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171 Responses to Guys Of I-A-B, Look At Your Hands… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Link: Guys Of I-A-B, Look At Your Hands... - Don`t fight it, it`s science!
  2. Profile photo of simonh92
    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Wait, my index finger is bigger than my ring finger. What the hell does that mean?
  3. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    woah....I`m so far away from gay it`s creeping me out :|
  4. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    yay im a macho man!
  5. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Macho Man FTW!!
  6. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Nope. My fingers are level like the first image, but I`m gay.
  7. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    i guess im a macho man. quite close to being gay though
  8. Profile photo of Mimbles
    Mimbles Female 18-29
    118 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    My index finger is as long as my middle finger, what does that make me? O.o
  9. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Macho :D
  10. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Don`t fight it. It`s just science
  11. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    What?
  12. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2029 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    I`m a "real macho man." Huzzah!
  13. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Haha! Made you look!
  14. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Bullcrap, absolute bullcrap.
  15. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    YES!!!! not gay! phew!
  16. Profile photo of lyckosam
    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    my ring finger is bigger than my index finger, but i am actually gay. test is broken.
  17. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    "My index finger is as long as my middle finger, what does that make me? O.o "

    A lesbian`s idea of a good night in?
  18. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    "My index finger is as long as my middle finger, what does that make me? O.o"

    A girl....
  19. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    My index finger surpasses my middle finger. Does that make me ultra macho?
  20. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    haha, MACHO MACHO MAN, i don`t need to want to be a MACHO MAN... that didn`t fit as well as i`d hoped, oh well
  21. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    slab-of-rage > megavidiot

    (cries)
  22. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Macho... but apparently my left hand is slightly more macho than my right
  23. Profile photo of krazyfreak58
    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    hm. my ring finger is bigger on my right hand and the same on my left hand...am i messed up?
  24. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Mimbles, that means you are female. Male and female relational digit length differs.
  25. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Whew! I can go back to drinking hard liquor and shooting animals and other manly things! :D
  26. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Same as simonh92, my index finger is bigger than my ring finger.
  27. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    I guess I`m a macho man too?
  28. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    oh poo my index is longer..
  29. Profile photo of janiceinabox
    janiceinabox Female 13-17
    36 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    haha, i`m a chick, and my ring finger is taller, but that usually just means you`re a creative person when you`re dealing with palmistry. I suppose that can go along with this though
  30. Profile photo of Sykar
    Sykar Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Lol, the length of your index fingers relative to your ring-finger have nothing to do with your sexual preference but it has a lot to do with the amount of testosterone you were exposed to at birth.
  31. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    I`m all man.
  32. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    ... My index finger`s longer...
  33. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    i think it`s very possible that the whole point of this is to make you look gay. think about it, we`re suppose to look at our fingers, and i bet most people look at them by sticking their arm out and their hand up. who do you see doing that gesture most often? women. since men are not women, we look like gay men checking out our fingernails.
  34. Profile photo of icyfrresh
    icyfrresh Female 18-29
    68 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    I need to try this on my guy friends.
  35. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    If I recall correctly, the actual science (as opposed to the media portrayal of it) found some degree of correlation.

    There is a simple test to determine if you`re gay, with a 100% correlation: are you sexually attracted only to people of the same sex as you? Kind of a giveaway.
  36. Profile photo of AlanNco2006
    AlanNco2006 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    Actually, this isn`t completely accurate. The difference in finger length between the second and fourth digit isn`t much of an indicator in men. It is, however, fairly accurate in women. Heterosexual women have the two finger lengths about the same. Lesbian women, however, tend to have longer "ring" fingers than "index" fingers. The length of the "ring" finger is related to amount of testosterone exposed to during development inside the womb.
  37. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    This is the set up to a joke...
  38. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    "since men are not women, we look like gay men"

    Researchers have discovered that gay men actually have higher levels of testosterone - the male sex hormone - than heterosexual men.
  39. Profile photo of Ahdelil
    Ahdelil Female 18-29
    51 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    AlanNco2006, so my index finger is longer than my ring finger. Does that mean I`m neither straight nor lesbian? Or just that I dance too much Disco? :P
  40. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    ha my ring finger is a little bit bigger than my middle finger
  41. Profile photo of naturalblue
    naturalblue Female 30-39
    73 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Oh no! I`m a lesbian! My husband will be crushed.
  42. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    "...whole point of this is to make you look gay..."

    I thought the whole point was to find out who was telling the true of gender in his profile.
  43. Profile photo of Ninja-Nerd
    Ninja-Nerd Male 18-29
    139 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Furthermore, apparently if you`ve got a longer "ring" finger, it does indeed correlate to an extra burst of testosterone during development, and is an indicator that the individual should be good at sports i.e. sprinting. I guess that`s where the Macho part comes in...
  44. Profile photo of pantelisk
    pantelisk Male 13-17
    112 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    For those who don`t think this is just a prank. It`s not and it can be quite accurate to the amount of oestrogen or testosterone the body has during child birth. obviously there are many other aspects that effect manliness. but its actually had a lot of research about it, It`s called digit ratio.
    here`s a wiki page on it if anyone is interested:
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio
  45. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    HELL YEAH! I`M A MACHO MAN!!!
  46. Profile photo of atm
    atm Female 13-17
    127 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    AlanNco2006, that works! If heterosexual women have the two finger lengths about the same, and Lesbian women have longer "ring" fingers than "index" fingers, then if yo have a longer index finger than ring finger are you bisexual or asexual?
  47. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    No guy, you gotta look closer...
    * makes you slap yourself in the face*
  48. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    What if you like me and have no ring finger on the right hand. Like me that makes me awesome! ! !
  49. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    what about girls?
  50. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    I have gay fingers I guess.
  51. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    hellllll yeahhhhh
  52. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    Whew! See, I am straight!
  53. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    so according to my hands, i`m straight, but according to my boyfriend, i`m gay. hmmmm
  54. Profile photo of XxMrGuyxX
    XxMrGuyxX Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    " For those who don`t think this is just a prank. It`s not and it can be quite accurate to the amount of oestrogen or testosterone the body has during child birth. obviously there are many other aspects that effect manliness. but its actually had a lot of research about it, It`s called digit ratio."

    So... science is on my side for Macho man? Oh yeah :D
  55. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    arent they the same thing?
  56. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    now, wheres that ruler?...
  57. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    ...i`m a macho man? awesome.
  58. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    macho.
  59. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    im a macho man, apparently no one told all the local girls that.........
  60. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    so... i`m a macho man....

    BUt i`m bisexual...

    So??

  61. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    "Researchers have discovered that gay men actually have higher levels of testosterone - the male sex hormone - than heterosexual men."

    ok sure. they`re still not females though.
  62. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    <---macho man. You better believe it.
  63. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Hmm. My ring finger is quite a bit longer than my index finger. That`s probably why one of my testicles is so noticeably larger than the other two.
  64. Profile photo of rukasu
    rukasu Male 13-17
    107 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    That`s so weird!! We were just discussing this in my Bio lecture today!!

  65. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    "arent they the same thing?"

    It says up there, you`re a homo.

    Mine are the same length. And I just assume, it`s a recessive genetic trait to have a longer index than a ring finger, so that would mean most men have same length ring fingers, and thus, this graph is meant to call you gay.
  66. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Well i am apparenly gay, but I really hope that girl i slept with today was really a girl.... As she is my girlfirend.....
  67. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    macho
  68. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    My index fingers are much longer than my ring fingers. What does that mean?
  69. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
    132 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    MACHO MAN!
  70. Profile photo of pjonkml
    pjonkml Female 18-29
    42 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Looking at these makes me laugh, cause my index finger and ring finger are the same and I`m a woman. But I`m also about as gay as they come.
  71. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    My index fingers are longer, am I a new kind of super gay? o.O
  72. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    I`m a macho man! Bish!
  73. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    One of my hands is "gay" and one of my hands is "macho" XD
  74. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Hmm. My ring finger is quite a bit longer than my index finger. That`s probably why one of my testicles is so noticeably larger than the other two.
    I lol`d.
  75. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    im macho, but im sure we used to say it the other way around
  76. Profile photo of quixoto
    quixoto Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    ]

    In that situation I think you just go by which one you use for "me time."
  77. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    "Well i am apparenly gay, but I really hope that girl i slept with today was really a girl.... As she is my girlfirend....."

    Doesn`t mean you ARE gay, it just means you could be.
  78. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    really? thank god. i`ve always heard that girls have ring finger larger than guys and guys have equal size/index is longer.

    fuuck yeah im macho.
  79. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    &#9668;- SUPA MACHO MAN!!
  80. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    haha i just learned this in health, the more testosterone you had as a fetus, the longer ur ring finger developed
  81. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    If your index finger is longer than your ring finger, Your a woman.

    This is the one thing trannies can`t change, So always look at the hands they don`t lie.
  82. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Boys! Look at your fingers!

    If you have some...

    YOU COULD BE GAY.
  83. Profile photo of hateonyou
    hateonyou Female 18-29
    38 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    "haha i just learned this in health, the more testosterone you had as a fetus, the longer ur ring finger developed"

    yeah. also means youre usually more sexual.
  84. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    I would love to see Myhtbusters on this
  85. Profile photo of Aurigae
    Aurigae Female 18-29
    31 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Heehee! According to this I have one gay hand and one macho-man hand.
  86. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    My index finger is shorter than my ring finger... But I`m an artist.
  87. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Wow, and all this time I thought it had something to do with sexual preference...!
  88. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    @CrakrJak
    What? uhm... my ring finger is longer than my index, and i can guaruntee that I am a woman. I don`t get what you trying to prove here
  89. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    What about females?
    Am I gay? My right finger is longer than my pointer by quite a bit.
  90. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    I hope people know this is a joke, and understand it too.
  91. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Look at your hand the way the image shows = you look like a gay man checking out his nails.
  92. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31789 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    Well, MY index finger is longer...
    (checks)
    Still a hetero male!
    (with 4 cats...)
  93. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    The science on the fingers
  94. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    my fingers are different lengths on each hand....lol
  95. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    My fingers are different lengths on each hand...lol the two fingers are closer together on my right but farther on my left....
  96. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Apparently I`m a macho man?
  97. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    if i was a guy id be a macho man haha
  98. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    My left hand - ring finger longer than index finger

    My right hand - ring finger shorter than index finger

    I must be into horses.
  99. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    i must be raging with testosterone at the moment.

    PROTEIN!!!!
  100. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    If your ring finger is equal to your index finger, why do we call them different things?
  101. Profile photo of cullyisdaman
    cullyisdaman Male 13-17
    38 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio
    Sources. They save days.
  102. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    I`m real drating macho then.
  103. Profile photo of Odyne
    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    LMAO!

    "My left hand - ring finger longer than index finger

    My right hand - ring finger shorter than index finger

    I must be into horses."
  104. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Longer ring finger here, yet, I`m still a skinny out of shape white guy. stupid science.
  105. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    Well, my ring finger is longer than my index finger on both hands, still gay. This hand test is less accurate than gaydar...
  106. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    It`s also known as the one way to figure out if a woman is actually a woman...can`t be too sure with trannies and whatnot ya know? :)
  107. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    My index finger is significantly longer than my ring finger. As are both of my parents`.
  108. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Pilanus, they use "special" wording on purpose. It says "you can be gay" if you meet the second picture, not that you are, and the "You are a real macho man" doesn`t mean your a dharma/greg type gay guy, could mean your a "Macho man" that happens to be gay <_<
  109. Profile photo of Imadude
    Imadude Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    I thought macho meant straight in that context. I guess I have to chop off my fingers now. Its the only way according to this I can be straight.
  110. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    I AM A REAL MACHO MAN!!!
  111. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    I read an article on this once and it just associated those finger lengths to those of a girl`s (mostly artsy and use one certain side of brain) and those of a guy`s(mostly logical and used the other side). Either I`m a lez or I actually just enjoy math. Pretty sure I just like math.
  112. Profile photo of kevin3113
    kevin3113 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    SUCSESS! I AM A REAL MACHO MAN!;D
  113. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    @Angelmassb "I would love to see Myhtbusters on this"

    This would be a really fun Mythbusters
  114. Profile photo of IsmelBacn420
    IsmelBacn420 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    i this applies to chick than i totaly fly for dah meat shutters apparently.
  115. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    I`m a macho man. Definitely not gay.
    ... I just happen to be a homosexual macho man~
  116. Profile photo of maggie52210
    maggie52210 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    According to the article linked by CrakrJak, I <3 the ladies...wonder if my husband will be upset or excited...
  117. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    lol
  118. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    i feel secure in my sexuality now ^^
    *macho, macho maaaaan.. i want to be a dum dumdmum dummm...*
  119. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:19 am
    I guess I`m a macho man - huh - you learn something new every day.
  120. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:43 am
    I wonder what evidence there is to support this.
  121. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:06 am
    I`m a macho man? huh. I mean I may not be the most girly-girl of them all but nor am I what you would call a macho man...

    I`m with you maggie
  122. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:15 am
    Oh no! I`m gay!
    wait-
  123. Profile photo of Karimento
    Karimento Male 30-39
    140 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:37 am
    My ring finger is bigger than my index finger and i am gay, so that makes me a macho gay.
  124. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:39 am
    just saw that on 4chan yesterday...
  125. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:44 am
    Bahaha, I`m a macho man. I love it. *joins in singing with RecycleElf*
  126. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:02 am
    My ring finger is longer than my index finger but then again, I`ve got feminine hands and fingers.
  127. Profile photo of Valonqar
    Valonqar Male 13-17
    116 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:02 am
    I sit in front of my PC the entire day, have no social life whatsoever, but apparently I`m a macho man. Let`s go talk to the lay-dies!
  128. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:17 am
    yep. im a macho man.
  129. Profile photo of hormonella
    hormonella Male 13-17
    28 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:34 am
    My index finger is longer than my ring finger:S what douse that mean?
  130. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    696 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:36 am
    Holy crap! I`m gay! EEEEK!!! *puts on leather pants and feather boa*
  131. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:13 am
    This is kind of a real thing. It`s called the D2/D4 Ratio. If your ring fingers are longer then you were exposed to more testostorone in the womb. This makes you more likely to be good at math, sports, and other guy bias stuff. Shorter ring fingers make for good writers, verbal skills, female bias talents. I have longer ring fingers so i`m macho. :)
  132. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:29 am
    My ring finger is longer, and I *AM* gay.

    Does this mean I`m a macho gay man? Or I`m macho and not actually gay?

    Methinks my fingers lie. I cite my unmuscled 140lbs body, office job, and boyfriend as evidence.
  133. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:40 am
    Woop.
    I is Straight!!

  134. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:45 am
    ...seriously?

    Okay, look at this, what am I? Gay or straight?

    ( -_-)_|_ (0.0 )(0.0 )
  135. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:14 am
    Apparently I`m a real macho man!! (Well at least on one hand. On my other hand the ringfinger is longer.)
  136. Profile photo of DrSunday
    DrSunday Male 18-29
    133 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:18 am
    Macho macho maaan, I like to be a macho man
  137. Profile photo of PENtrap
    PENtrap Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:59 am
    what is somones where the same.. a macho gay man? or is that a women.. hang on.. what. i put too much thought into this again
  138. Profile photo of B_BoyGH3
    B_BoyGH3 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:00 am
    I think that if you need to find out, this isn`t what you need. You just need straight porn, gay porn, and a ruler...
  139. Profile photo of Reggae_Dude
    Reggae_Dude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:06 am
    My ring finger is a nail longer than my index finger :D
  140. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:35 am
    Don`t forget to check which way your hair grows. Clockwise or counter-clockwise.
  141. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:24 am
    Lol not gay. But why do fingers tell you which sex you like better?
  142. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:54 am
    It`s related to testosterone levels in the womb, not to whether you`re macho or gay...
  143. Profile photo of Jaellot
    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:29 am
    I hear you can tell from the shape of your nose. Of course I heard this from a gay friend who was justing effing around with a somewhat naive friends of ours, ha!
  144. Profile photo of islacker
    islacker Male 30-39
    68 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:34 am
    My penis is longer than any of my fingers, that`s the only test needed.
  145. Profile photo of dotrom
    dotrom Female 18-29
    93 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:00 am
    "This is kind of a real thing. It`s called the D2/D4 Ratio. If your ring fingers are longer then you were exposed to more testostorone in the womb. This makes you more likely to be good at math, sports, and other guy bias stuff. Shorter ring fingers make for good writers, verbal skills, female bias talents. I have longer ring fingers so i`m macho. :)"

    No.... this is bullpoo. Or it is wrong enough of the time to make it really not matter that much. But, if it helps you ward off the terrifying gay fantasies that plague you, have fun believing it.
  146. Profile photo of nme
    nme Male 13-17
    110 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:05 am
    My ring finger is /longer/ than my index finger X_X
  147. Profile photo of nme
    nme Male 13-17
    110 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:11 am
    meant index finger is longer than ring finger
    *fail*
  148. Profile photo of Thorbjorn
    Thorbjorn Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:12 am
    I`m gay, but at the same time very macho... weird, I don`t quite fit the test
  149. Profile photo of tazo
    tazo Female 40-49
    31 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:15 am
    As a lez I can tell you that this works for women too ;) Just opposite. For woman,if your ring finger is longer then your index finger your most likely a card carrying dyke... or think about it a lot
  150. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:22 am
    my second toe is as long as my pinkie finger. figure THAT one out.
  151. Profile photo of Yellowsocks
    Yellowsocks Female 18-29
    10 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:41 am
    mine are the same legnth... so i`m gay? I always thought my boyfriend was girly
  152. Profile photo of BuddyEbsen
    BuddyEbsen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:47 am
    I remember this from sixth grade. also, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer? seriously, try it out
  153. Profile photo of apoet4life
    apoet4life Male 18-29
    237 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:39 am
    My ring finger is bigger than my index finger, does this mean I`m not gay afterall? Better tell my boyfriend!
  154. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:04 am
    "This is kind of a real thing. It`s called the D2/D4 Ratio. If your ring fingers are longer then you were exposed to more testosterone in the womb. This makes you more likely to be good at math, sports, and other guy bias stuff. Shorter ring fingers make for good writers, verbal skills, female bias talents. I have longer ring fingers so i`m macho. :)"

    "No.... this is bullpoo. Or it is wrong enough of the time to make it really not matter that much. But, if it helps you ward off the terrifying gay fantasies that plague you, have fun believing it."

    I didn`t suggest it was a test of sexual orientation, only a measure of in womb testosterone exposure. How that might effect abilities is debatable, I admit. It is being studied a lot by the scientific community. In that sense it is "a real thing".
  155. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:11 am
    If I can`t see my fingers because they`re wrist deep in my boyfriends butt, what does that mean?
  156. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    i guess im a macho man that sucks i guess
  157. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    "If I can`t see my fingers because they`re wrist deep in my boyfriends butt, what does that mean?"

    hilarious
  158. Profile photo of Brunsbr103
    Brunsbr103 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    I started freaking out when I noticed that my index finger was larger than my ring finger, but then I realized that I was looking at my left hand and I was fine
  159. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    357 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Macho man! :D
  160. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    yup. im a gay d00d
  161. Profile photo of skittlebiz
    skittlebiz Male 30-39
    32 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    I`m a MACHO MAN and homosexual! Win!
  162. Profile photo of television17
    television17 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    My ring finger is bigger, and I`m literally the least likely candidate for `macho man`.
  163. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:01 am
    My left hand is straighter than my right.
  164. Profile photo of cher-boy
    cher-boy Male 18-29
    65 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:52 am
    well on one hand its the same and on the other hand it`s different ;) i`m gay anyway but my hands are bisexual, naughty bastards.
  165. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 5:38 am
    i`m a gay man!
  166. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 7:37 am
    "I remember this from sixth grade. also, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer? seriously, try it out"

    Great prank. For those who don`t know just say the cancer hand thing to a friend and when they put their hand over their face slap it so that they end up hitting themselves. Self inflicted b1tch slap (kind of). FTW.
  167. Profile photo of dontcare91
    dontcare91 Male 13-17
    65 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    I BE R NOT GAY LOLZLLZLZLZLZL
  168. Profile photo of Narikotsu
    Narikotsu Female 13-17
    164 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 12:10 am
    I`m... a macho man?
  169. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    so if i was male, i`d be macho? i`d rather be gay.
  170. Profile photo of LOLJesus
    LOLJesus Male 30-39
    12 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    GASP! IM GAY!!! PYSCH!!!

    ROFLROFLROFLROFL
  171. Profile photo of redspade
    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    im so gay, my index finger is longer than my ring finger.

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