Scientists Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

Submitted by: TomSFox 7 years ago in Funny

Existence. It"s a cruel joke.
There are 59 comments:
Male 37
its the onion. they are a joke news group.
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Female 12
What was the point on teaching him something like dead, when they could teach him other positive things instead?
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Male 284
I <3 Onion.
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Male 678
why do you post things from the Onion IAB???? WHY? I dont think i will ever come back to IAB if i see another Onion parody that sux as much ass as this.
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Female 682
NO! CRUEL BASTARD SCIENTISTS! I DON`T EVEN LIKE GORILLAS AND THIS IS HORRID! :(
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Male 194
i know its an onion thing...but really? TULANE? really? they have MUCH better things to do there...but of course, since LSU is god, they have to pick on tulane
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Female 155
he was a happy gorrila, but now hes is emo. WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS???
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Female 547
I remember seeing a documentary about Koko, the gorilla that communicates with sign language. She had a pet kitty and it got creamed on the freeway. The handlers then had to explain to her that her kitty was asleep and wasn`t going to wake up. Dude, it really was pretty freakin sad.
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Male 1,206
"These are thrilling times." Outstanding.
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Male 25,416
thats really dumb! Onion hit the target sometimes but they usually fail!
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Male 183
EMO GORILLA!!! BUY YOURS NOW!!!
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Male 915
lol i love the onion
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Male 55
i love fake news lol .. i would subscribe to it on tv if it were on there lol
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Female 213
LMFAO. that`s hilarious!
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Male 698
funny fake news but sad
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Male 62
Bwahahaha....I was generally enraged at this....then slowly, it started to dawn on me.....I was bein owned!!!

Excellent - almost had me!!!!
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Male 518
I hate the onion
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Female 509
This is hilarious, I love ONN!
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Female 1,963
The bunny looked like its mind was blown.
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Male 1,043
:( Quigly can`t die..:(
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Male 3,619
Hehehe, lazyme484 made me chuckle
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Female 3
poor Quigley ):
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Male 1,557
Oh it`s Onion. Pfft. I read a link on the main IAB which sounds interesting, I click it, and it might as well say "NOT REALLY. ITS ONION. CLICK BACK".
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Female 3,562
Dammit, you got me. I finally realized it was a joke.
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Male 10,440
The gorilla then proceeds to concoct a gorilla-religion worshiping King Kong who promises an amazing afterlife full of slow plumbers.
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Male 703
Thank Christ it was onion... I was genuinely worried for a minute
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Male 426
uhhhhhhhhh wtf?
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Male 7,611
damn, i was actually interested until i saw it was onion.
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Female 98
i know its fake, but im sure theres a grain of truth to it. and that makes me really sad. stupid onion.
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Male 4,014
I have to say I love the Onion. Sometimes, just the headlines alone are enough to make me laugh my ass off.
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Female 697
This is awful! In no way is this funny! Stupid Onion!
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Female 675
Well, if you know Koko, it`s not impossible. Koko was taught over 1000 words.
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Male 3,364
actually, the bit about alcoholism and learning how to kill themselves was pretty damn funny.
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Male 50
Imadude. No poo? It is FROM Onion. Nothing is original here, moron.
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Male 8,302
> Imadude
> Already saw this on Onion.Post original stuff please.

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You just don`t get this site, do you?
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Male 17,512
Why does the Onion do this unfunny crap ?
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Male 94
Already saw this on Onion.Post original stuff please.
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Male 868
For the love of an almighty being, stop posting Onion poo.
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Female 1,682
At first I was like wut. Then i saw Onion XD I love them. Also, those bunnies were so cuteee <3
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Male 15,510
This is way old if you had followed the Onion website
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Female 843
I`m so glad that was fake. That poor gorilla. Sadly, though, someone probably will start trying this if they haven`t already.
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Male 943
most onion poo I hate but this was funny
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Female 536
Lame. I thought it was cool until I heard the music :/
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Male 4,867
FUUU Onion.
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Female 3,828
lol i thought it was real at first. im gullible like that
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Male 1,266
Guessed onion before I pressed play... was hoping this was real... they should only play the onion logo etc at the VERY end. We all know who they are now it`s more funny when you start off thinking it`s real.
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Female 2,289
i can just picture people watching this with a serious look on their face
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Male 554
i got interested,
read the comments first,
noticed it was onion,
then rolled my eyes at someshoes rolling his eyes at redser99...,
and closed my tab
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Male 4,680
"The Onion is never funny.
They always have pretty good production value, but there`s no real parody here. Just like all of their articles. It`s always "Hey, wouldn`t it be funny if this happened?". And that`s not comedy."
I love how you assume that because it`s not a direct parody, it can`t be comedy.
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Female 709
I believed it was real up until the point where the man was pointing at bunnies and was like "You. Will. Both. DIIIIE."
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Female 11
i actually thought this was real until i thought to make sure it wasn`t onion..
but it was.
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Male 114
I had that stupid advertisement covering the Onion logo (lower-right side).

Yah, ok, "SomeShoes", I deserve that!

Cheers!
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Female 839
LOL - i was so relieved when i saw this was Onion
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Male 2,056
i got interested,
saw it was onion,
shook my head,
commented,
then rolled my eyes at redser99(wow, really man?)
[such is the long circle of life]
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Male 2,549
"Stupid Quigley now sees truth."...Bahahahaha!!!

I think that quite a bit of the footage was of Koko.
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Male 114
NVM, yah got-me good LOL The Onion.

Cheers and thanks for the laughs LOL
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Male 114
Oh my, are you frikkin` kidding me????

This is a joke, right? Hello? (knock-knock)...

This really is a joke, right?
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Male 43
The Onion is never funny.
They always have pretty good production value, but there`s no real parody here. Just like all of their articles. It`s always "Hey, wouldn`t it be funny if this happened?". And that`s not comedy.
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Male 732
Link: Scientists Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday [Rate Link] - Existence. It`s a cruel joke.
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