Man Attempts to Assassinate Obama

Submitted by: xtkm1x 6 years ago Misc

"...But not because he"s black or anything."
There are 59 comments:
Female 536
I realized it was Onion by the way that "today now!" stood out and then I looked a little down... I hate the Onion
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Male 304
I didn`t even realize that this was an onion video for about a minute and a half.
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Male 3,915
lol...this was so funny...i loved this!

you all need to lighten up...sheesh
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Female 3,598
whats wrong with the onion? don`t you like a little political sattire? i LOVE the onion.
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Male 44
dont talk about it, be about it
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Male 2,085
You keep thinking that Stardagger. Idiot
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Male 122
its an Onion and its stupid
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Male 20
wHite house? like cool Whip from family guy?
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Male 3,255
Holy poo, they had me going until like, 2:15! rofl!
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Female 250
it was onion news

"was this serious? I feel like this should be in the onion its so ridiculous."
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Male 1,190
The sad thing is there are crazies out there who think Obama is a Kenyan born communist who is actually the Anti-Xrist. Unfortunately they are allowed to vote, fortunately their party, the GOP will never win a presidential election again.
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Male 675
Onion does it again. Only incognito this time, you have to actually look for the Onion label down at the bottom.
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Male 22
Wow i thought it was real till the end when they had the date with your 18 year old daughter.
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Male 119
i felt like i had to keep reiterating that it wasn`t because he was black every time i spoke out against obama before his election. every time i tried to engage someone in a discussion the second i said i didn`t want him to become president people would start accusing me of being racist with a complete disregard of my reasons. i hated the crappy mentality that people had of "if you don`t vote for obama you are racist."
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Female 1,380
@hobomoe it is the onion...
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Male 515
was this serious? I feel like this should be in the onion its so ridiculous.
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Female 1,380
ugh the stupid drating onion....there should be like an onion warning for people who don`t want to waste their time clicking on an onion link.
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Male 2,553
Srsly. The googlead thingy kept me from seeing the Today Now, and I missed the logo in the beginning. I kept praying it was Onion right from 0:45. Though, I was a bit suspicious about the choice of stamps. >.< :P
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Male 79
hahaha.......silly onion...finally fooled me...until the crossbow part of course...
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Female 2,509
bbuuttt, you can win a date for your 18 yr old daugher!
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Female 4,376
I love how he is sitting their planning on murdering somebody basically in cold blood due to a difference in opinion over certain political beliefs but then lists off how much he likes black people because god forbid he should be a racist when just plain being a murderer is just dandy.
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Male 4,290
Hehe the picture was a bit laggy for me, so I never saw the Onion tickertape. I realised it must be fake at the militia bit though. Very funny.
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Male 56
god i was hoping so much that it was the onion, sometimes its just to belevable in places
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Male 1,190
Another Fox news listener, trying to kill The One.
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Male 1,237
hahahah ahh i was totally roped in right up until the crossbow thing
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Male 25,416
o dear :( thats just not funny!
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Female 471
Hahaha! It had me going for a minute. I love The Onion.
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Male 1,598
Politically correct assassin :P
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Female 779
I almost believed, but then it got silly. XD Oh Onion so so clever. :D
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Male 152
The "Onion News Network" text is in a marquee in the bottom-left corner, for all who think it is real.
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Male 3,631
The `only talkative to black people` made me suspicious, but not in a way related to the newscast - the first thing that raised my eyebrow was the smoothness with which the newscaster interrupted his reporter to remind her of the name of the man who was shot with a gun. But I didn`t start looking around for the name of the broadcaster `till Sly and the Family Stone! Awesome! You f*cking got me this time, Onion! Way to go hiding the logo!
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Male 1,195
This is from The Onion, it says so on the video page on YouTube.
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Male 245
A crossbow. Nice. Sometimes I wish the Onion was a real news channel that just happened to find the damn funniest things to report. It`d make it a lot funnier.
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Male 1,081
Oh, lol, his quotes... HAHAHAHA...
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Male 1,064
I didnt see any onion symbols. Is this an entirely new news parody?
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Male 2,690
The ending was good, once they changed topics ha
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Female 1,682
Bahahaha. Hes totally not racist >_> At first when I saw this I was like woah wut? Then the Onion logo...lol
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Male 678
this reaks of onion worthlessness..... damn you IAB you`ve tricked me again....i hate the onion!
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Male 4,807
I gotta stop read the comments Before checking out the post... I would have, maybe, fell for it cept for the really bad actor trying to sound ligit.
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Female 2,289
same faces in every onion story how can people not notice
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Male 1,222
Hes racist
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Male 490
Lmfao! That was excellent.
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Male 10,845
For a second I actually thought this was legit. Until I saw Onion News Network on the ticker.
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Male 68
Alex Croft really confuses the hell out of me.
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Female 536
love the Onion <3 But what I love more is how many people don`t get that it`s a joke
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Male 212
I started watching this as a serious broadcast. I`m so gullible, I can trick myself.
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Male 34
It`s weird. he seems to make such a conscious effort to not appear to be racist, it`s almost as if he is racist, but in a pseudo reverse fashion, like as if he has an affinity for black people.
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Male 5,314
this was the onion right?
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Female 838
Today Now! is the onion.

PS This was pretty funny
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Female 130
hahahaha!
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Female 2,289
i actually thought this one was funny.
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Male 194
AHAHAHAH
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Female 356
I love the way hes so paranoid that everyone gonna think he`s racist.
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Male 93
Is this fake or real?
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Male 1,610
Hahahahahaha, WIN!
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Male 221
Thank God, couldn`t see a logo.

That was like a south park news report
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Male 719
The Onion: So obvious, it`s retarded.

Sorry to the retarded people here. You actually aren`t as stupid as the Onion.
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Male 221
Is this on the Onion? Is this serious?
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Male 432
Link: Man Attempts to Assassinate Obama [Rate Link] - `...But not because he`s black or anything.`
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