New Fashion Alert!: Backtacular Ass Patch [4 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

Ladies, do you love wearing low-rise jeans but hate flashing plumber"s crack? Try the Backtacular gluteal cleft patch!
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Female 535
Patch over it all you want. I still know you have an Anus in there somewhere.
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Male 914
"I`d rather see the ass crack than one of those pasted above it"

was just thinking the same thing
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Female 202
I`d rather see the ass crack than one of those pasted above it
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Male 2,700
"On that note: Why can`t you see these chicks` oondapants? Not wearing any....?"

Iniara...thats the point...Its kinda like the little red dot some cultures put on their daughters forehead...But for the MOST part this is usually restricted to an at least 18 year old with a fake ID sitting at your local bar teasing the old men
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Male 2,700
Whale tail ah.......Oh wait, its just an Oil rig
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Male 2,868
boo.
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Female 354
How about they just start wearing pants that fit them?
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Female 80
Maybe you just shouldn`t wear jeans that ride that low? Oh wow, then we wouldn`t have as many sl*ts. Win win :D
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Male 1,043
It is such a shame.. On women.
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Female 1
I think this is better than seeing their thongs. Maybe thats just me...
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Female 236
>>uhhhhh nope. not attractive. looks like they have over sized designer tampons<< Hmm, I don`t think you mean tampon. Just a hunch...
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Male 426
uhhhhh nope. not attractive. looks like they have over sized designer tampons
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Male 10,440
It is rare to find something so useless.
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Male 28
No more city for me-_-" think i just stikk with my pr0n instead.
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Female 420
surely sticking a patch over your bum-crack is over thinking the problem? Just wear a belt. I HATE jeans that do that and would never draw attention like that. Might as well just make the logo ANUS with an arrow.
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Male 343
@Sinn

So your saying a tramp stamp isn`t portable? You realize its TATTOOED onto their body`s, don`t you? That it`s not just home-bound or something like that?
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Female 19
Oh Canada - I like The Beaver Tail!
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Male 284
It`s like a portable tramp stamp.
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Female 318
This is the most ridiculous idea i`ve seen in a while...just wear pants that fit and lay off the crack.
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Male 418
we`ve all heard of the "whale tail"
Ladies and gentlemen i present to you
The Beaver tail!
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Female 864
ummm ,no
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Male 1,505
The perfect gift for the attention whore who isn`t drawing enough attention to her asscrack and deems it necessary to decorate that crack with shiny gem-encrusted pictures.
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Male 112
so its a twist on the tag sticking out. i like it, smart thinking.
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Male 40,302
[quote]They should make one that looks like a penis - pmarren[/quote]
Dude! That`s the funniest thing you`ve ever said!
Actually, there`s lots of funny comments here. Perhaps my faith in IAB will be restored! Perhaps I`ll win the lottery! *runs out to buy ticket*
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Male 12,365
Does this make any sense to anyone?

I can see this selling, because there are many people without any sense. If you don`t want the top of your arse naked on display, wear clothes that fit you. It`s not complicated.
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Female 1,515
If I saw someone with this it`d make me laugh, therefore it`s infinitely better than seeing her skanky thong, which just makes me throw up a little in my mouth.....

On that note: Why can`t you see these chicks` oondapants? Not wearing any....?
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Female 126
That looks like designer kotex poking out from the back of their jeans.

Gross
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Female 735
dude, the spam on this site doesnt even make much sense...
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Male 25,417
wow!
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Female 222
naw these ladies need buttcrack surgery! stitch up that crack! huzzah!
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Male 144
it`s a tramp stamp for women who haven`t completely committed themselves to being whores yet
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Male 5,624
Am I a sadist if I want to tear them off of both at the same time?

Why not just wear pants and blouse that fit?
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Male 5,314
blasphemy, blasphemy i tells ya!
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Female 33
How about you "WEAR A F*ING BELT!" Or better yet, buy some jeans in the correct size to begin with.
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Female 118
good idea i reckon
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Female 1,386
That looks like poo. I think a bandaid would even be an improvement.
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Male 4,012
[quote]The girls who don`t need it will wear it. The girls who need it won`t.[/quote]

THIS.
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Male 877
bulls h it!!!
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Female 1,264
lol, patchfree. I could not have said it better.
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Male 1,610
The girls who don`t need it will wear it. The girls who need it won`t.
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Female 4,447
patchfree, I like your style. Welcome to IAB.
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Male 1,598
This actually DRAWS attention to it. Dear God.
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Male 894
hhahaahahaha, i know a few girls who would wear this to keep from flashin the crack
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Male 1,590
Thongs are better.


Whale tails FTW!
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Female 3,562
Why not just wear a thong? Hell, why wear pants at all?
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Female 1
Why bother pretending you`re not a skank and just show off your crack. Who are you trying to fool anyway? Your mommy?
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Female 477
or you could just keep wearing your thongs
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Female 709
How uncomfortable that must be...
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Female 914
equally stupid as wearing the pants in the first place. but funny enough, not a bad idea of plumbers.
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Female 2,352
Wow. That`s f*cking retarded.
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Male 25,417
ooo a butterfly!
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Female 2,289
"I`m not wearing any panties, but you bet your sweet aspercreme i`m wearing the ass patch :-D"
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Male 2,034
@MrHyde: Yeah, on girls like the ones in the pictures. Not so much any other type of girl. It`s for a similar reason that I think being a gynecologist wouldn`t be as fun as you think.
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Male 2,841
Cheaper than a tramp stamp and twice as stupid.
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Male 522
It`s like a removable tramp stamp that you won`t regret when you`re 60!
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Female 13
oh PLEASE tell me this is a joke....if youre worried about your crack showin wouldn`t it be easier to just wear pants that FIT!?
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Female 1,043
i think this is worse than the crack. it just scremas, MY ASS IS SHOWING.
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Male 494
But plumbers cracks on girls like that are hot...
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Male 20,827
they took the sexy out of the entire concept of low-rise jeans!
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Female 40
WTF?
You have got to be $hitting me....Are there girls who were that?
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Male 2,229
this is retarded and funny :-)
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Male 1,837
@bizzarmind
i think you have something there...
red team vs yellow team?
first colour with most of opponent flags within 1 hour and 20 minutes wins
ggogogogogo
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Male 390
ATTENTION MEN! we now have a target to grab!
Just think flag football...
I want to see souvenirs people!
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Male 7,813
guardingnome, thats when you say something so inappropriate they cannot help but giggle. then since the ice is broken, you start to move in.
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Male 807
this sucks, girls ass crack showing is gone! crack doesnt kill!
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Female 536
If you don`t want people staring at it then WEAR BETTER GODDAMN JEANS! On the other hand, why are buttcracks so gross to people? We all have one....unless you`re some kind of alien freak.
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Male 2,893
This is just like women.
"Stop staring at my boobs!"
"Well they`re practically falling out of your goddam shirt!"
I hate it.
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Female 1,682
...This is awful XD
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Male 4,593
They should make one that looks like a penis.
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Male 32
I think the only thing funnier is when I will see one in real life
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Female 15
It looks sorta stupid, but I`d rather see that than someone girl`s ass crack.
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Male 13,630
Ha, star beat me to the obvious question!!
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Male 13,630
Isnt the whole point of low cut jeans to show your ass crack?
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Male 1,190
I thought the point was to expose your ass crack!!
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Female 33
i hate it...
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Male 1,002
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Female 1,677
The world just gets stupider and stupider every drating goddamn day.
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Male 7,813
domisgood, what if that is the best part of that ugly girl? then you are taking everything away from her.
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Male 4,867
i think this a great idea, for fat/ugly girls
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Male 208
That`s not near as sexy...I really hope this doesn`t catch on.
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Female 109
I love low-rise jeans. But I always, always tuck my shirt in. I`d never wear that, I have no need for it.
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Male 540
The word "cleft" sounds so insulting.
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Male 1,195
I heard about this on the radio this morning.
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Female 113
It looks like they have bojangled scraps of denim sticking out their ass... Oh so flattering. :/
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Female 2,289
you have to be kidding me
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Male 5,189
Does beat seeing ass crack all day.

....Did I just really say that? Damn LOL
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Male 440
"its covering the best part of wearing those pants"

I second that
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Male 2,159
Wouldn`t that just look like a tramp stamp unless you know what it is?
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Female 7,997
Just wear jeans that fit dammit!
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Female 120
better than seeing someone`s ass crack.
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Female 343
If your jeans ride so low that when you sit (or stand)that your ass crack or more is showing, you shouldn`t be wearing them. How stupid does that patch look in any case??
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Female 305
Haha the models` seriousness in the pictures crack me up!
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Male 15,510
More like "anti pencil patch"
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Male 7,813
its covering the best part of wearing those pants
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Male 959
Looks like the sanitary towel has slipped.

Next!
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Male 762
Huzzah! A cure for earthquakes!
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Male 1,013
Damn, does that mean the whale tail is officially out?
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Male 78
They`re very creative.
Sadly they hide all the fun.
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Female 570
thank god the models don`t have tramp stamps!
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Male 1,929
Just looks like something went wrong while you were wiping.
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Male 176
I really hope that doesn`t catch on
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Male 1,399
Bootazzle?
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Male 1,256
That is so not cute.
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Male 20,827
Link: New Fashion Alert!: Backtacular Ass Patch [4 Pics] [Rate Link] - Ladies, do you love wearing low-rise jeans but hate flashing plumber`s crack? Try the Backtacular gluteal cleft patch!
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