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100 Responses to Notice To All Overweight People… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Link: Notice To All Overweight People... - The world is against you...
  2. Profile photo of djlazar
    djlazar Male 30-39
    185 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    I don`t really get it...
  3. Profile photo of cuchulainn
    cuchulainn Male 30-39
    138 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    I had five guys once. it was awesome.
  4. Profile photo of Manaan
    Manaan Male 13-17
    22 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    Omg! I live right next to this place! Maybe I`ve run into fancylad without even knowing it!
  5. Profile photo of therach
    therach Female 18-29
    36 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    @djlazer: Jenny Craig is a weight loss "clinic." And it`s packed in between what I can only imagine are two places with possibly extremely unhealthy choices on their menu.
  6. Profile photo of Manaan
    Manaan Male 13-17
    22 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    @djlazar Jenny Craig is a weight loss place, and it`s right next to Chipotle (burrito place), and 5 Guys (really good burgers).
  7. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    @cuchulainn: I see what you did there.
  8. Profile photo of MOTBO
    MOTBO Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    @cuchulainn

    I see what you did there
  9. Profile photo of xScalawag
    xScalawag Female 18-29
    195 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Weren`t you sore the morning after, cuchulainn?
  10. Profile photo of craphole
    craphole Male 18-29
    51 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    i love five guys, dratin bag of fries maaan...
  11. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    "the world is against you" doesn`t make any sense - does it mean that diet centers are invading even strip malls full of greasy fatty food or that people going to Jenny Craig will face temptation


    Would have made more sense as "the odds are against you" since the photo is a case of two against one
  12. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    cuchulainn you slut! :D
  13. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    i like chipotle and all but i wish i wouldnt have bloody diarrhea every time i had it :(
  14. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    @ cuchulainn... umm ok.
  15. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    hm..., I think this Pic is talking about the spaces between the cars. I mean, have you seen some fat people? they wouldn`t fit through there.
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    Do I need to be American to get this?
  17. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    didnt get it...
  18. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Weight loss organization next to restaurants. Probably not in their meal plan.
  19. Profile photo of Synysteremm
    Synysteremm Female 18-29
    14 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    "hm..., I think this Pic is talking about the spaces between the cars. I mean, have you seen some fat people? they wouldn`t fit through there."

    No its because the weight loss place (Jenny Craig) is between two not so healthy restaurants.
  20. Profile photo of alx-ndr
    alx-ndr Male 18-29
    95 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    what`s funny or interesting about this picture???
  21. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    maybe the fact that there are two notoriously fattening restaurants and then in between them is Jenny Craig, a weight loss program, has something to do with it....but im just speculating.
  22. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    It`d be better if they had a mechanic that specialized in busted suspensions.
  23. Profile photo of blahdeblah
    blahdeblah Female 18-29
    10 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    omg i ate five guys today! i love both of those places lol...im not fat!!
  24. Profile photo of Dark_Soloist
    Dark_Soloist Male 13-17
    55 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    @Mornaf

    ... That`s just drating stupid.
  25. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Chipotle = <3 <3 <3
  26. Profile photo of redcuber
    redcuber Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    that is some serious trial by fire...yuumm, five guys *drools on key board*
  27. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    ew, chipotle...
  28. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    "@Mornaf

    ... That`s just drating stupid."

    I`m pretty sure morn was just joking.
  29. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    I think part of it is the total area...Chipotle and Five Guys are both on far larger lots than Jenny Craig.
  30. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    I would say that Jenny Craig is the one who is against the horizontally challenged...for those who actually want to lose weight, they picked a location that`s bound to incite temptation and thus probably suck more business out of desperate people. And for the rest of us chubby Americans, they picked a location that is bound to make us feel guilty for enjoying one of life`s few pleasures. F*ck you, Jenny Craig.
  31. Profile photo of Jadavid
    Jadavid Male 18-29
    127 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    five guys FTW
  32. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Be sure to have your Chipotlaway handy! :D
  33. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    vlaaa! chipotle`s! makes me wish i still lived in colorado. o wait, i was broke when i lived in colorado. but wait, i live back in nebraska now, and im still f**king broke! summer needs to get here faster
  34. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    Chipotle is the best plus it started here in CO
  35. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    @gothmo
    "ew, chipotle..."

    Leave the internets and never come back. Ever. That is blasphemy.
  36. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    @ Stane

    haha i was just about to say that!! :)
  37. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    oh sweet, chipotles
  38. Profile photo of OzzyMerc
    OzzyMerc Male 30-39
    55 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    OMG i so want chipotle now...
  39. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    Hey! Ohio!
  40. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    Chipotle...brb
  41. Profile photo of dapaperboy
    dapaperboy Male 13-17
    214 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    ugh. i love 5 guys, but the 5 guys near me is terrible. its a shame :_(
  42. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    @fancylad... We actually receive a letter telling us this as soon as we become clinically obese.
  43. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    i want chipotle with a side of heart disease please
  44. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    This is almost as bad a place near me. There`s a Dunkin Donuts, a supermarket, a SUPER plus-sized store (REALLY REALLY PLUS SIZED), a plus-sized lingerie store, and then a Weight Watchers sandwiched in between.
  45. Profile photo of Black_August
    Black_August Male 18-29
    35 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    Holy crap I know that shopping center. A university is right across the road. Which place do you the students are going to?
  46. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Only 10% of the people that start a diet succeed in loosing their target weight. Only 10% of those people that succeed, Actually keep it off for 2 years.

    The diet industry is a dismal failure and people keep feeding it their hard earned dollars in the unrealistic hope of becoming like the models they see in magazines.

    Btw, Those models you see in magazines are photoshopped and even the models themselves can`t live up to those photos.
  47. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    Jenny`s surrounded by temptation!
  48. Profile photo of SaiyanRocker
    SaiyanRocker Male 18-29
    101 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    @CrakrJak So basically, it`s 1%.
  49. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    lol this is in Ohio! where is this!? polaris-ish?
  50. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    well i suppose that does suck for people with no will power. i`m on the heavy side myself but you don`t see me going across the street to dairy queen after exercising just cause it`s there.
  51. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 12:23 am
    When are people going to get how simple weight loss is ? You can not be overweight if you eat every few hours quality whole foods nothing processed or packaged and nothing made from white sugar or white flour, drink lots of water and get off your ass.it is so easy to replace crap food with the fuel that your body needs and the healthy choices out there are amazing.if anyone out there is sick of diets change your life right now by eating clean! All it cost is your grocery bill probably less without having to pay for shiny packaging.
  52. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 12:28 am
    SaiyanRocker: Yes
  53. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 1:10 am
    mmmmm..... 5 guys french fries, soooo good.
  54. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 1:51 am
    "Btw, Those models you see in magazines are photoshopped and even the models themselves can`t live up to those photos."

    they`re not shopped that much... its not like the models are fat or anything. I think model`s `shops are usually just things like removing skin imperfections or making their thighs that little bit slimmer. Actually, wasn`t there a Britney Spears one (or someone like that) on here a few days ago?
  55. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 1:58 am
    yeah, it was britney
  56. Profile photo of zekumi
    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 2:42 am
    @shneeblefish:

    I`ve got to disagree. Even if it`s technically just a "touch-up", I still personally think it`s rather considerable. And it`s obviously very noticeable when the pictures are side by side.
    It`s not like they did just tiny, subtle changes.
  57. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 4:16 am
    i don`t get it and it pisses me off!
  58. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 4:36 am
    5 Guys irks me. I heard that they were awesome burgers, so I went and picked one up. Paid 6 bucks for the thing, got it home (45 minutes away) and took a bite. All I tasted was fixins, so I opened it up. No burger.

    And as a fat man, I know that the world is against me.


  59. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 5:28 am
    That place looks familiar, was that pic taken in texas?
  60. Profile photo of Taipan
    Taipan Male 18-29
    156 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 5:58 am
    dont forget your chipot-away for the blood stains in your underwear
  61. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:07 am
    looks like ohio plates
  62. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:19 am
    I love the way that the fast food places (Five Guys---MMMMM) are HUGE and Jenny has to squeeze between them. Almost like she`s the skinny one in the middle seat stuck between two over weight middle aged guys with their ties loosened and their top button undone.
  63. Profile photo of jennybenny73
    jennybenny73 Female 30-39
    4 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:42 am
    ha! i used to live a few blocks away from there! it is Fairborn, ohio. across the street from Wright State University!
  64. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:46 am
    @Rick_S

    That was a surprisingly accurate analogy. You win one internet.
  65. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:13 am
    I`ve never tried Chipolte and since there are two comments here about it inducing anal bleeding, I think I will never go there.
  66. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:32 am
    Wow xD Also, om nom nom Chipotle. I had some of that yesterday. It was delicious xD
  67. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:35 am
    Notice to all Overweight People.....eat some salad you fat drats
  68. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Man salad isn`t food...that`s what food eats.

    I love Five Guy`s, it`s no Harry`s but it`s still great. :)
  69. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:43 am
    I don`t get it... Do I need to be American to do so?
  70. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:56 am
    a plus-sized lingerie store

    Ahahahahahahahaha Why? Just... why?! xD
  71. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 8:03 am
    @Yadafyn It is in between two restaurants. Or you don`t know what Jenny Craig. Jenny Craig is a dieting program that gives you meal s and stuff. I imagine the food is horrible so the two restaurants are teasing the dieter with good food. Now do you get it?
  72. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 8:37 am
    "
    Notice to all Overweight People.....eat some salad you fat drats"

    If you add dressing (which most people do), there are more calories in a salad than in a hamburger.
  73. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 8:50 am
    Epic placement. :D
  74. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 8:55 am
    ""
    Notice to all Overweight People.....eat some salad you fat drats"

    If you add dressing (which most people do), there are more calories in a salad than in a hamburger."

    Why, yes, of course, if you dump dressing all over your salad and then throw on a little more just in case. Then of course it depends on what kind of dressing you`re using. Or you can be like me and not put dressing on your salad.
  75. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Where is this? Because I thought Five-guys was only in Texas or something like that lol
  76. Profile photo of skirjames
    skirjames Male 18-29
    109 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 9:22 am
    @RyanHake - Nope we got them in Jersey and I know there in Maryland too :)
  77. Profile photo of JonathanFTW
    JonathanFTW Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 9:54 am
    I congratulate five guys on their acute business sense =D That`s how it`s done
  78. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 10:18 am
    For the benefit of us Europeans, what`s Jenny Craig? I get what the other two are...
  79. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Here in Sacramento, there`s also a Jenny Craig that is right next door to a Quiznos LOL
  80. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 11:36 am
    Jenny Craig = Weight loss center
  81. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Ryan, seems like two years or so ago, we started hearing about Five Guys and didn`t know what it was. Then they started popping up all over the place where I live. Thank goodness, because we LOVE them. Best burgers in town. Btw, one of them is also sitting right next to a gym lol and the people working out next door have windows in front of them so they can see the customers in Five Guys eating at the same time lol. Talk about motivation to work out lol.
  82. Profile photo of jfactor
    jfactor Male 18-29
    149 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    Good business all comes down to one thing--location, location, location
  83. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    fancylady, are you so utterly moronic that you think diet significantly affects weight? The largest impact on weight is biological. If you`re normal weight with a normal metabolic rate, you would have to eat 3000+ calories per day to gain and retain a single pound.
  84. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    I know.... :(
  85. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    green punch buggy no punch backs! *punches odc*
  86. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    "fancylady, are you so utterly moronic that you think diet significantly affects weight? The largest impact on weight is biological. If you`re normal weight with a normal metabolic rate, you would have to eat 3000+ calories per day to gain and retain a single pound."

    Spoken like someone insecure about his weight. You`re delusional if you think diet has nothing to do with it.
  87. Profile photo of Nao_Mi
    Nao_Mi Female 18-29
    52 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Whoa, Siyanor! D: Don`t worry, you`ll shed those pounds one day! Until then, don`t blame your body for the fact that you can`t lose weight. :( Because despite what you`re wishing, normal-sized people do not get/stay that way because of good metabolism alone. It`s sad, but nobody can eat whatever they want, no matter how one`s metabolism is.
  88. Profile photo of iHateAll
    iHateAll Male 18-29
    2 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    to jennybenny73
    i drive past that almost everyday.
    Theres also a jacks aquarium to the left of the chipotle not included in the picture
  89. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    actually ive been eating whatever i want my whole life and i drop it naturally, i just know itll slow down when i get older.
  90. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    Jenny Craig, Curves and the rest don`t even bother to get people to lose weight (they found they lost customers that way). What they are is like some kind of "fat club".
  91. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    duffytoler - "Jenny Craig, Curves and the rest don`t even bother to get people to lose weight (they found they lost customers that way). What they are is like some kind of "fat club"."

    The first rule of Fat Club is you do not talk about Fat Club.

    The second rule of Fat Club is...... Um, I`m not sure how to end this sentence.
  92. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    That`s gotta be temping as hell for those fatties. .
  93. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    mmm, five guys, need some greaseburger now.
  94. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    the second rule of Fat Club is: if you see a sista in the fast food line you don`t tell the person running the club!
    All those temples to cholesterol are making me hungry!
  95. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    im hungry now..
  96. Profile photo of Cashaviola
    Cashaviola Female 18-29
    108 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Anyone for Chiptole-a-way!
  97. Profile photo of link14
    link14 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Holy Balls!! Is that in Centerville OH.?
  98. Profile photo of polkadot934
    polkadot934 Female 13-17
    5 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    haha
  99. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    In life you have to make the tough choices!
  100. Profile photo of najamesk1
    najamesk1 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    mmm five guys, best burgers ever.

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