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Date: 04/21/10 11:36 AM

104 Responses to New Fashion Alert!: Backtacular Ass Patch [4 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Link: New Fashion Alert!: Backtacular Ass Patch - Ladies, do you love wearing low-rise jeans but hate flashing plumber`s crack? Try the Backtacular gluteal cleft patch!
  2. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 11:41 am
    That is so not cute.
  3. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Bootazzle?
  4. Profile photo of Jayno
    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 11:46 am
    I really hope that doesn`t catch on
  5. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Just looks like something went wrong while you were wiping.
  6. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 11:50 am
    thank god the models don`t have tramp stamps!
  7. Profile photo of lerato
    lerato Male 18-29
    78 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 11:52 am
    They`re very creative.
    Sadly they hide all the fun.
  8. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 11:55 am
    Damn, does that mean the whale tail is officially out?
  9. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 11:59 am
    Huzzah! A cure for earthquakes!
  10. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Looks like the sanitary towel has slipped.

    Next!
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    its covering the best part of wearing those pants
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    More like "anti pencil patch"
  13. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Haha the models` seriousness in the pictures crack me up!
  14. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    If your jeans ride so low that when you sit (or stand)that your ass crack or more is showing, you shouldn`t be wearing them. How stupid does that patch look in any case??
  15. Profile photo of rawrarrg
    rawrarrg Female 18-29
    120 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    better than seeing someone`s ass crack.
  16. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Just wear jeans that fit dammit!
  17. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Wouldn`t that just look like a tramp stamp unless you know what it is?
  18. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    "its covering the best part of wearing those pants"

    I second that
  19. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    you have to be kidding me
  20. Profile photo of aninred
    aninred Female 18-29
    113 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    It looks like they have bojangled scraps of denim sticking out their ass... Oh so flattering. :/
  21. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    I heard about this on the radio this morning.
  22. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    The word "cleft" sounds so insulting.
  23. Profile photo of xxlittleme
    xxlittleme Female 18-29
    109 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    I love low-rise jeans. But I always, always tuck my shirt in. I`d never wear that, I have no need for it.
  24. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    That`s not near as sexy...I really hope this doesn`t catch on.
  25. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    i think this a great idea, for fat/ugly girls
  26. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    domisgood, what if that is the best part of that ugly girl? then you are taking everything away from her.
  27. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    The world just gets stupider and stupider every drating goddamn day.
  28. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    [email protected]
  29. Profile photo of She-said
    She-said Female 18-29
    33 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    i hate it...
  30. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    I thought the point was to expose your ass crack!!
  31. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Isnt the whole point of low cut jeans to show your ass crack?
  32. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Ha, star beat me to the obvious question!!
  33. Profile photo of Atropos
    Atropos Female 18-29
    15 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    It looks sorta stupid, but I`d rather see that than someone girl`s ass crack.
  34. Profile photo of alltowner
    alltowner Male 40-49
    32 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    I think the only thing funnier is when I will see one in real life
  35. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    They should make one that looks like a penis.
  36. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    ...This is awful XD
  37. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    This is just like women.
    "Stop staring at my boobs!"
    "Well they`re practically falling out of your goddam shirt!"
    I hate it.
  38. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    If you don`t want people staring at it then WEAR BETTER GODDAMN JEANS! On the other hand, why are buttcracks so gross to people? We all have one....unless you`re some kind of alien freak.
  39. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    this sucks, girls ass crack showing is gone! crack doesnt kill!
  40. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    guardingnome, thats when you say something so inappropriate they cannot help but giggle. then since the ice is broken, you start to move in.
  41. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    ATTENTION MEN! we now have a target to grab!
    Just think flag football...
    I want to see souvenirs people!
  42. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    @bizzarmind
    i think you have something there...
    red team vs yellow team?
    first colour with most of opponent flags within 1 hour and 20 minutes wins
    ggogogogogo
  43. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    this is retarded and funny :-)
  44. Profile photo of Somehowfunny
    Somehowfunny Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    WTF?
    You have got to be $hitting me....Are there girls who were that?
  45. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    they took the sexy out of the entire concept of low-rise jeans!
  46. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    But plumbers cracks on girls like that are hot...
  47. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    i think this is worse than the crack. it just scremas, MY ASS IS SHOWING.
  48. Profile photo of evilangel79
    evilangel79 Female 30-39
    13 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    oh PLEASE tell me this is a joke....if youre worried about your crack showin wouldn`t it be easier to just wear pants that FIT!?
  49. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    It`s like a removable tramp stamp that you won`t regret when you`re 60!
  50. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Cheaper than a tramp stamp and twice as stupid.
  51. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    @MrHyde: Yeah, on girls like the ones in the pictures. Not so much any other type of girl. It`s for a similar reason that I think being a gynecologist wouldn`t be as fun as you think.
  52. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    "I`m not wearing any panties, but you bet your sweet aspercreme i`m wearing the ass patch :-D"
  53. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    ooo a butterfly!
  54. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Wow. That`s f*cking retarded.
  55. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    equally stupid as wearing the pants in the first place. but funny enough, not a bad idea of plumbers.
  56. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    How uncomfortable that must be...
  57. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    or you could just keep wearing your thongs
  58. Profile photo of patchfree
    patchfree Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 21, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Why bother pretending you`re not a skank and just show off your crack. Who are you trying to fool anyway? Your mommy?
  59. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Why not just wear a thong? Hell, why wear pants at all?
  60. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    Thongs are better.


    Whale tails FTW!
  61. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    hhahaahahaha, i know a few girls who would wear this to keep from flashin the crack
  62. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    This actually DRAWS attention to it. Dear God.
  63. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    patchfree, I like your style. Welcome to IAB.
  64. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    The girls who don`t need it will wear it. The girls who need it won`t.
  65. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    lol, patchfree. I could not have said it better.
  66. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    bulls h it!!!
  67. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    The girls who don`t need it will wear it. The girls who need it won`t.

    THIS.
  68. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    That looks like poo. I think a bandaid would even be an improvement.
  69. Profile photo of NessieBabii
    NessieBabii Female 18-29
    118 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    good idea i reckon
  70. Profile photo of daisymae6580
    daisymae6580 Female 30-39
    33 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    How about you "WEAR A F*ING BELT!" Or better yet, buy some jeans in the correct size to begin with.
  71. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    blasphemy, blasphemy i tells ya!
  72. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    Am I a sadist if I want to tear them off of both at the same time?

    Why not just wear pants and blouse that fit?
  73. Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    it`s a tramp stamp for women who haven`t completely committed themselves to being whores yet
  74. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    naw these ladies need buttcrack surgery! stitch up that crack! huzzah!
  75. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    wow!
  76. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    dude, the spam on this site doesnt even make much sense...
  77. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    That looks like designer kotex poking out from the back of their jeans.

    Gross
  78. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    If I saw someone with this it`d make me laugh, therefore it`s infinitely better than seeing her skanky thong, which just makes me throw up a little in my mouth.....

    On that note: Why can`t you see these chicks` oondapants? Not wearing any....?
  79. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Does this make any sense to anyone?

    I can see this selling, because there are many people without any sense. If you don`t want the top of your arse naked on display, wear clothes that fit you. It`s not complicated.
  80. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    They should make one that looks like a penis - pmarren
    Dude! That`s the funniest thing you`ve ever said!
    Actually, there`s lots of funny comments here. Perhaps my faith in IAB will be restored! Perhaps I`ll win the lottery! *runs out to buy ticket*
  81. Profile photo of cheezer
    cheezer Male 18-29
    112 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    so its a twist on the tag sticking out. i like it, smart thinking.
  82. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    The perfect gift for the attention whore who isn`t drawing enough attention to her asscrack and deems it necessary to decorate that crack with shiny gem-encrusted pictures.
  83. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 12:39 am
    ummm ,no
  84. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 1:04 am
    we`ve all heard of the "whale tail"
    Ladies and gentlemen i present to you
    The Beaver tail!
  85. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 1:20 am
    This is the most ridiculous idea i`ve seen in a while...just wear pants that fit and lay off the crack.
  86. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 2:35 am
    It`s like a portable tramp stamp.
  87. Profile photo of 1097
    1097 Female 50-59
    19 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 4:03 am
    Oh Canada - I like The Beaver Tail!
  88. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:39 am
    @Sinn

    So your saying a tramp stamp isn`t portable? You realize its TATTOOED onto their body`s, don`t you? That it`s not just home-bound or something like that?
  89. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 7:32 am
    surely sticking a patch over your bum-crack is over thinking the problem? Just wear a belt. I HATE jeans that do that and would never draw attention like that. Might as well just make the logo ANUS with an arrow.
  90. Profile photo of hormonella
    hormonella Male 13-17
    28 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 7:58 am
    No more city for me-_-" think i just stikk with my pr0n instead.
  91. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:35 am
    It is rare to find something so useless.
  92. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 10:05 am
    uhhhhh nope. not attractive. looks like they have over sized designer tampons
  93. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 10:32 am
    >>uhhhhh nope. not attractive. looks like they have over sized designer tampons<< Hmm, I don`t think you mean tampon. Just a hunch...
  94. Profile photo of Zaytuna
    Zaytuna Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 22, 2010 at 11:21 am
    I think this is better than seeing their thongs. Maybe thats just me...
  95. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 11:33 am
    It is such a shame.. On women.
  96. Profile photo of danddpony
    danddpony Female 13-17
    80 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Maybe you just shouldn`t wear jeans that ride that low? Oh wow, then we wouldn`t have as many sl*ts. Win win :D
  97. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    How about they just start wearing pants that fit them?
  98. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    boo.
  99. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Whale tail ah.......Oh wait, its just an Oil rig
  100. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    "On that note: Why can`t you see these chicks` oondapants? Not wearing any....?"

    Iniara...thats the point...Its kinda like the little red dot some cultures put on their daughters forehead...But for the MOST part this is usually restricted to an at least 18 year old with a fake ID sitting at your local bar teasing the old men
  101. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    I`d rather see the ass crack than one of those pasted above it
  102. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    "I`d rather see the ass crack than one of those pasted above it"

    was just thinking the same thing
  103. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 4:02 am
    Patch over it all you want. I still know you have an Anus in there somewhere.

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