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Date: 04/13/10 07:02 PM

40 Responses to Master of Business Card Throwing

  1. Profile photo of rquincy
    rquincy Male 50-59
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    April 13, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Link: Master of Business Card Throwing - The only man in the world that can kill you like a dog with the flick of a business card.
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    wolfguy423 Male 18-29
    172 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    Lol. pretty awesome :-D
  3. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Awesome stuff.
  4. Profile photo of Animecha
    Animecha Male 18-29
    147 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    A business card doesn`t have enough mass to cause much harm besides a small paper cut.

    Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    thats why you never ask a ninja for his business card
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    X-men`s Gambit is real!
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    madest Male 40-49
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    April 13, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    I could do that.
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    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    cool, but immensely useless.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    You can`t kill anyone with a thrown card, though I wouldn`t like to be on the receiving end.

    They tried it on Mythbusters.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    The card through the door one was the best.

    BAN itkonlyouja
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    c0rRupt3dblu Male 18-29
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    April 13, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    Show of hands: Whose gonna go practice their Gambit skills?!

    -Raises hand- :P
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    Of course he`s Asian. Have a ridiculously useless talent? You`re probably Asian.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    Thats very cool but not useless if you have ninja stars!
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    April 13, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    wow... this guy IS Gambit!
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    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:10 am
    That is fairly useless, but drating cool.
  16. Profile photo of OdessaMW
    OdessaMW Female 18-29
    99 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:24 am
    NINJA why waste your talent!!!
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:32 am
    No people, I think you`ll find Bullseye was the one that can kill people with playing cards - Gambit merely charged them with potential/ kinetic energy and threw them. Sure, his accuracy was uncanny but nowhere near Bullseye`s level :-)
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 3:42 am
    To quote from the video, "Woo".
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    xxsevynxx Male 18-29
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    April 14, 2010 at 4:24 am
    good way to get people to notice your business card when it`s sticking out of your arm or head.
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    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:25 am
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    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:25 am
    you do realize that even heavy stock playing cards don`t have enough weight to then to actually kill, right? sharpened metal cards aside.
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    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:50 am
    meh, too many cuts in the video. he could suck and do like 1000 tries for each scene for all we know
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    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:18 am
    Of course they don`t have enough weight to do any real damage. This should have been obvious from the scene in the video, in which he threw the card around the paper screens to hit that balloon, when it would have been much cooler to punch through the screens.
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    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:50 am
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    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 8:19 am
    HOT. This guy must get loads of tail showing this trick off in bars.
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    josher8 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 8:31 am
    He ain`t as good as me though throwing a knife in MW2 haha.
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    KidGixxer Male 30-39
    182 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 8:31 am
    Rick Smith Jr
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    April 14, 2010 at 9:39 am
    comp wizard, I thought he DID go through the screens...oh well

    reminds me of when bart was a take out menu deliverer, I would give this guy the job of delivering my business cards. *guy reading a newspaper on park bench, business card flies through paper and into his pocket*
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 10:12 am
    This dude could kill you with advertising.... WTF?!
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    cali8an Male 30-39
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    April 14, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    I had a surprising amount of fun watching this- I am a simple, simple creature
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    genghiskhan Male 30-39
    138 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Bullseye from marvel comics
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    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 3:23 pm
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    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    I had a Geography teacher that used to be able to hit anyone in class with a simple credit-card-like card (a school ID badge). Error margin never was greater than 5 inches, even from almost 25 feet away.

    Not in straight lines, granted, but generally with acute arcs that could not possibly be calculated with care. Probably a muscle memory/reflex quick aim effect.
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    nicolanicola Female 13-17
    59 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    wow wow wow
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    clancy54 Male 18-29
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    April 14, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    Time to go buy (steal from a business) a stack of cards. Go practice till I lose them all. Then come inside and feel like a loser as I can not possibly do that.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Whatever Asian Gambit.

    I want to see him throw some knives.
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    Antix Male 18-29
    12 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:49 pm
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    MCFC89 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    that was absolutely incredible, the guy is like freaking Gambit or something but without the exploding cards
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    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 6:56 am
    Lmao, damnit. I was looking to see if someone had done an asian gambit joke. And people have :(
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    T3STSubj3ctX Male 13-17
    24 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    i can do that too..not that hard.

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