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Date: 04/22/10 05:00 PM

59 Responses to Man Attempts to Assassinate Obama

  1. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 12:42 am
    Link: Man Attempts to Assassinate Obama - `...But not because he`s black or anything.`
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    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Is this on the Onion? Is this serious?
  3. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    The Onion: So obvious, it`s retarded.

    Sorry to the retarded people here. You actually aren`t as stupid as the Onion.
  4. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Thank God, couldn`t see a logo.

    That was like a south park news report
  5. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Hahahahahaha, WIN!
  6. Profile photo of KoW210
    KoW210 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Is this fake or real?
  7. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    I love the way hes so paranoid that everyone gonna think he`s racist.
  8. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
    194 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    AHAHAHAH
  9. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    i actually thought this one was funny.
  10. Profile photo of leahers
    leahers Female 18-29
    130 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    hahahaha!
  11. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    Today Now! is the onion.

    PS This was pretty funny
  12. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    this was the onion right?
  13. Profile photo of phantom16
    phantom16 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    It`s weird. he seems to make such a conscious effort to not appear to be racist, it`s almost as if he is racist, but in a pseudo reverse fashion, like as if he has an affinity for black people.
  14. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    I started watching this as a serious broadcast. I`m so gullible, I can trick myself.
  15. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    love the Onion <3 But what I love more is how many people don`t get that it`s a joke
  16. Profile photo of Lejjena
    Lejjena Male 18-29
    68 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    Alex Croft really confuses the hell out of me.
  17. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    For a second I actually thought this was legit. Until I saw Onion News Network on the ticker.
  18. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    Lmfao! That was excellent.
  19. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Hes racist
  20. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    same faces in every onion story how can people not notice
  21. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    I gotta stop read the comments Before checking out the post... I would have, maybe, fell for it cept for the really bad actor trying to sound ligit.
  22. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    this reaks of onion worthlessness..... damn you IAB you`ve tricked me again....i hate the onion!
  23. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    Bahahaha. Hes totally not racist >_> At first when I saw this I was like woah wut? Then the Onion logo...lol
  24. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    The ending was good, once they changed topics ha
  25. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    I didnt see any onion symbols. Is this an entirely new news parody?
  26. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    Oh, lol, his quotes... HAHAHAHA...
  27. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    A crossbow. Nice. Sometimes I wish the Onion was a real news channel that just happened to find the damn funniest things to report. It`d make it a lot funnier.
  28. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    This is from The Onion, it says so on the video page on YouTube.
  29. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    The `only talkative to black people` made me suspicious, but not in a way related to the newscast - the first thing that raised my eyebrow was the smoothness with which the newscaster interrupted his reporter to remind her of the name of the man who was shot with a gun. But I didn`t start looking around for the name of the broadcaster `till Sly and the Family Stone! Awesome! You f*cking got me this time, Onion! Way to go hiding the logo!
  30. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    The "Onion News Network" text is in a marquee in the bottom-left corner, for all who think it is real.
  31. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    I almost believed, but then it got silly. XD Oh Onion so so clever. :D
  32. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    Politically correct assassin :P
  33. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    Hahaha! It had me going for a minute. I love The Onion.
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 2:42 am
    o dear :( thats just not funny!
  35. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:02 am
    hahahah ahh i was totally roped in right up until the crossbow thing
  36. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:17 am
    Another Fox news listener, trying to kill The One.
  37. Profile photo of antman
    antman Male 18-29
    56 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:59 am
    god i was hoping so much that it was the onion, sometimes its just to belevable in places
  38. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 4:18 am
    Hehe the picture was a bit laggy for me, so I never saw the Onion tickertape. I realised it must be fake at the militia bit though. Very funny.
  39. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 6:06 am
    I love how he is sitting their planning on murdering somebody basically in cold blood due to a difference in opinion over certain political beliefs but then lists off how much he likes black people because god forbid he should be a racist when just plain being a murderer is just dandy.
  40. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 8:16 am
    bbuuttt, you can win a date for your 18 yr old daugher!
  41. Profile photo of rgu3t0
    rgu3t0 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 8:32 am
    hahaha.......silly onion...finally fooled me...until the crossbow part of course...
  42. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Srsly. The googlead thingy kept me from seeing the Today Now, and I missed the logo in the beginning. I kept praying it was Onion right from 0:45. Though, I was a bit suspicious about the choice of stamps. >.< :P
  43. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 9:37 am
    ugh the stupid drating onion....there should be like an onion warning for people who don`t want to waste their time clicking on an onion link.
  44. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 9:37 am
    was this serious? I feel like this should be in the onion its so ridiculous.
  45. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 9:46 am
    @hobomoe it is the onion...
  46. Profile photo of someguy83
    someguy83 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:25 am
    i felt like i had to keep reiterating that it wasn`t because he was black every time i spoke out against obama before his election. every time i tried to engage someone in a discussion the second i said i didn`t want him to become president people would start accusing me of being racist with a complete disregard of my reasons. i hated the crappy mentality that people had of "if you don`t vote for obama you are racist."
  47. Profile photo of woodj90
    woodj90 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Wow i thought it was real till the end when they had the date with your 18 year old daughter.
  48. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Onion does it again. Only incognito this time, you have to actually look for the Onion label down at the bottom.
  49. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:03 am
    The sad thing is there are crazies out there who think Obama is a Kenyan born communist who is actually the Anti-Xrist. Unfortunately they are allowed to vote, fortunately their party, the GOP will never win a presidential election again.
  50. Profile photo of vancouverite
    vancouverite Female 18-29
    250 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:15 am
    it was onion news

    "was this serious? I feel like this should be in the onion its so ridiculous."
  51. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:45 am
    Holy poo, they had me going until like, 2:15! rofl!
  52. Profile photo of razr
    razr Male 13-17
    20 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    wHite house? like cool Whip from family guy?
  53. Profile photo of MCFC89
    MCFC89 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    its an Onion and its stupid
  54. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    You keep thinking that Stardagger. Idiot
  55. Profile photo of footpenis
    footpenis Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    dont talk about it, be about it
  56. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    whats wrong with the onion? don`t you like a little political sattire? i LOVE the onion.
  57. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    lol...this was so funny...i loved this!

    you all need to lighten up...sheesh
  58. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 2:10 am
    I didn`t even realize that this was an onion video for about a minute and a half.
  59. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 8:10 am
    I realized it was Onion by the way that "today now!" stood out and then I looked a little down... I hate the Onion

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