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Date: 04/16/10 07:03 AM

70 Responses to Jesus Is Packing Big Down There! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Link: Jesus Is Packing Big Down There! - An actual photograph of a stained glass mural at St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church in Oklahoma. Creepy.
  2. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    ...wow
  3. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    uh wuht
  4. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:46 am
    We all marvel at His penis.
  5. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:46 am
    O.o
  6. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:47 am
    I submitted this yesterday... just sayin`.
  7. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:55 am
    lol I think that is photoshopped, but still hilarious.
  8. Profile photo of spacetiger
    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:00 am
    ok so i totally understand that that is suppose to be his abs....but come on, this is even a bit to obvious for people with "pure minds". (if there is such a thing)
  9. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:03 am
    Umm, that`s quite an...erm...LARGE freudian slip on the artist`s part. o_O
  10. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Everyone thinks everything is photoshopped it is a wonder how any thing is real these days.
  11. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Stained glass...Haha...Stained :)
  12. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:14 am
    He is Risen
  13. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:17 am
    @pui, no, it`s not photoshopped. There was an article yesterday that was saying it`s up in a church (I forget where) and people are getting really offended by it. If it didn`t look so much like a peen, I don`t see why anyone would be offended. The guy had abs, so what?
  14. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:29 am
    i actually didn`t noticed anything, but when i did i loled
  15. Profile photo of rozzxoxoxo
    rozzxoxoxo Male 30-39
    7 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:34 am
    king of glory indeed
  16. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:41 am
    @sidewyz8, hm odd. It looks like pretty old-fashioned artwork (although I guess it could have been a recent painting done in an old style), so it seems odd that people are offended *now* lol.

    Anyone have a link to this article?
  17. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:47 am
    I actually lol`d
    anybody got proof, like a photo from a different angle?
  18. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:47 am
    Jesus shaves his balls *giggle*
  19. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:47 am
    `King of Glory` .....heh..heh..
  20. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:48 am
    :-/ Is this a Fail....or a Win.
  21. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:54 am
    LOL Are you sure that is a stained glass mural? Looks more like Iconography
  22. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:00 am
    He wishes!!!
  23. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:05 am
    Looks like it`s supposed to be abs or something, lol.
  24. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:06 am
    Hmmm... Seems the clergy has taken that giant Jesus-Weenie to mean "Boink the Acolytes"
  25. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:09 am
    got wood?
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:11 am
    "Is this a Fail....or a Win."

    It depends on whether you are a priest or not...
  27. Profile photo of LaChanteuse
    LaChanteuse Female 18-29
    77 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:35 am
    This may be the epitome of abdominal failure
  28. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Ah...now I know why everyone`s so happy to be made in his image
  29. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:44 am
    oh my
  30. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:45 am
    and on the third day it rose again.
  31. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Wait...I don`t think he was circumcised!!

    Blasphemy!
  32. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:29 am
    Thats why women shout his name when the spot is hit then, ahem..
  33. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:41 am
    @shaboinkin: Of course he was, he was a Jew.

    Unless that was sarcasm/joke/something, in which case it went right over my head.
  34. Profile photo of ziestan
    ziestan Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:43 am
    LOL
  35. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Bahahaha. How gay is that!
  36. Profile photo of Immanio
    Immanio Male 18-29
    86 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:59 am
    @Wellzee I`d agree, that doesn`t look like stained glass (can you even use `mural` about a stained glass image?). Looks like a crucifix.
  37. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Oh my. I have no words for this.
  38. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 11:29 am
    I just love how Jesus is looking at the camera like, "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah. What you got on this biatch?"
  39. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    "@Wellzee I`d agree, that doesn`t look like stained glass (can you even use `mural` about a stained glass image?). Looks like a crucifix."

    you`re a dumbass.
  40. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEST POST EVER
  41. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Christian facepalm.
  42. Profile photo of CapnAwesome
    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Lol the look on Jeebus` face: heeeeeeell yeah.
    and then the deciples and satan are like DAYUM!
  43. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    And he`s so smug about it too.
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    very creepy!
  45. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    run this looks like a pedophiles good dream while a kid`s nightmare
  46. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    "yea, yea you like that dont you, bow to the savior"

    i think he`s just too smug with that
  47. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    "And he`s so smug about it too."

    That in combination with the hands out makes him look like he`s saying "yeah, so what? You want a taste?"
  48. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    he the king of glory alright, mornin` glory!!!
  49. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    and that`s why he`s gods son
  50. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    I don`t see what`s so weird about this OHMYLANTERN wow that is one big... six pack you`re rocking there, Jesus.
  51. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    I`m sorry, Jesus. I can`t stop staring at your...disgusting, shaved chicken legs! They`re like a 14 year old girl`s legs!
  52. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    lulz
  53. Profile photo of nicolanicola
    nicolanicola Female 13-17
    59 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    priest porn?
  54. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    The person who made that glass had a serious freudian slip here.
  55. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Why is he always so skinny? He was a freaking carpenter.
  56. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    "Why is he always so skinny? He was a freaking carpenter"

    Even better quuestion, why is Jesus always portrayed white? He was a freegn ARAB!!!! He wasnt black, wasnt white...and wasnt female according to this....but great googly moogly I bet his loveslave was happy!!!
  57. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    What up bitches my erection ALMOST touches my nipples.
  58. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    And what makes it all the more amusing is the 4 dudes staring right at it.
  59. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    > FlameOfUdun
    > Why is he always so skinny? He was a freaking carpenter

    And he probably over-ate anyway... let`s not forget he could buy one hamburger and turn it into thousands.
  60. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    it is not stained glass

    it is a modern creation in a traditional icon style

    as for "skinny" - medieval artists - the style dupliated - 1) lived in a time of poverty and starvation 2) tradesmen, like carpenters, both when the icon style was created, and in the first century when Christ is thought to have lived, were poor, economically subjugated by the wealthier classes, barely eking out a living 3) are trying represent vulnerability and meekness

    as for pale skin - it is a symbolic representation, not a photograph, designed to communicate to the local community, and this style comes primarily from northern Europe - Russia for example.
  61. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    Q: Why did all the women want Jesus

    A: Cuz they heard he was hung like this *spreads arms wide*
  62. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    Meh, the Medievals were awful artists.
  63. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 1:29 am
    Nice Genocyde.
  64. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 4:56 am
    its supposed to be a stomach...
  65. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    uberlol
  66. Profile photo of weirdgrrl
    weirdgrrl Female 30-39
    202 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Actual article: Controversial crucifix
  67. Profile photo of Zymotical
    Zymotical Male 18-29
    198 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Original
  68. Profile photo of xamilo
    xamilo Male 18-29
    128 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Oh man, that is just wrong... They should kill the artist for that. Didn`t he/she notice there was something weird about the abs drawn in the picture?
  69. Profile photo of HELLOTIFFANY
    HELLOTIFFANY Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:03 am
    Ab FAIL.
  70. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 12:50 am
    lolololololol.

    `IT`S HIS ABS, PEOPLE`

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