Seahorse Either Exploding Or Giving Birth

Submitted by: caiophox 7 years ago in Weird

It"s the coolest and weirdest 42 second ever!
There are 97 comments:
Female 11
i wish giving birth was that easy.
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Female 24
Seahorse sea hell! Thank you dormetheus!!! Tripping Lizard on youtube is hilarious!!!
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Male 1,013
Knowing that there is a water filter that`ll wipe them all out, that seahorse is commiting mass abortions!
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Male 499
Damn, I know a lot of them die, but there really aren`t that many natural predators in that tank...

I`m sure a lot of them will die "naturally", but they are still guaranteed to have a pooload of new seahorses to take care of...
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Male 30
Seahorses... FOREVER!
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Male 1,918
thats a lot of baby seahorses
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Male 3,915
SO MANY BABIES!
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Male 214
and after he`s just like "ah man i need a nap."
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Female 150
aww that`s so cute you can tell how exhausted he is
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Female 126
"Are they all getting sucked into the filter? D:"

Yeah as I was watching all I was thinking was `and how many of those are going to be sucked into the filter?` D:
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Female 155
it looks like another seahorse just punched him in the stomache so now it has a hole in it and it is squirting out stuff
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Male 52
not true. male seahorse have a pouch in which he stores the eggs laid by the female. of course when they do this its kinda like a lesbian action.
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Male 628
interesint fact: seahorses are one of the only animals where the male gives birth, yes that was a boy sehorse
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Female 547
That is a LOT of frikkin baby seahorses.
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Female 1,401
IT SNEEZES OUT BABBIES!
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Male 798
Well say bye bye to all those babies as they get sucked up through the filter!

:/
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Female 864
That was almost gross but really cool at the same time .
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Male 373
This would make an excellent rage comic
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Male 32
42 seconds you say.....
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Male 12,138
[quote]@davymid: Having fun? That kind of thing seems beneath you. I guess you`re just bored.[/quote]
Nah, not so bored. I just like to stick up for the little guy on here. And when the little guy gets insulted and called an idiot by another user who was wrong, I`ll call them on their BS, every single time I spot it. And yeah, being called a jackass in the process didn`t help me to let it go either...
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Male 10,440
@davymid: Having fun? That kind of thing seems beneath you. I guess you`re just bored.
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Female 1,682
That was awesome >.< Kinda weird but o.o Very awesome.
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Male 690
bet money they ended up in the filter
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Male 202
or jizzing.....jk
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Male 12,138
@ Sprinkz

"Don`t insult my intelligence, jackass"? Really? You were the one insulting the other user`s intelligence by calling her "dumb" and telling her she needed to look sh*t up before she talks.

1. She was responding to another user who said male seahorses carry young, which was just like kangaroos. She pointed out that male kangaroos don`t have pounches, which is correct. Since she made no retort about male seahorses carrying young, I think it`s a safe inference that she knew that and agreed.
2. You called her out for saying kangaroos are mammals, because they`re actually marsupials. That`s wrong. They`re both.

Hey, all I`m doing is sticking up for another user that you insulted and were subsequently wrong in your correction of that user. You call that "insulting your intelligence" and me being a "jackass". I call it pointing out that you were wrong in insulting another user.
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Male 100
And to think that it`s the males that give birth.
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Male 795
cool
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Male 715
and into the filter they go! lol (kidding)

But seriously, WOW! so many!
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Male 153
can not unsee. darn where did i put my eye bleach.
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Male 2,306
"Ummm... no. Male kangaroos do not even have a pouch. Kangaroos are also mammals, which means that the joey needs milk from the mother, which it receives inside her pouch.

Sorry... I don`t mean to be the nature Nazi. "

I don`t see anything that indicates she knew anything about the parenting habits of seahorses. So, yeah. Nice make-believe inference.
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Male 2,306
"Dude.
1. Kangaroos are mammals. They are also marsupials.
2. She knows male seahorses carry the children. That was her point. She was pointing out that male kangaroos do not have a pouch, which another user posted earlier. "

Don`t insult my intelligence, [email protected]$$.
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Male 4,393
i go 4 Exploding
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Male 12,138
[quote]"Seahorse Either Exploding Or Giving Birth" The idiots at IMB must be real morons and never taken a biology/anatomy class!
They`ll probably delete this comment tho so screw them![/quote]
LOL @ Newlife. Dude, the only time we`ll delete your comment is if you spout extreme racism like the last time you were banned. Let me quote that for you, as a reminder:

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""that N1GG3R got less than what he deserved....the bitch should have been arrested too and both done 10 years!!! thats exactly why i h8 black ppl!!!! fudgein n1gg3rs!!!"

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Sorry if you`re still sore about us deleting your comments... stay away from the blatant racism and there`s no need for it to happen again.

p.s. it`s IAB, not IMB.
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Male 7
And I`m spent
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Male 3,482
At first, I was disgusted. Then, I was just amused.

However...

The whole time, the only thing I could think was
"EEEEWWWWWW.... It`s jizzing pre-made children..."
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Female 336
Wow. Neat! I thought seahorses were next-to-impossible to breed in captivity?
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Male 1,540
""Seahorse Either Exploding Or Giving Birth" The idiots at IMB must be real morons and never taken a biology/anatomy class!
They`ll probably delete this comment tho so screw them!"
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So much anger, newlife. I think it`s time for your nap.
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Female 388
holy MOTHER.

They`re so small D:

What if they got inhaled?
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Female 536
I love seahorses, they`re so beautifully weird
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Male 152
spunked.
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Male 362
so that`s why the male seahorse gives birth. Because it has to ejaculate them out.
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Male 254
"Seahorse Either Exploding Or Giving Birth" The idiots at IMB must be real morons and never taken a biology/anatomy class!
They`ll probably delete this comment tho so screw them!
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Male 17,512
Btw, That`s the male of the species. The male seahorses carry the eggs and give birth, Not the females.
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Female 676
gorgack`s right. that`s something I always found fascinating about seahorses.
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Female 78
too bad the filter will suck them all up =/
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Male 390
holy crap....thats a lot of tiny seahorses
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Male 4,680
"lol i hate to say this but lets hope shes exploding because thats a hell of a lot of babies"
He actually.

Honestly. Seahorses are one of the few species where the males do all the parenting.
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Female 343
Zmeace....only male seahorses give birth.
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Female 721
zmeace: that`s a male seahorse. They`re the ones that give birth.
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Male 807
its looks like a .gif image, just repeating itself
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Male 807
lol i hate to say this but lets hope shes exploding because thats a hell of a lot of babies
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Female 119
i think they are all getting sucked into the filter :(
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Female 247
That`s so funny! A couple of thrusts and a billion babies pop out!!
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Male 224
how does he know when he`s done?
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Male 85
My dad wasn´t so relaxed just after I was born. And I didn´t get 500 siblings either.
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Female 728
They`re so adorable!
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Male 894
intense!
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Male 41
PinkRhoid, marsupials are a type of mammal....
and wicked wasn`t suggesting that male kangaroos carry the babies she was saying that they`re different cuz only female kangas do that.
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Male 25,417
Awesome!
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Female 3,726
Dayum....that`s how I want my husband! Popping `em out...
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Female 4,359
hope those poor little guys dont get sucked into the filter
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Male 3,819
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Male 2,004
now that`s f***ing manly
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Male 554
i know :D
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Male 259
Ahhhhh CHOOOOOOO!
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Male 12,138
vv yeah got that wko. Wasn`t directed at you.
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Male 554
lmao woah, chillax trolls, i know male kangaroos don`t have pouches and i know they`re marsupials. i was just simply saying that they both have pouches, and yeah i meant a male seahorse and a female kangaroo.
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Male 2,125
Horsea use Double Team!!
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Female 1,435
its an army of sea horses!!! :O
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Male 352
That is pretty scary. Spawning all those babies in one go. AHHH
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Male 1,239
[i]Wicked, you are dumb. :\

Kangaroos are marsupials firstly. secondly, male seahorses carry the children.

look poo up before you talk.[/i]

LMAO this is classic flamer backdraft
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Male 418
WTF are they gonna do with all those seahorses?
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Male 12,138
[quote]Wicked, you are dumb. :\

Kangaroos are marsupials firstly. secondly, male seahorses carry the children.[/quote]

Dude.
1. Kangaroos are mammals. They are also marsupials.
2. She knows male seahorses carry the children. That was her point. She was pointing out that male kangaroos do not have a pouch, which another user posted earlier.

Need to be careful before you call another user dumb... when it backfires you look dumb as hell...
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Male 94
Thats a guy sea horse. In sea horses its the males who give birth. Freaky.

Just in case you didnt know.
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Male 1,403
*pewpewpew*
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Male 10,440
Damn! That`s a lot of seahorses.

What an ugly creature.
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Female 635
They look like confetti... Like daddy`s throwing a party.
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Female 1,306
SO MANY SEAHORSIES
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Male 2,306
Wicked, you are dumb. :\

Kangaroos are marsupials firstly. secondly, male seahorses carry the children.

look poo up before you talk.
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Female 1,604
gonna need a bigger tank..
I love seahorses I want one
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Female 1,386
Seahorse <3. Its like a weird fantasy creature brought to life. This one just happens to be more awesome because it`s shooting babies for Ammo.
*pew pew*
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Male 12,138
Yeah, wicked beat me to it. In other news to bake your noodle - seahorses are fish.

And here`s another, evern weirder beast - the wispy sea dragon:



If creationists are correct, that every creature was made exactly as it is by an all powerful creator, then they must in turn concede that God was smoking some serious high-grade Crack when he made those bad boys.
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Female 1,043
oh god! thats like 400 seahorses!!!!!!!! IN A FISH TANK!!! O_O
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Male 495
Seahorses are crazy ass animals. I mean look at that thing.
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Female 457
"its a male with kids in its pouch, just like kangaroos"

Ummm... no. Male kangaroos do not even have a pouch. Kangaroos are also mammals, which means that the joey needs milk from the mother, which it receives inside her pouch.

Sorry... I don`t mean to be the nature Nazi.
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Female 4,039
D`aww - it`s so cute how the other one snugs his belly after.
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Male 9,305
GET THEM OUT OF MEEEE! YOU DID THIS TO MEEE! I`LL KILL YOU! NO MORE SEX! EVER AGAIN! AAAAAAAGH!
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Male 503
it looked like a pinata
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Female 203
Such a sweet little daddy seahorse :)
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Male 554
its a male with kids in its pouch, just like kangaroos
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Male 233
Kinda drated up but the species has to continue somehow
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Female 204
Poor little seahorse looks tired after all that!
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Male 7,378
That`s something.. Never seen such a large seahorse before.
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Male 432
............
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Female 198
HOLY CRAP!!!!
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Female 8,001
It is a male seahorse giving birth!!!
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Male 62
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