I Got This Text From Babies `R` Us Yesterday [Pic]

Submitted by: jusork 7 years ago in Funny

This message would have been a lot more helpful before I knocked up my girlfriend last year...
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Female 388
Lionhart xDDD
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Male 503
yeah... try closer to $12,000 a year for 18 years, then roughly $60,000-$200,000 a year for the next four to 8 years, then you`re free.
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Male 542
Amen Lionhart
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Male 5,189
LOL Lionhart! xD
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Male 8,302
If I have 300 cows, and only 1 of them gets out of the paddock and wrecks something, should I be charged for just that one bad cow, or should the damage bill be multiplied by 300 because that`s how many cows I had, even though the others didn`t do anything?

That`s how I see fatherhood. Sure, hit me with a child support claim, and I`ll happily pay 1/30,000,000th of it.
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Female 85
"sorry sbuninja, the picture has a date...anyone who can read would know its obviously not from yesterday :P"

Funniest part of the whole thing.
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Male 2,748
hahah, hey, its even cheaper than buying condoms!!
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Male 39
That`s what she said!
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Male 301
now you tell me
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Male 67
Johncrb, I`m right there with you. It sure as hell ain`t cheap.
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Male 694
sorry sbuninja, the picture has a date...anyone who can read would know its obviously not from yesterday :P
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Female 168
This sign would be from last year.

And I don`t remember that sign. I remember one that said "Come out and save $600" or "Stock up and save
" during our annual event in August. I work there. Sorry to rain on the parade.
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Male 41
wow just wow
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Male 163
"Actually, the average cost of raise a child, from birth to 17, who will attend public college, is around $250k. If you plan on them going to a private college, it`s about $375k."

Or if you are like my parents, I am still paying for my own college and have been out for abou t13 years.
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Female 5,222
LOL
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Male 8,302
Wait.. you`re all acting like the man has to help support any brats he contributed sperm to. Surely this sign only applies to women?

Hahahahahaha.
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Male 67
Actually, the average cost of raise a child, from birth to 17, who will attend public college, is around $250k. If you plan on them going to a private college, it`s about $375k.
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Male 10,440
"More like pull out and save up to $10.000..."

More, waaay more.... and what if its twins?
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Male 72
More like pull out and save up to $10.000...
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Female 570
oohh so thats what it means? i thought it was a diaper package and pull out meant not wasting much money or something
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Female 62
Pull out is another sexual reference. Dudes "pull out" before they are "finished".

That sign is ridiculous! LOL who the s*** would put that on a store front and be ok with it...on a kids store!?
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Male 40,291
That`s stupid to advertise that, they`re going to lose future customers!
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Male 53
Statistically, it`ll save at least 10 grand a year depending on college
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Male 67
Sorry Mauser, my sarcasm was way too thin. I`ve got an eleven year old daughter and a wife with a bad eye...I know all about the pull out method.
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Male 1,222
Pull out = Dont finish inside
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Male 67
I don`t get it. What do they mean my "pull out"?
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Female 4,359
more than 600 i imagime...
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Female 343
LOL! xD
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Male 2,004
bow chicka wow wow
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Male 25,417
ha ha ha! thats funny!
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Male 425
Yay for out of context stuff \o/
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Female 2,352
You will save a lot more really. But I`m sure plenty of people still fail the pull out method.
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Male 7,812
you will save a hell of a lot more than 600 dollars.
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Male 90
Only 600? More like $6000 And thats WITH insurance.. GG C-section.
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Male 1,190
One kid 0 to 18 years old costs 450,000$ dollars, without education costs.
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Female 1,181
sigh... sometimes pulling out doesn`t even work.
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Male 522

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Female 3,828
LOL you guys have dirty minds... i like it :)
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Male 2,690
How true!
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Male 10,855
Wait a minute that`s a photo.

Still funny though.
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Male 372
Hahaha, thats some damn good advice
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Male 612
xD
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Male 10,440
You`ll save $600 if you buy the store, otherwise you`re stuck with our overinflated markups.
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Male 5,314
HA, that`s what my friend thought. he was mistaken.
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Male 64
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