Guess Who Didn`t Win The Bikini Contest [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

You get one guess.
There are 111 comments:
Male 541
I HATE tan skin. All the tan girls are trying to hard to be "sexy" and it`s not working for me. I`d vote the white girl all the way. She may not be "sexy" but she is cute, and thats what I go by.
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Female 364
Pale people are sexy. Just as long as they aren`t sickly-looking... But pale skin can be beautiful sometimes. So can tan skin. :)
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Male 24
Sweet! I was there! That was at the South Seas hotel in South Beach during Super Bowl 41. I was a Playboy sweepstakes winner that year.
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Male 1,647

Vegan: Third from the left is wearing a top. The strap is BARELY visible, and it`s clearly a tiny little top.

Everyone else: It`s more than just her paleness in comparison. Her suit isn`t a thong and is all 7-year old flowery. Grow up, chicka. I`ll take the one on the far left, or maybe the second from the right one. Everyone else can go home.
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Male 722
Hey Raokin, They did it, we just go along with it.
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Female 251
I am a pale girl. This makes me want to hide :(
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Male 383
@Vimto That`s what I was thinking >_>
Not at all trying to figure out whether or not the 3rd from the left is wearing a top...
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Female 452
It`s so nice to see women lining themselves up to be judged like prized pigs at a county fair.
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Female 131
THE PALE ONE!
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Male 2,859
Guess Who`s least likely to get skin cancer ...
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Female 218
looks hinda shopped
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Female 437
trp712
Male, 13-17, Australia
1925 Posts Saturday, April 10, 2010 2:28:58 AM
Are the far left and 3rd from the left even wearing tops?

Not that anyone would be complaining, of course.

Noones complaining of corse.. but to drown in on the matter... yeah left is wearing a top.. barely seeable but its cream if you look hard enough you will be able to see it!.. and 3rd.. You can see the strap but not the actual `covering`.... either way as you see you can use your imagination and not see either..
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Male 2,238
Are the far left and 3rd from the left even wearing tops?

Not that anyone would be complaining, of course.
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Male 222
5th from the left! ;P
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Female 1,158
BuddyEbsen is my hero.
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Male 2,547
a girl that doesnt take her cloths off in public!? yes maybe the wrong venue, but still the best of the 6.
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Male 554
I`m going to have to "vote" for 5th from the left....yum yum
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Female 222
Pretty sure it was no-ass second from the left but what do I know? xD
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Female 14
Personally, I think its lame that most assume the middle girl lost or came in last place or whatever.
Why is it the total fakes/whores are the ones who always win?
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Female 509
She didn`t get the memo.

And, for the record, I think it`s a toss up between the 2nd or 3rd from the left with the nicer behind (I`m leaning more toward the 3rd from the left).
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Male 8,302
> han5nah
> vote on whose is sexiest?

Well until you`ve sat down and talked to each one for a bit, how can you tell who is sexiest? Or are you basing it solely on physical appearance, in which case, you`ve got a lot to learn.
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Male 496
is it already time for the Rock of Love reunion?
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Male 12,365
[quote]vote on whose is sexiest? i say 2nd in from the right. she has a nice butt.[/quote]

I just looked at her and my first thought was "nice hair".

People have been known to think I am gay :)
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Male 680
I honest-to-god thought it was suggresting that the `non-winner` was the one third from the left because the angle makes it look like she`s not wearing a bikini top (or that it`s not covering the right spots)

I only noticed when reading Gothmo`s comments that the middle girl one was `the odd one out`.
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Female 735
vote on whose is sexiest? i say 2nd in from the right. she has a nice butt.
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Female 1,324
third in is saggy...and honestly the tan ones are way too STD-y anyway >> the white girl was probably just having fun. I`d vote for her more than that chicken nugget on the far left.
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Female 1,593
>>>one of these things is real!

I don`t think they all had plastic surgery. #3 from left to right has normally falling breasts. Besides...I have met women that carry amazing bodies without them having any fake boobs or butts. Also, they are almost always from Brazil.


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In Brazil, L`Occitane is extremely popular and they carry an almond line. Almond is firming and toning.

I work at L`Occitane in an airport. The only women who buy it are Brazilian women, when I ask how long they`ve been using the product, they tell me years. They all have amazing bodies.
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Male 30
Guess which one won`t give you gonorrhoea.
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Male 8,302
Who didn`t win - the woman from the beach photo a couple of days ago?
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Female 1,264
>>>one of these things is real!

I don`t think they all had plastic surgery. #3 from left to right has normally falling breasts. Besides...I have met women that carry amazing bodies without them having any fake boobs or butts. Also, they are almost always from Brazil.
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Male 55
It`s just you. They`re all wearing a top.
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Male 431
the topless one because it`s illegal?
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Male 49
just me or is the one on the far left topless?
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Female 721
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is real!
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Male 84
She`s the hottest one there!
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Male 10,440
If no one wants her, I`ll take her.
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Female 709
Is it the one on the far right? They told her pink wasn`t her color... It doesn`t compliment her tan.
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Female 2,352
They do have nice asses though. Its a shame they had to make them all orange and sh*t.
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Female 318
i agree 100% shpook, me117
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Male 67
She`s the only attractive one there...the rest are way too fake, skinny, and disgusting.
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Male 36
she looks cute and innocent, i feel sorry for her XD
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Male 71
@SamanthaK187

It isn`t anyone`s fault but their own that they`ve given themselves the stereotype of being sluts. Like all stereotypes. That`s why they`re stereotypes. The funny thing about stereotypes is they are generally true. NOT %100! but pretty damn close. Women that get orange tans and wear cloths that barely cover their ass are mostly doing it for one thing and I think we all know what that reason is. Being not a fat chick, I think I would know a little bit.
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Female 99
I bet they are all butterfaces...Just saying...
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Male 78
Bet shes the only one who can spell Bikini.
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Male 208
One on the right has super love handleage.
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Female 85
"love how being pretty makes you a slut just because all the fat ugly girls on the internet need to make themselves feel better. Those girls are gorgeous." Being pretty didn`t make them sluts. Mostly-naked, wearing clear heels poolside - that makes them sluts.
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Male 13,624
Awwwwwwww,she looks so innocent among those!!
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Female 34
@basketcase - no dear, being pretty doesn`t make you a slut. The bikini top on the 3rd girl from the left does. (The stripper shoes don`t help much either)
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Female 258
she gets points for modesty
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Female 1,682
Honestly, I think they all look nice ;D Body wise at least. I hate tan`s though. Just hate hate tans >.< But the pale girl ruins it for me because she has blonde hair, which I also hate >.> But overall, I approve of this picture.
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Female 1,682
She is so out of place XD
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Male 38
Anyone else notice the orange-plastic ones are all wearing clear stripper heels?
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Male 1,182
love how being pretty makes you a slut just because all the fat ugly girls on the internet need to make themselves feel better. Those girls are gorgeous.
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Male 172
Woot. side-boob, third from left. :p
seriously, id vote for that girl in the blue also.
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Male 1,190
If you do not like deep tans you are racist! lol
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Male 1,596
the far right, love handles on your thighs wth
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Female 1,604
She must still be pretty young though because she isn`t very shapely. So be happy she isn`t dressing like the others yet
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Female 4,349
but shes the only one who doesn`t look like a slutty porn star. id vote for her, just because of that.
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Female 295
-face palm- whatever happened to less is more?
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Male 1,627
lets play, guess whos the mormon.
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Male 129
The second skeleton from the left?
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Male 11
uhhhhh, #3. it almost looks like she isn`t even wearing a top. for shame.
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Male 38
@Yellowsocks

I have a preternatural awareness when it comes to porn
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Male 14,330
I`ll take the pale one that way I won`t get an STD.
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Male 15,832
I`ll be more than happy to console her.
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Male 451
sounds like "lunaticlover" is bitter today too. You can`t see her face well enough to tell anything nor can you see the other girls fronts well enough to know if they have fake boobs. the one u can see slightly has enough sag going on to likely be real. I vote for all the tanned girls over the ghost any day.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha! shes still hot tho!
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Male 451
@ thetoastking. There is NO middle girl. there are 6 of them.
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Male 363
HAHHA oh man, what a fail.
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Male 38
Clear to me, the pale girl gets my vote.
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Male 257
I actually like pale skin and modesty, seriously.
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Male 625
id pick the middle girl in an instant
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Male 4,867
this is racist.
i`m calling the internet police on you mr fancylad
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Female 2,927
yay for cute modesty over whorey sluttiness
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Male 126
i have no complaints about anything taking place in this picture
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Female 354
Honestly, I think the pale chick is a lot prettier than the others, at least in regards to what I can see (her face isn`t too clear).

The others are fake and ugly. Fake tans, hair extensions, plastic boobs, stick thin... artificial barbies. People shouldn`t find that attractive. They`re trying so hard that when you look at it in a non-aesthetic way, it`s sort of sad. You shouldn`t spend so much time on impressing people with your looks.

They should take up stamp-collecting or something.
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Female 13
i`m guessing the only one that isn`t going to be a leather face by the age of 35. good for her!!
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Female 3,562
I`m guessing it`s the one who doesn`t look like a whore.
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Male 499
Is #3 to the left even wearing a bikini?

Seriously, it looks like she just used floss.
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Female 864
Yay for no tan girl ,when will people learn how bad tanning is for you ?I see all these teenage girls in the tanning beds all the time and they have no idea how much it will age them when it catches up .
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Male 44
Anyone else notice that the woman to the left of the pale girl does not actually appear to be wearing her top?
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Male 193
They all look like they`ve been tangoed.

Well except for the middle one anyway
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Male 74
girl on the right is ready to go horse back riding.

Dressed in leather and brought her own saddle bags
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Male 3,819
"No..but you know what the pale girl did win? A cancer free life."

And probably a non-STD-infested vagoo.
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Female 10
@BuddyEbsen

Did you recognice her bum?
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Male 1,505
First thing I thought of was the `One of these things is not like the other one` song from Sesame Street.

Kudos to the real girl for taking on the 5 most recent rollouts from the stripper factory.
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Female 914
aw man, Dainty made me hunt for the Baileyabb comment, and yes, ftw. lmao.
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Male 38
Also, she is a total freak
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Male 38
I`m pretty sure that`s a porn star called Christine Young. Can`t really tell from the picture. If it is her, I`m sure it`s part of a photo shoot for her site
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Male 3,255
Damn, and she was the only one with human colored skin. The rest look like they just got done rolling around in dog poo.
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Female 355
I agree. Baileyabb wins for her post.

Also, this is the same picture on the "Let`s Play Spot The Canadian" link.
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Male 26
@baileyabb, you`ve got the point.
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Female 876
She`s probably the hottest one there.
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Male 4,594
Hey, I`m giving her a lot of credit for just saying "F-it, I`m going to have fun on my spring break no matter what"
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Male 87
I call dibs on the far left one.
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Male 15,510
Blue is not her color
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Female 397
they would all have to turn around for an accurate judgment... but, i think the blue one is the only one i`d be allowed to wear without getting harpooned.
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Male 599
I`ve always liked pale but slightly tanned women more than tanned women, but THAT pale one looks like she`s got a horse face, just sayin
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Female 895
No..but you know what the pale girl did win? A cancer free life.
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Male 2,688
If I had a quarter for every time I`ve seen this pic, I`d be rich enough to by the pool they`re next to. And the sadder reality is that the girl in middle is the only one I think is attractive. I never was one for tanned girls.
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Male 56
I know who better have won.... the girl just to the right of white... the rest are just bleh
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Female 9,403
The girl on the left, that`s all I got to say...
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Male 2,229
I`ll say the with the saggy boobs next to the pale white kid
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Female 171
donatella versace on the left?
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Male 1,452
thats a sweet pool they got there
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Female 3,574
She looks so young in comparison, but she`s probably the same age lol
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Male 50
flabby butt on the right?
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Male 833
far left for clearly being a lumpy blow-up doll made out of couch leather
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Female 12
The one on the far right with the oddly shaped rear.
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Female 7,838
The one on the right- those are some serious saddle bags there.
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Male 19,888
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