Reminder: Good Guys Always Finish Last [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

At least when you"re young and in love...
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Female 299
Sexy nice guys aren`t availible to women. They are gay.
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Female 198
this is so true unfortunately.
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Female 24
Sometimes the "nice guy" fallacy is nothing more than an excuse for guys who want a woman way out of their league, and believe they`re entitled to a certain kind of ideal.
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Male 5,624
5

She sits next to him.
He asks:
"What is the truth?"

"I broke us."
"Yes. You did.
I`m not the father that left you or
The boyfriend that treated you badly.
I`m the person that worked
To give you `nice.`
What did you give that person
In the end?"
"The sound of keys in the empty house.
I heard it too."

Later that night
They made out near
The fireplace.
The room did not seem so empty.
It was filled with light.
He was facing East.

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Male 82
i dont understand this. women want bad boys but when the bad boys treat them bad they hate it. why not just play it safe and go with the sexy nice guys


Agreed.
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Male 5,624
4

Another day,
While he is on a line with a divorce attorney
She texts: "I want to die."
"Just come by."
He is facing North.

She arrives quickly.
"Wouldn`t it be nice?"
"Sensible people don`t move away from each other. They move closer together.
We HAD nice.
You threw nice away."
"I was afraid."
"Yeah. Nice clean house in the suburbs
Is pretty frightening.
Just listen to those vicious birds chirping."

He invites her to the patio
Sitting on the bench
He says:
"This is a bad idea."
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Male 5,624
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She send him e-mail every other day.
Each note corresponds to a stage of grief.
She asks to come back but
Trying not to be rude,
He responds saying

He won`t be with someone that
Doesn`t know how to enjoy a peaceful existence.
After signing off
He realizes that
He no longer has a reason
To retire.

He cleans the kitchen.
"Oh! The inside of the oven is supposed to be shiny!"
Associating the cleansing with inner catharsis,
He has the carpet cleaned.
As the cleaner is leaving,
He tells the cleaner about the effect.

"So, my wife left me and I should clean the carpet?"
"No. You should go try to get your wife back and get the eff out of this town.
If it becomes time to clean the carpet,
You`ll know because your house will look like this."
*Points to big, dark, empty living room, cluster of possessions fitting in less than 100sqft.*
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Male 5,624
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"Alway stand in the light of truth
No matter how bitter."

He leaves the apartment.
Not hungry, he buys a hamburger.
It is very bitter.
He`s facing west.

He still loves her but
Watching someone self-destruct is painful and
Being a part of it is more painful.
Rather than beg her to stay
He puts out her things.

In a 1200sqft apt
All of his own things fit in 100sqft.

He shops for furniture.
Everything in the world is designed for couples.
He buys none.
It`s just too painful.

He shops for food.
Everything in the world is designed for a family.
It is also painful.
He thinks: "This must be why people drink."
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Male 5,624
When a man loves a woman...

1
They get married and
Live together for 15 years and
It`s good for a bit but
While he builds a career
She becomes increasingly paranoid.

She won`t let him be too close but
She won`t let him work in peace and
Her schizophrenic jealousy
Begins encroaching his career.

She drops indications
That she plans on moving.
Discretely, he makes an inference
To how life was before they met which
Ends with:
"There is nothing lonelier than the sound of keys falling in an empty house."
Paranoid, she fails to put 2 and 2 together,
Taking the inference to mean that he sees no difference
Between when they are together and when they are apart.

He returns home from work on 10-13.
She informs him she has found another apartment.
"Are you leaving?"
It is 6:43pm. He is facing South.

Weeping openly
He tells her
"Always stand in th
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Female 2,695
this is always in baww threads on /b/ T_T
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Male 958
Good question wertiana, Just ask about 70-85% of girls on the planet that question I have myself and its just inpossible to figure out those pm machines...
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Female 12
Feel up in block 3
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Male 256
This may work with the sorority girls but real people like someone who cares for them
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Male 807
i dont understand this. women want bad boys but when the bad boys treat them bad they hate it. why not just play it safe and go with the sexy nice guys
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Male 180
Women want one man to meet their every need, men want every woman to meet their one need.
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Female 221
I don`t think this is too accurate. At least with me, I don`t like bad boys.
Why would a girl want to be treated badly?
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Male 1,043
He is like ;-() At teh end :( Poor him :(
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Male 27
thats so sad but true i gotta be more of a badass nice guys finish last thats life:)
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Male 353
"Women want someone they can change, not a finished product."

You sir are absolutely correct.
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Male 619
The reason this is wrong is that he never would have made it that far. Women want someone they can change, not a finished product.

Plus, if he liked it, then he should have put a ring on it.
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Male 3,619
@Handsompod
.......Apploud =)
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Male 2,238
[quote]all only date douchebags
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The vast, vast majority of 14 year olds ARE douchebags. Men and women. Chin up, Shoes. :-)
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Male 1,108
emzrok, that`s the point. You ARE two different people. Just because someone wants to get on with their own life doesn`t mean they aren`t interested in you. They just have priorities for themselves as we all do. You shouldn`t have to stop being yourself to be with someone. As a teeneager you`re still growing into the person you`re going to be and will be for some years. Same for him. It`s all about understanding, tolerance, support and friendship. Thats what makes real love not selfish wants and needs. Go pick up the phone if you miss him.
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Female 833
dreadqueen00: yup. me too. i had to meet* quite a few lumps of coal** to finally realise what a good thing I`d got when i met the one diamond***.

* have random and often crappy sex with
** fracking drat-heads
*** Mr Flibmeister; married 5 years, together for 8.
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Female 331
I think girls have to date the bad guy first to appreciate the good guy. At least that`s how it was for me. But it depends, of course.
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Female 162
This comic made me want snuggles. Can`t wait till my man gets home ^^
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Female 1,306
I was happy with my boyfriend until I realized that, although he`s literally the sweetest guy I`ve ever known and has never wronged me once, he doesn`t really care about who I really am, and we`re just two different people.

That`s not to say I`m going to go for some bad-boy, but just because someone is sweet doesn`t mean they`re perfect for you :(

Although I do miss him like a bitch. /sigh/
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Female 509
It`s true...
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Male 506
The vast majority of girls will claim they don`t date bad-boys, douchebags, whatever...but actually do. Some realize it, most don`t.

Men are generally speaking, no better.
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Female 779
I`m happy with my boyfriend, he`s very romantic and loyal :D
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Female 1,324
yeah seriously SomeShoes >> you must`ve just had some really bad experiences. I`d never knowingly date a douche unless they were the sneaky kind and waited to be one until a month or two in
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Female 1,199
My fiance is a sweetheart. X)

@rawrarrg - Agreed!
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Female 1,264
"all only date douchebags"

Not really. I have only dated good, nice men. I respect myself too much to date a douche.

SomeShoes, maybe you should try to find your dates somewhere else...XD
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Male 2,056
some girls have hearts, some don`t

all only date douchebags
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Female 120
aww. hahah
i`d rather be with an adorable nice guy, than a douchey hot guy any day. :P
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Male 3,619
im mad...
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Female 236
Pft! I`m married to a good man. The non-nice individuals can go screw themselves, including the whiny douches who blame being a nice guy for not getting the girls when they`re really non-nice individuals too, just uglier/fatter/ruder/smellier than the other non-nice individuals and still think they should get the hot chicks instead of the average ones who probably would date them.

You never catch the good guys whining about how girls don`t look at them because they`re nice guys.
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Male 138
It`s that what woman want? For the nice guy to finish last?
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Male 85
lol.... keeping in mind that this only applies to women under the age of 25... after that age, while men get more elegant, women get saggy boobs and things of the sort.. and while the bad boy lands a job as a plumber (no offense intended), us nice guys earn 10 - 50 k more. Then these women run after the "nice" guys.
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Male 2,372
...or a guy with a bigger wallet.
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Male 231
SMACK HER IN THE MOUTH AND WATCH HER LOVE YOU :D
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Female 100
Chicks love bad boys as much as guys love skanks.
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Male 3,431
That`s why you Gotta keep yo pimp hand STRONG!
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Male 78
Its genetic, women see agressive, selfish and self obsessed guys as Alpha males. All you gotta do is make them think you`re a complete twat. Then they love you.
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Male 38
So is this an actual comic, anyone know the name? Nice stlye
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Male 239
Let shallow people be with shallow people. Most girls i know that like douchey guys annoy me anyway.
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Female 4,039
"I guess I should get some Ed Hardy, gel my hair up high,dye my skin orange and do the opposite of what my brain tells me."

You kill me McGovern - I can`t imagine you have any problem meeting girls with your sense of humor.
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Male 2,688
Chibi_Ichigo is right... And its girls like her and those few others that deserve the good men... All you girls who think we`re not exciting enough can continue to have fun with your controlling, manipulative, and abusive douchebags... Maybe once they rip your heart out enough, maybe you`ll smarten up and see that the good men who would treat you right were better all along. Too bad that by that point, good girls like Chibi will have grabbed us all up.
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Female 986
Aw, come on! Nice guys are interesting and fun. The "bad boys" I see are just loud and obnoxious. I see that my friends do this all the time.. Then come to me for advice, which I give them, which they ignore anyway and do the same thing over and over.... And what`s wrong with holding hands pleasantly at the movies? Nice dinner at home, play some video games, etc. What`s wrong with nice? ...but maybe that`s just me.
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Female 895
Sounds like someones bitter.
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Male 172
trust me, women get tired of push-overs. you can have a back bone and be nice. ;-)
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Male 14,331
I guess I have to doucheify myself I`ll practice with my cat cause he`s already orange...

whatcha think need anything else?
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Male 14,331
VV 3 out of how many? My faith in humanity is gone.
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Male 642
3 for that matter, sorry piink :)
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Male 1,596
keep the pimp hand strong is all i`ll say
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Male 642
wow, 2 good girls already.. there seems to be still light at the end of the tunnel. I love you all! ( in a non-entangling, pressurizing, tacky way)
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Female 525
I hate the douche guys. Nothing bugs me more then that loud `big` guy at a party who thinks he`s freakin` hilarious because his way to make jokes it to insult people. Girls tend to like him, but I don`t.
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Female 179
thats retarded, I dont get why anyone would want a jerk as a boyfriend
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Male 2,688
Itsumo... If you`re serious, THANK YOU for being the kind of girl that any good guy would be lucky to have.
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Male 17,512
Itsumo: It`s women like you that good guys dream about, But rarely find.
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Male 1,297
"soz guys, nice guys are just not interesting or fun enough, not gonna lie i always go for jerks"

you sound boring
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Male 3,819
Women want a strong man to be the father of their children, physically and emotionally. That simple.

They can claim that the perfect guy they grew up being brainwashed existed is what they really want, but instinct will always reign supreme. Cling to a girl and you`ll be looking for a new one, very soon.
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Female 295
like the fu*k I would ever date a guy that I knew was a `bad boy`. Nice Guys for the win!
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Male 2,688
And McGovern responded exactly as I was going to.

By the time you`re done "partying", we`ve already moved on... And most good men that keep getting snubbed tend to just get bitter and angry, thus becoming the guy that he spent so long tying to show you he wasn`t. Too little too late...
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Male 14,331
@crabcake

If you mean sex yes we do put our partner ahead of ourselfs.
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Male 14,331
@MzThikG727

By the time you smarten up we`ll have moved on.
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Male 2,688
(Friend Zone bullcrap is something I`ve written articles/blogs/forum posts on several sites about. And just about every response I ever got was either from those girls defending their psychology or from guys who agree that the mentality is ridiculous.)
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Male 2,688
"what sounds more exciting?
A nice guy to hold your hand pleasently at the movies? Or a bad boy who told you to tell your mom you were goin to the movies but your actually going to an awesome house party? "

What about the guys that are the grey area in between? I`m a guy who treats a woman right, but I`m not all boring and vanilla, either. Not all "nice guys" are boring and not all guys who are "bad boys" HAVE to be jerks... But girls see even the slightest shade of a guy treating them right and run for the hills. The "Nice guys are boring" argument is juvenile and completely ignorant. Fact is this: Girls like the drama that comes with having a jerk boyfriend. Most good men try to avoid said drama because its immature and petty.
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Female 397
GET IT!!?? "FINISH LAST"!! never mind.
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Male 14,331
I guess I should get some Ed Hardy, gel my hair up high,dye my skin orange and do the opposite of what my brain tells me.
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Female 80
Ok so look. When your young, you wanna live up your life with as much excitement as you can. So what sounds more exciting?
A nice guy to hold your hand pleasently at the movies? Or a bad boy who told you to tell your mom you were goin to the movies but your actually going to an awesome house party?

Heck yeah id go for the house party at 15... hell id even go now and im only 20. as time goes on, women grow out of the bad boy phase.

so just give us time guys... we will come around after the partys over
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Female 3,001
soz guys, nice guys are just not interesting or fun enough, not gonna lie i always go for jerks
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Female 1,386
I`ve dated a few guys in my day. EVERY one of them thought of themselves as a "nice" guy. Some were "ok" but not "nice", some were just plain narcissistic. I think some men think of themselves as some poor underdog "nice guy" who`s finishing last all the time, and its not always the case. You might be finishing last because the girls you date don`t think you`re so "nice" once they get to know you. :/
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Male 2,688
Amen, McGovern... And this is just one of THOUSANDS of pieces of evidence toward that.

I`ve given up hope, personally... Women fall for the stupid jerks and the good men lose out. I`m starting to believe that those girls who are dumb enough to go for the douchebag who is gonna hurt them DESERVE it. Girls don`t want the nice guy who will treat them right. They`d rather take the abuse and kid themselves that they can change him. Give me a girl who knows a good man and knows how to avoid the idiots.
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Male 14,331
The ladies commenting even admit it WOW. Welcome to the fall of human society where the stupid and douchebags breed while decent people are left behind we`re on our way to an Idiocracy.
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Female 275
such a dull and dismissive stereotype. Generalizations are so lazy. just like the manipulative jerks who end up dying alone.
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Male 64
the boob grab in the third panel is the most accurate thing in this comic.
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Female 19
This looks just like me and the guy I`m dating... and it`s completly ture haha
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Male 642
yup zero, it`s no longer the 80`s :D today it`s "Number of months you spent in jail = number of women you get a week" who knows why..
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Male 3,255
From my experience, women don`t want a douche, they just don`t want a pussy.

Be a good guy who isn`t a pussy and you`ll probably be alright. Then again, I haven`t been on the dating field in 14 years.
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Male 25,417
so true to life!
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Female 322
nice guys get the girl when the girls are older and figure out they want a nice guy. which isn`t until probably late 30s
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Female 3,828
LOL so funny cause its true.
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Male 599
true story
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Male 364
Damn straight! Happened to me back in December. =/
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Female 397
the good guys ALWAYS finish last. that`s what makes them gooooooood.
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Male 1,013
Rejoice in her funbags while you can...
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Male 794
um soooooo absolutely true, being nice just ended up hurting me in the end, thats why now im a jerk and all the ladies want me, go figure, plus my lil brother treats all girls like dirt and they keep coming back, it must be the model good looks, plus they buy him poo, be a jerk it will get you "Pussy Galore" (007) but not a relationship
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Male 2,586
Nope, the answer to all men`s woes can be answered by the ladder theory:

Ladder theory

Works both ways though :-)
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Male 15,510
Honesty in bed
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Female 2,927
at least she`s up front about it
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Male 126
aint that the damn truth
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Male 731
I`m a nice guy and I`ve been with a wonderful girl for two years on the 20th. So go me!
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Male 642
RCS3 true.. I`m absolutely the nicest guy a woman can want and still I`m one of the team leaders /supervisors at work at the age of 22 :D means I have my minions :D
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Female 15,763
"Actually..notice the difference in terminology we use? good MAN/GUY vs. bad BOY. interesting......"

Alliteration, my friend. Perhaps you are looking for answers instead of questions.
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Male 3
I like how people assume nice guys are inferior and not dominant. Not always true...
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Female 1,798
SarahOfBorg:

While I see where you`re coming from, I disagree--there`s a theory called the "sexy son hypothesis". basically, women are attracted to handsome men. Why? Handsome men might produce handsome sons, and the mother`s genes will make it into succeeding generations.

Now, these very attractive men are often (but not always) complete jerks. They know they`re handsome, they know they can get any woman they want---they`re always faced with temptation.

It doesn`t have much to do with the woman`s confidence. In fact, I don`t always have extremely high levels of self confidence, but I want the good guy, not the bad boy.

Actually..notice the difference in terminology we use? good MAN/GUY vs. bad BOY. interesting......
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Female 15,763
Yay for having a girlfriend... :D
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Male 2,688
Thank you IAB for reminding me WHY I`m single and WHY the last 4 girls I had left me....

*sigh*
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Female 3,562
It`s pretty simple. Girls with high amounts of confidence want a nice guy to worship them. Girls with low confidence want a bad boy to protect them.
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Female 864
Younger girls always seem to be attracted to douchebag alpha male types but then one day they realize that it`s not so bad dating a nice guy who will treat you like a queen .That`s why I like nerdy guys ,they also usually pull a better paycheck not that I care too much about that since I make my own money but it`s a bonus when they can wine and dine you .
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Male 642
this is why women get beat up like rhianna.. always choose the bad boy ladies.. maybe evolution will then some day in the future change you when you recognize that a broken jaw hurts like hell and he doesn`t do it just because he loves you.. lol.. females..
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Male 67
Yep, story of my life.
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Female 3,574
Not all women are this stupid. However, I know some girls do this to themselves. Repeatedly. I can`t understand them.
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Male 14,331
Yep pretty accurate.
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Male 7,813
so damn true
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Female 38
Awww don`t leave him he has green eyes!
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Male 271
i, for one, am glad that girls like bad boys.

it`s articles like this that motivate them to disregard "beta males"... whatever that means.

seriously.

man up, see what happens to you. you wont regret it.
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Male 302
I`d like to see a female`s response... but yeah, that happened to me with all but my current girlfriend.
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Male 68
this reminds me of the dump i took a minute ago
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Male 1,958
So true
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Male 741
Well sometimes a cliché says it best: Story of my life
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Male 5,314
when will you women learn!!
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Male 483
nail on the head
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Male 182
This is my life in a nutshell haha
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Male 20,827
Link: Reminder: Good Guys Always Finish Last [Pic] [Rate Link] - At least when you`re young and in love...
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