Pizza Fail, Part 2: The Atomic Pie [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

You just weren"t meant to nom that pizza.
There are 78 comments:
Male 914
it looks like a nuclear pizza asplode
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Male 174
I like to put the cookie sheet on the bottom rack in case anything does drip. I like the crispier crust, too, and that makes sure stuff like this pic doesn`t happen.
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Male 509
that`s got to be a taste explosion!
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Female 2,695
@idiotfilter, i typically don`t use a baking sheet when cooking frozen pizza because putting it directly on the rack promotes more even cooking and a crispier crust, normally people would stick a pizza stone in the oven before preheating for this but ours cracked forever ago so..
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Male 3,915
are cooking sheets REALLY that expensive??
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Male 295
New and improved! Get the diarrhea before you eat it!
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Female 914
BOOOM!!
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Male 11,739
Augh!!! It`s the end of the world! MAJOR fail!
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Male 1,351
Yeah, that is a fail.
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Male 2,619
That must have had about 6 pounds of topping on it....hmmmm cholestericious
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Male 2,893
You know how f**king annoying it is to clean that sh*t out?
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Female 248
divided by zero..
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Male 141
Mushroom cloud! GET THE **** OUT OF THERE!
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Male 5,189
Reminds me of the giant mushroom platforms on mario.
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Male 296
or buy a pizza pan thatès used for cooking pizza properly
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Male 215
Hey! I ordered mushrooms on my mushroom cloud pizza!
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Male 275
"when you`re sittin` in a chevy
and you`re feeling something heavy
diarrhoea, diarrhoea!"
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Male 1,089
never used cookie sheet, never had this happen. my theory is that the oven wasn`t pre heated so the ice melted real slow allowing the pizza to become concave and eventually fail.
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Male 47
with most pizzas you`re not supposed to use a cookie sheet
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Male 10,855
That people is why it`s called a cookie sheet.
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Female 2,289
who would put a pizza in the oven without it being on a pizza pan?
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Male 2,703
"When you`re goin` up to bat
and your pants are gettin` fat
Diarrhea, Diarrhea...
When you`re slidin` into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea "

please explain how so many people knew this song pre-internet...
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Male 8,302
Is it just me or is `Diarrhea` (Dire Rear) the most appropriate sounding word in the whole language?
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Male 639
@Lionhart2
"That`s what happens when you add waaaay too many jalapenos."
That`s also how your ass FEELS once you`ve eaten too many jalapenos. ;)
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Male 423
>>That`s what happens when you add waaaay too many jalapenos.

When you`re goin` up to bat
and your pants are gettin` fat
Diarrhea, Diarrhea...
When you`re slidin` into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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Male 2,591
still nom worthy
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Male 371
can you f*ck it
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Male 807
i want
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Male 193
It`s a pizza meltdown!
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Male 8,302
That`s what happens when you add waaaay too many jalapenos.
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Female 9,558
Awesome!
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Male 1,190
Pizza in the Atomic age makes Mikey happy and puts a glow in his cheeks
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Male 73
lol Id love to try that cone out see what its like!
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Male 42
I would still eat it...
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Female 2,352
Should of got a pizza stone. XD
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Male 1,357
No baking tray. Rookie error.
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Male 185
Worth the rads.
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Male 758
Skip the baking sheet, either grill that bugger, or use a pizza stone. The stones are awesome, but grilled pizza...mmm...
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Female 159
you can only cook a pizza on the rack if its frozen.
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Male 2,056
lmao
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Male 17,512
Nuclear pizza eh ?
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Female 1,427
That reminds me vaguely of a black hole and/or wormhole. O.o;;
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Male 516
I dont usually LOL... But this made me do it ^^
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Female 1,329
Two words: Baking Sheet.
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Male 25,417
Ha ha ha! they failed! but they get 2 pizzas rather than one :)
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Male 1,002
I want to find out how to do that on purpose and then set up a stop motion camera to catch the action
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Female 397
it sharted.
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Male 7,813
at least it looks cool as hell
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Male 1,043
BOooooom

reminds me of good ol`Youtube Poop :)
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Female 4,039
That`s pretty cool except for the part where you have to scrape that little part off the oven floor.
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Male 4,867
mushroom cloud pizza
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Female 525
Looks like Mr. Pizza is trying to hint to his owner that he should go on a diet.
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Male 2,199
that would be so badass if they could get that pizza out in one piece and make it stand like that on its own...
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Male 4,793
i`d still totally nom that pizza.
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Female 236
And Chad learned another thing about ovens that day!
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Male 876
that`s awesome!

@ kinpower - go with "Captain Obvious"... it just sounds better
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Female 3,828
woah did it like just sink in the middle, or what? weird. yet awesome
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Male 3,431
You should see what it does to your lower intestine...
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Male 67
thank you mr States the Obvious
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Female 295
hahahahahaha XD
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Male 105
@ LtFurpie

ROFLCOTER!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!
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Male 10,440
KABOOOOM!! :D I am loving this pic.
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Male 257
LOL, LOOKS LIKE A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION SHROOM CLOUD!!! XD
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Male 75
Haha, nice LfFurpie
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Male 1,013
Haha! Is this another "Hey Japan, What`s for lunch" post? (or was that too mean).
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Male 282
And that is why I never follow the instructions that say to put the pizza directly onto the rack.
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Male 815
that`s a big WIN, not a fail!! lol

and @matrixie, yes...hence the name "atomic pie"
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Male 931
tragically beautiful.
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Female 721
"Looks like an atomic bomb."

Hence the title `Pizza Fail Part 2: The Atomic Pie.`
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Male 772
"Looks like an atomic bomb."

She got the joke! Hallelujah!
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Female 3,574
wow that sucks lol
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Female 718
Looks like an atomic bomb.
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Male 40,300
WAAA! Hahahahaha!
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Male 690
Nagasaki, motherdrater!
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Male 61
epic.. :-O
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Female 1,604
that sucks I am surprised there isn`t tons of smoke
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Female 1,001
Annoying! I guess it just wasn`t meant to be..
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Male 20,827
Link: Pizza Fail, Part 2: The Atomic Pie [Pic] [Rate Link] - You just weren`t meant to nom that pizza.
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