Razor Clam: WTF Of The Day?

Submitted by: madest 7 years ago in Science

Anyone want to take a guess as to what the hell this thing is?
There are 59 comments:
Male 150
its a nun`s dream come true.
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Male 134
Well DUUUH!

Its a jackknife clam, you all should know that!

Tastes good btw :D
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Female 1,070
wtf is this? O_O
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Male 30
looks like gooeduck?
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Male 503
oh baby!
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Male 11,739
OMG, attack of the giant sandcocks!
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Male 129
its one of mother nature`s dicks
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Male 38
You`ve never seen a razor clam? Yes, the suck to step on. Never found an alive one like that, but half shells cover the beach all the time.
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Male 594
@snailslime

Very immature but I was starting to laugh right before the grabbed it.. and when I saw that hand.. it was over.. ROFL
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Male 1,360
humm they are actually delicious
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Male 36
it reminds me of the eye thing at jabbas palace in return of the jedi
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Male 1,265
Meh, knew what it was, seen it before, just a shellfish... but the music and build up did make it seem dodgy i guess :P
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Female 90
its so immature, but when he bent down and grabbed it i lost it...can you imagine steping on that?
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Male 17,511
[quote]"It`s a gooey duct."[/quote]

It`s spelled Geoduck and that`s not what this is.
This is a Razor Clam, Yes they do look similar.
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Male 373
23 seconds: ._.
27 seconds: o.o
33 seconds: O.o
26 seconds: asdf;lkj
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Male 503
btw.... sandy pelican.... urban dictionary it (NSFW)
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Male 503
i`ve seen a porno start out like this
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Male 1
It`s a gooey duct. NSFW if your going to google it XD. it has a striking resemblance to well you know... Uh i don`t want to have the talk over the internet so well, bye.
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Male 2,199
ha, ha, nature real funny, you tricked us into looking at your erect penis again... its like chatroullete all over again...
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Female 1,401
the hell? im so confused
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Male 3,482
"So, a clam shaped like a penis... kind of an oxymoron."

Thanks... That`s the second time a comment on IAB has made me shoot Mountain Dew out of my nose...

It sucks, and now I have to clean my keyboard again...
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Male 422
@Batmanners
You win 100 internets.
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Female 1,062
"Anyone want to take a guess as to what the hell this thing is?"

My guess is that it`s a razor clam.

Just sayin`.
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Female 118
OMG
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Male 11
You see the shells of those things all over the beaches in england, they`re pissing annoying
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Male 4,004
So, a clam shaped like a penis... kind of an oxymoron.
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Male 15,510
Will it blend
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Female 876
and this is it`s spouse:
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Male 25,416
Whats where virgin penis waits for vag!
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Male 40
The sea penis
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Male 1,195
Hahaha, penis.
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Female 1,604
it is exactly what you said it is a razor clam see them all the time when we go to the beach in Maine and NH
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Female 1,158
sand penis.
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Female 833
yes, it`s a razor clam. yes it`s being fooled into thinking the tide has come in and am i the only one to have noticed this is a clip from a rixk stein show? no? i`m surely not the only cooking nerd on here...?

they`re aparently a delicacy... i`ve not tried them i admit, but i was told snails are a delicacy, tried them and regretted it...
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Female 839
Maybe the salt makes it think the tide has come back in...?
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Female 276
"pouring salt on a creature thats so moist is a pretty terrible thing to do"

dudes, they live in the sea, thats full of salt! think about it!
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Female 8,055
Just what it says on the caption- a razor clam. They are quick and damn strong too- I have been cut by the shell when trying to pull it out. Nice though, if a bit chewy!!
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Female 71
*pukes*
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Male 4,807
"Also, pouring salt on a creature that`s so moist is a pretty terrible thing to do :P"

Oh... and ripping off an appendage is probably a lot less painless. o_O
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Female 290
That`s only slightly incredibly horrifying.

"Also, pouring salt on a creature that`s so moist is a pretty terrible thing to do :P"
I agree. D:
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Male 772
Yeah, it looks like a geoduck, but that`s apparently Cornwall, England, and I don`t think they live there.

Also, pouring salt on a creature that`s so moist is a pretty terrible thing to do :P
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Male 493
Well, that was...

...phallic.
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Male 231
They stick their shells out of the sand...they are so hard to catch man i`ve tried. I read an article on how fast they burrow into the sand and it was pretty fast man....so yeah, total pokemon
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Female 257
no dick jokes? shame
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Female 251
you can find their shells all over the place at the seaside, I used to collect them :)
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Male 194
I did not have to see the last bit where he pulled it all the way up.
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Male 2,576
That looks like a Geoduck.
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Male 806
POKEMON!
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Male 310
gross
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Male 1,404
Ugly FKN creature but, tasty. You really need a "clam gun" to harvest them intact.

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Male 1,610
do not want
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Male 168
Well ... I think it is a ... Razor Clam! As the title states. You can find them at the northern seaside in Germany too!
Never saw one alive, only the empty shells. When they got stuck in my feet while wandering the shore... Damn Razor Clams! Serves you right to get killed by salt and people!
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Female 525
ahhhh! wtf was that thing??
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Female 145
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Male 600
penis.
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Male 4,012
It`s a free dildo!
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Male 293
Penis Jokes in 5...4..3...2...
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Male 13,630
Looks like the lesser crested Beach c*ck
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Male 7,378
Link: Razor Clam: WTF Of The Day? [Rate Link] - Anyone want to take a guess as to what the hell this thing is?
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