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Date: 04/08/10 03:03 PM

73 Responses to How To Brush Your Teeth Like A Spartan [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Link: How To Brush Your Teeth Like A Spartan - Seven simple steps on how to acheive cleaner, whiter teeth! Rawr!
  2. Profile photo of anafa
    anafa Female 18-29
    38 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    omg rofl!!! That is yucky awesome.
  3. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Seen it
  4. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    awsome.
  5. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Photoshop?
  6. Profile photo of FearTheMoo
    FearTheMoo Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    This is madness!

    ...someone had to say it
  7. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    This is what a real spartan would look like, hairy. And of course the real Spartans had much more sex with men than with women.
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    mitchell_s Male 13-17
    36 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    i dont know why but for some odd reason i keep thinking this is something my brother in law would do.
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    snukatoof Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    That.... is...
    Aw..
    AWESOME!
  10. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    318 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Clean beard too
  11. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    I`ve found my soulmate.
  12. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    i`m really tired of seeing this.
  13. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    cleaning my teeth just became fun
  14. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    Gingivitis?!?! THIS...IS...DENTAL HYGIENE!!!!! What about flossing?
  15. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    April 8, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    To be a real Spartan, you`d also have to live in a society in which 90% of the population were totally unfree and the remaining 10% utterly subordinate to the state, men were required to murder on command (and were routinely ordered to do so - that`s part of what the 90% of people were for, to be murdered), boys were conscripted into the army at the age of 5 (yes, 5) and forbidden contact with their parents for 13 years (they probably hadn`t seen their father anyway, as he`d be conscripted into the army), every newborn was examined by state officials and killed if deemed not strong enough...etc, etc. It wasn`t a nice place. The society went mental after being invaded and became the most extreme military state imaginable, with everything orientated around the army.
  16. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    Truly old, thanks IAB.
  17. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    thanks for that Angilion, i now dub you King Buzzkillington
  18. Profile photo of Nucleartoast
    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
    258 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    @ Angilion, ur such a buzz kill
  19. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold.
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    WOW, i havnt seen this and im glad i did! i laughed!
  21. Profile photo of XxMrGuyxX
    XxMrGuyxX Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Spartan material=Old. Thanks for trying though.
  22. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    April 8, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    thanks for that Angilion, i now dub you King Buzzkillington

    @ Angilion, ur such a buzz kill

    Yes, ignorantly praising a brutal society is a much better thing to do. Oh woe is me for not being ignorant. I shall lobotomise myself immediately with a spoon.
  23. Profile photo of davidstone
    davidstone Male 18-29
    92 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    No, Angilion, it`s really all about how you brush your teeth. Trust me, I do it like that, and I`m pretty badass
  24. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Especially important after dining in Hell.






    And seriously Angilion if we wanted a lesson on ancient Greece we would have signed up for a class.
  25. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    But I will actually tickle Angilion`s point.

    Name us one empire that has never commited a war crime or caused a humanitarian crisis.
  26. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    Yes, ignorantly praising a brutal society is a much better thing to do. Oh woe is me for not being ignorant. I shall lobotomise myself immediately with a spoon.

    Not everything has to be super serial all the time Angilion. Nobody would actually want to live in Spartan society, we all know it would be brutal and horrifying. It doesn`t mean we can`t derive humour from it though.
  27. Profile photo of Almighty_Jew
    Almighty_Jew Male 18-29
    103 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Yes, ignorantly praising a brutal society is a much better thing to do. Oh woe is me for not being ignorant. I shall lobotomise myself immediately with a spoon.

    If you were so good at history, then you would know an icepick works a whole lot better than a spoon.

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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    "Especially important after dining in Hell."

    win
  29. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    @Cajun247

    The Cat Empire
  30. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Anyone else remember the PG version of the 300 trailer? Maybe this will jog your memory.

  31. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    F*&KING EPIC
  32. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 8, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    Anglilion, Sometimes your intensity seems to be similar to that of King Leonidas of the film 300.

    Lighten up dude, It`s meant to be funny.
  33. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    People CLEAN their TEETH??? What`ll you crazy Americans think of next!
  34. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    i liked this. i lol`d :P
  35. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    "Anyone else remember the PG version of the 300 trailer?"

    Tonight, We Dine in HECK!!!
  36. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Why was this funny? To be honest, I complain but like a lot of the stuff on IAB. But I don`t really crack a smile...ever. This was the first time I actually smiled at a post. Well done, IAB.
  37. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    "Why was this funny? To be honest, I complain but like a lot of the stuff on IAB. But I don`t really crack a smile...ever. This was the first time I actually smiled at a post. Well done, IAB."

    For me, it was the complete disregard or inability to contain the foamy toothpaste to even the general vicinity of his mouth.
  38. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Lol. With his style of brushing, the toothpaste may never even touch the teeth.
  39. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    this is how to brush like a man haha
  40. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    The blood of the slaughtered tarter tastes of pure win.
  41. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    SCHWING
  42. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    If I was gay, I`d be aroused. Luckily I`m not.
  43. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    "If I was gay, I`d be aroused. Luckily I`m not."

    If I was straight, I`d be stupid and annoying. Luckily I`m not.
  44. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    Oh god, if only he had muscles. He would be made of pure manly.
  45. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    I believe Nido just zinged. Nice.
  46. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    Hehe. Step 5... Thats what she said.
  47. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    do i need the beard beforehand or will i get one from experience?
  48. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:14 am
    "Anyone else remember the PG version of the 300 trailer?"

    Yes I was remembering that as well. p:
  49. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:15 am
    > RecycleElf
    > do i need the beard beforehand

    Are you kidding?? A man isn`t a man without a good beard!
  50. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:02 am
    ugh angilion. just ugh.
  51. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:06 am
    waking up next to this guy in the morning..
  52. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:35 am
    "This is madness!

    ...someone had to say it"

    THIS IS SPARTA!!!! ~Brought to you by Colgate©.
    XD
  53. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:37 am
    ewwww
  54. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:46 am
    "Are you kidding?? A man isn`t a man without a good beard!"

    I concur!
  55. Profile photo of dotrom
    dotrom Female 18-29
    92 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:01 am
    lol lol lol
  56. Profile photo of Fishmanjo
    Fishmanjo Male 18-29
    109 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:45 am
    sorry but the `move your loaded weapon back and forth got me` :P
  57. Profile photo of BuddyEbsen
    BuddyEbsen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:48 am
    funniest thing today
  58. Profile photo of strickt
    strickt Male 18-29
    73 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Oh god!
  59. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    that`s a pretty macho beard if i may say so myself...
  60. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1242 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    It`s makes brushing teeth into a whole new game.
  61. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    LOL! life lessons for man-children!
  62. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    Metal heads rule
  63. Profile photo of Grantibean
    Grantibean Male 13-17
    64 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    His face is annoyingly big.
  64. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    he`s so harry...he`s like a wooky
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    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    ew
  66. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    If you were so good at history, then you would know an icepick works a whole lot better than a spoon.

    Trotsky, yes. But I wanted something ridiculous and `spoon` came to mind.
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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:59 am
    At step 4, i`m thinking, "Heh, now would be a great time for a mem-", *get to step 6*, "Lolwin."
  68. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 10:49 am
    ew...
  69. Profile photo of Jadavid
    Jadavid Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 11:05 am
    win
  70. Profile photo of bluegaze5
    bluegaze5 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    I make that face in every life task i do. So I pretty much epically win at all times.
  71. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Brushs: All your cavities are belong to us
  72. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    It was going so well until the last couple of pics...

    I like to think he uses that face for everything. EVERYTHING.
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    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    pretty damn sexy

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