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Date: 04/16/10 02:02 PM

59 Responses to Scientists Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

  1. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Link: Scientists Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday - Existence. It`s a cruel joke.
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    treeppe323 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    The Onion is never funny.
    They always have pretty good production value, but there`s no real parody here. Just like all of their articles. It`s always "Hey, wouldn`t it be funny if this happened?". And that`s not comedy.
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    redser99 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Oh my, are you frikkin` kidding me????

    This is a joke, right? Hello? (knock-knock)...

    This really is a joke, right?
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    redser99 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    NVM, yah got-me good LOL The Onion.

    Cheers and thanks for the laughs LOL
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    "Stupid Quigley now sees truth."...Bahahahaha!!!

    I think that quite a bit of the footage was of Koko.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    i got interested,
    saw it was onion,
    shook my head,
    commented,
    then rolled my eyes at redser99(wow, really man?)
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    LOL - i was so relieved when i saw this was Onion
  8. Profile photo of redser99
    redser99 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    I had that stupid advertisement covering the Onion logo (lower-right side).

    Yah, ok, "SomeShoes", I deserve that!

    Cheers!
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    kalifag Female 18-29
    11 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    i actually thought this was real until i thought to make sure it wasn`t onion..
    but it was.
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    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    I believed it was real up until the point where the man was pointing at bunnies and was like "You. Will. Both. DIIIIE."
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    "The Onion is never funny.
    They always have pretty good production value, but there`s no real parody here. Just like all of their articles. It`s always "Hey, wouldn`t it be funny if this happened?". And that`s not comedy."
    I love how you assume that because it`s not a direct parody, it can`t be comedy.
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    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    i got interested,
    read the comments first,
    noticed it was onion,
    then rolled my eyes at someshoes rolling his eyes at redser99...,
    and closed my tab
  13. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    i can just picture people watching this with a serious look on their face
  14. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    Guessed onion before I pressed play... was hoping this was real... they should only play the onion logo etc at the VERY end. We all know who they are now it`s more funny when you start off thinking it`s real.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    lol i thought it was real at first. im gullible like that
  16. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    FUUU Onion.
  17. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Lame. I thought it was cool until I heard the music :/
  18. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    most onion poo I hate but this was funny
  19. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    I`m so glad that was fake. That poor gorilla. Sadly, though, someone probably will start trying this if they haven`t already.
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    This is way old if you had followed the Onion website
  21. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    At first I was like wut. Then i saw Onion XD I love them. Also, those bunnies were so cuteee <3
  22. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    For the love of an almighty being, stop posting Onion poo.
  23. Profile photo of Imadude
    Imadude Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    Already saw this on Onion.Post original stuff please.
  24. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    Why does the Onion do this unfunny crap ?
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    > Imadude
    > Already saw this on Onion.Post original stuff please.

    Loads of viral videos, games, memes, lists and social networking for when you`re bored. Updated every day, so visit often.

    You just don`t get this site, do you?
  26. Profile photo of Willsk84food
    Willsk84food Male 18-29
    50 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    Imadude. No poo? It is FROM Onion. Nothing is original here, moron.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    actually, the bit about alcoholism and learning how to kill themselves was pretty damn funny.
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    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Well, if you know Koko, it`s not impossible. Koko was taught over 1000 words.
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    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    This is awful! In no way is this funny! Stupid Onion!
  30. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    I have to say I love the Onion. Sometimes, just the headlines alone are enough to make me laugh my ass off.
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    IsmelBacn420 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    i know its fake, but im sure theres a grain of truth to it. and that makes me really sad. stupid onion.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    damn, i was actually interested until i saw it was onion.
  33. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    uhhhhhhhhh wtf?
  34. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    Thank Christ it was onion... I was genuinely worried for a minute
  35. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    The gorilla then proceeds to concoct a gorilla-religion worshiping King Kong who promises an amazing afterlife full of slow plumbers.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    Dammit, you got me. I finally realized it was a joke.
  37. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    Oh it`s Onion. Pfft. I read a link on the main IAB which sounds interesting, I click it, and it might as well say "NOT REALLY. ITS ONION. CLICK BACK".
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    pimpslap Female 13-17
    3 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    poor Quigley ):
  39. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 3:39 am
    Hehehe, lazyme484 made me chuckle
  40. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 6:18 am
    :( Quigly can`t die..:(
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 6:40 am
    The bunny looked like its mind was blown.
  42. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 7:16 am
    This is hilarious, I love ONN!
  43. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 7:40 am
    I hate the onion
  44. Profile photo of Phranky
    Phranky Male 40-49
    62 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 8:08 am
    Bwahahaha....I was generally enraged at this....then slowly, it started to dawn on me.....I was bein owned!!!

    Excellent - almost had me!!!!
  45. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 8:19 am
    funny fake news but sad
  46. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 8:39 am
    LMFAO. that`s hilarious!
  47. Profile photo of Dudley118
    Dudley118 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 9:30 am
    i love fake news lol .. i would subscribe to it on tv if it were on there lol
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    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 10:29 am
    lol i love the onion
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    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    EMO GORILLA!!! BUY YOURS NOW!!!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    thats really dumb! Onion hit the target sometimes but they usually fail!
  51. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    "These are thrilling times." Outstanding.
  52. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    April 18, 2010 at 8:02 am
    I remember seeing a documentary about Koko, the gorilla that communicates with sign language. She had a pet kitty and it got creamed on the freeway. The handlers then had to explain to her that her kitty was asleep and wasn`t going to wake up. Dude, it really was pretty freakin sad.
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    hellohello10 Female 13-17
    155 posts
    April 18, 2010 at 10:34 am
    he was a happy gorrila, but now hes is emo. WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS???
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    flipNhigh Male 18-29
    194 posts
    April 18, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    i know its an onion thing...but really? TULANE? really? they have MUCH better things to do there...but of course, since LSU is god, they have to pick on tulane
  55. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    April 18, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    NO! CRUEL BASTARD SCIENTISTS! I DON`T EVEN LIKE GORILLAS AND THIS IS HORRID! :(
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    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    April 18, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    why do you post things from the Onion IAB???? WHY? I dont think i will ever come back to IAB if i see another Onion parody that sux as much ass as this.
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    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:25 am
    I <3 Onion.
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    fungygrey Female 18-29
    12 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 11:34 am
    What was the point on teaching him something like dead, when they could teach him other positive things instead?
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    boredomking Male 13-17
    37 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 7:25 am
    its the onion. they are a joke news group.

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