Ostrich Attacks Kid!

Submitted by: Uncle_T 7 years ago in Funny

An ostrich attacks a little girl on a pony then gets its ass kicked by the girl."s father.
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Female 329
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Male 153
@idiotfilter - i second that!!!
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Male 3,915
dammit! removed?! i wanted to see an ostrich get its ass kicked!
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Male 12,138
I`d have kicked its ass too. Bird wouldn`t a known what hit it. Major kudos to dad.
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Male 496
that pwnkey knows whats up
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Female 397
LOL! ostrich running away is too funny!
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Male 1,598
wow... that`s only the third time I have seen a girl riding a pony being chased by an ostrich
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Male 2,220
"It`s a donkey not a pony"

Nope it`s a pony.
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Male 63
@KittenCereal: No. I do too.
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Male 2,220
surely this is a qualifier for dad of the year?

An Ostrich could kill a small kid and can outrun some stumpy pony. So daddy was pretty stupid if her let the two be in close proximo, then when his kid is on the deck gettin pwned he shuffles along like a lard arse when he should be running.

Ostrich didn`t deserve a shoe-ing, daddy did.
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Male 500
"duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1669 Posts Thursday, April 29, 2010 3:17:34 PM
Dumb kid. First she falls off the horse, then she CRAWLS like a stupid little baby. The ostrich should have smacked her a good one."

Please die of face cancer.
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Female 1,199
"Dumb kid. First she falls off the horse, then she CRAWLS like a stupid little baby. The ostrich should have smacked her a good one."

You do realise she is JUST a child, right? >.>
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Female 1,199
@KittenCereal: Yes.
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Female 956
Is it sad that I feel more bad for the ostrich o.O
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Female 877
didn`t he call "thomas"? i thought she was a boy. anyway, the kid`s riding the pony and her/his hair is waving with the wind, looking all charismatic and a moment later she/he starts crawling in the mud crying her/his ass off.

lol
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Male 118
To me it looked like the ostrich was trying to pick her up so it was all a misunderstanding.
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Male 138
Really? Nobody`s said it yet?
DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!
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Male 213
HAHAHA I couldn`t stop laughing when she was just crawling away and the ostrich was just RIGHT BEHIND HER hahahahaha ahhh ... good to see dad kicked it`s ass back.
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Male 134
That is the precise essence of getting: owned.
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Male 967
Ostriches are only good for one thing, dinner.
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Female 1,604
ostrich`s are mean, tried to feed one at cyprus garden or somewhere and they would try and peck the hell out of you
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Female 3,828
AWWWWW thats gotta be really scary for a little kid.

I feel bad that the ostrich got hurt, although he probably didnt kick it too hard because it is able to run away like hell.

I like the way it runs away, it looks almost comical.
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Male 604
That`s one stupid chick
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Female 3,598
but i love how the ostrich is like "poo poo poo poo!!! as it`s running away.
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Female 3,598
hmm... i don`t like the way the guy kicked the bird that was probably doing what it`s instincts told it to do, but if i were a parent and i saw that i probably couldn`t hold myself back either. On the other hand, that guy is stupid for having ostriches loose, those things can get nasty, as seen in video above.
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Male 1,222
They left the best part out, probably because of PETA
PETA bastards, go eat your fungus
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Male 1,404
Rouge ostrich or farm raised? If it is farm raised and the dad allowed his child to play in the same area as the ostrich the dads a dumb ass.
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Male 1,023
oooooh, that was good, I do feel bad for the girl however.
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Female 86
I feel bad for the ostrich.
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Male 46
I`m sure some PETA non-nice individual is going to try and assassinate the father for attacking the ostrich. silly PETA people. I prefer PITA myself, (made into an ostrich gyro.)
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Female 126
LOL poor kid but this is hilarious
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Female 48
It`s a donkey not a pony.
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Male 642
he`s talking a very deep german/austrian dialect and is saying something like "Grab on to it, pull tight" and he means the pony`s saddle
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Male 678
i would have eaten that ostrich. We would have done it as a family, telling the story of the day around the dinner table.
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Male 1,256
That ostrich looked oh so guilty storming off at the end. I lol`d very very hard.
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Male 5,194
Dumb kid. First she falls off the horse, then she CRAWLS like a stupid little baby. The ostrich should have smacked her a good one.
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Male 965
He was stalking...
He had murder in his eyes...
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Female 857
I am crushing your head....flat head.
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Female 547
I didn`t even see the ostrich do anything. Cry baby...
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Male 10,440
Stupid ostrich.
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Female 665
By the way, that pony is a pussy.
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Female 665
I`m trying to think of something more intelligent than "LMAO", but I`ve got nothing. Sometimes I wonder if I belong on I-A-B.
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Female 843
goaliejerry, I agree with just about everything you said, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don`t base a dog`s personality on what it`s breed is. I work in the veterinary field and have worked with dogs for a few years now and I can`t stand when people say that dogs like pit bulls are all bad cuz of the breed (just an example). Dogs are made bad by the people who raise them to be that way. Yes, they have the potential to act in the way that fits the stereotype, but if you treat them right and give them the love they deserve, they`ll be good to you.
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Male 3,482
PETA can`t bitch about this.

The Ostrich got off light.

Had this been in nature, that Ostrich would have been something`s lunch if it f*cked with another animals kid.

That said...

Lol. Just lol.
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Male 4,014
Not to mention, we don`t really know what the dad did, looks like he just shoved it down until it got scared and ran.
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Male 487
give me a break tinkerbellio.... the ostrich chased the kid then attacked him. All the father did was give him a couple kicks in the arse to set him straight.

cruel would have been dragging him by the neck to the chopping block...mmm ostrich burger.

also father should have let his kid fend for himself just a tad longer.
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Male 4,014
Look, I love animals, and think PETA`s heart is in the right place, but its not cruel to fight off an attacking animal. If a dog attacks my dog, and I think its going to really hurt her, I`ll kick its ass, maybe shoot it depending on the breed and how vicious it is.
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Female 4,039
O M G - that kid screaming and crawling on the ground in front of the ostrich is HILARIOUS! I probably shouldn`t enjoy it so much, but I can`t stop a laughing at it.
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Female 331
I couldn`t stop laughing and I feel so guilty now. I`m all for protecting animals but that ostrich was asking for it. Same thing for those goddamn Canadian geese that hiss at me...I hate them so much.
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Male 25,417
ha ha ha! thats funny!
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Male 10,338
@Tinkerbellio: You are a drating PeTA sympathizer and and idiot!

That ostrich got off light. I would have eaten one of it`s eggs right in front of it, then ripped it`s drating head off with a dull steak knife.
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Male 4,680
"that was just cruel!"
So cruel saving your own child from being attacked by an animal!
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Male 168
I laughed so hard! First i laughed about the poor kid getting beaten up by the bird; and while giggling i saw this bird getting kicked back into the screen by the father and i almost had a nose/beer-shower :D
Take that wannabe-birds aka "ostrich"!
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Male 4,807
LOL at kid falling of horse and then cries because of the ostrich....
That right there is what Nightmares are made of!
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Male 15,510
PETA phone number:
757-622-7382.
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Female 87
i feel really bad for laughing at that but that really made me laugh lots lol
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Male 773
CURB STOMP THAT OSTRICH! YEAH!. And the horse was like, drat this poo, that damn human was all over my back, I wanted that ostrich to eat it.
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Male 1,610
The dad didn`t hustle too fast to save his kid, but GD, he sure did some kinda hustle over that ostrich`s ass!
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Male 47
hahaha and the (pony/horse) is like, "you`re on your own, kid."
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Male 47
haha i like how the ostrich runs away at the end.
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Male 51
a variation of this happened to me with an emu (australian equivalent of ostrich..more aggressive). im still poo scared of them.
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Female 1,001
that was just cruel!
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Male 290
lol...
Kid vs. Ostrich: 0-1
Dad vs. Ostrich: Some good kicking and feathers missing
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Male 485
Link: Ostrich Attacks Kid! [Rate Link] - An ostrich attacks a little girl on a pony then gets its ass kicked by the girl.`s father.
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