How To Brush Your Teeth Like A Spartan [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Seven simple steps on how to acheive cleaner, whiter teeth! Rawr!
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Female 667
pretty damn sexy
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Male 2,159
It was going so well until the last couple of pics...

I like to think he uses that face for everything. EVERYTHING.
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Male 628
Brushs: All your cavities are belong to us
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Female 62
I make that face in every life task i do. So I pretty much epically win at all times.
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Male 126
win
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Female 1,043
ew...
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Male 2,238
At step 4, i`m thinking, "Heh, now would be a great time for a mem-", *get to step 6*, "Lolwin."
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Male 12,365
[quote]If you were so good at history, then you would know an icepick works a whole lot better than a spoon. [/quote]

Trotsky, yes. But I wanted something ridiculous and `spoon` came to mind.
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Female 477
ew
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Male 522
he`s so harry...he`s like a wooky
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Male 64
His face is annoyingly big.
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Male 231
Metal heads rule
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Male 660
LOL! life lessons for man-children!
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Female 1,312
It`s makes brushing teeth into a whole new game.
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Male 876
that`s a pretty macho beard if i may say so myself...
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Male 73
Oh god!
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Male 38
funniest thing today
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Male 109
sorry but the `move your loaded weapon back and forth got me` :P
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Female 92
lol lol lol
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Male 2,332
"Are you kidding?? A man isn`t a man without a good beard!"

I concur!
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Female 3,574
ewwww
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Female 318
"This is madness!

...someone had to say it"

THIS IS SPARTA!!!! ~Brought to you by Colgate©.
XD
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Female 2,549
waking up next to this guy in the morning..
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Female 3,828
ugh angilion. just ugh.
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Male 8,302
> RecycleElf
> do i need the beard beforehand

Are you kidding?? A man isn`t a man without a good beard!
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Female 1,199
"Anyone else remember the PG version of the 300 trailer?"

Yes I was remembering that as well. p:
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Male 3,619
do i need the beard beforehand or will i get one from experience?
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Male 722
Hehe. Step 5... Thats what she said.
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Male 12,138
I believe Nido just zinged. Nice.
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Female 3,562
Oh god, if only he had muscles. He would be made of pure manly.
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Male 9,306
"If I was gay, I`d be aroused. Luckily I`m not."

If I was straight, I`d be stupid and annoying. Luckily I`m not.
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Male 10,440
If I was gay, I`d be aroused. Luckily I`m not.
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Male 730
SCHWING
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Male 1,081
The blood of the slaughtered tarter tastes of pure win.
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Male 503
this is how to brush like a man haha
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Male 1,523
Lol. With his style of brushing, the toothpaste may never even touch the teeth.
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Male 506
"Why was this funny? To be honest, I complain but like a lot of the stuff on IAB. But I don`t really crack a smile...ever. This was the first time I actually smiled at a post. Well done, IAB."

For me, it was the complete disregard or inability to contain the foamy toothpaste to even the general vicinity of his mouth.
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Male 1,351
Why was this funny? To be honest, I complain but like a lot of the stuff on IAB. But I don`t really crack a smile...ever. This was the first time I actually smiled at a post. Well done, IAB.
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Male 421
"Anyone else remember the PG version of the 300 trailer?"

Tonight, We Dine in HECK!!!
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Female 1,401
i liked this. i lol`d :P
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Male 8,302
People CLEAN their TEETH??? What`ll you crazy Americans think of next!
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Male 17,512
Anglilion, Sometimes your intensity seems to be similar to that of King Leonidas of the film 300.

Lighten up dude, It`s meant to be funny.
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Male 419
F*&KING EPIC
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Male 2,440
Anyone else remember the PG version of the 300 trailer? Maybe this will jog your memory.

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Male 136
@Cajun247

The Cat Empire
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Male 1,195
"Especially important after dining in Hell."

win
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Male 103
[quote]Yes, ignorantly praising a brutal society is a much better thing to do. Oh woe is me for not being ignorant. I shall lobotomise myself immediately with a spoon.[/quote]

If you were so good at history, then you would know an icepick works a whole lot better than a spoon.

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Male 4,290
[quote]Yes, ignorantly praising a brutal society is a much better thing to do. Oh woe is me for not being ignorant. I shall lobotomise myself immediately with a spoon.[/quote]

Not everything has to be super serial all the time Angilion. Nobody would actually want to live in Spartan society, we all know it would be brutal and horrifying. It doesn`t mean we can`t derive humour from it though.
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Male 10,845
But I will actually tickle Angilion`s point.

Name us one empire that has never commited a war crime or caused a humanitarian crisis.
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Male 10,845
Especially important after dining in Hell.






And seriously Angilion if we wanted a lesson on ancient Greece we would have signed up for a class.
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Male 92
No, Angilion, it`s really all about how you brush your teeth. Trust me, I do it like that, and I`m pretty badass
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Male 12,365
[quote]thanks for that Angilion, i now dub you King Buzzkillington[/quote]

[quote]@ Angilion, ur such a buzz kill[/quote]

Yes, ignorantly praising a brutal society is a much better thing to do. Oh woe is me for not being ignorant. I shall lobotomise myself immediately with a spoon.
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Male 11
Spartan material=Old. Thanks for trying though.
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Male 25,416
WOW, i havnt seen this and im glad i did! i laughed!
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Male 3,255
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold.
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Female 258
@ Angilion, ur such a buzz kill
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Male 420
thanks for that Angilion, i now dub you King Buzzkillington
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Male 868
Truly old, thanks IAB.
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Male 12,365
To be a real Spartan, you`d also have to live in a society in which 90% of the population were totally unfree and the remaining 10% utterly subordinate to the state, men were required to murder on command (and were routinely ordered to do so - that`s part of what the 90% of people were for, to be murdered), boys were conscripted into the army at the age of 5 (yes, 5) and forbidden contact with their parents for 13 years (they probably hadn`t seen their father anyway, as he`d be conscripted into the army), every newborn was examined by state officials and killed if deemed not strong enough...etc, etc. It wasn`t a nice place. The society went mental after being invaded and became the most extreme military state imaginable, with everything orientated around the army.
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Male 179
Gingivitis?!?! THIS...IS...DENTAL HYGIENE!!!!! What about flossing?
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Male 4,867
cleaning my teeth just became fun
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Male 5,314
i`m really tired of seeing this.
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Female 346
I`ve found my soulmate.
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Female 318
Clean beard too
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Male 58
That.... is...
Aw..
AWESOME!
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Male 36
i dont know why but for some odd reason i keep thinking this is something my brother in law would do.
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Male 1,190
This is what a real spartan would look like, hairy. And of course the real Spartans had much more sex with men than with women.
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Male 38
This is madness!

...someone had to say it
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Male 1,958
Photoshop?
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Male 418
awsome.
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Male 716
Seen it
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Female 38
omg rofl!!! That is yucky awesome.
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Male 19,854
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