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Date: 04/10/10 04:01 PM

49 Responses to Pastor Has Bewbs On The Brain

  1. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Link: Pastor Has Bewbs On The Brain - That`s a whole lot of pent-up sexual frustration there, pal.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    hes like the broo of all pastors! haha he got a little too worked up about tits.
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    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    roid rage?
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    Bremir Male 18-29
    392 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    I guess he`s the one pitching a tent.
  5. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Guy looks like he needs to rub one out reaaaallly bad.
  6. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    He`s like the Chris Titus of pastors!
  7. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    RobSwindol, I`m shocked that anyone even remembered that show from Fox...shocked that I remember him at ALL. o_O
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Oh my gosh he said `tits, sinner, sinner!
  9. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    The look he got when he realized what he said was absolutely priceless. His eyes looked like they were about to pop out of his head.
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    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    How do you pitch a tint?

    Also, dewd needs to get laid.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Yeah the moment of realization is the best. I like how he tried to cover. He should have just been like tits? I said tents you damn perverted sinners buuuuurrrn!!
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    dante8o Male 30-39
    50 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Nidonemo... Chrisopher Titus was a stand-up comedian well before and well after his sit-com. He actually has a very funny special (title has something to do with love) that I just saw on Comedy Central not long ago.
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    Nemorach Male 30-39
    12 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    Oh Gawd, that was funny. In his defense, if I had a nickle for every time I had a moment of verbal dyslexia I`d have....well, about 30 cents. It`s the context that made me laugh. Common happening without any meaning...or he really likes nipple play.
  14. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Ironic that he yelled out "HOLY COW!"
  15. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    That`s what you get when something as natural as sex becomes taboo.
  16. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    April 10, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    Not really ironic.

    It would be taking God`s name in vain to say "Jesus Christ!" or "For God sake", that`s where most of these phrases come from. As substitutions so you don`t need to blaspheme.

    Holy cow (or Holy mink in some parts of Scotland)
    Geez. (Jesus)
    Goodbye. (God be with you).
    Going British:
    Cor Blimey (Adapted from "God blind me").

    Just off the top of my head. Some might be apocryphal.
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    xKrazyKoalax Male 18-29
    208 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    it sure is alikabul :|
  18. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 10, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    All I heard was "pitching his tits" over and over.
  19. Profile photo of cheezer
    cheezer Male 18-29
    112 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    He looks out of his face.
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    christchex97 Female 18-29
    163 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    i think he was high. he acted stoned or drunk to me
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    o dear * facepalm*
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    lastrogue Male 18-29
    176 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Haha! well I guess we are all human after all :P everybody loves tits even pastors :D
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    If I saw a guy acting like him on the street I`d call the cops to take him away to the crazy house.
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    roid rage? stage fright? little of both?
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    April 10, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    Bahahaha. Oh god, that is hilarious. And wow @ him getting so mad >.>
  26. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    pastor is talking about a man - Lott

    pinching his tits/pitching his tent

    the first is overtly sexual and the second is slang for getting an erection

    someone has a secret
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    Gee, and after he went to so much trouble to dress for the occasion...

    And some other euphemisms for blasphemy:
    Jeepers creepers!
    Jeeminy criminy!
    Gee whiz!
    Jeez Louise!
    Golly!
    Gosh darn it!
    Dag nab it!
    Goll dang it!
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    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    really old but still funny!
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    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    Pastor bob seems blazed :D and of course horny^^
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 12:26 am
    the lisp was funnier than anything
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2010 at 12:44 am
    Baalthazaq, trust me no-one and I mean NO-ONE, ever says cor blimey here anymore. I don`t think anyone ever did. God bless Dick Van Dyke. Bless him with an icepick.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:16 am
    He`s either high, an ex drug user (who used way too many drugs) or a christian...it`s hard to differentiate them.

    on another note, ever wonder where the words `gosh` and `jeesh` came from? it`s kind alike saying `God!` in an angry tone is blasphemy, right? and `shhh` means stop talking, so put the two together and you get gosh! same for jesus and jeesh.
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:45 am
    "He`s either high, an ex drug user (who used way too many drugs) or a christian...it`s hard to differentiate them. "

    Haha oh yes! Keep those Christian jokes coming! They never ever get old!

    |:|
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    johnhgough Male 40-49
    99 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 2:58 am
    I once got reprimanded at work for swearing when i said `ohh crikey`
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 4:53 am
    People waste their Sundays on this drivel.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 5:46 am
    Well... that was Titillating.
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    psychrow Male 40-49
    19 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 5:47 am
    I`m thinking the dude has Tourette`s syndrome. Wonder how long it was before he picked up the guitar and smashed it into the floor...
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    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 6:22 am
    @TKD
    Oh yea, because Christians are always the drug dealer that live on the corner of your block. They`re are always the underachievers in society who do nothing. When has a Christian ever done anything good for this world? I mean they are such a small minority we should just get rid of them all.
    (cue the sarcasm)
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    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 8:01 am
    just add religion and all of a sudden it`s OK to leave your kids with sick f*cks like this
  40. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1044 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 9:45 am
    old
  41. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Pinch his tets, pitch his tents, I`ve done this same thing before...
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    so it was on tape, does he still have a job? and where deos pinching tits come into it anyway? maybe church is more exciting than i have been informed.
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    dante8o Male 30-39
    50 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    my favorite is "cheese and rice!"
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    that was hard to watch...so awkward...and grunty...
  45. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    Well, he certainly sounds sexually frustrated, what with all the sweating and grunting and awkward laughing...and who the hell pronounces "tents" like that?! Sounded like "tits" both ways.
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    LOLJesus Male 30-39
    12 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    This is a whole lot better than what they usually say at church... trust me i know!!!

    ROFLROFLROFLROFL
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    WhoaHeyDude Male 18-29
    133 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 8:29 am
    I used to work with a girl who pronounced "tents" as "tints" and "pen" as "pin" ...it used to piss me off so bad. 5 times a day I`d hear, "Hey can I use your pin real quick?" SHUT THE drat UP!
  48. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 2:33 am
    Did he remind anyone else of Chris Farley??? Man...that was weird.
  49. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Pitching tents is just as bad, lmao.

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