Handicapped Hobo, Just Being Honest [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Incidentally, this is the same sign I walk around with all day as well...
There are 34 comments:
Female 467
hahaha imagine getting your pussy tickled by his infested beard
and groped by his black dirty nails :L
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Female 444
hooker? isnt that unhygienic?
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Male 83
Well, honesty IS the best policy...isn`t it?
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Male 440
If only we could all be honest and get what we wanted; that would be the day.
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Male 34
Don`t we all? lol
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Male 2,748
nice, nice, i like an honest man
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Male 5,194
"ALL I WANT IS A HOOKER AND A CASE OF THE CLAP AND FREE HEALTH CARE"

Fixed.
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Male 487
I once gave a hobo a liquor store gift card and told him it had $5 on it...but it only actually had $0.25. His eye`s lit up like it was christmas lol.

At least he doesn`t ask me for money anymore.
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Male 1,351
I think honesty deserves a couple of bucks at least.
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Female 1,048
what a refreshing change - truth in advertising! Someone give this dude a job on Maddison Ave!!
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Male 131
I would give him the money I wanted to spend on a hooker... and my crate of beer... looks like its gonna be a hard night with nothing to ease my sorrows with :(
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Male 8,300
You can make his head explode by saying `I only have enough for ONE of those, which one will it be?"
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Female 3
looks kinda like my dad if he lost like 60 pounds and was in a wheelchair haha
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Male 181
"but they make up less then 10% of the homeless."
Oh, did you take a survey? You blame others for making generalizations when you make not only make them yourself, you make up bs statistics to go along with them. Congratulations, you win at the internet.
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Male 494
"""
PsychGeek: you do realize that a lot of homeless people are in that situation BECAUSE of these factors--many had good lives before they became homeless, but because of bad habits they`re out on the streets.
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It`s not because of bad habits they`re on the streets. They`re on the streets because they can`t afford a house. Yeah, a few use what little income they can make on bad habits, but they make up less then 10% of the homeless.

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Female 1,798
fealiks:

so being homeless is an excuse for them to blow the kindness of others on beer/drugs? you do realize that a lot of homeless people are in that situation BECAUSE of these factors--many had good lives before they became homeless, but because of bad habits they`re out on the streets.

so what you`re essentially saying is to look the other way when they shoot up or get drunk, because of their "lack of opportunity". maybe if they put the bottle down and looked for a job (and there ARE organizations out there which help them in that regard), they`d have more opportunities.

We need to stop making excuses for them, and start looking for ways to reduce the numbers of homeless in our communities.
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Male 214
honest bum is honest, but the picture is still unfunny
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Male 224
People often look down on homeless people for spending change on beer and/or drugs, but they shouldn`t. What else are they going to do with it? Save up and buy a slightly higher quality sandwich? In my opinion, they don`t have the opportunity for any luxuries beyond beer or drugs, so let them be hedonistic. They`ve got nothing to lose.
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Male 2,199
you and me both brother...
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Male 25,416
win!
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Female 4,028
I wonder how these guys are figuring out the trend of "being honest"?
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Female 2,352
Honest bum is honest. Whenever I see a hobo flying a sign I always imagine it says beer because all hobos love beer.
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Male 149
I would give this guy money just for being honest.
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Female 4,039
Homeless and sexless, I guess I could deal. Beerless - NEVER!
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Male 77
san fransisco there was a group of bums with signs adn only one sign said "why lie its for beer". everyone was going to him xD
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Female 3,726
If you can drat, then you can work!
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Male 1,013
I think I know where he can get a handy for $5. Or good ol shagging for the cost of a cheesburger.
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Male 15,510
America I guess
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Male 7,839
not so much the hooker, but im with you on the liquor my friend.
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Male 504
At least he is not feeding bullpoo.
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Male 199
when i was in london agges ago there was a man in a suit with a black eye and a sign that said `ever had such a bad day all you need is some weed? i take joints and cash plz join me if you want no refunds for badtimes` not as good as this but atleast hobos are getting honest x
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Male 231
Amen to this dude. Amen
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Male 478
That`s probably what got him there in the first place.
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Male 20,987
Link: Handicapped Hobo, Just Being Honest [Pic] [Rate Link] - Incidentally, this is the same sign I walk around with all day as well...
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