Man Assaults Female Cop, Lays Smack Down On Her

Submitted by: Twigz_77 7 years ago in
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

Pop quiz, I-A-B: What did this man use to assault the female officer? What did he use!
There are 49 comments:
Male 12,365
For all those people wondering about height and whether he was 10 feet tall, imagine this scenario:

Man is sitting down.

Copper sits or squats to talk to him in an unthreatening manner.

Man stands up quickly.

Now...how tall is a standing man likely to be relative to a sitting or squatting woman?
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Male 28
Ohh at long last, something on i-am-bored that is near me! :-D This was just down the road from where i live :P Doesn`t mean I can explain htf he managed so swing his schlong at her though :-/
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Female 2,695
wait.. his wife called the police on him because he was drunk? what the drat
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Female 721
Avoid being struck? What the hell was she doing that close to begin with and why at the level of his crotch?
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Male 25,416
ok! random!
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Female 3,598
haha, EVASIVE MANUVERES!! UNIDENTIFIED FLYING PENIS IN AREA!
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Male 3,915
sheesh! is he 10 feet tall or swingin a 3 foot schlong?!
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Female 236
I`m gonna guess his d!ck!! And I was right..

*lost faith in humanity once again*
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Male 9
"Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November. "
wow, that is some response time.
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Male 40,764
So it`s not just the plot of a porno? LoLz!
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Female 108
my answer was "his pimp hand" but this was so much better
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Male 599
"Forcing her to take evasive action" lulz
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Male 5,189
Fined. Fined!? Woah.
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Male 1,557
I remember this story. It`s stupid, as though it would`ve done any harm.
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Male 24
ARgghhhhh! Repost!
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Female 68
Bet she didn`t see that cumming.
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Female 3,828
She was prolly grossed out and thought she`d get crabs or something, so she prevented any chance of THAT happening. LOL
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Male 1,231
Aberdeen? Surprising there wasn`t some sort of duel between him and the officer...
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Male 3,332
What a height difference that must have been if he was able to get his penis around her head area. Unless she was on her knees, but why would a cop be on her knees. I just don`t see how this came about happening.
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Female 833
erm... struck her on the head with his penis? whaaaaa?!
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Male 225
I`m more confused about why the cops even came in the first place. He was drunk in his home. he was sitting on the couch, which would suggest he was not being violent, which means she could have left. and if the roles were reversed the police wouldve told him to man up and leave.
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Male 15

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Male 172
OMG, LOL I totally guessed that before i even read the report on it.. ^_^
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Female 2,927
standing over the officer? what is he 9foot 8 tall,?was he wearing platforms?
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Female 78
why was her head any where near his groin area? is that new police policy for an arrest these days?
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Female 50
what was her head doing down there anyway?
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Male 720
Wow I was just gonna comment on here before even reading the article "it was his penis" just to be a dick (no pun intended) lol
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Female 2,352
Lol "she had to take evasive action to avoid being struck". XD
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Male 1,674
and the best part is that it has a happy ending!
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Male 554
lol `man used penis to ass...` i see the same on my tab =D
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Male 421
EVASIVE MANEUVERS
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Male 59
Thought this was funny and possibly pertaining to the story when I opened it up in a new tab.


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Male 10,440
That`s what happens when you`re drunk.
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Female 1,401
I WIN POP QUIZ!
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Male 833
called it. must be spending too much time here
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Female 1,677
Wow I totally guessed penis before going in thinking `but that`s so drating gross and somehow obvious it won`t be. probably a potato or something.`

She should have nightsticked him in the balls.
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Male 877
he was in his own house...whats the problem?
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Male 931
yaaaay, i submitted this weeks ago but it got ignored(!)
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Male 2,344
Grrr, stolen from meh agaaain.
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Female 509
This made me laugh...does that make me bad?
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Female 924
"She`s a Lithuanian police officer, she`s seen worse."

It was in Scotland, not in Lithuania.
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Male 7,378
Fine sounds reasonable. She`s a Lithuanian police officer, she`s seen worse.
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2,845
he was only fined!? my god, couldn`t imagine the charge if he were in the states.
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Male 12,365
No doubt some people here have been too drunk to know what they were doing or remember it when they sobered up.

If you`re ever in that situation and people are winding you up with hints about something you did, at least now you can point at this story and say "I bet it wasn`t as bad as that".
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Male 12,365
Maybe she was sitting down for some reason, trailleadr.
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Male 340
"Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." "


bahhahahahahahahaha
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Male 715
"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

How tall is this guy, or how short is the cop??
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Female 92
What a creative way to receive a sexual harassment charge!
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Male 12
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