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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Link: How To Get A Big Dick For Free - And you wonder how and when America`s fascination with the peen started...
  2. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Don`t need to turn in my subscriptions...XD
  3. Profile photo of kelknaughty
    kelknaughty Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    sweet, now i can have a big dick. wait....
  4. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    23 inches? Goddamn! 2 feet of meat in my pants? Hell naw lol
  5. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    where did you get this clipping or when was the issue
  6. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    That thing looks sweet!

    I want one!
  7. Profile photo of sgrin27
    sgrin27 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Wow its awesome just google "big dick"!
  8. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Surely they didn`t really sell real `Machine Guns` to kids, Did they ?
  9. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Overcompensating looks pretty sweet here.
  10. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    its only 3.50 wow
  11. Profile photo of thenakedant
    thenakedant Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Man.. I wish I had `Big Dick"..
  12. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    All I`m thinking about is how many vampires you could kill with that thing.
  13. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    And i thought the world would be all rainbows and gumdrops now, what a disappointment...
  14. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    The kid who has a functioning machine gun already has the biggest dick on the block.
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    wow. Its true big dick is fast :)
  16. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13600 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    I argue this, This is the biggest um, dick, um, rooster, roll with me ok?





  17. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    I`ve always wanted a big machine gun.
  18. Profile photo of TheManJT
    TheManJT Male 13-17
    66 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    $3.50 for a machine gun...oohh damn
  19. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    sigh....America is another fooking breed man...
  20. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    it shoots little wooden darts! and today they say foam is too dangerous
  21. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    The best part is you get a discount for being a subscriber to "Little People" magazine
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    Give your kid a a machine gun, what a great idea! >.>
  23. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    I was born in the wrong era. That would have been so bad ass.
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Pre-Viagra days
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Salem, Mass? Hmmm, obviously drowning all them witches was too slow.
  26. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Only 23" long??? Should be called Medium Dick
  27. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    Back when we could actually trust our children...
  28. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    Salem, Mass? Hmmm, obviously drowning all them witches was too slow.

    As a Massachusettian.... I`d have to disagree. We liked the process to be long and drawn out.

    I`m slightly mad at my state for making this though.
  29. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    Ah, a simpler time.
  30. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:26 am
    I love the fact that "big dick" is also a woodie
  31. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 4:54 am
    It (also) says "turn the crank"...uh huh huh..uh..huh huh huh
  32. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
    154 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 11:54 am
    "Get Big Dick and be envied by every boy in town."
    LMFAO!!!!!
  33. Profile photo of wolfguy423
    wolfguy423 Male 18-29
    172 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Lol its 23 inches Long ;-)
  34. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    wow, i bet every little boy really wanted to get big dick. i think i might even want big dick. big dick looks pretty fast and furious. where can one get big dick?
  35. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    its a bit small
  36. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    What about the fact that he`s gotta run up to mommy or daddy and tell them exactly what he wants!! lol
  37. Profile photo of crue
    crue Male 40-49
    14 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    OMG, im from Salem Mass, i never heard of the big dick in my town..lol
  38. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    This makes me wish for yesteryear. Toys today just aren`t this much fun :) LOL "shoots as fast as you turn the "crank""
  39. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    because every boy wearing a sailor suit wants a... big dick? xD
  40. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    969 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    I already have one of those
  41. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 1:24 am
    I want a big dick :(
    All I got are these little dicks floating around my room.
  42. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 2:36 am
    It isn`t free...it says $3.50 or $1.50 with six subscriptions

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