Mo` Money, Mo` Problems... [Pic & Open Forum]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

I-A-B, as you can see from this photo, Fancylad has is weekend planned out--what are you doing? [Open Forum "til Monday]
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Male 2,238
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Male 2,238
Don`t look at me, Nido. It must have been Mr. Squeaks. But anywho, it`s past midnight. And we all know what that means.

If you don`t already, check out the chat. You`ll like it, pinky promise.

Seeya next time. ^_^
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Male 9,305
"Why the hell is this tipping thing even allowed?"

I dunno, but here`s an article on tipping I found.

Trp712: Technical difficulties.

AKA: "Someone peed on the wires again."
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Male 4,867
@Lion

maybe he prefers the larger lady
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Male 8,300
Link to a !!!!4 LITRE!!!! bottle, Manaan?? Geez you don`t under-do things when you go on a date, do you?
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Male 8,300
> Mrsdavid
> You obviously have never worked in a restaurant. 15% is below average. You are a poor tipper.

What is it with you Yanks and the Tipping!?? THE BILL IS THE BILL FFS, and you get paid wages to do your job. Why the hell is this tipping thing even allowed?
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Male 22
I just discoverd you can also buy chloroform and nitrous oxide
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Male 22
@ElSombrero
OHSHI-

He`s serious!
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Male 8,300
> ElSombrero
> I have discovered that Amazon sells a Tank and Uranium. This brings me so much closer to my goal of world domination and an anti-Idiocratic government

Not VERY much closer. Read the small print - the Postage/Packing will kill you.
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Male 4,867
15% is below average?
you silly americans and your obsession with paying people extra to do their job
a tip is 10% - if they`ve earned it. Thats the mentality an empire was built upon :L
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Male 716
I have discovered that Amazon sells a Tank and Uranium.

This brings me so much closer to my goal of world domination and an anti-Idiocratic government.
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Female 6
@crakrjak

You obviously have never worked in a restaurant. 15% is below average. You are a poor tipper.
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Male 2,238
[quote]Perhaps, you can have more interactive type activities that will attract us.[/quote]
A little birdie told me there`s some sort of contest starting up very soon, like the next 8 hours or so. Watch this space.

[quote]Why were a bunch of links uploaded then deleted...?[/quote]
Technical difficulties.

[quote](no doubt mushiemush will hop in at the end to keep it going)[/quote]
Actually, her RL is keeping her offline for awhile. You guys will have to see this one out yourselves, and hopefully I`ll be back in a few hours to help.
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Male 17,511
I have limits on who I tip. I eat at a buffet, where I do the work, No tip. Fast food, No tip

I eat at a diner where the waitress/waiter seats me, refills drinks, takes order, delivers order, asks about desert, and takes away the dishes. The get standard tip of 15%.

Pizza delivery $2-4 tip based on how fast it was delivered and size of order.

Fine restaurant with maitre d`, fine linen, great waiter, never having to ask for anything refilled, multiple courses, crystal glasses and fine china, 25% tip.
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Female 4,447
I don`t remember whether I`d made an appearance in the OF or not, so here I am. Been a busy weekend.
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Male 9,305
Buck176 is absolutely right. If your server and busboy (servers split tips with bussers) are doing a fantastic job, making sure your meal is correct, filling your water/iced tea/soda when it gets low, taking finished plates promptly, and overall making you feel welcome and helping you enjoy your meal experience, THAT is what earns tips.

Not a server that vanishes and is never seen again until the bill is up. And don`t feel guilty not tipping at all, it`s not a requirement, it`s a way of saying "Hey! You bust your ass for mine! Thanks!"
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Male 378
@Pink, No people should not tip unless the person serving them earns it. I worked in a restaurant when I was in high school that had a sign on the wall behind the bar that said "no tips for satisfactory service" A tip is for the server going above and beyond. Not just delivering food and drinks. It is something you earn not something you get for free.
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Female 3,828
i agree nido. everyone should tip, i used to make like all my money from tips. i forgot it was payday twice while i was waitressing, because it was just such crappy pay, nothing compared to the tips id bring home each night.
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Male 2,056
hold on from 11 AM to 3 PM full of SILENCE!?!!?
failed.
lets get with it guys!
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Male 2,056
gah, i still think mmm should be brought back

i was spazing about it not happening again the last time
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Male 4,867
the problem with MMM is (apparently) it doesnt get enough hits from users to make it worthwhile
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Male 4,680
We need more live events, like the youtube live thread. THAT was an epic open forum.
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Male 2,125
Dom, I`ve been saying that since last year. It hasn`t happened. Even Fancy`s MMM was too good to be true when it popped up.
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Male 1,086
aye
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Male 1,610
All in favor?
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Male 4,867
i`m with lost here.
Bring back the Caption If You Can contest, everyone loved them, c`mon IAB.
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Female 3,726
Okay, I think the problem lies in the number of open forums now. Before, they were every blue moon and people just wrote pages and pages. We had some really big numbers with the OF`s. Now, since we have open forums every other day, I believe the novelty has worn off.

I think they probably thought, "let`s have more OF`s so we can hike the numbers". But we see that`s not really working.

Perhaps, you can have more interactive type activities that will attract us. (You know one`s that actually work, we won`t discuss the Venice Beach thing). And also, if you have giveaways...people always love free stuff (perhaps a t-shirt). Just a suggestion...
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Male 1,610
Kick-Ass: Good plot, good character development, campy with moments of shocking realism. McLovin was disappointing and the story of big daddy, who holds the whole thing together, has a lot of holes. A great movie to take a date but otherwise probably not worth 10 bucks to see in the theater. It was fun, but it wasn`t Watchmen good.
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Male 2,056
probably for some justifiable reason
a mod could probably answer you
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Male 1,148
Why were a bunch of links uploaded then deleted...?
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Male 2,056
well, now that everyone`s lost their steam, i`ll go start my homework
(no doubt mushiemush will hop in at the end to keep it going)
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Male 522
oh hey OF! you still alive?
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Male 4,867
cottage cheese?
you need some Vagisil?
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Male 296
hmmm cottage cheese.
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Female 3,726
@Nidonemo:
Go get my food pronto tonto and make sure it`s hot. And make sure you keep the drinks coming, don`t make me ask or I`ll ask for your manager. I`ll probably leave a mess and probably not leave a tip cause that`s you`re job!!!

yea, because I like a little spit in my food every now and again....

lol
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Male 1,590
Where in the world would two young ladies get all of those one-dollar bills? ;-)
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Male 4,867
one page overnight?
well done IAB
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Male 9,305
Damarus: No, busting my ass and doing my best. :)
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Male 42
"At least I know I am..."

Bored?
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Male 9,305
Thank you. :)

Tips for treating your server and busboy right:
- Be polite, we enjoy people who have senses of humor and are nice.
- Leave a clean tablecloth, it`s one less thing we have to worry about when the dining room is completely slammed.
- Tip if you can. We only make min.wage, and our main source of income is tips. I`m not asking you to tip a bad server, but please realize we -are- busting our asses to make your dining experience a pleasant one...at least I know -I- am...
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Female 251
...hmm. well my weekend is nearly over :(
I spent my saturday working and I have no plans for today apart from to eat lots of nice things...
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Male 12,138
Nice one Nido. Genuinely happy for ya mate.
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Male 894
mooooney! so they say, is the root of all evil today. new car caviar 4 star baby think i need a *rolls a...* crud im outta ganja again...
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Male 9,305
Just off work. I love customers that leave a clean tablecloth. :D
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Male 496
or should i say po`lice...
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Male 496
@nubblins well. how do you say this? drat the police. mother drater. i don`t give a drat!

^i didn`t actually type drat
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Male 8,300
> Rise23Up
> Helllllooo anyone there?

I suspect even if I said "No", you wouldn`t believe me.
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Male 149
Come on Rman, that was a great parody, I think there will be many more to come as pathetic as that video is.
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Female 1,743
What in the world is with `drating` and its over-usage on I-A-B?
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Female 4,420
is mackadaynu`d the new rick roll or something?
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Male 548
Helllllooo anyone there?

And since when was there chat? I`ve been a member for 3 years and have never yet noticed that...
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Female 198
*makes forum awesome*

*leaves, and takes the awesome away*
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Male 246
Anyone see the SNL skit that was just on? It was a parody of that stupid ICP video "Miracles" that was posted on here.
A bit too easy of a target though for a parody, thats like making fun of a retarded kid.
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Male 2,121
"I agree with Nick" - Gordon Brown

Lets liven this up with some good old English politics.
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Male 4,014
unacceptable
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Female 355
My jaw hurts. -sigh-
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Male 12,138
[quote]can someone tell me how to get to the forum please?![/quote]
This...is... the forum. Or you could try IAB Chat, the link`s on the blue bar at the top of the screen.
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Male 806
can someone tell me how to get to the forum please?!
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Male 12,138
Out with you, evil spammers! The power of the banhammer compels you!
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Male 1,399
If you filmed me smacking that ass with a slo-mo camera, it`d look like an earthquake.
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Male 139
No? Okay.
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Male 4,393
????
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Male 139
Did I hear someone say the word.... Dong?
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Male 522
hey OF what up
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Male 4,393
!!!
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Male 2,056
Fw`PAM!
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Male 4,393
cool
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Male 4,393
me 2
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Male 4,680
BAM! New avatar people.

Now with 100% more x-treme awesome.


Awww yeaah
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Male 2,056
oh great, i killed it
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Male 2,125
Dom, I was going to say primetimekinsmom
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Male 2,125
>.>

<.<
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Male 4,680
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Male 4,867
i`m as charming as a Jigglypuff you sheepshagger
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Male 2,238
Yeah Shoes, as if English people have charm and wit. Good one.
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Male 4,867
tell me about it, if only it existed
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Male 2,056
dom, i think we need that charm and wit of yours now
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Male 2,056
wow. this really died down
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Male 4,867
yo
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Male 134
she is fat.
lol
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Male 4,393
..........? hello?
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Male 4,867
cya brass, give us as Brassbull review, i`m not sure if i wanna see it
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Male 1,610
this was awesome but i`m off to go see Kick-Ass. y`all have a good night.
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Male 2,056
thank you.
now i have to go inside, and hopefuly have some dinner (at 8pm, yes)

gooday all, and goodnight
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Male 13,630
SomeShoes - Spot on!!!!!!
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Male 2,056
(how was that?)
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Male 2,056
thank you.that being said

it`s bloody f*cking cold, i`ve run out of sodding m&ms, and half my ruddy body`s completely numb.

ef you weatherman, im heading indoors.
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Male 13,630
SomeShoes - ``Ruddy hell what bloody twat has turned the sodding heating down?`` thats how
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Male 4,867
i dont bloody well know how i`d go about using those sodding words in a ruddy sentence
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Male 2,056
and in what order would i use ruddy, bloody, and sodding in the same sentence?
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Male 2,056
i second that motion
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Male 4,867
"so Diana is to Britain what Jesus and Elvis are to the US?"

that is one of the best thing`s i`ve read in a long time.
you sir win 1 internet
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Male 13,630
domisgood - LOL, True!!
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Female 1,682
LOL @ Brass. That made me laugh so hard.
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Male 13,630
Brassbull -mHell no, Elvis towers above Diana, he is a proper icon, Diana is just a tragic event!!
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Male 2,056
and that didn`t happen untill the 1860s if im correct
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Male 1,610
lol, I guess not
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Male 1,610
oh, well the 1812 was a war between the US and the remnants of the occupying british forces that were across the great lakes. A formal canadian government had not yet been established.
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Male 4,867
Brasbull, come to Woking some time, you`ll see they didnt save us from Muslims :P
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Male 1,610
so Diana is to Britain what Jesus and Elvis are to the US?
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Male 2,056
brassbull, i mean the fact that it was technically america vs. england
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Male 1,610
Someshores, i was referring to the Battle of Tours, Charles Martel repelled an almost unstoppable islamic invasion of europe at the pyranees. The muslims occupied spain from 731 to 1492.
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Male 2,056
pfft, no. sure she`s somewhat of an interesting bit of history, but that`s all really
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Male 13,630
What you guys still go on about her?
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Male 2,056
reminds me of a gossip rag in a way
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Male 13,630
domisgood - That would be errrr, the Daily mail right?? who kinda have exclusives on Dianas death pretty much every errrrr, month
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Male 2,056
question answered lol
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Male 2,056
either way, why is it a fuss that a canadian talks of diana?
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Male 4,867
someshoes, its a joke. Princess Diana has been dead for years but theres a (crap) newspaper that wont let it rest
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Male 13,630
someshoes - No worries, The Daily Mail is the grumpy ass better than thou newspaper in Blighty, if your Middle class, have more than three Mercs, and have a stair lift, you read the Mail
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Male 2,056
hold on guys, before you ring anyone what bit in history did i miss?
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Male 13,630
Brassbull - Sometimes I really envy dumb folk, they just go around eating N drinking, and um, the rest....and we clever folk, just fret all the while... not good!!
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Male 2,056
does the name ridley colledge ring a bell

jesus, that place is f*cking expensive
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Male 1,610
the french did save everyone from the muslims though....except the spanish.
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Male 13,630
Dom- awwww hell, this is true, *Phones DAILY MAIL*
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Male 13,630
SomeShoes - What Princess Diana? No I think William, and the ginger one were educated in Oxford, Although I stand to be disproved, Think they were anyhoo
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Male 1,610
I hear ya, ignorance is bliss. i think you have to be born with that level of ignorance for it to be blissful though. if you`re lucky enough to be bright then not having a good system of education is that much worse.
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Male 2,056
now hold on, i seem to be missing something
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Male 4,867
fred....they mentioned Diana. Lets call the Daily Mail
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Male 2,056
i`d drink to that
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Male 13,630
Whoop!!!

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Male 2,056
hold on, didn`t one of your princesses (maybe dian, i can`t remember)bring her kids over hear for school?
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Male 13,630
Brassbull - No call on you here, but sometimes being dumb, I think is an advantage in life, you have less to worry about!
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Male 2,056
yeah, they do have A tendency to be ungrateful
like when quebec wanted to pull away from canada, i guess they forgot about how they`d be literally splitting us in two
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Male 4,867
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!!
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Male 1,610
man I`m envious of the education in europe!
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Male 2,056
@doomisgood, you`ve just reminded me of my schooling

see, there are basically two classes:normal english ones and extended french ones (im in the extended french, where 3/4 of your classes are in french).

for the most part, we stay in our groups and the like. they call us frenchies and we call them english kids (i think the one time someone tried "english muffin", but that never stuck)
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Male 13,630
Oh and as a fire fight clash type point, by the time the 19th century was over, we owned more of the world surface than the Romans x 4, um, just saying, Huzzah for the Victorians!!
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Male 13,630
domisgood - Yup, and they have disliked us since we had to go in and free em from the Germans, twice!!
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Male 2,056
i was thinking the same thing brassbull
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Male 13,630
Brassbull - Sounds like a local derby football match to me!! LOL
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Male 2,056
hmm, i guess so

the unfortunate thing is that i really only dislike the southern bit (ruddy hicks)
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Male 4,867
they did. the frogs started it
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Male 1,610
Canada? I think the only time we`ve gone to war with Canada was in 1812, and even then it wasn`t really Canada, it was England. wouldn`t it be more like Germany vs Poland? or Russia vs Poland?
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Male 13,630
SomeShoes - Good question, I think it was the Normans, who were a French noble sort, who invaded Blighty in 1066, and battled King Harold, just after he defeated the Vikings, so his soldiers were pretty much shagged after such a battle, and marched 200 miles to try and repell the frenchies, which old Harold got a Norman arrow in his eye for his reward
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Male 13,630
Just look at it as USA vs Canda, its kinda the same thing!
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Male 2,056
who fired the first shot?
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Male 13,630
Oh lordy we have been fighting since 1066!!
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Male 2,056
well what the devil did they do to both of ya?
(other than the numerous wars between you and them
tho that`s probably the reason.)

also i should probably half defend them seeing as half my country [quote]is[/quote] them
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Male 13,630
SomeShoes - Well its a fair few miles away, Swiss I think, I stand corrected, but yeah, its close enough to give it a good shove if it goes off on a wrong un, although it will probably take out london, which really isnt a bad thing!
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Male 1,610
fire ze missiles!
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Male 2,056
lol, one way or the other they seem screwed (if you count the hadron collider)

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Male 13,630
domisgood- well apart from the French, I really cant think of anyone else, lets bomb em!!
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Male 13,630
SomeShoes - oh crap, you hit the devils post, and oddly enough its midnight in Blighty, I sense bad things going on here
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Male 4,867
666, nice,
and i`m with you fred. who needs the French?
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Male 2,056
doomisgood, we probably need that right now

(speaking of doom, lol at 666 posts)
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Male 13,630
SomeShoes- well Im hoping for at least for France to be chopped off the map!
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Male 2,056
Huzza! i wonder if that would be the equivalent of the weather coming down hard off its high
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Male 4,867
-revives the OF with his charm and wit-

...but not really
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Male 13,630
SomeShoes - I think the global weather has gone to pot, lets look forward to 2012 !!
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Male 13,630
lostinkorea - G`nite health drink junkey!!!
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Male 2,056
g`day lost
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Female 3,726
G`night IAB, it`s sleepy time...

Too bad Davy wasn`t on here to chat : - (
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Female 3,726
You are my sunshine...

What about...

hmmmm hmmmm hm hm hm hmmmmmmmm hmmmmmh hmmmmmh mmmmmmmmmmhmmmm hmmmmmmmm ohhhh yeah!
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Male 2,056
@ lostinkorea, a monotonic one?
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Male 2,056
lol, good point
yesterday was really nice out tho (as in t-shirts and shorts type thing), and it`s hailed twice already today

basically, someone needs to remind the weatherman it`s april, not october
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Female 3,726
Hmmmm hmmmmh huuummmmmm hmmmmm hhhhh,mmmmmm

What song am I humming?
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Male 13,630
Well I`ll give it a few more minutes afore IAB decides to wake up, then Im going to watch Life on Earth, as life on IAB is pretty quiet right now
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Male 13,630
Well Canada is cool, so I guess yeah its cold!!!!!
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Male 2,056
well they do seem to be the most frequent
(and its freaking cold outside)
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Male 13,630
I think wonderwoman, heath drinks, and mass mutilation are errr, the hot topic right now, well, maybe not hot, say..tepid
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Male 2,056
well this is an interesting time to enter a conversation
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Male 13,630
@lostinkorea - Woooooooooooooo!!!! if that turns you into um, her, than..........Im happy for you to drink it
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Female 3,726
@ Fred


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Male 13,630
lostinkorea - sorry that just sounds like something to err, evacuate the bum dept
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Male 13,630
domisgood - Dayum, I never knew that
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Male 4,867
story behind 3G1H:
3 Ukranian kids from fairly wealthy families began killing, after a while one quit but the other two continued. In total they killed 21 people and then attended the funerals of their victims it all happened around Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine. The 3 kids all admitted they had done the killing as a hobby. The victim in the video is Sergei Yatzenko, 48, from the village of Taromskoyethe video was taken on July 12, 2007, and his body was found on July 16.

some people are just fcuked up :/
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Male 1,610
jesus christ that was sick! is there a story behind that video 3G1H? the other one was pretty funny but now i dont feel so hot.
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Male 4,867
oh i had that stuff once, it looks gross but tastes soooo damn good.
pretty expensive though
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Male 4,867
but actually Dr.Pepper
i live of this poo to be honest
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Female 3,726
No, no, no it`s Naked all natural superfood 100% juice smoothie, no sugar added.

Apple
Mango
Pineapple
Banana
Kiwi
Chlorella
Broccoli
Spinach
Barley Grass
Wheat Grass
Parsley
Ginger Root
Algae

and it`s delicious! Yummy, in my tummy! This is the best store bought smoothie. Normally, I make my own but I was unable to go by the German fruit Markt.
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Male 4,867
I`m drinking fully clothed
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Female 3,726
I`m drinking Naked. What are you drinking?
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Male 25,416
oen forum wooooo hoooo!
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Female 3,726
drating hell, how did you guys find those sites? Let`s change the topic...

oh good grief Charlie Brown
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Male 4,867
Harlequin baby is NASTY

lost, did you look up Sandbox? lol
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Female 3,726
oh for drats sake...that is NOT real
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Male 1,610
[quote]What is the grossest website you`ve seen on the internet?[/quote]

Rotten.com - first website i was ever introduced to by my sis to show me harlequin baby and a guy who put a Bunsen burner under hit tub and died in the bathrub....cops didn`t discover him until he resembled a thick stew.

Humoron.com - a mix between faces of death and porn I never wanted to see.

Seriously consider your mental health before checking out the latter. The former is just full of gross awesomeness!
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Female 3,726
3 guys was awful, I couldn`t see the whole thing...never heard of sandbox.
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Male 4,867
grossest thing i`ve seen is a toss up between Kids in Sandbox and 3 guys 1 hammer.

If you`re faint of heart or there is anyone else around, DO NOT GOOGLE
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Female 3,726
I eat these turtles...

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Female 3,726
What is the grossest website you`ve seen on the internet?

Me?

Anything from FS and tub girl....
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Male 4,867
i like games
i also like turtles
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Female 3,726

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Female 3,726
Let`s play a game....
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Female 3,726
I am surprised you were able to get home Davy! No flights in or out here in Germany...
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Male 4,867
hey Davy, at least you could land.
Iceland farted all over us.
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Male 12,138
Damn right Oystah... need to dry out for a couple of... months.
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Male 690
This makes me want to drink beer. IAB has seen its better days, IMHO.
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Female 4,039
I bet your liver isn`t ready to go back so soon, Davymid! Mine gets so angry with me when I go there!
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Male 12,138
Home at last. There`s landing in fog, then there`s landing in a real pea-souper, then there`s landing in Newfoundland. Heard the thump, still couldn`t see the runway, shutters may as well have been down. Resounding applause erupted from all passengers.

New Orleans was awesome though. Def going back.
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Female 8,046
Sorry- went and lived a bit. Did you say you CAN read and count over there? Well done!!
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Male 5,970
I just had a really awesome dream...but it wasn`t real...
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Female 4,039
Hhaha - I watched a few scenes of it last night!
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Female 85
If it wasn`t TONIGHT - i`d tell you to go get the movie and watch without commentary first, so it doesn`t get to annoying when someone is talking over the movie.
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Female 4,039
Whoa - that`s a great idea! It will also be handy for walking back to the car afterwards.
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Male 1,610
that could get annoying, even with a star of the film doing it, but then again he`s probably got some awesome anecdotes. you should bring a wooden baseball bat for him to sign.
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Female 4,039
I love the movie too - Chaz Palmenteiri (who played Sonny - the "now yous can`t leave guy") is narrating the film on stage - kind of a one man show - not sure how that will be. Getting decent reviews, though. Slight possibility I might get to meet him after the show. I will be STARRRRSTRUUUUCCKKKK!!! ******
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Male 698
i don`t get it?
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Male 1,610
A Bronx Tale is a pretty good movie, being de Niro`s first film. love the scene with the bikers in the bar. "now yous can`t leave"
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Female 4,039
`sup fools. I`m working today (or at least I am at work) for a little bit. Going to see A Bronx Tale tonight - anyone seen it?
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Female 509
This weekend will be most productive for me. First I will wake up and remain in bed. I will practice my delegation skills by getting whoever is in the house to retrieve the remote control which is currently on the other end of the bed on which I am resting. Secondly, I will surf the web, frequently visiting I-am-bored because, hell, I`m bored. Finally, through no fault of my own, I`ll open up my briefcase and pull out some work to finish up for Monday (this will put a frightening end to my most productive weekend).
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Female 1,963
I am suddenly intensely wishing I was doing something worth mentioning tonight, but alas I am planning on not getting out of my comfy pants, attempting to study but failing miserably, and half heartedly watching tv. I am planning on eating sushi though. I`ll try to eat it so as to break all of the rules that were listed in that one post.
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Male 522
yay open forum!
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Male 4,867
today i may end up crying of Man City beat Man Utd.
But if United win i`ll go around kicking kittens to celebrate
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Male 1,452
bat, sadly the prequel trilogy was made by George Lucas
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Female 691
Today, I will mostly be not even pretending I am doing any work. I am not working. Suck it, Mr Harrison.
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Male 40,739
Lets see, girls in costumes, money, bed.
No problems here! Except that, as kinjomusashi mentioned, I`m not in the picture...
[sound of weeping]
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Male 2,238
Good call, Dom.
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Male 4,004
"Don`t pretend you don`t like it."

You can`t pretend you don`t like it. It`s impossible for anyone, anywhere, anytime, to dislike any of the Star Wars movies. Anyone who says they do not like it, only do it for the shock value, but it`s like 2g1c, people get de-sensitized by it.

Note: I heard a rumor that some loser made a prequel trilogy, and that he made it suck horrendous balls. As they were obviously not directed by the same deity that created the "original" three, we can assume that they do not count as Star Wars movies.
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Male 4,867
yes it was terp.
its also my pet name for primetimekinsmom
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Male 2,238
[quote]or catdog[/quote]
Wasn`t that a TV show? Catdog, caaaaatdog.

And Bob, you know me too well. ;D
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Male 4,867
i always wanted a dog with a saddle,
like a badass dog.
or catdog
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Male 4,290
[quote]So yeah, The Empire suc- *is force choked*[/quote]
Don`t pretend you don`t like it.
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Male 4,290
[quote]I-A-B i need your help what would be better? horse legs to run fast as poo and i dont mean like a minotaur i mean like just 2 horse legs that were as fast as a normal horse. Or would you rather have a cheetah with a seat you could ride to work?
[/quote]

Cheetah with a seat, hands down. Then you could train it to attack people you don`t like as well. Can`t do that with horse legs.
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Male 2,238
AND Tokelau.

So yeah, The Empire suc- *is force choked*
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Male 2,238
We have, uh....the Chatham Islands and uh....Kiribati!

Well then you`re in the right place, Ali.
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Male 695
I`m sooo hungover... ugh
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Male 4,867
what countries have you acquired...

(and dont ever talk badly of The Empire again...we have Darth Vader)
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Female 318
[confused]
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Male 2,238
Hey man, at least when we acquire countries, we can hold onto them. Unlike the British Empire, amirite?
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Male 4,867
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PERMABAN YOU SHEEPSHAGGING NEW ZEALAND MOFO!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

imeanwhut
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Male 2,238
[Kidding]
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Male 2,238
[Perma ban without warning]
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Male 4,867
[out of the blue racist comment]
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Male 2,238
Dammit Dom. All of them?

[generally apathetic reply]
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Female 2,672
[religious debate]
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Male 4,867
no trp.
i killed them all
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Male 2,238
Hey, this is an OF. Awesome.

Anyone out there in IABlands?
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Male 3,619
[quote] The only thing that bothers me about European money is that it gets bigger as it increases in value. It makes it easier to lose. [/quote]
yes, that is true. that is because we Europeans think of it like a matter of being worth keeping large bills. You have to be able to take care of ur things or ur gonna lose them
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Male 260
sorry madduck, we dont need pretty colors to differentiate the currency in our monetary system, we can read and count and all that other stuff...
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Male 914
mo` problems? the only problem i see in this picture is that i`m not in it...
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Female 8,046
i`m terribly sorry america- your money is drab. And hard to sort - you really need some more colour in it!
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Male 680
Lionhart, are you proud of yourself? xD
I`d take the cheetah, by the way. Cheetah(s?) are badass.

@Baracus: Yes, probably.
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Male 3,819
Talk about a dead OF.
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Male 38
am i rascist for assuming a black guy is taking that pic?
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Male 8,300
> Jadavid
> what would be better? 2 horse legs that were as fast as a normal horse or would you rather have a cheetah with a seat you could ride to work?

Well since you ask us as typical IAB users, then: It`s `which` would be better, not `what` as you are giving alternatives. Plus, horse legs are not `as fast as a normal horse`, in fact horse legs intrinsically have no speed at all, it is the horse which does that for the legs. Cheetahs already have a seat, they sit on it; I believe you mean a `saddle`. And in all cases, neither would be appropriate nor necessary, since I work from home.

:-)
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Male 67
man a1butcher, why you gotta go drag nationality into this
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Male 1
i`d tap that
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Male 4,807
CAPS trump italians any day!!!
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Male 4,807
I have CAPS DOWN GOOD
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Female 98
[quote]i got the italics down mofo[/quote]
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Female 98
[quote]lalala[/quote]
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Female 98
she got some big ass thighs to be wearing that outfit man. . . sure aint hookin cash.
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Male 8
Money money money MONEY!
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Female 318
Eh, I have to work. I`d bitch, but I`m glad I have a job.
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Male 126
I-A-B i need your help what would be better? horse legs to run fast as poo and i dont mean like a minotaur i mean like just 2 horse legs that were as fast as a normal horse. Or would you rather have a cheetah with a seat you could ride to work?
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Male 548
The Office is such a great show...

And catsuits murdered my parents, I have declared a personal vendetta against them.
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Male 1,610
nothing Lemur, the catsuits might just be the only redeeming feature of that play. I just couldnt stand to watch people pretending to be one.

Makes me think of Angela from The Office
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Female 385
what have you got against catsuits??
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Male 548
Oh man, I`d rather take a bullet to the brain then watch some feline centered interpretive dance. Pretty good, I`m just glad it`s finally the weekend.
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Male 1,610
Someshoes - it`s [ quote ] your text here [ /quote ] without the spaces
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Male 1,610
great! enjoying not being at a performance of Catz with my gf. i`ll make sacrafices, thats not one of them. you?
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Male 548
Yeah they were deleted before I even looked. I only said that because hehehenerd mentioned that soon someone would label it as so...

Hows it goin?
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Male 1,610
oh relax, i deleted them. lets not go getting our panties in a wad after the fact.
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Male 548
I`m using my Spider Sense. It`s apparently superior to the Spammer Sense of Smell.
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Male 8,300
I may be a smoker but my Spammer Sense of Smell still works fine.
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Male 548
i smell a spammer
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Male 1,610
remember, i am merciful, while others are not. but i`m gonna figure it out soon enough
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Male 5,970
Brass? I`m going to ask you to stop. Just wait till someone else gets here and they can tell you how, what you are doing now is spam!
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Male 5,970
I just watched The Hurt Locker, it was magnificent.
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Male 1,610
very well gentlemen, you leave me no choice but to use this forum as a testing forum.
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Male 2,125
[quote]Italics are only for the sacred and worthy[/quote]
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Male 10,440
[quote] The sacred italics can only be used by the worthy [/quote]
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Male 1,347
[quote]italics[/quote] yay!!
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Male 4,867
this has got to be a record time for an OF to fall flat on its face...DEAD
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Male 2,056
like brassbull, I would also like to know how to use italics
[i][i/] thing doesn`t seem to work
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Male 10,440
This could have been sexier, but it fails.
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Male 350
@Berenice, really; she has thin walls so we have to wait till her parents go to sleep.
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Male 1,610
they one in the corner`s a girl too. could someone tell me how to italicize on this site? been searching online but found bupkis!
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Male 4,867
i killed this poo already?
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Male 4,867
i thought i could smell an OF
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Female 1,682
Uhh. I might go see Kickass this weekend. Probably lounge around the house. It keeps storming here D:
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Female 1,682
Omgggg. OF <3
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Female 2,289
i do, i`m just not putting it to use.
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Male 15,510
Blah
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Female 536
And britt566, I`ve been on this site everyday for the past four years. Others have been here since the beginning. I have a life, I know you must have one too :]
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Female 536
WATCH MOVIES MY A**
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Female 65
money smells bad, that money smells worse...and the bedset is giving me the creeps.
Home from workin in the urban jungle...
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Male 350
Saturday, I`ll go over to my girlfriend`s and we`ll watch movies...
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Female 2,289
I`ve been on this site at least once a day every day for the past two years i think.

i really have no life.
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Female 3,828
i need mo` money, or my weekend is gonna suck :-(
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Male 668
Open forum. Woot...
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Female 708
I see alcohol in the back... this explains everything.
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Female 497
Silver space suits and a load of money...this is obviously a picture of Scientology headquarters.
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Male 2,056
i have a bruised finger which makes it hard to type.

well, there`s my two cents
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Female 1,287
Bracket fail, bracket fail, bracketbracketbracketbracketbraketbraket fail! :D

Hahaha, Open Forums are fun, eh?
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Male 229
Why is one guy sitting in the corner...? And why do they have silver suits on? WTF did they do to the punch?!?
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Male 229
Why is one guy sitting in the corner...? And why do they have silver suits on? WTF did they do to the punch?!?
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Male 2,125
YAYYY OPEN FORUM!!!
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Female 812
I would love to do that one day
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Male 1,523
I`m gonna be playin music with friends, and other than that I`ll be on the computer.
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Male 2,703
Mo` cellulite; hopefully just a bad pic
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Male 198
im hanging out with fancy... :P
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Male 20,908
Link: Mo` Money, Mo` Problems... [Pic & Open Forum] [Rate Link] - I-A-B, as you can see from this photo, Fancylad has is weekend planned out--what are you doing? [Open Forum `til Monday]
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