Guys Of I-A-B, Look At Your Hands... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

Don"t fight it, it"s science!
There are 171 comments:
Male 150
im so gay, my index finger is longer than my ring finger.
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Male 12
GASP! IM GAY!!! PYSCH!!!

ROFLROFLROFLROFL
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Female 1,181
so if i was male, i`d be macho? i`d rather be gay.
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Female 164
I`m... a macho man?
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Male 65
I BE R NOT GAY LOLZLLZLZLZLZL
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Male 440
"I remember this from sixth grade. also, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer? seriously, try it out"

Great prank. For those who don`t know just say the cancer hand thing to a friend and when they put their hand over their face slap it so that they end up hitting themselves. Self inflicted b1tch slap (kind of). FTW.
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Female 535
i`m a gay man!
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Male 63
well on one hand its the same and on the other hand it`s different ;) i`m gay anyway but my hands are bisexual, naughty bastards.
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Male 2,238
My left hand is straighter than my right.
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Male 49
My ring finger is bigger, and I`m literally the least likely candidate for `macho man`.
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Male 32
I`m a MACHO MAN and homosexual! Win!
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Female 305
yup. im a gay d00d
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Female 356
Macho man! :D
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Male 9
I started freaking out when I noticed that my index finger was larger than my ring finger, but then I realized that I was looking at my left hand and I was fine
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Female 322
"If I can`t see my fingers because they`re wrist deep in my boyfriends butt, what does that mean?"

hilarious
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Female 322
i guess im a macho man that sucks i guess
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Male 1,108
If I can`t see my fingers because they`re wrist deep in my boyfriends butt, what does that mean?
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Male 440
"This is kind of a real thing. It`s called the D2/D4 Ratio. If your ring fingers are longer then you were exposed to more testosterone in the womb. This makes you more likely to be good at math, sports, and other guy bias stuff. Shorter ring fingers make for good writers, verbal skills, female bias talents. I have longer ring fingers so i`m macho. :)"

"No.... this is bullpoo. Or it is wrong enough of the time to make it really not matter that much. But, if it helps you ward off the terrifying gay fantasies that plague you, have fun believing it."

I didn`t suggest it was a test of sexual orientation, only a measure of in womb testosterone exposure. How that might effect abilities is debatable, I admit. It is being studied a lot by the scientific community. In that sense it is "a real thing".
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Male 236
My ring finger is bigger than my index finger, does this mean I`m not gay afterall? Better tell my boyfriend!
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Male 38
I remember this from sixth grade. also, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer? seriously, try it out
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Female 10
mine are the same legnth... so i`m gay? I always thought my boyfriend was girly
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Female 397
my second toe is as long as my pinkie finger. figure THAT one out.
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Female 31
As a lez I can tell you that this works for women too ;) Just opposite. For woman,if your ring finger is longer then your index finger your most likely a card carrying dyke... or think about it a lot
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Male 23
I`m gay, but at the same time very macho... weird, I don`t quite fit the test
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Male 110
meant index finger is longer than ring finger
*fail*
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Male 110
My ring finger is /longer/ than my index finger X_X
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Female 92
"This is kind of a real thing. It`s called the D2/D4 Ratio. If your ring fingers are longer then you were exposed to more testostorone in the womb. This makes you more likely to be good at math, sports, and other guy bias stuff. Shorter ring fingers make for good writers, verbal skills, female bias talents. I have longer ring fingers so i`m macho. :)"

No.... this is bullpoo. Or it is wrong enough of the time to make it really not matter that much. But, if it helps you ward off the terrifying gay fantasies that plague you, have fun believing it.
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Male 68
My penis is longer than any of my fingers, that`s the only test needed.
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Male 95
I hear you can tell from the shape of your nose. Of course I heard this from a gay friend who was justing effing around with a somewhat naive friends of ours, ha!
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Male 848
It`s related to testosterone levels in the womb, not to whether you`re macho or gay...
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Male 1,043
Lol not gay. But why do fingers tell you which sex you like better?
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Female 355
Don`t forget to check which way your hair grows. Clockwise or counter-clockwise.
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Male 73
My ring finger is a nail longer than my index finger :D
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Male 4
I think that if you need to find out, this isn`t what you need. You just need straight porn, gay porn, and a ruler...
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Male 199
what is somones where the same.. a macho gay man? or is that a women.. hang on.. what. i put too much thought into this again
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Male 133
Macho macho maaan, I like to be a macho man
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Female 236
Apparently I`m a real macho man!! (Well at least on one hand. On my other hand the ringfinger is longer.)
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Male 9,305
...seriously?

Okay, look at this, what am I? Gay or straight?

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Male 203
Woop.
I is Straight!!

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Male 2,850
My ring finger is longer, and I *AM* gay.

Does this mean I`m a macho gay man? Or I`m macho and not actually gay?

Methinks my fingers lie. I cite my unmuscled 140lbs body, office job, and boyfriend as evidence.
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Male 440
This is kind of a real thing. It`s called the D2/D4 Ratio. If your ring fingers are longer then you were exposed to more testostorone in the womb. This makes you more likely to be good at math, sports, and other guy bias stuff. Shorter ring fingers make for good writers, verbal skills, female bias talents. I have longer ring fingers so i`m macho. :)
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Male 695
Holy crap! I`m gay! EEEEK!!! *puts on leather pants and feather boa*
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Male 28
My index finger is longer than my ring finger:S what douse that mean?
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Female 3,828
yep. im a macho man.
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Male 116
I sit in front of my PC the entire day, have no social life whatsoever, but apparently I`m a macho man. Let`s go talk to the lay-dies!
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Male 1,067
My ring finger is longer than my index finger but then again, I`ve got feminine hands and fingers.
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Female 837
Bahaha, I`m a macho man. I love it. *joins in singing with RecycleElf*
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Male 970
just saw that on 4chan yesterday...
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Male 140
My ring finger is bigger than my index finger and i am gay, so that makes me a macho gay.
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Female 859
Oh no! I`m gay!
wait-
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Female 162
I`m a macho man? huh. I mean I may not be the most girly-girl of them all but nor am I what you would call a macho man...

I`m with you maggie
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Male 1,815
I wonder what evidence there is to support this.
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Female 155
I guess I`m a macho man - huh - you learn something new every day.
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Male 3,619
i feel secure in my sexuality now ^^
*macho, macho maaaaan.. i want to be a dum dumdmum dummm...*
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Female 5,222
lol
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Female 17
According to the article linked by CrakrJak, I <3 the ladies...wonder if my husband will be upset or excited...
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Male 562
I`m a macho man. Definitely not gay.
... I just happen to be a homosexual macho man~
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Female 98
i this applies to chick than i totaly fly for dah meat shutters apparently.
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Male 492
@Angelmassb "I would love to see Myhtbusters on this"

This would be a really fun Mythbusters
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Male 53
SUCSESS! I AM A REAL MACHO MAN!;D
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Female 268
I read an article on this once and it just associated those finger lengths to those of a girl`s (mostly artsy and use one certain side of brain) and those of a guy`s(mostly logical and used the other side). Either I`m a lez or I actually just enjoy math. Pretty sure I just like math.
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Male 1,081
I AM A REAL MACHO MAN!!!
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Male 94
I thought macho meant straight in that context. I guess I have to chop off my fingers now. Its the only way according to this I can be straight.
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Male 591
Pilanus, they use "special" wording on purpose. It says "you can be gay" if you meet the second picture, not that you are, and the "You are a real macho man" doesn`t mean your a dharma/greg type gay guy, could mean your a "Macho man" that happens to be gay <_<
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Female 364
My index finger is significantly longer than my ring finger. As are both of my parents`.
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Male 2,690
It`s also known as the one way to figure out if a woman is actually a woman...can`t be too sure with trannies and whatnot ya know? :)
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Male 674
Well, my ring finger is longer than my index finger on both hands, still gay. This hand test is less accurate than gaydar...
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Male 795
Longer ring finger here, yet, I`m still a skinny out of shape white guy. stupid science.
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Female 236
LMAO!

"My left hand - ring finger longer than index finger

My right hand - ring finger shorter than index finger

I must be into horses."
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Female 914
I`m real drating macho then.
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Male 38
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio
Sources. They save days.
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Male 1,351
If your ring finger is equal to your index finger, why do we call them different things?
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Male 421
i must be raging with testosterone at the moment.

PROTEIN!!!!
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Male 3,819
My left hand - ring finger longer than index finger

My right hand - ring finger shorter than index finger

I must be into horses.
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Female 257
if i was a guy id be a macho man haha
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Female 1,062
Apparently I`m a macho man?
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Male 191
My fingers are different lengths on each hand...lol the two fingers are closer together on my right but farther on my left....
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Male 191
my fingers are different lengths on each hand....lol
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Male 17,511
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Male 40,762
Well, MY index finger is longer...
(checks)
Still a hetero male!
(with 4 cats...)
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Male 427
Look at your hand the way the image shows = you look like a gay man checking out his nails.
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Male 427
I hope people know this is a joke, and understand it too.
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Female 355
What about females?
Am I gay? My right finger is longer than my pointer by quite a bit.
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Female 1,401
@CrakrJak
What? uhm... my ring finger is longer than my index, and i can guaruntee that I am a woman. I don`t get what you trying to prove here
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Male 8,300
Wow, and all this time I thought it had something to do with sexual preference...!
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Female 491
My index finger is shorter than my ring finger... But I`m an artist.
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Female 31
Heehee! According to this I have one gay hand and one macho-man hand.
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Male 15,510
I would love to see Myhtbusters on this
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Female 38
"haha i just learned this in health, the more testosterone you had as a fetus, the longer ur ring finger developed"

yeah. also means youre usually more sexual.
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Female 265
Boys! Look at your fingers!

If you have some...

YOU COULD BE GAY.
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Male 17,511
If your index finger is longer than your ring finger, Your a woman.

This is the one thing trannies can`t change, So always look at the hands they don`t lie.
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Male 699
haha i just learned this in health, the more testosterone you had as a fetus, the longer ur ring finger developed
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Male 227
&#9668;- SUPA MACHO MAN!!
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Male 1,837
really? thank god. i`ve always heard that girls have ring finger larger than guys and guys have equal size/index is longer.

fuuck yeah im macho.
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Female 1,427
"Well i am apparenly gay, but I really hope that girl i slept with today was really a girl.... As she is my girlfirend....."

Doesn`t mean you ARE gay, it just means you could be.
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Male 58
[[One of my hands is "gay" and one of my hands is "macho" XD]]

In that situation I think you just go by which one you use for "me time."
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Male 1,153
im macho, but im sure we used to say it the other way around
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Male 12,138
[quote]Hmm. My ring finger is quite a bit longer than my index finger. That`s probably why one of my testicles is so noticeably larger than the other two.[/quote]
I lol`d.
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Female 779
One of my hands is "gay" and one of my hands is "macho" XD
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Male 1,523
I`m a macho man! Bish!
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Male 1,195
My index fingers are longer, am I a new kind of super gay? o.O
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Female 42
Looking at these makes me laugh, cause my index finger and ring finger are the same and I`m a woman. But I`m also about as gay as they come.
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Male 132
MACHO MAN!
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Female 452
My index fingers are much longer than my ring fingers. What does that mean?
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Male 848
macho
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Male 1,718
Well i am apparenly gay, but I really hope that girl i slept with today was really a girl.... As she is my girlfirend.....
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Male 4,004
"arent they the same thing?"

It says up there, you`re a homo.

Mine are the same length. And I just assume, it`s a recessive genetic trait to have a longer index than a ring finger, so that would mean most men have same length ring fingers, and thus, this graph is meant to call you gay.
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Male 107
That`s so weird!! We were just discussing this in my Bio lecture today!!

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Male 582
Hmm. My ring finger is quite a bit longer than my index finger. That`s probably why one of my testicles is so noticeably larger than the other two.
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Female 4,447
<---macho man. You better believe it.
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Male 5,314
"Researchers have discovered that gay men actually have higher levels of testosterone - the male sex hormone - than heterosexual men."

ok sure. they`re still not females though.
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Male 656
so... i`m a macho man....

BUt i`m bisexual...

So??

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Male 1,485
im a macho man, apparently no one told all the local girls that.........
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Male 214
macho.
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Female 2,044
...i`m a macho man? awesome.
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Male 121
now, wheres that ruler?...
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Male 7,833
arent they the same thing?
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Male 11
" For those who don`t think this is just a prank. It`s not and it can be quite accurate to the amount of oestrogen or testosterone the body has during child birth. obviously there are many other aspects that effect manliness. but its actually had a lot of research about it, It`s called digit ratio."

So... science is on my side for Macho man? Oh yeah :D
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Male 492
so according to my hands, i`m straight, but according to my boyfriend, i`m gay. hmmmm
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Male 3,310
Whew! See, I am straight!
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Male 407
hellllll yeahhhhh
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Female 2,352
I have gay fingers I guess.
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Female 587
what about girls?
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Male 25,416
What if you like me and have no ring finger on the right hand. Like me that makes me awesome! ! !
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Female 1,386
No guy, you gotta look closer...
* makes you slap yourself in the face*
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Female 127
AlanNco2006, that works! If heterosexual women have the two finger lengths about the same, and Lesbian women have longer "ring" fingers than "index" fingers, then if yo have a longer index finger than ring finger are you bisexual or asexual?
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Male 1,370
HELL YEAH! I`M A MACHO MAN!!!
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Male 112
For those who don`t think this is just a prank. It`s not and it can be quite accurate to the amount of oestrogen or testosterone the body has during child birth. obviously there are many other aspects that effect manliness. but its actually had a lot of research about it, It`s called digit ratio.
here`s a wiki page on it if anyone is interested:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio
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Male 139
Furthermore, apparently if you`ve got a longer "ring" finger, it does indeed correlate to an extra burst of testosterone during development, and is an indicator that the individual should be good at sports i.e. sprinting. I guess that`s where the Macho part comes in...
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Male 5,626
"...whole point of this is to make you look gay..."

I thought the whole point was to find out who was telling the true of gender in his profile.
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Female 73
Oh no! I`m a lesbian! My husband will be crushed.
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Male 227
ha my ring finger is a little bit bigger than my middle finger
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Female 51
AlanNco2006, so my index finger is longer than my ring finger. Does that mean I`m neither straight nor lesbian? Or just that I dance too much Disco? :P
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Male 1,054
"since men are not women, we look like gay men"

Researchers have discovered that gay men actually have higher levels of testosterone - the male sex hormone - than heterosexual men.
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Female 1,006
This is the set up to a joke...
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Male 28
Actually, this isn`t completely accurate. The difference in finger length between the second and fourth digit isn`t much of an indicator in men. It is, however, fairly accurate in women. Heterosexual women have the two finger lengths about the same. Lesbian women, however, tend to have longer "ring" fingers than "index" fingers. The length of the "ring" finger is related to amount of testosterone exposed to during development inside the womb.
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Male 12,365
If I recall correctly, the actual science (as opposed to the media portrayal of it) found some degree of correlation.

There is a simple test to determine if you`re gay, with a 100% correlation: are you sexually attracted only to people of the same sex as you? Kind of a giveaway.
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Female 68
I need to try this on my guy friends.
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Male 5,314
i think it`s very possible that the whole point of this is to make you look gay. think about it, we`re suppose to look at our fingers, and i bet most people look at them by sticking their arm out and their hand up. who do you see doing that gesture most often? women. since men are not women, we look like gay men checking out our fingernails.
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Male 3,482
... My index finger`s longer...
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Male 423
I`m all man.
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Male 10
Lol, the length of your index fingers relative to your ring-finger have nothing to do with your sexual preference but it has a lot to do with the amount of testosterone you were exposed to at birth.
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Female 36
haha, i`m a chick, and my ring finger is taller, but that usually just means you`re a creative person when you`re dealing with palmistry. I suppose that can go along with this though
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Male 362
oh poo my index is longer..
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Female 318
I guess I`m a macho man too?
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Male 748
Same as simonh92, my index finger is bigger than my ring finger.
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Male 976
Whew! I can go back to drinking hard liquor and shooting animals and other manly things! :D
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Male 5,626
Mimbles, that means you are female. Male and female relational digit length differs.
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Female 245
hm. my ring finger is bigger on my right hand and the same on my left hand...am i messed up?
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Male 976
Macho... but apparently my left hand is slightly more macho than my right
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Male 900
slab-of-rage > megavidiot

(cries)
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Male 211
haha, MACHO MACHO MAN, i don`t need to want to be a MACHO MAN... that didn`t fit as well as i`d hoped, oh well
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Male 2,344
My index finger surpasses my middle finger. Does that make me ultra macho?
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Male 900
"My index finger is as long as my middle finger, what does that make me? O.o"

A girl....
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Male 769
"My index finger is as long as my middle finger, what does that make me? O.o "

A lesbian`s idea of a good night in?
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Male 193
my ring finger is bigger than my index finger, but i am actually gay. test is broken.
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Male 900
YES!!!! not gay! phew!
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Male 716
Bullcrap, absolute bullcrap.
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Male 2,056
Haha! Made you look!
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Male 2,028
I`m a "real macho man." Huzzah!
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Male 1,190
What?
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Male 1,958
Don`t fight it. It`s just science
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Male 387
Macho :D
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Female 118
My index finger is as long as my middle finger, what does that make me? O.o
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Male 669
i guess im a macho man. quite close to being gay though
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Male 1,557
Nope. My fingers are level like the first image, but I`m gay.
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Male 263
Macho Man FTW!!
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Male 806
yay im a macho man!
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Male 231
woah....I`m so far away from gay it`s creeping me out :|
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Male 193
Wait, my index finger is bigger than my ring finger. What the hell does that mean?
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Male 20,916
Link: Guys Of I-A-B, Look At Your Hands... [Pic] [Rate Link] - Don`t fight it, it`s science!
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