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Date: 04/09/10 10:01 AM

116 Responses to Reminder: Good Guys Always Finish Last [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:44 am
    Link: Reminder: Good Guys Always Finish Last - At least when you`re young and in love...
  2. Profile photo of ApostleT
    ApostleT Male 18-29
    182 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:11 am
    This is my life in a nutshell haha
  3. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:13 am
    nail on the head
  4. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:15 am
    when will you women learn!!
  5. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Well sometimes a cliché says it best: Story of my life
  6. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:22 am
    So true
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    donjobs Male 18-29
    68 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:23 am
    this reminds me of the dump i took a minute ago
  8. Profile photo of deyv87
    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:30 am
    I`d like to see a female`s response... but yeah, that happened to me with all but my current girlfriend.
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    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:31 am
    i, for one, am glad that girls like bad boys.

    it`s articles like this that motivate them to disregard "beta males"... whatever that means.

    seriously.

    man up, see what happens to you. you wont regret it.
  10. Profile photo of anafa
    anafa Female 18-29
    38 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Awww don`t leave him he has green eyes!
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:33 am
    so damn true
  12. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:35 am
    Yep pretty accurate.
  13. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:39 am
    Not all women are this stupid. However, I know some girls do this to themselves. Repeatedly. I can`t understand them.
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    Freik Male 18-29
    67 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:39 am
    Yep, story of my life.
  15. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:42 am
    this is why women get beat up like rhianna.. always choose the bad boy ladies.. maybe evolution will then some day in the future change you when you recognize that a broken jaw hurts like hell and he doesn`t do it just because he loves you.. lol.. females..
  16. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Younger girls always seem to be attracted to douchebag alpha male types but then one day they realize that it`s not so bad dating a nice guy who will treat you like a queen .That`s why I like nerdy guys ,they also usually pull a better paycheck not that I care too much about that since I make my own money but it`s a bonus when they can wine and dine you .
  17. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:52 am
    It`s pretty simple. Girls with high amounts of confidence want a nice guy to worship them. Girls with low confidence want a bad boy to protect them.
  18. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Thank you IAB for reminding me WHY I`m single and WHY the last 4 girls I had left me....

    *sigh*
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Yay for having a girlfriend... :D
  20. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:04 am
    SarahOfBorg:

    While I see where you`re coming from, I disagree--there`s a theory called the "sexy son hypothesis". basically, women are attracted to handsome men. Why? Handsome men might produce handsome sons, and the mother`s genes will make it into succeeding generations.

    Now, these very attractive men are often (but not always) complete jerks. They know they`re handsome, they know they can get any woman they want---they`re always faced with temptation.

    It doesn`t have much to do with the woman`s confidence. In fact, I don`t always have extremely high levels of self confidence, but I want the good guy, not the bad boy.

    Actually..notice the difference in terminology we use? good MAN/GUY vs. bad BOY. interesting......
  21. Profile photo of RCS3
    RCS3 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:05 am
    I like how people assume nice guys are inferior and not dominant. Not always true...
  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:07 am
    "Actually..notice the difference in terminology we use? good MAN/GUY vs. bad BOY. interesting......"

    Alliteration, my friend. Perhaps you are looking for answers instead of questions.
  23. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:09 am
    RCS3 true.. I`m absolutely the nicest guy a woman can want and still I`m one of the team leaders /supervisors at work at the age of 22 :D means I have my minions :D
  24. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:09 am
    I`m a nice guy and I`ve been with a wonderful girl for two years on the 20th. So go me!
  25. Profile photo of Jadavid
    Jadavid Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:11 am
    aint that the damn truth
  26. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:12 am
    at least she`s up front about it
  27. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Honesty in bed
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:22 am
    Nope, the answer to all men`s woes can be answered by the ladder theory:

    Ladder theory

    Works both ways though :-)
  29. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:23 am
    um soooooo absolutely true, being nice just ended up hurting me in the end, thats why now im a jerk and all the ladies want me, go figure, plus my lil brother treats all girls like dirt and they keep coming back, it must be the model good looks, plus they buy him poo, be a jerk it will get you "Pussy Galore" (007) but not a relationship
  30. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Rejoice in her funbags while you can...
  31. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:23 am
    the good guys ALWAYS finish last. that`s what makes them gooooooood.
  32. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:26 am
    Damn straight! Happened to me back in December. =/
  33. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:37 am
    true story
  34. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:52 am
    LOL so funny cause its true.
  35. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    nice guys get the girl when the girls are older and figure out they want a nice guy. which isn`t until probably late 30s
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    so true to life!
  37. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    From my experience, women don`t want a douche, they just don`t want a pussy.

    Be a good guy who isn`t a pussy and you`ll probably be alright. Then again, I haven`t been on the dating field in 14 years.
  38. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    yup zero, it`s no longer the 80`s :D today it`s "Number of months you spent in jail = number of women you get a week" who knows why..
  39. Profile photo of xeden
    xeden Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    This looks just like me and the guy I`m dating... and it`s completly ture haha
  40. Profile photo of lucid676
    lucid676 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    the boob grab in the third panel is the most accurate thing in this comic.
  41. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    such a dull and dismissive stereotype. Generalizations are so lazy. just like the manipulative jerks who end up dying alone.
  42. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    The ladies commenting even admit it WOW. Welcome to the fall of human society where the stupid and douchebags breed while decent people are left behind we`re on our way to an Idiocracy.
  43. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Amen, McGovern... And this is just one of THOUSANDS of pieces of evidence toward that.

    I`ve given up hope, personally... Women fall for the stupid jerks and the good men lose out. I`m starting to believe that those girls who are dumb enough to go for the douchebag who is gonna hurt them DESERVE it. Girls don`t want the nice guy who will treat them right. They`d rather take the abuse and kid themselves that they can change him. Give me a girl who knows a good man and knows how to avoid the idiots.
  44. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    I`ve dated a few guys in my day. EVERY one of them thought of themselves as a "nice" guy. Some were "ok" but not "nice", some were just plain narcissistic. I think some men think of themselves as some poor underdog "nice guy" who`s finishing last all the time, and its not always the case. You might be finishing last because the girls you date don`t think you`re so "nice" once they get to know you. :/
  45. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    soz guys, nice guys are just not interesting or fun enough, not gonna lie i always go for jerks
  46. Profile photo of MzThikG727
    MzThikG727 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Ok so look. When your young, you wanna live up your life with as much excitement as you can. So what sounds more exciting?
    A nice guy to hold your hand pleasently at the movies? Or a bad boy who told you to tell your mom you were goin to the movies but your actually going to an awesome house party?

    Heck yeah id go for the house party at 15... hell id even go now and im only 20. as time goes on, women grow out of the bad boy phase.

    so just give us time guys... we will come around after the partys over
  47. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    I guess I should get some Ed Hardy, gel my hair up high,dye my skin orange and do the opposite of what my brain tells me.
  48. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    GET IT!!?? "FINISH LAST"!! never mind.
  49. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    "what sounds more exciting?
    A nice guy to hold your hand pleasently at the movies? Or a bad boy who told you to tell your mom you were goin to the movies but your actually going to an awesome house party? "

    What about the guys that are the grey area in between? I`m a guy who treats a woman right, but I`m not all boring and vanilla, either. Not all "nice guys" are boring and not all guys who are "bad boys" HAVE to be jerks... But girls see even the slightest shade of a guy treating them right and run for the hills. The "Nice guys are boring" argument is juvenile and completely ignorant. Fact is this: Girls like the drama that comes with having a jerk boyfriend. Most good men try to avoid said drama because its immature and petty.
  50. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    (Friend Zone bullcrap is something I`ve written articles/blogs/forum posts on several sites about. And just about every response I ever got was either from those girls defending their psychology or from guys who agree that the mentality is ridiculous.)
  51. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    @MzThikG727

    By the time you smarten up we`ll have moved on.
  52. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    @crabcake

    If you mean sex yes we do put our partner ahead of ourselfs.
  53. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    And McGovern responded exactly as I was going to.

    By the time you`re done "partying", we`ve already moved on... And most good men that keep getting snubbed tend to just get bitter and angry, thus becoming the guy that he spent so long tying to show you he wasn`t. Too little too late...
  54. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    like the fu*k I would ever date a guy that I knew was a `bad boy`. Nice Guys for the win!
  55. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Women want a strong man to be the father of their children, physically and emotionally. That simple.

    They can claim that the perfect guy they grew up being brainwashed existed is what they really want, but instinct will always reign supreme. Cling to a girl and you`ll be looking for a new one, very soon.
  56. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    "soz guys, nice guys are just not interesting or fun enough, not gonna lie i always go for jerks"

    you sound boring
  57. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Itsumo: It`s women like you that good guys dream about, But rarely find.
  58. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Itsumo... If you`re serious, THANK YOU for being the kind of girl that any good guy would be lucky to have.
  59. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    thats retarded, I dont get why anyone would want a jerk as a boyfriend
  60. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    I hate the douche guys. Nothing bugs me more then that loud `big` guy at a party who thinks he`s freakin` hilarious because his way to make jokes it to insult people. Girls tend to like him, but I don`t.
  61. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    wow, 2 good girls already.. there seems to be still light at the end of the tunnel. I love you all! ( in a non-entangling, pressurizing, tacky way)
  62. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    keep the pimp hand strong is all i`ll say
  63. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    3 for that matter, sorry piink :)
  64. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    VV 3 out of how many? My faith in humanity is gone.
  65. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    I guess I have to doucheify myself I`ll practice with my cat cause he`s already orange...

    whatcha think need anything else?
  66. Profile photo of wolfguy423
    wolfguy423 Male 18-29
    172 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    trust me, women get tired of push-overs. you can have a back bone and be nice. ;-)
  67. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Sounds like someones bitter.
  68. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Aw, come on! Nice guys are interesting and fun. The "bad boys" I see are just loud and obnoxious. I see that my friends do this all the time.. Then come to me for advice, which I give them, which they ignore anyway and do the same thing over and over.... And what`s wrong with holding hands pleasantly at the movies? Nice dinner at home, play some video games, etc. What`s wrong with nice? ...but maybe that`s just me.
  69. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Chibi_Ichigo is right... And its girls like her and those few others that deserve the good men... All you girls who think we`re not exciting enough can continue to have fun with your controlling, manipulative, and abusive douchebags... Maybe once they rip your heart out enough, maybe you`ll smarten up and see that the good men who would treat you right were better all along. Too bad that by that point, good girls like Chibi will have grabbed us all up.
  70. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    "I guess I should get some Ed Hardy, gel my hair up high,dye my skin orange and do the opposite of what my brain tells me."

    You kill me McGovern - I can`t imagine you have any problem meeting girls with your sense of humor.
  71. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    239 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Let shallow people be with shallow people. Most girls i know that like douchey guys annoy me anyway.
  72. Profile photo of buckshot
    buckshot Male 30-39
    38 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    So is this an actual comic, anyone know the name? Nice stlye
  73. Profile photo of Wiggle1111
    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Its genetic, women see agressive, selfish and self obsessed guys as Alpha males. All you gotta do is make them think you`re a complete twat. Then they love you.
  74. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    That`s why you Gotta keep yo pimp hand STRONG!
  75. Profile photo of AliceHolly
    AliceHolly Female 18-29
    100 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Chicks love bad boys as much as guys love skanks.
  76. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    SMACK HER IN THE MOUTH AND WATCH HER LOVE YOU :D
  77. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    ...or a guy with a bigger wallet.
  78. Profile photo of seetherage
    seetherage Male 18-29
    85 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    lol.... keeping in mind that this only applies to women under the age of 25... after that age, while men get more elegant, women get saggy boobs and things of the sort.. and while the bad boy lands a job as a plumber (no offense intended), us nice guys earn 10 - 50 k more. Then these women run after the "nice" guys.
  79. Profile photo of blacksteel
    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    It`s that what woman want? For the nice guy to finish last?
  80. Profile photo of Odyne
    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Pft! I`m married to a good man. The non-nice individuals can go screw themselves, including the whiny douches who blame being a nice guy for not getting the girls when they`re really non-nice individuals too, just uglier/fatter/ruder/smellier than the other non-nice individuals and still think they should get the hot chicks instead of the average ones who probably would date them.

    You never catch the good guys whining about how girls don`t look at them because they`re nice guys.
  81. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    im mad...
  82. Profile photo of rawrarrg
    rawrarrg Female 18-29
    120 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    aww. hahah
    i`d rather be with an adorable nice guy, than a douchey hot guy any day. :P
  83. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    some girls have hearts, some don`t

    all only date douchebags
  84. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    "all only date douchebags"

    Not really. I have only dated good, nice men. I respect myself too much to date a douche.

    SomeShoes, maybe you should try to find your dates somewhere else...XD
  85. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    My fiance is a sweetheart. X)

    @rawrarrg - Agreed!
  86. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    yeah seriously SomeShoes >> you must`ve just had some really bad experiences. I`d never knowingly date a douche unless they were the sneaky kind and waited to be one until a month or two in
  87. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    I`m happy with my boyfriend, he`s very romantic and loyal :D
  88. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    The vast majority of girls will claim they don`t date bad-boys, douchebags, whatever...but actually do. Some realize it, most don`t.

    Men are generally speaking, no better.
  89. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    It`s true...
  90. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    I was happy with my boyfriend until I realized that, although he`s literally the sweetest guy I`ve ever known and has never wronged me once, he doesn`t really care about who I really am, and we`re just two different people.

    That`s not to say I`m going to go for some bad-boy, but just because someone is sweet doesn`t mean they`re perfect for you :(

    Although I do miss him like a bitch. /sigh/
  91. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    This comic made me want snuggles. Can`t wait till my man gets home ^^
  92. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    I think girls have to date the bad guy first to appreciate the good guy. At least that`s how it was for me. But it depends, of course.
  93. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:00 am
    dreadqueen00: yup. me too. i had to meet* quite a few lumps of coal** to finally realise what a good thing I`d got when i met the one diamond***.

    * have random and often crappy sex with
    ** fracking drat-heads
    *** Mr Flibmeister; married 5 years, together for 8.
  94. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:17 am
    emzrok, that`s the point. You ARE two different people. Just because someone wants to get on with their own life doesn`t mean they aren`t interested in you. They just have priorities for themselves as we all do. You shouldn`t have to stop being yourself to be with someone. As a teeneager you`re still growing into the person you`re going to be and will be for some years. Same for him. It`s all about understanding, tolerance, support and friendship. Thats what makes real love not selfish wants and needs. Go pick up the phone if you miss him.
  95. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:36 am
    all only date douchebags

    The vast, vast majority of 14 year olds ARE douchebags. Men and women. Chin up, Shoes. :-)
  96. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:52 am
    @Handsompod
    .......Apploud =)
  97. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:00 am
    The reason this is wrong is that he never would have made it that far. Women want someone they can change, not a finished product.

    Plus, if he liked it, then he should have put a ring on it.
  98. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 6:56 am
    "Women want someone they can change, not a finished product."

    You sir are absolutely correct.
  99. Profile photo of coolatindude
    coolatindude Male 18-29
    27 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 8:31 am
    thats so sad but true i gotta be more of a badass nice guys finish last thats life:)
  100. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 8:55 am
    He is like ;-() At teh end :( Poor him :(
  101. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    I don`t think this is too accurate. At least with me, I don`t like bad boys.
    Why would a girl want to be treated badly?
  102. Profile photo of Thorgrimmer
    Thorgrimmer Male 18-29
    180 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Women want one man to meet their every need, men want every woman to meet their one need.
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    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    i dont understand this. women want bad boys but when the bad boys treat them bad they hate it. why not just play it safe and go with the sexy nice guys
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    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    This may work with the sorority girls but real people like someone who cares for them
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    TrixyGlitz Female 13-17
    12 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    Feel up in block 3
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    Good question wertiana, Just ask about 70-85% of girls on the planet that question I have myself and its just inpossible to figure out those pm machines...
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    this is always in baww threads on /b/ T_T
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:02 am
    When a man loves a woman...

    1
    They get married and
    Live together for 15 years and
    It`s good for a bit but
    While he builds a career
    She becomes increasingly paranoid.

    She won`t let him be too close but
    She won`t let him work in peace and
    Her schizophrenic jealousy
    Begins encroaching his career.

    She drops indications
    That she plans on moving.
    Discretely, he makes an inference
    To how life was before they met which
    Ends with:
    "There is nothing lonelier than the sound of keys falling in an empty house."
    Paranoid, she fails to put 2 and 2 together,
    Taking the inference to mean that he sees no difference
    Between when they are together and when they are apart.

    He returns home from work on 10-13.
    She informs him she has found another apartment.
    "Are you leaving?"
    It is 6:43pm. He is facing South.

    Weeping openly
    He tells her
    "Always stand in th
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:06 am
    2
    "Alway stand in the light of truth
    No matter how bitter."

    He leaves the apartment.
    Not hungry, he buys a hamburger.
    It is very bitter.
    He`s facing west.

    He still loves her but
    Watching someone self-destruct is painful and
    Being a part of it is more painful.
    Rather than beg her to stay
    He puts out her things.

    In a 1200sqft apt
    All of his own things fit in 100sqft.

    He shops for furniture.
    Everything in the world is designed for couples.
    He buys none.
    It`s just too painful.

    He shops for food.
    Everything in the world is designed for a family.
    It is also painful.
    He thinks: "This must be why people drink."
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:07 am
    3
    She send him e-mail every other day.
    Each note corresponds to a stage of grief.
    She asks to come back but
    Trying not to be rude,
    He responds saying

    He won`t be with someone that
    Doesn`t know how to enjoy a peaceful existence.
    After signing off
    He realizes that
    He no longer has a reason
    To retire.

    He cleans the kitchen.
    "Oh! The inside of the oven is supposed to be shiny!"
    Associating the cleansing with inner catharsis,
    He has the carpet cleaned.
    As the cleaner is leaving,
    He tells the cleaner about the effect.

    "So, my wife left me and I should clean the carpet?"
    "No. You should go try to get your wife back and get the eff out of this town.
    If it becomes time to clean the carpet,
    You`ll know because your house will look like this."
    *Points to big, dark, empty living room, cluster of possessions fitting in less than 100sqft.*
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:08 am
    4

    Another day,
    While he is on a line with a divorce attorney
    She texts: "I want to die."
    "Just come by."
    He is facing North.

    She arrives quickly.
    "Wouldn`t it be nice?"
    "Sensible people don`t move away from each other. They move closer together.
    We HAD nice.
    You threw nice away."
    "I was afraid."
    "Yeah. Nice clean house in the suburbs
    Is pretty frightening.
    Just listen to those vicious birds chirping."

    He invites her to the patio
    Sitting on the bench
    He says:
    "This is a bad idea."
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    joee182 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:09 am
    i dont understand this. women want bad boys but when the bad boys treat them bad they hate it. why not just play it safe and go with the sexy nice guys


    Agreed.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:09 am
    5

    She sits next to him.
    He asks:
    "What is the truth?"

    "I broke us."
    "Yes. You did.
    I`m not the father that left you or
    The boyfriend that treated you badly.
    I`m the person that worked
    To give you `nice.`
    What did you give that person
    In the end?"
    "The sound of keys in the empty house.
    I heard it too."

    Later that night
    They made out near
    The fireplace.
    The room did not seem so empty.
    It was filled with light.
    He was facing East.

    Code.
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    geekkittie Female 30-39
    24 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Sometimes the "nice guy" fallacy is nothing more than an excuse for guys who want a woman way out of their league, and believe they`re entitled to a certain kind of ideal.
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    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    this is so true unfortunately.
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    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Sexy nice guys aren`t availible to women. They are gay.

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