Starcraft Beta Break Up By Angry Girlfriend

Submitted by: TxP 6 years ago Funny

Remember guys, girls fight dirty. (NSFW language)
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Male 286
whelp, i know one girl that needs to be worried about the health of her pets for a lil while.
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Female 467
so fake.
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Male 108
i love games too, but i would drating kill somebody to have that girl.
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Male 157
Terrible video is terrible. Crazy B**tch is Crazy.
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Male 1,108
I think he can probably push for a conviction under the computer misuse act for this one. I would.
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Male 1,451
...I kinda think he can just send them a link to this video and they`ll resend it.

Then he can beat off on the internet. She may be kinda crazy, but her chest looks luscious.
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Male 37,888
Obviously, Brad made the right decision dumping her
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Male 2,148
So... umm... there`s a trash folder in the email account. I have to assume she doesn`t know that.
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Male 3
can you say lawsuit.
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Female 646
that was mean... but there`s no way of knowing its real or fake anyway.
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Male 25,416
Wow, thats so sad!!!!!:(
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Male 675
damn, I`m a gamer and that even hurt me! Yes, there is such a thing as sympathy pain when it comes to gamers.... God that still hurts >.<
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Female 92
HA that was awesome.
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Male 15
What a horrible person.
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Female 812
I like this.
Why, because when he breaks up I would also try to grab the one thing he really loves and destroy it!
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Male 372
She deserved to be dumped. That opinion is of course based on the fact that she hates fun.
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Female 23
wow. b*tch.
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Female 204
*damn* Props!
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Male 35
Moral of the story Brad: say "Yes" if she asks if you want to go see the new Twilight movie.

That poor guy.
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Male 3
Stun gun, duct tape, shallow grave
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Male 170
She needs to move on...
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Male 715
and you`re a psycho.
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Male 680
That guy must be pissed.

She knows how to play it dirty, though.
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Female 166
That`s cold. I know how much I hate when people damage/ruin my sh_t out of spite.
No matter the circumstance, it`s always better to just calmly move the f_ck on....
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Male 95
haha... apparently someone`s not going to get their starcraft beta key
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Male 1
hahahah oh no not starcraft lol obviously its more inportant than a gf
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Male 1,540
NOOOO! Not the star-cr... Star... *Cries*

This is why you don`t date crazy chicks. Letting `em down easy is impossible.
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Male 8,302
> CodeJockey
> You don`t understand women.

Agreed. I had one once that went absolutely OFF when she came home from shopping and found me and her best friend in bed together without her. Who can figure these women things out!?
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Male 183
Damn... Real or no, was anyone besides myself singing Crazy B1tch in their head while this was going down. The next scene, Brad walks in and it turns into a hardcore porn lawl.
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Male 5,608
"...needs some xanax, some valium, some adavan..."
You don`t understand women.
Woman smashed my acoustic while I was at work... because I worked late...
Came home, saw the pieces. Eff`d her like there was no tomorrow and for several hours.

She bought me a Strat. I don`t even play.

Psycho Bitch = Good sex if you can take having your poo broken for staying away too long...
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Male 906
st-st-st-starcraft!? she takes it to a whole nother level. chainsaws and machetes are the only options now
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Male 795
She needs some xanax, some valium, some adavan and a few kalonapin`s to boot. psycho.
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Male 76
Wow, that is one insane chick.
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Female 282
an old boyfriend of mine stole my memory card once. It had most of my save data on it. I was especially pissed about the fact that it had my ocarina of time on it. then he moved out of state. that is why I think that that woman IS A FREAKIN PSYCHO. DOES SHE NOT REALIZE THAT GAMES MAKE THE FREAKIN WORLD A HAPPY PLACE?!

sorry. got a bit angry. freakin psycho woman. gah.
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Female 168
I`ll bet she didn`t delete the trash.
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Male 3
I shed a tear for this "Brad". I could probably put this 3rd on a list of stuff i dont wanna lose. #1 and #2 are the balls and penis
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Female 612
Lionhart2, it is the Starcraft II beta. (Why they are only now coming out with a sequel to a fairly successful game, God only knows.)
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Male 181
Wow - I like her!
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Male 8,302
> Aenema
> I`d hit it

Yeah... with my fist.

Am I missing something??? Wasn`t Starcraft the game I played flat out 15 years ago?
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Male 757
watever he did, he didnt deserve this... i... i cant watch...
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Male 600
wow phew. good thing i have my key =)
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Male 12
I`d hit it
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Male 228
"Seriously, anyone who can pick games over girls is beyond me. =["

I`d pick anything over a girl like that.
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Male 3,431
Guerrilla marketing campaign for Starcraft. Classy. They`ve turned our weapons against us.
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Male 758
Mildcorma-
Go to gamestop and reserve a copy. They`ll print a beta code, then you log on to your blizzard account and download the installer, then download the beta (easy 12 hours gone right there), then the 10 current patches.
Then revel in the beauty that the world has been waiting 12 years for...
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Male 8
Seriously, anyone who can pick games over girls is beyond me. =[
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Male 496
ARRRRG FREEZE FRAME THAT CODE MOTHEER dratEEERRR!! COMON SC2 BETA1!1!!11ONE!!!
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Male 89
hooollllyy cow! someone needs to get out of the office and into the kitchen.
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Female 112
no, it`s fake. i just watched it on youtube. there`s a part 2 and part 3. you can start to tell that they`re acted out. and i recognized a guy in the third one as an actor. :) it`d be crazy if it was real though!
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Female 249
she doesn`t even look angry.
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Male 758
Doesn`t work that way with the SC2 beta, spell. Or at least, it doesn`t to the best of my knowledge.
I`ve got my SC2 beta, and freakin` LOVE it!
It`s so beautiful...
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Male 3,915
msieg....did we even watch the same video...how bout this...you can have her...i`ll keep my non-psycho girlfriend that loves to watch me play wow...=D
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Male 69
"I can`t imagine why Brad would break up with someone that sweet and nice.

She`s pathetic."

dido, although who knows why they broke up
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Female 322
man i saw this weeks ago. my boyfriend is also super obsessed with starcraft and i think its hilarious what she did. too bad he can probably still download a crack for it though :/
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Male 2,034
Screw video games, I`ll spend my free time playing with her instead ;)
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Male 45
Too bad he can just log onto battlenet and retrieve the key with his billing information.
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Male 184
I can`t imagine why Brad would break up with someone that sweet and nice.

She`s pathetic.
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Male 1,835
she wins. supremely. in a staged way
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Male 2,332
When was people doing lowdown poo to other people for whatever reason ever funny?
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Male 1,256
No.. Noo... Not the SCII beta key. I`ve been waiting months- no, years for this game. And she goes and destroys it! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Male 9,306
At first when I saw this I was thinking: "Damn, she just landed herself a position in jail."

Then I saw the other two and I thought: "Damn, she`s funny!"
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Female 1,172
Pfft. I`m sure fake Brad deserved it.
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Female 4,447
That`s just mean! What is wrong with you crazy lady?!
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Male 94
Fake but still hilarious.
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Male 2,690
Yesss!
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Male 2,050
im in love
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Male 5,314
after seeing the other videos, yeah, definitely fake.
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Female 21
He could just go to Gamestop and reserve the Collectors edition and get a beta code...
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Male 5,314
whoa
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Male 54
www.youtube.com/user/thisisforbrad
Obviously fake :P
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Male 604
Fake. First one seems legit, by "this is for brad part 3" (seems to be weekly recurring) it`s obvious she`s just trying to cash in on that interweb moneyz
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Male 62
It doesn`t really matter if she deleted the email anyways, it is only a notification for you. He can just as easily log onto his Battle.net account and get the key there. This girl merely succeeded in showing the world that she is crazy.
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Female 157
Wowwwwww....that`s scary.
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Male 1,610
[quote]In a second video, she films herself smashing a window on his house and then putting the hose through it and pouring water everywhere.[/quote]

Please to have link?
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Female 1,190
depending upon what he did, this would be the max punishment, unless he like, killed her family lol, though if he was a cheater, cant say i wouldnt do the same, just less obvious and a little more rational lol
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Male 4,594
Psycho chicks give me wood.
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Male 4,290
[quote]She could be charged criminally for that, $5,000 fine and loss of internet services for a start. Way to go girl, You just incriminated yourself on video.[/quote]

Oh it gets better Crackr. In a second video, she films herself smashing a window on his house and then putting the hose through it and pouring water everywhere.
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Male 286
whelp, i know one girl that needs to be worried about the health of her pets for a lil while.
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Male 1,151
She should hang out with that chick that destroyed her bf`s PS3. They can sit and rage together. I should find that guy and give him my key.
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Male 1,505
Brad was able to remove a loud horse-mouthed psycho from his life for the price of a Starcraft 2 beta. If that`s all it cost him, he got a great deal.
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Female 305
She should just get over it. Ghettover it?
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Male 426
can`t belive she did that... oh well i`d hit it like... 10 times... then quit it.
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Male 397
Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssycho.
You should never let anyone into your email anyway.
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Male 1,793
No girl is hot when she is pyscho...
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Male 10,440
I`d go out with her. ... aaah, on second thought no. She`s crazy.
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Male 1,442
That is the one thing I hate about women... when they get mad they know how to hit you where it hurts the most and some get mad easy. CrakrJak has the best come-back, but then she will not take that well and who knows what the second wave will bring.
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Male 339
ill bet she is such a moron she left the security question on his email the same and that she didnt remember to delete the email from the `trash` folder, thus making her look more stupid than pathetic. rock on brad!
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Male 17,512
She could be charged criminally for that, $5,000 fine and loss of internet services for a start. Way to go girl, You just incriminated yourself on video.
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Male 1,610
I thought this was just another video game satire till the end, after she shreds the papers. There is genuine hate in that girl. I wonder what "Brad" did. My guess is, a lot.
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Male 4,594
she`s kind of hot.
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Female 535
I think she just proved to be the fittest in Darwin`s game. Woman 1 Brad 0. He must have really phucked up.
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Male 84
www.youtube.com/watch?v=scKBDPXSPdA

There`s more, clearly bullsh*t
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Male 4
i would kill her, i srly would. however, there is a lesson to be learnt here.

dont give gf/bf/spouse access to your email/IM/social networking sites etc etc.
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Female 781
I gave MY key away; maybe he`ll get lucky and a friend will hook him up similarly? He`ll have to retake his e-mail address though.
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Male 964
She is a super-bitch for doing this but...something about her makes me love her...something...
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Female 1,001
Bitterness is ugly..

Oh, and so are grammar nazis :)
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Male 4,793
"And woman wonder why they get beaten"

Yep, you and your bad grammar are clearly African.
What you meant to say is "And women (notice the E) wonder why they get beaten."

Also, one really shouldn`t start a sentence with a conjunction.

P.S. you are a dumbass, you whore.

Oh, and that chick is kinda crazy.
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Male 7,585
delta, thats why i miss G4, i dont get AOTS anymore.
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Male 7,585
i dont really like starcraft, but thats f*cked up.
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Male 1,958
It`s cool. Kevin Perria gave him a beta key on Attack of the Show
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Male 231
And woman wonder why they get beaten
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Male 813
Lol fake
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Female 291
O_O

Someone needs to put somethin in her mouth.

I`m just sayin`
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Male 10,845
ouch
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Male 371
she better have printed 2 copies. sell that for monies
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Male 129
too bad he can just show the video and have the key re-sent to him...Oh nosies!!!
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Male 111
Lol, It`s pimp slap time.
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Female 1,190
Link: Starcraft Beta Break Up By Angry Girlfriend [Rate Link] - Remember guys, girls fight dirty. (NSFW language)
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