Guy Builds Double Machine Gun Body Armor

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago Misc

We"re one step closer to winning the war against robots when the robot revolution happens.
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Male 602
What he needs to do is add a couple of ar beta mags to the weapons, 100 rounds each and reloading is a non point unless you are in an extended firefight. They need to free float so that when he releases them from his hands they stay in a battle ready position. Then he needs to add thirteen lasers and four more scopes to each weapon, a couple of laser sights, an Eotech, and a Bayonet. Dual m203`s would help too. And it`s not body armor, I doubt that would stop any real round, it`s more like a wearable mount.

This my friends is the classic example of a mall-ninja. I bet he is the envy of all his airsoft buddies.
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Male 24
@blkbull427 lol i can care less.....about higher ground if i`m in a helicopter....and ready to drat SOME PEOPLE UP!! YEA!!!!!!!
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Male 2
it Does go up at all. so if someone has higher ground than you you are toast. its stupid
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Male 96
"I can`t tell if it looks awesome or retarded."

Its very much the latter.
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Male 364
It appears that some airsofters have as much time on their hands as they do money.
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Male 4,680
I can`t tell if it looks awesome or retarded.
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Male 554
Let em rip!
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Male 20
it looks like just 2 big desk lamp arms with guns....i like it!
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Male 6
I guess in the future they don`t have any WD-40...squeek!
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Male 2,056
pretty awesome, tho reloading would be a pain in the ass
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Male 14,330
According to the British I`m a twat lol.Good bad im the guy with the gun...
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Male 1,148
reloading would be a bitch though.
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Male 2,553
I like the steampunk look to it! Gasmask-thingy is a nice touch. :)
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Male 30
:36 - Dudes nipples are hard :0
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Male 81
Some part of me wants to Spam the Contact Us of traderwear.com...
This is annoying, already.
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Male 8
im i the only one who realises that hes using airsoft guns? (m4 mag in the 249 with dummy rounds hanging from it)
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Male 4,746
Tomorrow there will be another video on here, showing how he tried to use his "device" to take out a bunch of folks at the mall, but the recoil injured him and the cops came in, but he wasn`t "going down like that" and took his own life.
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Male 58
loada pooe, recoil will launch that right out its holder and make him look even more of a dork
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Male 5,608
"Maybe it`s a British..."
No, you are not alone. I`m American and thinking: "You guys do know those are for CAMERAS, not weapons."
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Male 411
Looks like recoil would be a bitch. Plus you`d have to reload each of them individually.
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Male 414
`I`m with banjolegs - what a twat. Maybe it`s a British thing to think he`s a twat. We think most people with guns are twats.s`

While I agree hes` a twat, I think the guns themselves only contribute a small amount to his twatishness
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Male 1,803
I`m with banjolegs - what a twat. Maybe it`s a British thing to think he`s a twat. We think most people with guns are twats.s
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Male 46
i definately need to invest in one of these for when zombies attack
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Male 176
what a twat
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Male 17,512
Looks like he`s screwed if he ever had to shoot overhead.
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Male 2,486
This is a horrible invention. It would be inaccurate and immobile as hell, I mean, you`re a walking target. If I was on the other side and I saw someone walking around spraying like a maniac with that that`d be the first thing I`d want to kill, and good luck getting behind cover quickly with that. Not only that, it doesn`t even look like you can aim up that well, so, I guess if you`re higher up to a certain point, he wont be shooting you any time soon.
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Male 1,195
What`s with the gas mask?
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Male 1,081
One of those was an assault rifle, not a machine gun.
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Male 967
A stupid use for still-cam platforms, but nice try.
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Male 7,585
looks kind of cool, but i want to see it shoot.
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Male 1,064
just be glad school shooters and such didnt have there hands on this kind of equipment...
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Male 4,807
That was kind of cool but whats with the gas mask. Change the cat litter box already!
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Male 602
What he needs to do is add a couple of ar beta mags to the weapons, 100 rounds each and reloading is a non point unless you are in an extended firefight. They need to free float so that when he releases them from his hands they stay in a battle ready position. Then he needs to add thirteen lasers and four more scopes to each weapon, a couple of laser sights, an Eotech, and a Bayonet. Dual m203`s would help too. And it`s not body armor, I doubt that would stop any real round, it`s more like a wearable mount.

This my friends is the classic example of a mall-ninja. I bet he is the envy of all his airsoft buddies.
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Male 1,039
Nice attempt.

The US Army already has a body armor set in the testing stages that is much better than this. It even allows you to lift and move pretty heavy things like they`re nothing.
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Male 820
I think that would be difficult to reload.
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Male 16
Morrigann, agreed, or he would fall on his ass and more then likely break his hip. Can you even consider that "Body aromr"?
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Female 336
Ergonomic dual-wield! Suh-weeeeeet! The song was a perfect choice too. I think I would like to marry this guy. If I was single. And he liked cats. And he didn`t have a problem with women who do not get their hair cut. And women who smoke.

Nah, forget it. My hubby`s good and he`s only a little bit freaked out by my love of guns. ;-)
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Male 1,403
:O
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Male 535
Looks very steam-punk. I like =)
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Male 194
So he can assassinate obama. but not because he`s black or anything
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Male 480
These look like they would be very cumbersome and difficult to aim. They keep hitting him when he moves. plus i think they would just slide back in the holders and break his ribs when fired
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Male 108
"now, what happens if u need to piss really bad, but the only bathroom at war is a porterpotty?"

What, do you piss sitting down? The Glory of having a penis is being able to piss on everything and anything.
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Male 87
is anyone else reminded of the machines in the matrix sequel? if your not pretending there were no sequels that is.
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Male 23
Would be good for supporting the weight of the guns. Add something to compensate for recoil, and you`ve got something. :)
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Male 1,625
White people scare me sometimes..
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Male 680
Awesome for looks, terrible in practice.

For one, unless the recoil was dampened somehow, they`re probably pop right off the holder-thing, and those guns are much too heavy to carry (and be able to shoot) in one hand. Second, the wooden parts are much too close to him, they need to be further otherwise your hands are only a few inches off your chest and it makes it extremely uncomfortable when trying to shoot. Another thing, both guns have scopes. There is no way that he could look down either scope while using that device. All he can possibly do is spray bullets Rambo-style and hope he hits something (which probably works, but the scopes are useless). Half the time, too, the stocks are already pushing into his shoulders. If you add recoil to that, he will likely shatter a bone. Also, there`s truly no way to reload the guns from that position. Each gun has a clip which looks like it could contain maybe 30 bullets. While spraying, it wouldn`t be long before he needed to reload.
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Female 1,190
or you could not be a balding 40 year old man in your parents basement with two machine guns and just be a BA built dude who can actually hold the freaking things :P
just saying
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Male 140
The Beloved - Sweet harmony
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Male 253
now, what happens if u need to piss really bad, but the only bathroom at war is a porterpotty?
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Male 2,344
Now let`s see him actually run like that.
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Male 1,610
This guy`s mom: "Uh huh, yes dear, you look just like Master chief. Yeessss, mmmhmmm, universal soldier. Son, I think it`s time for you to move out of our basement."
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Male 63
The recoil would send the barrel of those guns straight towards the sky. I predict total fail.
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Female 1,008
Now let`s see him try to shoot.
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Male 782
stupid.
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Male 1,354
@Brassbull: It already is measured in minutes.
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Male 2,345
useless crap...that thing would kill agility and mobility...the two things that keep you alive on the battlefield...

not to mention what the hell is the point aside from wasting ammo at twice the rate? you cannot aim with it-you need sites for that, that you can use and you cannot aim assult rifles in opposite directions and take down two targets at the same time...except in the movies or if you are chuck dratingnorris...

that thing was idiotic to say the least...
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Male 430
that would never work in war.
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Male 22
comeing to a school near you
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Male 2,229
Hmmm, pair that rig with an exo suit to carry LOTS of ammo and targeting system for accuracy and threat recognition and then he`d have something impressive.
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Male 515
i think having two guns on this is a little excessive, but one arm would certainly help take the strain off of a soldiers arms, since the piston will help keep the gun up.

@trizz
i thought the same thing 20 seconds in
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Male 1,610
God, does that look awkward to use! This guy`s life-expectancy in the field of combat would be measured in minutes.
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Male 173
well its not the machine gun from Aliens but it`ll do
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Male 554
lame
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Male 214
body armor =/= guns on a swivel mounted to waist
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Male 761
Good luck shooting anything farther than 20 yards from you with that
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Male 29
will that stop the recoil? Seems all fictitious and useless
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Male 250
its not actually that pointless

i could see this becoming quite usefull for snipers on the move needing a stable platform.
it could also be downsized and used practically for any soldier weilding a light machine gun to help reduce the recoil and muzzle drifting.
maybe not used to duel wield but very useful if perfected to provide a stable platform
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Male 363
For some reason, reading the title gave me the impression that it was a suit of body armor that could withstand double machine guns..
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Male 1,383
Why does he feel the need to continuously wield his guns? I mean we get the idea, yes the guy has way too much time on his hands, and yes it`s pointless, but for over 90 seconds of him pretending to save mankind? Ffffs...
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Male 84
weird
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Male 2,551
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