How To Get A Big Dick For Free [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

And you wonder how and when America"s fascination with the peen started... [Safe for work]
There are 42 comments:
Female 255
It isn`t free...it says $3.50 or $1.50 with six subscriptions
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Female 1,283
I want a big dick :(
All I got are these little dicks floating around my room.
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Male 1,151
I already have one of those
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Female 222
because every boy wearing a sailor suit wants a... big dick? xD
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Female 536
This makes me wish for yesteryear. Toys today just aren`t this much fun :) LOL "shoots as fast as you turn the "crank""
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Male 14
OMG, im from Salem Mass, i never heard of the big dick in my town..lol
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Male 678
What about the fact that he`s gotta run up to mommy or daddy and tell them exactly what he wants!! lol
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Male 628
its a bit small
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Female 4,359
wow, i bet every little boy really wanted to get big dick. i think i might even want big dick. big dick looks pretty fast and furious. where can one get big dick?
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Male 172
Lol its 23 inches Long ;-)
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Male 153
"Get Big Dick and be envied by every boy in town."
LMFAO!!!!!
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Male 976
It (also) says "turn the crank"...uh huh huh..uh..huh huh huh
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Male 390
I love the fact that "big dick" is also a woodie
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Male 2,238
Ah, a simpler time.
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Male 716
Salem, Mass? Hmmm, obviously drowning all them witches was too slow.

As a Massachusettian.... I`d have to disagree. We liked the process to be long and drawn out.

I`m slightly mad at my state for making this though.
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Male 2,841
Back when we could actually trust our children...
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Male 4,807
Only 23" long??? Should be called Medium Dick
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Male 8,302
Salem, Mass? Hmmm, obviously drowning all them witches was too slow.
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Male 15,510
Pre-Viagra days
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Male 3,819
I was born in the wrong era. That would have been so bad ass.
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Female 9,475
Give your kid a a machine gun, what a great idea! >.>
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Female 547
The best part is you get a discount for being a subscriber to "Little People" magazine
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Male 610
it shoots little wooden darts! and today they say foam is too dangerous
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Male 231
sigh....America is another fooking breed man...
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Male 66
$3.50 for a machine gun...oohh damn
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Male 660
I`ve always wanted a big machine gun.
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Male 13,624
I argue this, This is the biggest um, dick, um, rooster, roll with me ok?





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Male 25,416
wow. Its true big dick is fast :)
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Male 1,598
The kid who has a functioning machine gun already has the biggest dick on the block.
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Female 331
And i thought the world would be all rainbows and gumdrops now, what a disappointment...
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Male 769
All I`m thinking about is how many vampires you could kill with that thing.
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Male 36
Man.. I wish I had `Big Dick"..
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Male 363
its only 3.50 wow
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Female 2,352
Overcompensating looks pretty sweet here.
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Male 17,512
Surely they didn`t really sell real `Machine Guns` to kids, Did they ?
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Male 77
Wow its awesome just google "big dick"!
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Male 316
That thing looks sweet!

I want one!
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Male 698
where did you get this clipping or when was the issue
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Male 456
23 inches? Goddamn! 2 feet of meat in my pants? Hell naw lol
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Male 11
sweet, now i can have a big dick. wait....
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Male 848
Don`t need to turn in my subscriptions...XD
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Male 20,131
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