Master of Business Card Throwing

Submitted by: rquincy 7 years ago in Misc

The only man in the world that can kill you like a dog with the flick of a business card.
There are 40 comments:
Male 24
i can do that too..not that hard.
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Male 621
Lmao, damnit. I was looking to see if someone had done an asian gambit joke. And people have :(
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Male 122
that was absolutely incredible, the guy is like freaking Gambit or something but without the exploding cards
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Male 12
WHY ARE ASIANS SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING
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Female 2,352
Whatever Asian Gambit.

I want to see him throw some knives.
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Male 83
Time to go buy (steal from a business) a stack of cards. Go practice till I lose them all. Then come inside and feel like a loser as I can not possibly do that.
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Female 59
wow wow wow
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Male 299
I had a Geography teacher that used to be able to hit anyone in class with a simple credit-card-like card (a school ID badge). Error margin never was greater than 5 inches, even from almost 25 feet away.

Not in straight lines, granted, but generally with acute arcs that could not possibly be calculated with care. Probably a muscle memory/reflex quick aim effect.
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Male 129
amazon!
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Male 137
Bullseye from marvel comics
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Male 4
I had a surprising amount of fun watching this- I am a simple, simple creature
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Male 2,688
This dude could kill you with advertising.... WTF?!
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Male 2,703
comp wizard, I thought he DID go through the screens...oh well

reminds me of when bart was a take out menu deliverer, I would give this guy the job of delivering my business cards. *guy reading a newspaper on park bench, business card flies through paper and into his pocket*
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Male 182
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Male 91
He ain`t as good as me though throwing a knife in MW2 haha.
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Female 547
HOT. This guy must get loads of tail showing this trick off in bars.
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Male 231
I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE AN ASIAN!!!! HA!! :D
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Male 194
Of course they don`t have enough weight to do any real damage. This should have been obvious from the scene in the video, in which he threw the card around the paper screens to hit that balloon, when it would have been much cooler to punch through the screens.
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Male 600
meh, too many cuts in the video. he could suck and do like 1000 tries for each scene for all we know
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Male 250
you do realize that even heavy stock playing cards don`t have enough weight to then to actually kill, right? sharpened metal cards aside.
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Female 239
gambit!!!!
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Male 76
good way to get people to notice your business card when it`s sticking out of your arm or head.
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Male 3,060
To quote from the video, "Woo".
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Male 2,586
No people, I think you`ll find Bullseye was the one that can kill people with playing cards - Gambit merely charged them with potential/ kinetic energy and threw them. Sure, his accuracy was uncanny but nowhere near Bullseye`s level :-)
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Female 99
NINJA why waste your talent!!!
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Male 425
That is fairly useless, but drating cool.
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Male 1,598
wow... this guy IS Gambit!
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Male 25,416
Thats very cool but not useless if you have ninja stars!
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Male 2,034
Of course he`s Asian. Have a ridiculously useless talent? You`re probably Asian.
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Male 31
Show of hands: Whose gonna go practice their Gambit skills?!

-Raises hand- :P
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Male 10,855
The card through the door one was the best.





BAN itkonlyouja
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Male 12,365
You can`t kill anyone with a thrown card, though I wouldn`t like to be on the receiving end.

They tried it on Mythbusters.
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Male 363
cool, but immensely useless.
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Male 7,378
I could do that.
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Male 15,510
X-men`s Gambit is real!
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Male 7,611
thats why you never ask a ninja for his business card
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Male 147
A business card doesn`t have enough mass to cause much harm besides a small paper cut.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
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Male 680
Awesome stuff.
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Male 172
Lol. pretty awesome :-D
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Male 3
Link: Master of Business Card Throwing [Rate Link] - The only man in the world that can kill you like a dog with the flick of a business card.
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