Japan Reports On Bathroom Sex At Baseball Game

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

A man and his son attending a White Sox game were subjected to a far sexier bathroom experience than they expected.
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Female 1,199
I notice these commercials(?) on during Adult Swim, and I never really understood what they were about exactly. O_o;
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Female 1
jonn_daniel (and everyone else involved in the debate), i`m a chinese australian living in sydney, and i speak mandarin; the way i`ve always understood it (and everyone who`s explained it to me has understood it) is that the `language` is in fact chinese. so, yes, there is such a language. mandarin, cantonese, hakka and hokkien (which my family is/speaks) are all dialects of chinese, not mandarin, which is itself a dialect (or group of dialects, according to wikipedia...)

hakka, as with most dialect "names", refer to both the people and the dialect they speak. hakka people speak hakka. and you`ll hardly ever see someone saying "oh, i speak a DIALECT of chinese known as [whatever]." their dialect is their `language`, even though it may not be the most accurate term.

and yeah, the lady`s definitely speaking mandarin. i doubt what she`s saying is what the subtitles are saying though, it doesn`t sound like it.
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Male 1,151
Not a White Sox game. Caption clearly written by an idiot, slack-jawed Cubs fan.
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Male 7
and Hakka, is a type of person as well. They speak a different dialect of mandarin, but the Hakka people actually speak Mandarin. go back to school on the subject if you are so enlightened by it.
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Male 7
Helix,

I am not going to call you dumb, because you are probably not dumb, but you are very ignorant because you are talking about something you (obviously) know nothing about. They actually DO speak Taiwanese in Taiwan, and there is no such language called "Chinese" chinese is in reference to a type of person, like American; you don`t speak American do you? In China they speak many different dialects of Mandarin, some speak Cantonese, and Taiwanese too. anyway, next time you say something you THINK you know, Google it first. Don`t make yourself look stupid just cause you`re ignorant.
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Male 75
Well it is Chinese, but if this is from Taiwan then technically it`s Mandarin, the main language spoken there. (Although it could be Taiwanese or Hakka but sounds more like Mandarin)
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Male 848
I`m most concerned that the 3 women in the stall all look sad or distressed.
Way to approve rape!
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Male 165
omg it`s not "taiwanese" .... it`s Chinese...
they speak chinese in taiwan, they just use traditional characters opposed to simplified.
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Male 1,256
If IAB has come to this, why don`t I just play The Sims?
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Female 247
Japan? No this is Taiwanese!
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Female 446
um.
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Male 102
just not funny
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Male 27
eeh, caption again.. and caption right.. japan? srsly?

albeit funny :D
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Male 1,540
Sounded like Japan is excited that America is starting to act like them. (Little boy watching a guy have sex with multiple women- Casually, of course.)
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Female 251
I still love you, Americans :( xxx
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Male 1,178
you do realise that it`s taking the piss out of American`s...
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Male 165
no wonder the whole world thinks americans are retarded. japan? srsly?
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Male 304
Wow, Thanks drunk guy!
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Male 354
It`s adult swim retards.
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Male 10,440
Guys? This vid is making fun of you, I think.
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Female 21
This is Chinese. The woman is speaking Chinese and the writing at the end is Chinese. And we wonder why the rest of the world hates America...
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Male 193
i have no idea wht occurred in the last 1 minute of my life...
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Female 113
"A bra flew over the stall door but all three ladies were still wearing their bras. Shenanigans!"

Baseball players are secretly cross dressers! That explains the tight pants and vertical pin stripes! :P
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Male 5,314
wat?
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Male 15,510
All news should be that way
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Female 1,386
"Why did one guy have a fish for a head? I know it`s japanese animation but really...?"
I think it was some sort of mascot outfit kinda like Bridgeport Bluefish (but probably not that one. Just an example).
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Male 105
Why did one guy have a fish for a head? I know it`s japanese animation but really...?
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Male 3,842
A bra flew over the stall door but all three ladies were still wearing their bras. Shenanigans!
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Male 3,482
"And why is it in Japanese?"

Not Japanese...

And this was seriously pretty stupid. I kinda laughed at "the urinals were blocked by an organ," but that was about it.
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Male 2,549
Does it mean that the media takes too much interest in the sex lives of American athletes?

I`m confused...

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Male 5,194
Has any of this got anything to do with anything? Looks like a shovel-load of stupid from the CGI pile.
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Male 9,306
"Wow thanks drunk man!" XD
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Female 1,324
yeah I want to know what these are too ._.
and not Japan
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Male 1,598
America loves a winner? But I didn`t see any winners in that.
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Male 522
what the hell are these? this one made even less sense the Jesse James mistress one
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Male 214
is that Ackbar?
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Female 612
What was that even supposed to be?
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Female 709
Where did that organ come from?!
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Male 1,523
Yay! The white sox are my town/state team!
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Male 1,610
Yeah, the woman definitely isn`t speaking Japanese. Sounds more like mandarin.
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Male 24
Ummmm...wha?
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Male 4,867
so....wtf happened
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Female 2,352
I saw this the other day on AS. .it still doesn`t compute.
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Female 1,604
Adult swim has done like 2 more of these one when andy dick got arrested, it`s very weird lol
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Male 94
Is the adult swim news real news?Or is it parody news like the onion? And why is it in Japanese?
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Male 5,094
The narrator speaks Chinese, and meh.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha! thats awesome and retarded all at the same time!
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Male 183
I`m not sure `sexier` is the term I`d use.
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Male 2,034
I want my 1:00 back.
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Male 63
"Americans like these kind of thing" Your damn right! USA USA
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Male 19,850
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