Jesus Tattoos! Happy Easter, I-A-B [13 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago

If you get a tattoo this weekend, why not get one of these Jesus tattoos? He is risen!
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Female 635
i like 11 alot

:D
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Female 34
you`re a drating dick for posting this.
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Male 2,893
I`ll depict Mooohammmad whenever i damn feel like it.
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Female 859
LOL
I ain`t afraid of no ghost.
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Female 864
Lol ,these are hilarious .Shocker Jesus ? F yeah dinosaur riding Jesus ? hahaha
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Male 1,226
"I`ve never seen a tattoo taking the piss out of Mohammed. Why is that, do ya think? "

Anybody that has, is dead. According to the Koran, it`s a sin to depict Mohamed, whether it`s a good depiction or one that`s making fun of him.
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Male 260
@Mainframe:
Who the drat would even want a tattoo of mohammed? That`s just like aids, but with more ink.
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Male 1,610
Maineframe - maybe because tattoos are really an american fad and americans aren`t that thrilled about mohammed.
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Female 5,222
oh god.. lmao xD
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Male 43
I`ve never seen a tattoo taking the piss out of Mohammed. Why is that, do ya think?
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Male 1,351
7 was the best, while 10 was utterly unnecessary.
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Male 411
omfg the ghostbusters one is SOOO GOOOD
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Female 4,349
would saying omg here be inappropriate?
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Female 343
While I know alot of people would find these extremely offensive, I think the majority of them are quite amusing and kinda clever lol. Also, the Einstein-Jesus is not only really neat but definitely awesome work of the artist.
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Female 95
i actually like the einstein jesus one. its like.. what looks like religion is actually science!
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Male 2,690
Jesus on the T-Rex ftw
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Male 4,547
PWEcrow:

You are mistaking change for choice.

I changed my beliefs too and continue to do so on a regular basis as the result of something convincing me I am wrong, or that something else is right.

Again, take something you believe (that you have knees), right now, and stop it, genuinely, for 20 minutes.

Don`t pretend or imagine, change your beliefs. Choose not to believe in that.

Sure, I could choose to listen to a Bhuddist, attend a Bhuddist seminar, read Bhuddist books, live a Bhuddist lifestyle, etc.

All of those are effectively choices, but only if I am convinced by those will I actually believe in Bhuddism, and that, is not a choice.
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Male 25
im not going to argue or anything but i do think these are really offensive..
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Male 15
YESS GO JESUS BASSIST
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Male 40
@Hylian4Hire, my guess is that it has to do with the Christian belief that Christ is a living God, and its an intentional avoidance of past tense language.

But I`m not completely sure. That and it was translated from other languages, so it could just be an awkward translation.
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Male 310
LOL: Stupid people argue over religion on a message board on a humor website. (Sense of humor fail)
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Male 266
People need to lighten up, this poo is hilarious
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Male 294
i aint afraid of no ghost! best one
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Female 328
Is "He is risen" proper grammar? Every time I say it, it sounds like it`s coming out wrong, but the damn phrase is everywhere. Why didn`t the church pick something like "He rose" or "He was raised"?
Every time I see it, I think of Riesens, the delicious candy, and I think to myself, "Yeah, if He is Riesen I can get behind that."
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Male 54
#5 FTMFW!!!!
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Male 40
Baal: belief is in fact a choice. You have the power to choose what and even if to believe in anything. I used to believe in Christianity but changed my belief. I used to believe in Hell but don`t anymore. I used to believe that some went to heaven but now believe all go to heaven. Belief is most definitely a choice.
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Male 205
JohnXian: "Regarding racial jokes, and fat jokes, and tattooed people osmandias, those things are not the same as religion."
I agree. I also wouldn`t mind to see some jokes about other religions, or, still better, atheists and agnostics. But i fear we are just not funny.
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Male 40
I`m fine with poking fun at my faith, as long as its in fairness, and isn`t obviously done just to insult me.

The problem is, I don`t see them ripping on Mohammed during ramadan, or Moses or the temple during passover.

You will never hear a complaint from me again if its done fairly (either go after everyone or no one).

But I definitely feel at this point that my faith is singled out.

Got the Balls to play fair?
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Male 4,547
Lazy:

You are forgetting belief isn`t a choice, (as a test, stop believing your computer exists, don`t pretend, actually change your belief for 20 minutes).
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Male 40
Regarding racial jokes, and fat jokes, and tattooed people osmandias, those things are not the same as religion.

And the Timing is intentional.

Did you see muslim jokes during Ramadan? Did you see Jewish jokes during Passover?

No, you only see religious jokes about christians.
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Male 10,440
[quote] Religious debates are fine...especially if they increase traffic.

But what if, say, racist posts were to also increase traffic. My guess is that the moderators would not allow it. My guess is that it would be deemed offensive. [/quote]

You are forgetting that religion is a choice, race is not. A person cannot help to be black, Asian, etc.

Also, you can count on IAB posting whatever it thinks will get it the most traffic, if you find what it posts offensive, there`s nothing you can do, its their site.
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Male 271
Im Gumby Damn it!
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Male 2,619
#3 and #5. So full of win its unbelievable!
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Male 167
I always knew Jesus would play bass.
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Male 205
Only christians are made fun of? Let me adjust your sense of reality:
How many japaneese joke have there been?
How often were floridians the target?
Black people? Fat people? Pierced and tatooed people?
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Female 437
Damn im not even religious and i found some of these way to far out in the field!!

Not critizing.. but wow @ those ppl! i dont know what else to say but just wow.. :(

How about some more against catholic posts.. (hehe sorry but funny!!!!)
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Female 3,828
wow these are in bad taste.
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Male 619
Fatninja01 - "gumby? why?"

For your sins. Duh.
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Male 8,302
> manorrd

Your point is taken, and hopefully those Higher Up will take it into consideration more in future.
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Male 1,505
#5 is total win.
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Female 140
lol. These are all epic
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Female 877
#10 sexy devil & jesus

#12 is quite good artwork. i`m sure the fathers who got his baby tattooed on his arm and see it looks like a monster, really wish they had gone to this artist instead
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Male 25,416
gumby? why?
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Male 2,372
@davymid zzzz

@Lionhart2. Thank you for your honest response. So, without beating a dead horse, you say that religious debates increase hit count. Religious debates are fine...especially if they increase traffic.

But what if, say, racist posts were to also increase traffic. My guess is that the moderators would not allow it. My guess is that it would be deemed offensive.

So, whereas religious debates are all well and good, I would be just as p*ssed off if I were to see, say, a posting of "funny jew cartoons" (or tattoos, or whatever) under the caption, "Happy Passover." Even though I`m not Jewish, I would probably be offended.

With so much excellent content on this site, why does it seem that religious debates are usually fueled by Christian "digs" that, as in this case, can be viewed as intolerant or offensive?

I tend to have a short fuse when I see offensive, or bigoted, or intolerant content, especially
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Male 976
have fun arguing, I`m taking Nidonemo`s advice and enjoying the damn tattoos already. The dinosaur one is awesome.
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Male 12,138
vv THAT
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Male 8,302
> manorrd
> My guess is that the people here who run the site know that they`re being offensive, but don`t deem Christian people worthy of the same respect

No, sorry to burst your bubble, but the people who run the site care about one thing only - hits. Hits means money. Without money there IS no site. Every religious debate just fuels the fire to put MORE religious articles up, to get more money.

I don`t like it either, but that`s the real world. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with being Christian or not (in a targeted-offensiveness sense that is). If they got the same hits for Pink Barbie Dolls, thats what you`d be seeing on the site 3 times a day too.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Davymid. Way to duck the issue, sonny boy. You either know it`s being offensive, or you don`t care...calling me names doesn`t change that.[/quote]
Sonny boy? Really? Look, I`m not ducking the issue. I`m straight out, published author, attributed content, saying that I personally think you`re a dick. First class. And that`s not an accolade I hand out lightly.

Mannord, again, big internet out there. If you`re so poisoned with IAB and the "bigots" and "fascists" that run the site, roam another part of the plains. Go for it. So long. Knock yourself out.

However, if you`re trolling for a ban, as I suspect you have been for years, just so you can email fancy with a waaaah waaaah waaaaah, it ain`t happening, brother.
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Male 418
the Jesus riding a dinosaur.....brilliant
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Male 2,372
Davymid.

Way to duck the issue, sonny boy. You either know it`s being offensive, or you don`t care...calling me names doesn`t change that.

Lionhart2

You don`t have to be a member of any particular club to be offended. The `lighten up` defense only goes so far. I am not black, but I don`t have to be to be offended by "n*gger jokes." So, if you were constantly posting `funny cartoons` of watermelon eatin`, fried chicken lovin` people to mark the end of black history month, then I would be offended, even if you were black and weren`t.

My guess is that the people here who run the site know that they`re being offensive, but don`t deem Christian people worthy of the same respect that other groups of people get.

Why else? Surely, I`m not the only one on this forum who`s ever complained about this apparent intolerance..
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Male 7,585
the jesus koi and the gumby ones were awesome.
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Male 757
lol...jesus fish, made me chuckle
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Female 19
these are pathetic. dont they know tatoos are forever?
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Male 1,404
The crucifiction of Gumby is a riot. The guy with Jesus with a guitar can be concealed but, it makes me wonder if anyone even places any mind to their personal marketability anymore?
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Female 2,228
Hmmm, why does pimp Jesus make me think he sprang from the imagination of Neil Gaiman?
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Female 451
hahaha these are hilarious.
Why are some people so obsessed with hello kitty? I don`t see the infatuation.
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Male 8,302
> manorrd
> The people that run this site are f*cking ignorant. Looks like Rosenblatt and the good folks at demand|MEDIA aren`t even bothering to hide their agenda anymore.

*I* am one of those that run this site and I`m a frakking Calvinist, which is pretty much the foundation for every modern Christian church. And I have a sense of humor too so I can laugh at Christianity exactly the same way I can laugh at Australians, even though I`m one of them too. Lighten up FFS.
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Female 94
@ manorrd

isn`t it the people that designed and got the tattoos the ones that are being disgraceful...not the ones that compiled it?
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Male 1,598
Gumby getting crucified... They were obviously drunk when they got that. Tattoo parlors shouldn`t do that.

Jesus on a dinosaur... Whoever got that was stone-cold sober.
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Female 2,352
Gumby son of god. X3
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Male 12,138
[quote]1) The people who decide on this content have no idea that they`re being grossly offensive, which would make them stupid.

2) They know that the content runs the risk of offending Christians on this day, but don`t care (or maybe even like it a little), which makes them ignorant.

...knowing what I know of the people respoinsible for running this site, I would never, never say that they are stupid. Far from it. [/quote]
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So we`re either stupid or ignorant, and we lay the banhammer on anyone who calls us stupid.

I offer a third explanation: That you have a stick up your arse the size of a sequoia, Mannord. Always have had, for as long as I can remember.
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Male 503
hey John... since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak... hope that sinks in and makes sense and considering we all have the freedom to speak our minds doesn`t mean we want to hear others complain. have a stellar day
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Female 682
Jesus of a dinosaur! My faith is now confirmed, the son of god rocks.
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Male 2,372
Ok, facepalmers. Then help me understand.
You have a holiday that`s sacred to the Christian people, and on this day, we see (another) posting of content that many Christians would find offensive. There are 2 explanations.

1) The people who decide on this content have no idea that they`re being grossly offensive, which would make them stupid.

2) They know that the content runs the risk of offending Christians on this day, but don`t care (or maybe even like it a little), which makes them ignorant.

...knowing what I know of the people respoinsible for running this site, I would never, never say that they are stupid. Far from it.

That leads me to conclude that they know what they`re doing, but don`t care (or maybe even like it a little).

So why is it that the years before demand|MEDIA, there were funny links, games, etc. and the years since demand|MEDIA, there are funny links, games AND, tons of stuff aimed at dishing out Chritian crap
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Female 282
#5 is the best thing Ive ever seen. Ever. and Ive seen a lot of things in my time. o.O
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Male 246
""The people that run this site are f*cking ignorant. Looks like Rosenblatt and the good folks at demand|MEDIA aren`t even bothering to hide their agenda anymore."

*facepalm* "

I second the *facepalm*
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Male 1,610
"The people that run this site are f*cking ignorant. Looks like Rosenblatt and the good folks at demand|MEDIA aren`t even bothering to hide their agenda anymore."

*facepalm*
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Male 2,372
Holy, sh*t.

The people that run this site are f*cking ignorant. Looks like Rosenblatt and the good folks at demand|MEDIA aren`t even bothering to hide their agenda anymore.
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Male 9,306
Shut up and enjoy the damn tattoos already.
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Female 4
John-you are right man. Thumbs up! It just doesn`t compare.
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Male 1,610
John

There is a huge difference between posting a joke on a website where people can expect to find jokes and going around telling people what they should and should not believe or in what ways they should express their love for another human being as long as it is consensual.
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Male 894
look at all the nasty comments, religion, rhetoric, banter banter banter, i say "lol" and am done with it *rolls a joint*
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Male 40
alexander, I don`t believe atheists secretly believe in God. I was pointing it out as an example of absurdity and ignorance.

And I have no problem with certain types of religious jokes, even ones aimed at Christians.

However this isn`t a random joke about Christian Culture or a secondary Christian Belief. This is our most Holy and Central belief. This is the thing that is beyond religion and in fact sublime to us.

This would not be the equivalent of a joke about Jews being cheap. This would be more like a involving Moses keeping a harem in the Holy of Holies.
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Male 40
So offending people for fun is acceptable.

Yet Christians are commonly called intolerant for disagreeing with Homosexuality, other religions and atheism.

If you do it, its funny, if we do it its intolerant. Does no one else see the disconnect?

I once heard a sermon from a Baptist Minister FILLED with Gay Jokes. (I personally found it highly offensive, as I feel homosexuals get a bad shake from most Christians). If you walked in on this sermon, would you laugh or be offended at the pastor`s constant abuse of other human beings?
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Male 339
@johnxian most islam and other such religious jokes are hilarious, cmon how many times have you seen a woman in a full body black cover thing and giggled quitely to yourself thinking ninja? i know i do it all the time

and why assume atheists secretly believe in god? why cant they secretly believe in bhudda or allah? pfft racist
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Male 1,610
well I normally love those kinds of debates because christians don`t know much about what darwin was really saying and they get the theory of evolution all wrong. Like thinking we evolved from monkeys, which is wrong on several levels.

plus I think it is kind of funny how upset they get when you point that stuff out and don`t realize you are trying to help them understand so it`s double the fun. What you will not see me doing is getting mad and making assumptions about Fancylad`s intentions in posting
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Male 1,610
What it is John is how seriously you take your religion that makes it so funny. Islam is the only religion I can think of that takes it more serious than you which makes islam jokes funnier. jews, atheists, hindus, and definitely rastafarians, in a generally relative sense, couldn`t give two sh*ts about people making fun of their religion.
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Male 185
Plus a million points for the last one.
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Male 40
Fine BrassBull, but next time some stupid Christian says something idiotic about atheism being a religion, about how you secretly believe in God and just hate him, or april 1st being an atheistic holiday, just ignore it and don`t say anything. That`s about what you are expecting from us.
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Female 92
5, 6, 7 (Trap Jesus) are all pretty awesome.
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Male 1,610
John - islam jokes are just as funny as christianity jokes, if not funnier. im officially bored with this argument.
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Male 8,302
AHA!!! All you people who argue about what Jesus actually looked like, there`s your answer! I mean, no-one would get a face tattooed permanently onto their body that they had to live with for the rest of their life, if it wasn`t the right face! Would they!?
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Male 339
to my lovely whining christian bitches a few points if i may..

1- turn the other cheek... dont argue with people insulting you embrace it and show it does not hurt you

2- humility, one of the seven heavenly virtues. i dont think i need to explain this one

3- its art work and in most cases drating awesome, chill out and enjoy, thats what jeebs will be doin at these :D


ps. what the hell is 9? lol
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Female 212
I like number 5 and the yaoi one was just.... ummm... yeah. WOW
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Male 40
Are you honestly saying that Shiva in an orgy wouldn`t make people laugh Brassbull?

Hell, the Rastafarian Religion is built on the use of Marijuana to interpret the Bible and the worship of an Eastern Orthodox Christian who specifically denied being divine. Sure there`s not a joke in there?

Mohammad married a prepubescent Girl. No Herbert the Pervert comparisons?

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Male 893
i like 5.
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Male 1,610
lol @ He is Risen. I just saw that.
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Male 1,610
John - or maybe he does not think people will think they are funny. You`re assuming he`s targeting christians because he gets a thrill out of it. Maybe he does not think his readers will find it as funny. I know I wouldn`t.
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Male 1,078
poor gumby.
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Male 40
BTW, He is Risen is an ancient Christian Traditional Greeting During the Easter Season. It is said in Joy and Jubilation, and it is significantly meaningful to us. Tagging it at the end of this post makes the mocking intent obvious.
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Male 40
@Brassbull I know Atheism is not a Religion. But there is a great deal of room for humor.

Stereotypically Atheists are intolerant arrogant jerks. I know this isn`t true, as my best friend is a kind and caring atheist who respects my religious beliefs, but there is plenty of room for humor there.

Jews joke a lot about themselves and their traditions. But not about the things they consider holiest. I`ve never seen a Jew joke about profaning the Temple, or wiping their ass with the Torah. God is considered so Holy they don`t even pronounce his Name.

You don`t have to understand Brahman and the Priestly Caste to understand that blue gods with many hands look funny.

There is plenty of room for humor in other faith`s. It just doesn`t give Fancy as much of a thrill apparently.
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Male 1,610
John,

Atheism isn`t a religion and making fun of science is as unfunny as science itself.

Jews make fun of themselves too much so thats not funny anymore.

Muslim jokes are hilarious and I very much look forward to some posts about them.

Hinduism is funny but it`s not likely people are familiar enough with it to get the jokes.

Poking fun at christianity is hilarious. If it offends you then don`t WATCH. Thank you and...god bless.
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Female 1,677
"Btw, Boa, the episode in your avvy is probably the best South Park ever."

Haha now that`s something everyone can get behind.
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Male 40
Btw, Boa, the episode in your avvy is probably the best South Park ever.
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Female 1,677
All right I`ll give you that one. He`s not an equal opportunity offender, which is lame.
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Female 3,574
*sigh* this is kind of getting old now :\
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Male 807
someone should have had the Jesus from American Dad
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Male 40
Boadacea, i don`t have a stick in my ass. I enjoy a great deal of humor most Christians would find disgusting.

However to continue to single out one faith, and one faith alone, is not humorous, it is intentionally insulting. Fancy is not joking about religion in General, he ONLY targets Christians.

Think about it, how many Holocaust jokes did you see during passover?

Were there drawings of mohammed drating a pig during ramadan?

have you ever seen any criticism of atheism or an atheist?

However, any time a vaguely important christian holiday goes by, the Jesus Jokes go flying.

I don`t mind south park, because they go after everything and everyone. If something annoys me i turn the channel, but I`m not angry with the writers because they`ve established everything as fair game.

But when the man who runs this site goes ONLY after the things that I hold dear, its hard not to take it somewhat personally.

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Female 1,677
Actually I`m full of human empathy. It goes nice with a sense of humour and lack of stick-in-my-ass.
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Male 40
Boadicea. Jesus on a raptor is fine. Jesus playing bass is just badass.

However the Crucifixion and subsequent resurrection of the Christ is the central and most holy event to Christians the world over. This is the most single important moment of the Christian year. Portraying the glorious resurrection of God in the Flesh as a bad zombie movie is highly offensive, and if you cannot understand why you lack basic human empathy.
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Female 3,574
The Jesus fish tattoo is offensive because I`m never going to sleep again because of it lol
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Female 1,677
How is THIS offensive? These are all awesome, and the only people who should be offended that these people tattooed these onto themselves are THEMSELVES in their old age. This isn`t poking fun at religion, it`s showing kick ass tattoos some very strange people thought would be good ideas.
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Female 3,574
Eh, doesn`t matter. They get more people hanging out at their site this way.
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Male 5,620
Why don`t you get a clue that you are offending members of the IAB community. =(

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
1726 Posts Friday, April 02, 2010 2:42:07 PM
Link: Jesus Tattoos! Happy Easter, I-A-B [13 Pics] [Rate Link] - If you get a tattoo this weekend, why not get one of these Jesus tattoos? He is risen!
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Male 1,403
I had a feeling that Jesus is kickass bassist.
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Male 1,610
John, it`s just not as funny as Jesus on a dinosaur
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Male 182
"The Hindu God of destruction has a lot of hands, lets see them in some orifaces."

You just made my day.
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Male 40
Hey, i`ll quit whining once things are fair. YOu won`t hear a peep out of me if i see some denigration of other faiths.

How about it, Mohammed getting it on with a pig. Not just now, but during ramadan, their holiest season.

How about some holocaust jokes during Passover.

The Hindu God of destruction has a lot of hands, lets see them in some orifaces.
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Female 1,798
@ LuckyDave:

what in the hell did you think you were going to see when you clicked the link "Jesus tattoos"??

Stop your complaining. if you don`t like it, don`t click the link.
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Male 40
I somehow doubt we will see pictures of mohammed sleeping with a pig during ramadan, or pictures of Moses jacking off on the ten commandments during passover.

In fact, Passover just went by, how about you go ahead and post some antisemitic jokes? Care to curse Allah for a while?

Got the balls?
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Male 44
#7 reminds me of Johnny depp in Fear and loathing in las vegas
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Male 2,440
Jesus on a dinosaur = WIN
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Male 1,371
@LuckyDave

Quit whining.
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Male 1,371
I KNEW JESUS PLAYED BASS!
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Male 126
5 and 13 are awesome
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Male 675
How about something that isn`t poking fun at religion for a change? True, there are some religious people who do some pretty terrible things, but what about those who are a part of everyday -normal- life? Number 10 by the way just isn`t called for.
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Male 265
I thought the Pez dispensor was funny.
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Male 293
Can`t wait for the funny and weird Allah tattoos!! I`m sure our Muslim IAB`ers will understand the humor behind that, no?
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Female 3,574
omg the Jesus fish is going to give me nightmares O_O
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Female 721
My favorite was the pimp Jesus.
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Male 112
Every one of these is perfect. Absolutely flawless.
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Male 19,861
Link: Jesus Tattoos! Happy Easter, I-A-B [13 Pics] [Rate Link] - If you get a tattoo this weekend, why not get one of these Jesus tattoos? He is risen!
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