Most Perverted Grocery List Ever Written [Pic]

Submitted by: xxPinkxx 7 years ago in Misc

It was found in Seattle parking lot and we"d love to party with the person who wrote it.night. NSFW words used.
There are 82 comments:
Male 541
wow, anal beads and cheerios on the same shopping list...
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Male 294
I just laugh at some of the pairings...

Preparation H and an extra large bum plug for walter...

Hilarious
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Male 81
wow just wow.
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Female 467
cottage cheese for the dirty pussy effect
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Male 592
SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
799 Posts Sunday, May 2, 2010 3:22:29 PM
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+1 i gave up after "put gasoline into buick"
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Female 112
Oh gross! Who the hell eats hamburger helper? Seriously GROSS!
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Male 1,485
i think walter may just be a little bit gay
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Male 637
Cottage cheese is gross.
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Male 2,056
Can`t....decipher....writing!
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Female 198
I must say that I am most creeped out by the fact that there is a little smiley by carrots and an XL (?)cucumber? Hmmmmm...
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Female 654
how are you honestly going to buy/eat yogurt after experiencing this little night of debauchery?
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Male 527
I`m thinking I see a connection between Walter`s Preparation H and his, um, other items on that list.
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Female 2,352
Grocery list for an upcoming orgy?

Needs more ball stretchers.
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Male 113
The combination of Preparation H and a butt-plug brings bad images to mind...
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Male 5,626
"Upon second thought, if you just stop by give Walter a good fisting, it would be much appreciated. I`ll do the shopping myself..."
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Female 233
OMG i wana party with them!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 101
Isn`t Walter one of Jeff Dunham`s puppets?
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Female 120
porn stars, or just really kinky people?
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Female 1,043
carrots...celery...cucumber....XL?!?! ehhhh!...
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Male 782
Auch, don`t stretch my balls...
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Female 4,376
I wouldn`t mind a few of those actually.
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Male 628
"Cucumber (XL) :-) " is anyone getting this, i would never eat at their house!
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Male 1,043
TR - Wolf.
I think it IS kinda hard to prepare a hamburger when u got dildos, anal clams and that poo up your butt.

They r smart:D
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Male 1,557
What the hell is hamburger helper?
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Male 10,855
@Lionhart2
Some gerbil
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Male 8,300
> idiotfilter
> "butt plug for walter (XL)"
> Damn... is there anything not wrong with this post??

Nope. You DO realize Walter is his pet gerbil?
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Male 3,915
"butt plug for walter (XL)"

Damn...is there anything not wrong with this post??

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Female 120
I have used butt plug as a scattergories word and only half the room knew what it was.
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Female 1,172
Isn`t it funny that most of the girls think there`s nothing wrong with this list but the guys are shocked? lol I guess girls just write more lists than boys.
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Female 263
Hahaha! I love how they put in the foods afterwards like it wasn`t even that big a deal...

"cucumber (xl)" anyone else catch that? XP
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Female 956
I admit it. >.>

It was me.

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Female 1,441
I haven`t even heard of half of these things.
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Female 3,828
I think this list is plausible. i write down EVERYTHING, if i dont, i`ll forget it. theres a couple weird lists around my house im sure. ( though not this bad!)
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Female 223
I am actually a very kinky person, but ROIDS, WALTER? ROIDS AND XL TOYS? DO YOU WANT YOUR RECTUM TO FALL OFF ONE DAY?
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Female 838
if you have a problem with hemorrhoid a butt plug is probably not the best way to go
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Male 773
I wanna know what they plan to do with the ground beef.
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Male 3
Holy poo! I love West Seattle!
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Female 10
There are a lot of BDSM life stylers out there with lots of cash. This list is plausible. These mentioned here are only a few minor toys among the large list of things they COULD be buying. Usually things like butt plugs and anal beads and dildos are bought more then once. Different styles and sizes.
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Female 152
Spider_sol



That`s good stuff, man....you made me lol
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Male 68
Looks like Walter`s lucky night
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Male 675
Not once did I see an entry for a condom... for Walter :)
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Male 619
Considering the implications of the other 2 smiley faces, is anyone else frightened by the request to, "Put gasoline in the Buick"?

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Female 1,172
What? Hasn`t everyone written a shopping list like this before?
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Male 1,451
If Walter needs Preparation H already I don`t think he`s gonna be in the mood for a butt plug.

But I guess that`s what the ball gag is for.
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Male 1,297
walter best recognize
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Male 8,300
It`s the extra-large cucumber with a smiley face after it that worries me.
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Female 5,222
oh sweet! mac n cheese!
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Female 33
I love how reading the perverted part suddenly made everything below it much more nasty. DX
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Female 231
Someguy83: It is not possible because the money does not always come so easily and in that same amount. Counting bills, gas, and food; $600 is not easy to come by.
There are some things I wish I could have, for instance; I am married to a male, but I wish I could have a female some times, there are toys for that, that I cannot afford.
I am also one for cutting, hitting, punching, skinning, all that "hardcore" jazz. But with a monthly income of $1800, there is not much I can acquire and still care for a family.
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Female 3,574
5Cats, lol I was being sarcastic :P
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Female 1,604
could hardly read the writing. but I have to agree that it more than likely isn`t a real list
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Male 1,610
I`m surprised they don`t have a sex swing on that list. Those things are AWESOME!!!
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Male 119
"I agree with Beternal. I own half of that stuff and I know for a fact that such a list is WAY to expensive to be acquired all at once. We are talking about $600 worth of stuff, if not more.
If you ask me, this was highly unrealistic and just written to be a joke- nothing actually serious. "

why not possible? 600 dollars isn`t impossible to drop on something. i spend that much or more constantly when it comes to gaming. if that is their form of entertainment/pleasure then they prolly don`t have a problem with it. me? all i need is to do some good hair pulling/biting for a good time. oh and i like to spank also. they of course are welcome to bite and scratch me in return
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Male 1,437
so, the plug is for Walter but the rooster ring is for someone else. Multiple partners, methinks?
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Female 2,695
idk if i`d want to hang out with these guys.. they eat cottage cheese, i mean come on..
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Male 660
"dildo.. strap-on.. black" ...we`re on a mission from God!
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Male 40,739
[quote]people can only have kinky sex before they`re 35[/quote]
pui pui pui, most folks get into the kink AFTER they turn 35, I oughta know! ;) <wink!
Walter`s going to be all tied up this weekend! LMAO!
And yeah, the two of them should be purchacing these things together, not "Oh Waaaalter, guess whaaaaat I bought you?"
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Female 231
I agree with Beternal. I own half of that stuff and I know for a fact that such a list is WAY to expensive to be acquired all at once. We are talking about $600 worth of stuff, if not more.
If you ask me, this was highly unrealistic and just written to be a joke- nothing actually serious.
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Male 519
am all for bdsm but I dont think you should put those types of things on a list like that
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Male 833
poor walter
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Male 2,586
Isn`t all this stuff standard?! - I mean MY GOD! - how have they enjoyed their sex life before this point?!

/jk

Seriously, isn`t this just a bit weird that they`re buying the `full range` of S/M gear all in one go? - surely they would have tried out a little before and probably got at the minimum a dildo or something?! - I mean how do they know they`re into it?!
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Female 3,574
SEpth, lol because people can only have kinky sex before they`re 35. After that you`re doomed to the missionary position :(
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Male 530
Cigarettes!!! YUCK!!!
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Male 3,755
They`re also getting an XL cucumber.
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Female 3,574
Walter needs to find a new fetish.
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Female 4,039
That made me remember a time I went to a friend`s apartment and reached in the dishwasher to get a glass and what was in there with the dishes? That`s right, anal beads. WTF!!!! Aahhhhh, I`ll never forget that.
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Male 25,416
What nana`s obviously not getting any! they failed the moment they had a buick!
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Male 2,229
"I think Walter should lay off the butt-plug if he has hemorrhoids."

Where in hell do think the hemorrhoids came from?
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Female 3,726
Yuck, Preparation H for the nasty ass bumps...
ew...ewww...ewwww
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Male 8
No way I used to work at Thriftway in West Seattle lol
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Male 1,240
@BenTheBug: it is pricey.
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Male 212
ew.
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Male 9,305
How delightful that they`re so casual about their kinky lifestyle. XD
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Male 881
I think Walter should lay off the butt-plug if he has hemorrhoids.
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Female 47
...It`s a little disheartening to see that the name is Walter; that`s an old man name. A grandmother wrote this list :(
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Male 15,510
They must be rich and bored
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Male 591
Seattle must have some very unusual grocery stores.
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Male 1,195
That sounds pricey.
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Female 282
Wow.
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Male 5,314
i think it is crazy that i was just looking at this on kontraband.
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Male 290
Quite normal if your main profession is to be a dominatrix.
I wonder why Walter`s name isn`t blurred...
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Female 3,828
Link: Most Perverted Grocery List Ever Written [Pic] [Rate Link] - It was found in Seattle parking lot and we`d love to party with the person who wrote it.night. NSFW words used.
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