Jesus Is Packing Big Down There! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

An actual photograph of a stained glass mural at St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church in Oklahoma. Creepy.
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Female 688
lolololololol.

`IT`S HIS ABS, PEOPLE`
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Female 19
Ab FAIL.
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Male 128
Oh man, that is just wrong... They should kill the artist for that. Didn`t he/she notice there was something weird about the abs drawn in the picture?
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Male 197
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Female 202
Actual article: Controversial crucifix
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Female 4,359
uberlol
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Male 699
its supposed to be a stomach...
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Male 3,631
Nice Genocyde.
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Male 1,557
Meh, the Medievals were awful artists.
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Male 712
Q: Why did all the women want Jesus

A: Cuz they heard he was hung like this *spreads arms wide*
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Male 1,054
it is not stained glass

it is a modern creation in a traditional icon style

as for "skinny" - medieval artists - the style dupliated - 1) lived in a time of poverty and starvation 2) tradesmen, like carpenters, both when the icon style was created, and in the first century when Christ is thought to have lived, were poor, economically subjugated by the wealthier classes, barely eking out a living 3) are trying represent vulnerability and meekness

as for pale skin - it is a symbolic representation, not a photograph, designed to communicate to the local community, and this style comes primarily from northern Europe - Russia for example.
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Male 8,302
> FlameOfUdun
> Why is he always so skinny? He was a freaking carpenter

And he probably over-ate anyway... let`s not forget he could buy one hamburger and turn it into thousands.
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Male 8,302
And what makes it all the more amusing is the 4 dudes staring right at it.
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Female 2,352
What up bitches my erection ALMOST touches my nipples.
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Male 2,700
"Why is he always so skinny? He was a freaking carpenter"

Even better quuestion, why is Jesus always portrayed white? He was a freegn ARAB!!!! He wasnt black, wasnt white...and wasnt female according to this....but great googly moogly I bet his loveslave was happy!!!
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Male 1,220
Why is he always so skinny? He was a freaking carpenter.
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Female 1,264
The person who made that glass had a serious freudian slip here.
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Female 59
priest porn?
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Female 477
lulz
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Female 709
I`m sorry, Jesus. I can`t stop staring at your...disgusting, shaved chicken legs! They`re like a 14 year old girl`s legs!
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Female 222
I don`t see what`s so weird about this OHMYLANTERN wow that is one big... six pack you`re rocking there, Jesus.
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Male 2,056
and that`s why he`s gods son
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Male 877
he the king of glory alright, mornin` glory!!!
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Male 1,002
"And he`s so smug about it too."

That in combination with the hands out makes him look like he`s saying "yeah, so what? You want a taste?"
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Male 894
"yea, yea you like that dont you, bow to the savior"

i think he`s just too smug with that
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Male 698
run this looks like a pedophiles good dream while a kid`s nightmare
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Male 25,416
very creepy!
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Male 167
And he`s so smug about it too.
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Male 236
Lol the look on Jeebus` face: heeeeeeell yeah.
and then the deciples and satan are like DAYUM!
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Male 10,855
Christian facepalm.
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Male 1,378
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEST POST EVER
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Male 4,793
"@Wellzee I`d agree, that doesn`t look like stained glass (can you even use `mural` about a stained glass image?). Looks like a crucifix."

you`re a dumbass.
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Male 977
I just love how Jesus is looking at the camera like, "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah. What you got on this biatch?"
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Female 343
Oh my. I have no words for this.
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Male 86
@Wellzee I`d agree, that doesn`t look like stained glass (can you even use `mural` about a stained glass image?). Looks like a crucifix.
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Male 10,440
Bahahaha. How gay is that!
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Female 43
LOL
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Male 1,240
@shaboinkin: Of course he was, he was a Jew.

Unless that was sarcasm/joke/something, in which case it went right over my head.
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Male 13,624
Thats why women shout his name when the spot is hit then, ahem..
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Male 456
Wait...I don`t think he was circumcised!!

Blasphemy!
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Male 1,627
and on the third day it rose again.
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Male 612
oh my
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Male 231
Ah...now I know why everyone`s so happy to be made in his image
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Female 77
This may be the epitome of abdominal failure
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Male 15,510
"Is this a Fail....or a Win."

It depends on whether you are a priest or not...
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Male 4,594
got wood?
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Male 4,594
Hmmm... Seems the clergy has taken that giant Jesus-Weenie to mean "Boink the Acolytes"
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Male 3,255
Looks like it`s supposed to be abs or something, lol.
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Male 1,793
He wishes!!!
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Male 126
LOL Are you sure that is a stained glass mural? Looks more like Iconography
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Female 854
:-/ Is this a Fail....or a Win.
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Female 1,743
`King of Glory` .....heh..heh..
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Female 4,039
Jesus shaves his balls *giggle*
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Male 970
I actually lol`d
anybody got proof, like a photo from a different angle?
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Female 3,574
@sidewyz8, hm odd. It looks like pretty old-fashioned artwork (although I guess it could have been a recent painting done in an old style), so it seems odd that people are offended *now* lol.

Anyone have a link to this article?
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Male 7
king of glory indeed
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Male 2,005
i actually didn`t noticed anything, but when i did i loled
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Female 843
@pui, no, it`s not photoshopped. There was an article yesterday that was saying it`s up in a church (I forget where) and people are getting really offended by it. If it didn`t look so much like a peen, I don`t see why anyone would be offended. The guy had abs, so what?
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Male 1,610
He is Risen
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Male 1,226
Stained glass...Haha...Stained :)
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Male 587
Everyone thinks everything is photoshopped it is a wonder how any thing is real these days.
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Male 2,549
Umm, that`s quite an...erm...LARGE freudian slip on the artist`s part. o_O
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Female 186
ok so i totally understand that that is suppose to be his abs....but come on, this is even a bit to obvious for people with "pure minds". (if there is such a thing)
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Female 3,574
lol I think that is photoshopped, but still hilarious.
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Female 547
I submitted this yesterday... just sayin`.
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Female 1,212
O.o
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Male 2,293
We all marvel at His penis.
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Male 1,452
uh wuht
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Male 4,867
...wow
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Male 20,169
Link: Jesus Is Packing Big Down There! [Pic] [Rate Link] - An actual photograph of a stained glass mural at St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church in Oklahoma. Creepy.
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