Televangelists, They`ll Get You Anywhere [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Is nothing sacred to these people?!
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Male 282
>Corydoras, they still are not televangelists, which are by definition on TV. These are just evangelists.

More like smellyevangelists from the looks of things.
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Female 365
Darn those mormons! This is why you don`t let them in the house. You never get rid of them.
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Male 225
Lionhart Ftw
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Male 503
welllll, since they aren`t on TV they aren`t TELEvangelists, are they? evangelists sure. another fail. use a dictionary.
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Male 11,740
<--- truly speechless
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Female 635
o.o

-locks the doors and windows-
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Male 4,594
Hmmm, I think there is a metaphor here. Something about what religion REALLY is.
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Male 8,302
> sbeelz
> Considering they`re not on TV, you can`t exactly call them televangelists.

How do you KNOW they`re not on TV? This could be a bold new concept in Reality TV - "Divine Dump".
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Male 2,893
I`ll get you into heaven if you kiss the serpent.
Don`t worry he won`t bite.
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Male 2,868
Considering they`re not on TV, you can`t exactly call them televangelists.
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Male 324
HOLY CRAP! No pun intended....I don`t think
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Male 2,748
Don`t worry, we`ll pray and help get that "Demon" out of you!!
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Male 4,014
Oh, heres a good one. It even refers to lack of space.

"This is an INCOMMODIOUS situation."
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Male 4,014
I`m not even sure those are bibles. Could be dictionaries, looking up creative words to describe the awkwardness of the situation.
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Male 4,014
They`re just praying for a successful bowel movement.
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Male 1,054
shopped

you can tell by the pixels.
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Male 8,302
The first rule of Evangelism is establishing common ground, to let the target see you`re a regular guy jut like him. So if he`s wearing a football shirt, for example, you start telling him how much you like football too.

In this case, it was obviously "HI THERE!! I couldn`t help noticing you have an incredible pile of steaming poo. Well as it happens, we`re from the Mormons and we also..."
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Female 4,028
The problem is, EVERYTHING is sacred to them. :-O
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Male 2,199
I had one come up to me when i was mowing the lawn, and made me stop mowing so i could listen to his bullpoo...
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Male 833
what exactly makes them "Tele"-vangelists?
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Male 4,004
I would love to have evangelists with Bibless when I crap. They read me stories, and holy toilet paper with the pages they read.
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Male 7,585
xerasia, girls dont do that, my dad told me so.
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Female 682
good for them. :D
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Female 9,400
Televangelists are so funny when they don`t mean to be.
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Male 769
You got it all wrong, it`s just Ethan Hawke, Chris Evans and Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle doing a read through for their new movie, `Guys with Military Haircuts`.
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Female 1,181
well religion always makes *me* want to crap, so, there`s that...
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Male 7,585
lunaticlover, thats why i dont read the titles most of the time now.
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Male 17
Corydoras, they still are not televangelists, which are by definition on TV. These are just evangelists.
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Female 1,062
Televangelists? I`m pretty sure if this was on TV, the FCC would shut it down.
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Male 5,620
This was actually comical, no offense on this one. =P
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Male 214
lols. funny picture and good call zmeace, i would not have noticed that.

the guy on the toilet could have been fapping... >_<
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Male 64
Holy Water, Holy poo
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Female 354
Televangelists are only on TV.
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Male 591
Let me guess...they`re praying the demons out of him.
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Male 807
lol the two skinheads look like brothers, which makes this even more disgusting
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Male 296
"And God help you if you find, in any way, the feeling of something in your bumhole appealing."
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Male 40
Lulz.

Now, this is actually funny, rather than just blatantly insulting.
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Male 642
StarDagger, do you have a TELEvision on your TELEphone? Or on your TELEporter or on your TELEscope?
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Male 7,585
thats just a little awkward
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Male 4,807
Potty-vangilists
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Male 271
well... if nothing else, they`re handy if you run out of toilet paper...
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Male 1,190
TELE-vangelists are by definition on television.

You might want to change the caption, either way, yes, they are annoying.

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Female 275
Don`t you have to be on TV to be a TELEvangelist?
A better caption would have somehow made fun of Mormons.
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Male 229
God follows you everywhere.....
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Male 15,510
Can you feel the power of God inside you now?
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Male 1,013
In through the ears, out through the rears.
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Male 10,845
@yarrrpirate

I was thinking more like "Looneyvangelists".
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Female 2,352
Most uncomfortable bible study ever.
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Male 372
Terrifying. Like raptors, they too can open doors.
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Male 3,255
How is this `tele`?
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Male 117
I think they`re trying to pray the gay away.
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Male 394
Televangelists? More like Loovangelists.
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Male 25,416
o dear! thats scary!
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Male 19,838
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