New Toy Alert: Baby`s First Office Cubicle [Pic]

Submitted by: CrakrJak 7 years ago in Weird

"Hey son, let me introduce you to a soul-crushing indoctrination, just like your old man, even before kindergarten."
There are 36 comments:
Female 336
That`s not the Little Tikes cubicle! It`s the Little Tikes ICBM launch console! That toy is BADASS!
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Male 5
Yeah I`m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saaaaturday. Thanks.
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Male 8,302
`Baby` looks about 3-4 years old.
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Male 2,199
does it come with solitaire?
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Female 80
That swingline stapler comment...win.
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Male 1,629
ah i wish i was a kid now, the best thing fisher price had when i was a kid was the kitchen
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Female 1,324
besides the fact that its computerized now, there`s not much difference between an office cubicle for a boy and a kitchen thingy for a girl >> it`s probably just fun
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Female 536
wow toys suck ass now
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Female 229
It comes with a bonus Swingline Stapler.
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Male 446
"It says -printer jam-, Timmy. Now click on Mr. Cow to clear the machine. Did you not get the TPS memo on tuesday?"
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Male 436
Hmmm.... I wonder if he got the memo about the new cover sheets for the TPS reports.
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Female 1,043
i remember having a kitchen as a kid. :)
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Male 503
i had a work bench good times good times
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Female 9,475
lol, nice.
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Male 212
absolutely cruel.
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Male 2,056
nono, is for learning, not for torturing

i remember having a kitchen, a house, and a workbench like that
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Male 61
They have those at my camp for the little kids. Its just a Dell with kids games on it in there. Too old-school to be Japanese technology.
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Male 722
Must be in Japan...
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Male 286
thats gonna look good, abandoned in the basement, right next to the nordictrek and the stair master.
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Male 25,416
train them well!
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Female 2,352
What a boring toy. :3
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Female 169
is that a printer on the other side?
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Male 794
i hate my cubicle :( its not as colorful as the one in the picture
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Female 3,828
meh
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Male 1,195
As soon as you turn your back, that kid`s gonna be looking up porn.
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Female 1,001
Ahh what every kid aspires to do..

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Male 253
lol
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Female 3,574
Eh. I also don`t get what is so bad about cubicle jobs. I am a graphic designer and I work in a cubicle, but I love my job. I get to be creative and artistic and stretch my imagination with every new project. Plus, my chair is comfy and my cubicle walls let me check IAB without the boss knowing :P
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Male 2,125
$2000 for a head start on what hell is going to be like? No thanks. I`d rather pay that much to enjoy staying out of that hell hole.
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Male 15,510
9 more examples of this here
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Male 2,549
Hahaha_ I am SO getting this for my son!

Oh wait, $2000? :-|

On second thought...
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Male 7,611
screw the fantasy world, i want to train my child to be perfect worker in the real world.
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Female 2,509
sooo, is that a copier on the other side? Little man, sitting in the copy room, making copies...
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Male 3,322
That`s the Little Tikes Young Explorer PC Pal. It actually holds a computer inside it. The kid here is working on a real computer, but it`s protected from him physically, so he doesn`t assault it. Very cubical like, also, over $2,000
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Male 4,746
Hey, there are worse jobs.
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Male 17,512
Link: New Toy Alert: Baby`s First Office Cubicle [Pic] [Rate Link] - `Hey son, let me introduce you to a soul-crushing indoctrination, just like your old man, even before kindergarten.`
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