Incredibly Effective Nikon Camera Ad [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

You pervs and creepy stalkers are going to love the new Nikon.
There are 124 comments:
Female 62
I`m surprised this isn`t like a "99% of guys won`t see the illusion" The illusion being the guys in the background.
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Female 76
PMSL! should those guys be on the sex offenders list
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Male 440
lol awesome
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Female 152
Brandy Snap

hey I wasn`t bashing normal women, I personally think you`re completely right.....Normal size or even thin women are gorgeous and sexy.

I just feel that thicker women should be acknowledged for their sexiness as well. Cause I think just because you have stretch marks and jelly rolls doesn`t mean you are not a sexy woman.... Flaws can be beautiful too
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Female 165
Yes we all know her head is gigantic so I won`t comment on that...Oh damn it!

Lulz but seriously CreepyShanny "these are real women". There is no such thing as a real woman. All women...short, tall, thin, curvy, petite or large are real women. A girl doesn`t need massive breasts to be considered "healthy".

And yeah I`m a jealous anorexic small breasted bit*h :)
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Male 5
Nice link Creepy....gotta love the full-figured girls!!
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Female 152
the last link i posted if you click on it theres an extra space after ebaumsworld.com youll need to backspace that to get it to work....IAB wouldnt let me post it all as one....just so you know ^.^
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Female 152
well I am a plus size chick or whatever and these girls don`t look sick. they look about 5 ft 100 pounds and that`s thin yeah. but they look good.

ebaumsworld.com /pictures/view/80960701/

put a www. on that lol

but this is my idea of what healthy looks like, these are real women...yum...^.^
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Male 2
how can you say their annorexic ? they look normal. ( hot, but normal)
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Female 397
she`s not anorexic! you can see the "sandwich" or whatever protruding from her lower belly.
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Male 234
They have nice bodies but WTF is up with their faces?
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Male 3,915
sorry link and taco...but these girls are too skinny...that girl on bottom looks like a snake...that`s not normal!
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Male 563
[email protected] the other people in the shot watching them.
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Female 342
They look pretty healthy to me. Not every skinny girl is anorexic.

And yes, those sheets are awesome.
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Female 370
Oh my drating god, these chicks need to eat a drating sandwich. Seriously.
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Male 1,164
They`re not skinny. I know anorexic girls, these girls are fat compared to them.

If you like manatees, just come out and say it. Don`t call healthy skinny girls anorexic.
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Male 40,277
@Dextrine your link doesn`t work.
And YES they are sickeningly anorexic! Sad what the state of "beauty" has come to...
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Male 988
"i LOVE those sheets. I want some so much, they look like a tequila sunrise."
I think I`m in love.
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Female 46
i LOVE those sheets. I want some so much, they look like a tequila sunrise.
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Male 215
Took me a bit to notice the people in the background. Whoops
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Male 483
the girls body`s are NOT hot nor healthy.

they both look like twigs and have no shape to their legs or torso`s.
http://s.myniceprofile.com
/myspacepic/194/19475.jpg
these girls are hot and healthy
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Male 3,915
likin` the scoliosis look....awww yeah!! love when my girl`s look like slinkys....
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Male 833
hardley anorexic, just petite, but hey some guys like their women plump.
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Male 25,417
Yep thats still so cool! Its designed to point out the faces!
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Male 122
I want. I want. I want.
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Male 694
every single face in the picture was photoshopped in lol.

then girls` bodies are hot, and HEALTHY. not anorexic
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Male 591
I agree with yepimbored. Nothing sexy about anorexic girls.
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Male 10
OMG her Head !!
Another photoshop dizaster ...
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Female 251
...it looks like the girls heads have been shopped onto their bodies...
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Male 397
Is it me or does the top one have a giant head?
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Male 109
hmmmm I spy the I-A-B logo
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Male 131
They look like skeletons. I guess if you`re in to 13 year old boys you could hit that and get something out of it.
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Female 4,376
They look 14.
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Male 4,793
order of reactions

Wow. really hot girl on girl action there.
wait...what is special about this camera?
sleek design or something?
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HOLY dratpoo THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE PICTURE!!
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Female 27
Im sat happily tucking into to my spaghetti and meatballs, and I see this, great.

Fingers down throat time me thinks.
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Male 467
@ TheSharpest

I agree, they look f*ucking hot.
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Male 231
Why does the girl on top have such a HUGE HEAD!!!???
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Male 50
Huh huh nice little twist with those american.. oh.. I mean creepy pedophilia guys in the background..
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Male 504
Good god someone get these girls a tub of lard!
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Male 1,765
The one on tops face looks weird as hell, and the one on the bottom`s waist looks freaky too. I blame anorexia as well.
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Female 3,574
lol cute
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Male 65
Cashaviola...are you serious?
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Male 970
anorexia kills, and looks fugly!
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Male 367
Anyone notice the IAB face in the top left corner?
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Male 48
Why are they all watching, get in there lads!
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Female 108
Anyone notice all the faces sticking out the windows in the building behind them?
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Male 133
Uh.. My camera`s had facial recognition for ages.
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Male 2,893
The one on top looks friggin ugly.
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Male 2,220
In this instance, I`d prefer a 9mm browning.
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Female 295
the girls face on the top looks majorly shopped ._.
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Male 976
*2 seconds later*: BANG...BANG...BANG...BANG! A-OOOGA! A-OOOOOGA!
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Male 1,231
This is disturbing... It looks like a reconstruction you`d see on
crime watch (for anyone in uk)
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Male 2,159
Same here, CrakrJak.

Also, the one on top looks high/drunk.
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Male 1,266
The guy in the room is pretty creepy... but the creepiest expression is from the girl on top o.O is that a.. smile?
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Male 1,678
"The last time my friend tried to use that function on me with his new camera, the thing focused on my boobs instead of my face."

If your friends male then he`s simply a genius.
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Male 571
Jesus, someone get those malnourished girls a friggin Snickers bar.
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Male 17,512
LOL, I didn`t see the other faces for a minute or so. :-)
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Female 3,696
top girl`s head looks too big for her body though


HER BODY IS TOO LITTLE FOR HER HEAD ><


..XD
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Male 4,867
lol, took me a second to see the faces

top girl`s head looks too big for her body though
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Male 2,552
>deltaumarcus
You don`t say!
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Female 443
lawl

and also top girl has that anorexic look to her ...
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Male 690
they both look drunk...
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Male 2,034
It seriously took me a few seconds to notice the other faces.
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Female 1,172
@MrVandercar: No, the issue is not how thin someone is, it`s how sinewy they are. When there is no muscle tone or flesh it just looks sickly. She`s not too bad, just in certain places like that weird line running up the side of her pointy ass. And no, I am not a fat chick.
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Male 1,958
Photoshop
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Male 1,815
That girl on top looks sick. I`m sure that this picture just doesn`t do her justice. Hot body in any case
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Female 676
The girl on top... her head looks weird. Too big for her body. And wtf is with her smile?
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Male 487
lol @ MrVandercar... I often find myself thinking the same thing
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Male 286
things fat people say #26: "Woah, the girl on top seriously needs to drive her boney self to the nearest Burger King and order one of everything!"
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Male 286
@moe... was it a good boob pic at least?
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Female 87
Not anorexic - mere children. Grubby feet and all. Ditching my Nikon.
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Female 247
Woah, the girl on top seriously needs to drive her boney self to the nearest Burger King and order one of everything!
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Male 795
The chick on top looks like she has dentures.....
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Male 194
Moefreak has face boobs.
Hence the "Freak" in the name, correct?
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Female 1,963
The last time my friend tried to use that function on me with his new camera, the thing focused on my boobs instead of my face.
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Male 2,690
Yummy
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Male 82
this picture is scary for a couple of reasons.
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Male 4,012
Lionhart, Picasa 3 does the same thing for PCs, FYI.
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Male 1,452
look at the left corner, i-am-auto
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Female 1,743
wtf is with the girl`s stomach on the bottom. aahh
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Male 117
heh, took me a good long time to notice the onlookers and actually get the joke...wonder why that was?
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Male 2,549
Anyone else notice that the `auto` symbol looks mighty familiar. :-|
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Male 8,302
As for this Nikon though, meh... it`s a Japanese camera FFS! It should be auto-highlighting bewbs not faces!
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Male 8,302
This reminds me - last month my brother showed me Apple`s new-ish iPhoto program; frankly I always dismissed it as a piece of crap. BUT he showed me something that`s hardly mentioned in the documention... iPhoto will scan all your photo`s for faces and put names to them all! And its pretty frakkin good at it. I was stunned, especially when he processed over 1,000 photos in about 3 minutes and it had 99% of the people correctly identified and auto-tagged.
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Male 1,081
lol awesome
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Female 15,763
Can you say chick boner?

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Male 228
Terrible ad. I didn`t even notice there was a background, or foreground, till I read the comments.
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Female 141
"Damn girls need to make themselves a sammich."

*Me in the middle* POOF! Sammich made.
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Female 1,604
R u serious? of course you can see the other faces the point of the ad is to show you how the face detect works and how well.
Course it looks like a lot of you missed the point and think this is photoshop disasters and are looking for things that are wrong with the pic
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Male 712
LOL Where exactly is the "back round"? Same as goin` "`round back?"
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Male 1,078
I`m totally buying a Nikon.
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Female 527
did anyone else see the other people`s faces?
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Male 722
Okay so while all of you call out "shopped" for her face, look in the back round. It even points out all of the faces stalking them.
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Female 291
Disgusting toothpicks. Damn girls need to make themselves a sammich.
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Male 8
gah, top girl looks like her hip`s out of joint or somethin`.
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Male 327
I rofled at the guy in the corner
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Male 537
Lucky bastard... thats a nice camera.
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Male 4,014
I like sex with thin women at the same time
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Male 2,344
Those two are disgustingly thin.
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Male 516
look at the IAB guy on the top left corner of the camera
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Female 204
the girl on top has a disproportionately large head...someone went overboard on the `shopping
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Female 77
Nice use of sexism.
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Female 627
they`re too thin.
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Female 917
My lord those girls are anorexic.
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Male 25,417
cool facial recognition!
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Male 497
oh poop look at the little faces all over the place FREAKY!
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Male 2,703
comical, took me a moment to see all those guys. those girls are quite ugly, in the face especially.
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Male 4,012
Ha, that was awesome! Me likey
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Female 1,515
Lolz that`s a hilarious add but the girl on top`s face is really weird....Why does it look so ugly?
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Male 15,510
So that is what that option in all cameras is for
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Male 554
i like the little face that looks like the IAB icon on the top left
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Male 485
WIN
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Male 4,807
Wha hahah That took me a minute... Not like the Boob girl taking picture in mirror will make me poo.... 3 days and counting on that on.
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Female 150
this picture is so freaky...
i dont even know why
im friggin scared right now
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Male 4,290
Heh... it has a little IAB face above the "auto" on the left.

Also, win.
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Female 9,557
Ha! Chris Hanson is going to have a field day with that thing.
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Male 447
Ok that girl on top`s face is freaking me out.
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Male 390
nikon stole the IAB logo!!!
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Female 224
WOAH!!!! took me a minute...
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Male 119
that was awesome
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Male 421
took me a second to notice the recognition boxes everywhere else, but then I did, and I lol`d hard.
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Female 1,677
It looks like the girl in black`s stomach is caving in on itself from anorexia. Poor thing.
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Female 682
nice? It was really scary when I finally noticed the creepers.
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Male 20,825
Link: Incredibly Effective Nikon Camera Ad [Pic] [Rate Link] - You pervs and creepy stalkers are going to love the new Nikon.
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