, my dad told me so.
  34. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    I would love to have evangelists with Bibless when I crap. They read me stories, and holy toilet paper with the pages they read.
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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    what exactly makes them "Tele"-vangelists?
  36. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    I had one come up to me when i was mowing the lawn, and made me stop mowing so i could listen to his bullpoo...
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    The problem is, EVERYTHING is sacred to them. :-O
  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    The first rule of Evangelism is establishing common ground, to let the target see you`re a regular guy jut like him. So if he`s wearing a football shirt, for example, you start telling him how much you like football too.

    In this case, it was obviously "HI THERE!! I couldn`t help noticing you have an incredible pile of steaming poo. Well as it happens, we`re from the Mormons and we also..."
  39. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    shopped

    you can tell by the pixels.
  40. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    They`re just praying for a successful bowel movement.
  41. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    I`m not even sure those are bibles. Could be dictionaries, looking up creative words to describe the awkwardness of the situation.
  42. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    Oh, heres a good one. It even refers to lack of space.

    "This is an INCOMMODIOUS situation."
  43. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    Don`t worry, we`ll pray and help get that "Demon" out of you!!
  44. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:13 am
    HOLY CRAP! No pun intended....I don`t think
  45. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:43 am
    Considering they`re not on TV, you can`t exactly call them televangelists.
  46. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 5:02 am
    I`ll get you into heaven if you kiss the serpent.
    Don`t worry he won`t bite.
  47. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 5:39 am
    > sbeelz
    > Considering they`re not on TV, you can`t exactly call them televangelists.

    How do you KNOW they`re not on TV? This could be a bold new concept in Reality TV - "Divine Dump".
  48. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 6:29 am
    Hmmm, I think there is a metaphor here. Something about what religion REALLY is.
  49. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 7:50 am
    o.o

    -locks the doors and windows-
  50. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 6, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    <--- truly speechless
  51. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    welllll, since they aren`t on TV they aren`t TELEvangelists, are they? evangelists sure. another fail. use a dictionary.
  52. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 2:21 am
    Lionhart Ftw
  53. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 5:25 am
    Darn those mormons! This is why you don`t let them in the house. You never get rid of them.
  54. Profile photo of Badenov
    Badenov Male 70 & Over
    267 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    >Corydoras, they still are not televangelists, which are by definition on TV. These are just evangelists.

    More like smellyevangelists from the looks of things.

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