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Date: 04/04/10 08:00 AM

59 Responses to Razor Clam: WTF Of The Day?

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    April 4, 2010 at 8:12 am
    Link: Razor Clam: WTF Of The Day? - Anyone want to take a guess as to what the hell this thing is?
  2. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:18 am
    Looks like the lesser crested Beach c*ck
  3. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:20 am
    Penis Jokes in 5...4..3...2...
  4. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:23 am
    It`s a free dildo!
  5. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:26 am
    penis.
  6. Profile photo of qwelch
    qwelch Female 18-29
    145 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:29 am
    It`s a geoduck.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck
  7. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:29 am
    ahhhh! wtf was that thing??
  8. Profile photo of Kleidermotte
    Kleidermotte Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:31 am
    Well ... I think it is a ... Razor Clam! As the title states. You can find them at the northern seaside in Germany too!
    Never saw one alive, only the empty shells. When they got stuck in my feet while wandering the shore... Damn Razor Clams! Serves you right to get killed by salt and people!
  9. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    April 4, 2010 at 8:40 am
    do not want
  10. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
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    April 4, 2010 at 8:49 am
    Ugly FKN creature but, tasty. You really need a "clam gun" to harvest them intact.

  11. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:55 am
    gross
  12. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:59 am
    POKEMON!
  13. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2010 at 9:04 am
    That looks like a Geoduck.
  14. Profile photo of Sarph
    Sarph Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2010 at 9:27 am
    I did not have to see the last bit where he pulled it all the way up.
  15. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 9:29 am
    you can find their shells all over the place at the seaside, I used to collect them :)
  16. Profile photo of Nucleartoast
    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
    258 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 9:43 am
    no dick jokes? shame
  17. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 9:46 am
    They stick their shells out of the sand...they are so hard to catch man i`ve tried. I read an article on how fast they burrow into the sand and it was pretty fast man....so yeah, total pokemon
  18. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Well, that was...

    ...phallic.
  19. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Yeah, it looks like a geoduck, but that`s apparently Cornwall, England, and I don`t think they live there.

    Also, pouring salt on a creature that`s so moist is a pretty terrible thing to do :P
  20. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 9:55 am
    That`s only slightly incredibly horrifying.

    "Also, pouring salt on a creature that`s so moist is a pretty terrible thing to do :P"
    I agree. D:
  21. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 10:02 am
    "Also, pouring salt on a creature that`s so moist is a pretty terrible thing to do :P"

    Oh... and ripping off an appendage is probably a lot less painless. o_O
  22. Profile photo of turtlemurtle
    turtlemurtle Female 13-17
    71 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 10:03 am
    *pukes*
  23. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7562 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Just what it says on the caption- a razor clam. They are quick and damn strong too- I have been cut by the shell when trying to pull it out. Nice though, if a bit chewy!!
  24. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 10:19 am
    "pouring salt on a creature thats so moist is a pretty terrible thing to do"

    dudes, they live in the sea, thats full of salt! think about it!
  25. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Maybe the salt makes it think the tide has come back in...?
  26. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 11:21 am
    yes, it`s a razor clam. yes it`s being fooled into thinking the tide has come in and am i the only one to have noticed this is a clip from a rixk stein show? no? i`m surely not the only cooking nerd on here...?

    they`re aparently a delicacy... i`ve not tried them i admit, but i was told snails are a delicacy, tried them and regretted it...
  27. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 11:27 am
    sand penis.
  28. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    April 4, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    it is exactly what you said it is a razor clam see them all the time when we go to the beach in Maine and NH
  29. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Hahaha, penis.
  30. Profile photo of RealShrooms
    RealShrooms Male 13-17
    40 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    The sea penis
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    Whats where virgin penis waits for vag!
  32. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    and this is it`s spouse:
  33. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Will it blend
  34. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    So, a clam shaped like a penis... kind of an oxymoron.
  35. Profile photo of GOWGE
    GOWGE Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    You see the shells of those things all over the beaches in england, they`re pissing annoying
  36. Profile photo of NessieBabii
    NessieBabii Female 18-29
    118 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    OMG
  37. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    "Anyone want to take a guess as to what the hell this thing is?"

    My guess is that it`s a razor clam.

    Just sayin`.
  38. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    @Batmanners
    You win 100 internets.
  39. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    "So, a clam shaped like a penis... kind of an oxymoron."

    Thanks... That`s the second time a comment on IAB has made me shoot Mountain Dew out of my nose...

    It sucks, and now I have to clean my keyboard again...
  40. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    the hell? im so confused
  41. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    ha, ha, nature real funny, you tricked us into looking at your erect penis again... its like chatroullete all over again...
  42. Profile photo of Duckyd2
    Duckyd2 Male 13-17
    1 post
    April 4, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    It`s a gooey duct. NSFW if your going to google it XD. it has a striking resemblance to well you know... Uh i don`t want to have the talk over the internet so well, bye.
  43. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    i`ve seen a porno start out like this
  44. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    btw.... sandy pelican.... urban dictionary it (NSFW)
  45. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    23 seconds: ._.
    27 seconds: o.o
    33 seconds: O.o
    26 seconds: asdf;lkj
  46. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    "It`s a gooey duct."

    It`s spelled Geoduck and that`s not what this is.
    This is a Razor Clam, Yes they do look similar.
  47. Profile photo of snailslime
    snailslime Female 18-29
    90 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    its so immature, but when he bent down and grabbed it i lost it...can you imagine steping on that?
  48. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 1:24 am
    Meh, knew what it was, seen it before, just a shellfish... but the music and build up did make it seem dodgy i guess :P
  49. Profile photo of jazzmaverick
    jazzmaverick Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 2:52 am
    it reminds me of the eye thing at jabbas palace in return of the jedi
  50. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 5:09 am
    humm they are actually delicious
  51. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 5:54 am
    @snailslime

    Very immature but I was starting to laugh right before the grabbed it.. and when I saw that hand.. it was over.. ROFL
  52. Profile photo of buckshot
    buckshot Male 30-39
    38 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 6:57 am
    You`ve never seen a razor clam? Yes, the suck to step on. Never found an alive one like that, but half shells cover the beach all the time.
  53. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    its one of mother nature`s dicks
  54. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 6, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    OMG, attack of the giant sandcocks!
  55. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    oh baby!
  56. Profile photo of dormetheus
    dormetheus Male 18-29
    30 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    looks like gooeduck?
  57. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 1:34 am
    wtf is this? O_O
  58. Profile photo of Mxa
    Mxa Male 13-17
    134 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Well DUUUH!

    Its a jackknife clam, you all should know that!

    Tastes good btw :D
  59. Profile photo of redspade
    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    its a nun`s dream come true.

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