Notice To All Overweight People... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

The world is against you...
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Male 194
mmm five guys, best burgers ever.
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Male 25,416
In life you have to make the tough choices!
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Female 5
haha
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Male 11
Holy Balls!! Is that in Centerville OH.?
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Female 108
Anyone for Chiptole-a-way!
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Female 3,828
im hungry now..
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Female 1,048
the second rule of Fat Club is: if you see a sista in the fast food line you don`t tell the person running the club!
All those temples to cholesterol are making me hungry!
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Male 286
mmm, five guys, need some greaseburger now.
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Female 2,352
That`s gotta be temping as hell for those fatties. .
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Male 619
duffytoler - "Jenny Craig, Curves and the rest don`t even bother to get people to lose weight (they found they lost customers that way). What they are is like some kind of "fat club"."

The first rule of Fat Club is you do not talk about Fat Club.

The second rule of Fat Club is...... Um, I`m not sure how to end this sentence.
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Male 5,194
Jenny Craig, Curves and the rest don`t even bother to get people to lose weight (they found they lost customers that way). What they are is like some kind of "fat club".
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Male 833
actually ive been eating whatever i want my whole life and i drop it naturally, i just know itll slow down when i get older.
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Male 2
to jennybenny73
i drive past that almost everyday.
Theres also a jacks aquarium to the left of the chipotle not included in the picture
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Female 52
Whoa, Siyanor! D: Don`t worry, you`ll shed those pounds one day! Until then, don`t blame your body for the fact that you can`t lose weight. :( Because despite what you`re wishing, normal-sized people do not get/stay that way because of good metabolism alone. It`s sad, but nobody can eat whatever they want, no matter how one`s metabolism is.
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Female 1,062
"fancylady, are you so utterly moronic that you think diet significantly affects weight? The largest impact on weight is biological. If you`re normal weight with a normal metabolic rate, you would have to eat 3000+ calories per day to gain and retain a single pound."

Spoken like someone insecure about his weight. You`re delusional if you think diet has nothing to do with it.
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Female 646
green punch buggy no punch backs! *punches odc*
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Female 318
I know.... :(
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Male 1,184
fancylady, are you so utterly moronic that you think diet significantly affects weight? The largest impact on weight is biological. If you`re normal weight with a normal metabolic rate, you would have to eat 3000+ calories per day to gain and retain a single pound.
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Male 149
Good business all comes down to one thing--location, location, location
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Female 343
Ryan, seems like two years or so ago, we started hearing about Five Guys and didn`t know what it was. Then they started popping up all over the place where I live. Thank goodness, because we LOVE them. Best burgers in town. Btw, one of them is also sitting right next to a gym lol and the people working out next door have windows in front of them so they can see the customers in Five Guys eating at the same time lol. Talk about motivation to work out lol.
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Male 177
Jenny Craig = Weight loss center
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Male 342
Here in Sacramento, there`s also a Jenny Craig that is right next door to a Quiznos LOL
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Male 1,803
For the benefit of us Europeans, what`s Jenny Craig? I get what the other two are...
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Male 48
I congratulate five guys on their acute business sense =D That`s how it`s done
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Male 109
@RyanHake - Nope we got them in Jersey and I know there in Maryland too :)
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Male 2,690
Where is this? Because I thought Five-guys was only in Texas or something like that lol
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Male 1,540
""
Notice to all Overweight People.....eat some salad you fat drats"

If you add dressing (which most people do), there are more calories in a salad than in a hamburger."

Why, yes, of course, if you dump dressing all over your salad and then throw on a little more just in case. Then of course it depends on what kind of dressing you`re using. Or you can be like me and not put dressing on your salad.
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Female 290
Epic placement. :D
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Male 1,226
"
Notice to all Overweight People.....eat some salad you fat drats"

If you add dressing (which most people do), there are more calories in a salad than in a hamburger.
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Male 504
@Yadafyn It is in between two restaurants. Or you don`t know what Jenny Craig. Jenny Craig is a dieting program that gives you meal s and stuff. I imagine the food is horrible so the two restaurants are teasing the dieter with good food. Now do you get it?
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Male 2,440
[quote]a plus-sized lingerie store[/quote]

Ahahahahahahahaha Why? Just... why?! xD
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Female 190
I don`t get it... Do I need to be American to do so?
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Male 953
Man salad isn`t food...that`s what food eats.

I love Five Guy`s, it`s no Harry`s but it`s still great. :)
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Male 4,867
Notice to all Overweight People.....eat some salad you fat drats
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Female 1,682
Wow xD Also, om nom nom Chipotle. I had some of that yesterday. It was delicious xD
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Female 4,039
I`ve never tried Chipolte and since there are two comments here about it inducing anal bleeding, I think I will never go there.
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Male 213
@Rick_S

That was a surprisingly accurate analogy. You win one internet.
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Female 4
ha! i used to live a few blocks away from there! it is Fairborn, ohio. across the street from Wright State University!
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Male 3,315
I love the way that the fast food places (Five Guys---MMMMM) are HUGE and Jenny has to squeeze between them. Almost like she`s the skinny one in the middle seat stuck between two over weight middle aged guys with their ties loosened and their top button undone.
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Male 533
looks like ohio plates
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Male 156
dont forget your chipot-away for the blood stains in your underwear
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Male 440
That place looks familiar, was that pic taken in texas?
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Male 619
5 Guys irks me. I heard that they were awesome burgers, so I went and picked one up. Paid 6 bucks for the thing, got it home (45 minutes away) and took a bite. All I tasted was fixins, so I opened it up. No burger.

And as a fat man, I know that the world is against me.


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Male 970
i don`t get it and it pisses me off!
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Female 400
@shneeblefish:

I`ve got to disagree. Even if it`s technically just a "touch-up", I still personally think it`s rather considerable. And it`s obviously very noticeable when the pictures are side by side.
It`s not like they did just tiny, subtle changes.
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Male 509
yeah, it was britney
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Male 509
"Btw, Those models you see in magazines are photoshopped and even the models themselves can`t live up to those photos."

they`re not shopped that much... its not like the models are fat or anything. I think model`s `shops are usually just things like removing skin imperfections or making their thighs that little bit slimmer. Actually, wasn`t there a Britney Spears one (or someone like that) on here a few days ago?
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Male 436
mmmmm..... 5 guys french fries, soooo good.
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Male 17,512
SaiyanRocker: Yes
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Female 864
When are people going to get how simple weight loss is ? You can not be overweight if you eat every few hours quality whole foods nothing processed or packaged and nothing made from white sugar or white flour, drink lots of water and get off your ass.it is so easy to replace crap food with the fuel that your body needs and the healthy choices out there are amazing.if anyone out there is sick of diets change your life right now by eating clean! All it cost is your grocery bill probably less without having to pay for shiny packaging.
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Female 4,376
well i suppose that does suck for people with no will power. i`m on the heavy side myself but you don`t see me going across the street to dairy queen after exercising just cause it`s there.
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Female 831
lol this is in Ohio! where is this!? polaris-ish?
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Male 101
@CrakrJak So basically, it`s 1%.
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Female 4,028
Jenny`s surrounded by temptation!
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Male 17,512
Only 10% of the people that start a diet succeed in loosing their target weight. Only 10% of those people that succeed, Actually keep it off for 2 years.

The diet industry is a dismal failure and people keep feeding it their hard earned dollars in the unrealistic hope of becoming like the models they see in magazines.

Btw, Those models you see in magazines are photoshopped and even the models themselves can`t live up to those photos.
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Male 35
Holy crap I know that shopping center. A university is right across the road. Which place do you the students are going to?
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Female 3,562
This is almost as bad a place near me. There`s a Dunkin Donuts, a supermarket, a SUPER plus-sized store (REALLY REALLY PLUS SIZED), a plus-sized lingerie store, and then a Weight Watchers sandwiched in between.
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Male 690
i want chipotle with a side of heart disease please
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Male 430
@fancylad... We actually receive a letter telling us this as soon as we become clinically obese.
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Male 214
ugh. i love 5 guys, but the 5 guys near me is terrible. its a shame :_(
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Male 848
Chipotle...brb
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Male 3,060
Hey! Ohio!
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Male 55
OMG i so want chipotle now...
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Male 670
oh sweet, chipotles
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Female 330
@ Stane

haha i was just about to say that!! :)
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Male 549
@gothmo
"ew, chipotle..."

Leave the internets and never come back. Ever. That is blasphemy.
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Male 514
Chipotle is the best plus it started here in CO
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Male 894
vlaaa! chipotle`s! makes me wish i still lived in colorado. o wait, i was broke when i lived in colorado. but wait, i live back in nebraska now, and im still f**king broke! summer needs to get here faster
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Male 316
Be sure to have your Chipotlaway handy! :D
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Male 126
five guys FTW
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Female 536
I would say that Jenny Craig is the one who is against the horizontally challenged...for those who actually want to lose weight, they picked a location that`s bound to incite temptation and thus probably suck more business out of desperate people. And for the rest of us chubby Americans, they picked a location that is bound to make us feel guilty for enjoying one of life`s few pleasures. F*ck you, Jenny Craig.
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Male 1,184
I think part of it is the total area...Chipotle and Five Guys are both on far larger lots than Jenny Craig.
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Female 2,196
"@Mornaf

... That`s just drating stupid."

I`m pretty sure morn was just joking.
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Female 1,324
ew, chipotle...
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Male 63
that is some serious trial by fire...yuumm, five guys *drools on key board*
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Female 1,798
Chipotle = <3 <3 <3
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Male 55
@Mornaf

... That`s just drating stupid.
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Female 10
omg i ate five guys today! i love both of those places lol...im not fat!!
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Male 3,756
It`d be better if they had a mechanic that specialized in busted suspensions.
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Male 179
maybe the fact that there are two notoriously fattening restaurants and then in between them is Jenny Craig, a weight loss program, has something to do with it....but im just speculating.
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Male 95
what`s funny or interesting about this picture???
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Female 14
"hm..., I think this Pic is talking about the spaces between the cars. I mean, have you seen some fat people? they wouldn`t fit through there."

No its because the weight loss place (Jenny Craig) is between two not so healthy restaurants.
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Male 212
Weight loss organization next to restaurants. Probably not in their meal plan.
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Male 129
didnt get it...
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Male 15,510
Do I need to be American to get this?
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Male 820
hm..., I think this Pic is talking about the spaces between the cars. I mean, have you seen some fat people? they wouldn`t fit through there.
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Male 4,807
@ cuchulainn... umm ok.
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Male 243
i like chipotle and all but i wish i wouldnt have bloody diarrhea every time i had it :(
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Male 9,306
cuchulainn you slut! :D
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Male 1,054
"the world is against you" doesn`t make any sense - does it mean that diet centers are invading even strip malls full of greasy fatty food or that people going to Jenny Craig will face temptation


Would have made more sense as "the odds are against you" since the photo is a case of two against one
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Male 61
i love five guys, dratin bag of fries maaan...
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Female 195
Weren`t you sore the morning after, cuchulainn?
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Male 153
@cuchulainn

I see what you did there
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Male 2,034
@cuchulainn: I see what you did there.
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Male 22
@djlazar Jenny Craig is a weight loss place, and it`s right next to Chipotle (burrito place), and 5 Guys (really good burgers).
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Female 36
@djlazer: Jenny Craig is a weight loss "clinic." And it`s packed in between what I can only imagine are two places with possibly extremely unhealthy choices on their menu.
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Male 22
Omg! I live right next to this place! Maybe I`ve run into fancylad without even knowing it!
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Male 138
I had five guys once. it was awesome.
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Male 185
I don`t really get it...
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Male 19,888
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