Pastor Has Bewbs On The Brain

Submitted by: panth753 7 years ago in Funny

That"s a whole lot of pent-up sexual frustration there, pal.
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Male 312
Pitching tents is just as bad, lmao.
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Female 255
Did he remind anyone else of Chris Farley??? Man...that was weird.
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Male 133
I used to work with a girl who pronounced "tents" as "tints" and "pen" as "pin" ...it used to piss me off so bad. 5 times a day I`d hear, "Hey can I use your pin real quick?" SHUT THE drat UP!
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Male 12
This is a whole lot better than what they usually say at church... trust me i know!!!

ROFLROFLROFLROFL
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Female 536
Well, he certainly sounds sexually frustrated, what with all the sweating and grunting and awkward laughing...and who the hell pronounces "tents" like that?! Sounded like "tits" both ways.
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Male 3,915
that was hard to watch...so awkward...and grunty...
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Male 50
my favorite is "cheese and rice!"
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Female 4,359
so it was on tape, does he still have a job? and where deos pinching tits come into it anyway? maybe church is more exciting than i have been informed.
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Male 1,220
Pinch his tets, pitch his tents, I`ve done this same thing before...
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Male 1,151
old
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Female 511
just add religion and all of a sudden it`s OK to leave your kids with sick f*cks like this
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Male 422
@TKD
Oh yea, because Christians are always the drug dealer that live on the corner of your block. They`re are always the underachievers in society who do nothing. When has a Christian ever done anything good for this world? I mean they are such a small minority we should just get rid of them all.
(cue the sarcasm)
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Male 19
I`m thinking the dude has Tourette`s syndrome. Wonder how long it was before he picked up the guitar and smashed it into the floor...
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Male 4,807
Well... that was Titillating.
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Male 7,378
People waste their Sundays on this drivel.
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Male 99
I once got reprimanded at work for swearing when i said `ohh crikey`
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Female 1,199
"He`s either high, an ex drug user (who used way too many drugs) or a christian...it`s hard to differentiate them. "

Haha oh yes! Keep those Christian jokes coming! They never ever get old!

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Male 4,793
He`s either high, an ex drug user (who used way too many drugs) or a christian...it`s hard to differentiate them.

on another note, ever wonder where the words `gosh` and `jeesh` came from? it`s kind alike saying `God!` in an angry tone is blasphemy, right? and `shhh` means stop talking, so put the two together and you get gosh! same for jesus and jeesh.
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Male 1,108
Baalthazaq, trust me no-one and I mean NO-ONE, ever says cor blimey here anymore. I don`t think anyone ever did. God bless Dick Van Dyke. Bless him with an icepick.
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Male 7,611
the lisp was funnier than anything
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Female 394
Pastor bob seems blazed :D and of course horny^^
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Female 299
really old but still funny!
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Male 15,832
Gee, and after he went to so much trouble to dress for the occasion...

And some other euphemisms for blasphemy:
Jeepers creepers!
Jeeminy criminy!
Gee whiz!
Jeez Louise!
Golly!
Gosh darn it!
Dag nab it!
Goll dang it!
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Male 1,054
pastor is talking about a man - Lott

pinching his tits/pitching his tent

the first is overtly sexual and the second is slang for getting an erection

someone has a secret
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Female 1,682
Bahahaha. Oh god, that is hilarious. And wow @ him getting so mad >.>
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Male 1,297
roid rage? stage fright? little of both?
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Female 3,562
If I saw a guy acting like him on the street I`d call the cops to take him away to the crazy house.
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Male 176
Haha! well I guess we are all human after all :P everybody loves tits even pastors :D
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Male 25,416
o dear * facepalm*
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Female 163
i think he was high. he acted stoned or drunk to me
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Male 112
He looks out of his face.
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Male 10,440
All I heard was "pitching his tits" over and over.
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Male 208
it sure is alikabul :|
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Male 4,547
Not really ironic.

It would be taking God`s name in vain to say "Jesus Christ!" or "For God sake", that`s where most of these phrases come from. As substitutions so you don`t need to blaspheme.

Holy cow (or Holy mink in some parts of Scotland)
Geez. (Jesus)
Goodbye. (God be with you).
Going British:
Cor Blimey (Adapted from "God blind me").

Just off the top of my head. Some might be apocryphal.
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Female 547
That`s what you get when something as natural as sex becomes taboo.
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Male 695
Ironic that he yelled out "HOLY COW!"
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Male 12
Oh Gawd, that was funny. In his defense, if I had a nickle for every time I had a moment of verbal dyslexia I`d have....well, about 30 cents. It`s the context that made me laugh. Common happening without any meaning...or he really likes nipple play.
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Male 50
Nidonemo... Chrisopher Titus was a stand-up comedian well before and well after his sit-com. He actually has a very funny special (title has something to do with love) that I just saw on Comedy Central not long ago.
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Female 2,352
Yeah the moment of realization is the best. I like how he tried to cover. He should have just been like tits? I said tents you damn perverted sinners buuuuurrrn!!
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Male 864
How do you pitch a tint?

Also, dewd needs to get laid.
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Male 336
The look he got when he realized what he said was absolutely priceless. His eyes looked like they were about to pop out of his head.
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Male 2,033
Oh my gosh he said `tits, sinner, sinner!
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Male 9,306
RobSwindol, I`m shocked that anyone even remembered that show from Fox...shocked that I remember him at ALL. o_O
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Male 2,521
He`s like the Chris Titus of pastors!
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Male 9,306
Guy looks like he needs to rub one out reaaaallly bad.
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Male 392
I guess he`s the one pitching a tent.
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Male 272
roid rage?
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Female 1,894
hes like the broo of all pastors! haha he got a little too worked up about tits.
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Female 9,475
Link: Pastor Has Bewbs On The Brain [Rate Link] - That`s a whole lot of pent-up sexual frustration there, pal.
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