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Date: 04/29/10 12:30 PM

64 Responses to Ostrich Attacks Kid!

  1. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
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    April 26, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    Link: Ostrich Attacks Kid! - An ostrich attacks a little girl on a pony then gets its ass kicked by the girl.`s father.
  2. Profile photo of Monosandalos
    Monosandalos Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2010 at 10:04 am
    lol...
    Kid vs. Ostrich: 0-1
    Dad vs. Ostrich: Some good kicking and feathers missing
  3. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    that was just cruel!
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    agl126 Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    a variation of this happened to me with an emu (australian equivalent of ostrich..more aggressive). im still poo scared of them.
  5. Profile photo of Sh0rtEe
    Sh0rtEe Male 13-17
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    April 29, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    haha i like how the ostrich runs away at the end.
  6. Profile photo of Sh0rtEe
    Sh0rtEe Male 13-17
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    April 29, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    hahaha and the (pony/horse) is like, "you`re on your own, kid."
  7. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    The dad didn`t hustle too fast to save his kid, but GD, he sure did some kinda hustle over that ostrich`s ass!
  8. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    CURB STOMP THAT OSTRICH! YEAH!. And the horse was like, drat this poo, that damn human was all over my back, I wanted that ostrich to eat it.
  9. Profile photo of izzylovesian
    izzylovesian Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    i feel really bad for laughing at that but that really made me laugh lots lol
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    PETA phone number:
    757-622-7382.
  11. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    April 29, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    LOL at kid falling of horse and then cries because of the ostrich....
    That right there is what Nightmares are made of!
  12. Profile photo of Kleidermotte
    Kleidermotte Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    I laughed so hard! First i laughed about the poor kid getting beaten up by the bird; and while giggling i saw this bird getting kicked back into the screen by the father and i almost had a nose/beer-shower :D
    Take that wannabe-birds aka "ostrich"!
  13. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    April 29, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    "that was just cruel!"
    So cruel saving your own child from being attacked by an animal!
  14. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    @Tinkerbellio: You are a drating PeTA sympathizer and and idiot!

    That ostrich got off light. I would have eaten one of it`s eggs right in front of it, then ripped it`s drating head off with a dull steak knife.
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    ha ha ha! thats funny!
  16. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    I couldn`t stop laughing and I feel so guilty now. I`m all for protecting animals but that ostrich was asking for it. Same thing for those goddamn Canadian geese that hiss at me...I hate them so much.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    April 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    O M G - that kid screaming and crawling on the ground in front of the ostrich is HILARIOUS! I probably shouldn`t enjoy it so much, but I can`t stop a laughing at it.
  18. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Look, I love animals, and think PETA`s heart is in the right place, but its not cruel to fight off an attacking animal. If a dog attacks my dog, and I think its going to really hurt her, I`ll kick its ass, maybe shoot it depending on the breed and how vicious it is.
  19. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    give me a break tinkerbellio.... the ostrich chased the kid then attacked him. All the father did was give him a couple kicks in the arse to set him straight.

    cruel would have been dragging him by the neck to the chopping block...mmm ostrich burger.

    also father should have let his kid fend for himself just a tad longer.
  20. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Not to mention, we don`t really know what the dad did, looks like he just shoved it down until it got scared and ran.
  21. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    PETA can`t bitch about this.

    The Ostrich got off light.

    Had this been in nature, that Ostrich would have been something`s lunch if it f*cked with another animals kid.

    That said...

    Lol. Just lol.
  22. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    goaliejerry, I agree with just about everything you said, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don`t base a dog`s personality on what it`s breed is. I work in the veterinary field and have worked with dogs for a few years now and I can`t stand when people say that dogs like pit bulls are all bad cuz of the breed (just an example). Dogs are made bad by the people who raise them to be that way. Yes, they have the potential to act in the way that fits the stereotype, but if you treat them right and give them the love they deserve, they`ll be good to you.
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    I`m trying to think of something more intelligent than "LMAO", but I`ve got nothing. Sometimes I wonder if I belong on I-A-B.
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    By the way, that pony is a pussy.
  25. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    Stupid ostrich.
  26. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    I didn`t even see the ostrich do anything. Cry baby...
  27. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
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    April 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    I am crushing your head....flat head.
  28. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    He was stalking...
    He had murder in his eyes...
  29. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    April 29, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Dumb kid. First she falls off the horse, then she CRAWLS like a stupid little baby. The ostrich should have smacked her a good one.
  30. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    That ostrich looked oh so guilty storming off at the end. I lol`d very very hard.
  31. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    i would have eaten that ostrich. We would have done it as a family, telling the story of the day around the dinner table.
  32. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    he`s talking a very deep german/austrian dialect and is saying something like "Grab on to it, pull tight" and he means the pony`s saddle
  33. Profile photo of PaganMomBlog
    PaganMomBlog Female 30-39
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    April 29, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    It`s a donkey not a pony.
  34. Profile photo of sherrychick
    sherrychick Female 18-29
    126 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    LOL poor kid but this is hilarious
  35. Profile photo of radishboy
    radishboy Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    I`m sure some PETA non-nice individual is going to try and assassinate the father for attacking the ostrich. silly PETA people. I prefer PITA myself, (made into an ostrich gyro.)
  36. Profile photo of jtandtauna
    jtandtauna Female 18-29
    86 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    I feel bad for the ostrich.
  37. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
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    April 29, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    oooooh, that was good, I do feel bad for the girl however.
  38. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Rouge ostrich or farm raised? If it is farm raised and the dad allowed his child to play in the same area as the ostrich the dads a dumb ass.
  39. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    They left the best part out, probably because of PETA
    PETA bastards, go eat your fungus
  40. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    hmm... i don`t like the way the guy kicked the bird that was probably doing what it`s instincts told it to do, but if i were a parent and i saw that i probably couldn`t hold myself back either. On the other hand, that guy is stupid for having ostriches loose, those things can get nasty, as seen in video above.
  41. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    but i love how the ostrich is like "poo poo poo poo!!! as it`s running away.
  42. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    That`s one stupid chick
  43. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    AWWWWW thats gotta be really scary for a little kid.

    I feel bad that the ostrich got hurt, although he probably didnt kick it too hard because it is able to run away like hell.

    I like the way it runs away, it looks almost comical.
  44. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    ostrich`s are mean, tried to feed one at cyprus garden or somewhere and they would try and peck the hell out of you
  45. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    Ostriches are only good for one thing, dinner.
  46. Profile photo of Exsilium
    Exsilium Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    That is the precise essence of getting: owned.
  47. Profile photo of HornyPanda
    HornyPanda Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    HAHAHA I couldn`t stop laughing when she was just crawling away and the ostrich was just RIGHT BEHIND HER hahahahaha ahhh ... good to see dad kicked it`s ass back.
  48. Profile photo of Armydillo
    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    Really? Nobody`s said it yet?
    DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!
  49. Profile photo of Zerj
    Zerj Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    To me it looked like the ostrich was trying to pick her up so it was all a misunderstanding.
  50. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    didn`t he call "thomas"? i thought she was a boy. anyway, the kid`s riding the pony and her/his hair is waving with the wind, looking all charismatic and a moment later she/he starts crawling in the mud crying her/his ass off.

    lol
  51. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2010 at 12:31 am
    Is it sad that I feel more bad for the ostrich o.O
  52. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2010 at 12:48 am
    @KittenCereal: Yes.
  53. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2010 at 12:54 am
    "Dumb kid. First she falls off the horse, then she CRAWLS like a stupid little baby. The ostrich should have smacked her a good one."

    You do realise she is JUST a child, right? >.>
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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2010 at 4:03 am
    "duffytoler
    Male, 40-49, Midwest US
    1669 Posts Thursday, April 29, 2010 3:17:34 PM
    Dumb kid. First she falls off the horse, then she CRAWLS like a stupid little baby. The ostrich should have smacked her a good one."

    Please die of face cancer.
  55. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2010 at 4:48 am
    surely this is a qualifier for dad of the year?

    An Ostrich could kill a small kid and can outrun some stumpy pony. So daddy was pretty stupid if her let the two be in close proximo, then when his kid is on the deck gettin pwned he shuffles along like a lard arse when he should be running.

    Ostrich didn`t deserve a shoe-ing, daddy did.
  56. Profile photo of Dylan_Dog
    Dylan_Dog Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2010 at 4:50 am
    @KittenCereal: No. I do too.
  57. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2010 at 4:51 am
    "It`s a donkey not a pony"

    Nope it`s a pony.
  58. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    wow... that`s only the third time I have seen a girl riding a pony being chased by an ostrich
  59. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    LOL! ostrich running away is too funny!
  60. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    that pwnkey knows whats up
  61. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    May 1, 2010 at 1:13 am
    I`d have kicked its ass too. Bird wouldn`t a known what hit it. Major kudos to dad.
  62. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    May 2, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    dammit! removed?! i wanted to see an ostrich get its ass kicked!
  63. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    @idiotfilter - i second that!!!
  64. Profile photo of sugarhyped
    sugarhyped Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    video of ostrich

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