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Date: 04/09/10 07:35 AM

111 Responses to Guess Who Didn`t Win The Bikini Contest [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:40 am
    Link: Guess Who Didn`t Win The Bikini Contest - You get one guess.
  2. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7555 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:43 am
    The one on the right- those are some serious saddle bags there.
  3. Profile photo of TrixyGlitz
    TrixyGlitz Female 13-17
    12 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:44 am
    The one on the far right with the oddly shaped rear.
  4. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:46 am
    far left for clearly being a lumpy blow-up doll made out of couch leather
  5. Profile photo of Willsk84food
    Willsk84food Male 18-29
    50 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:56 am
    flabby butt on the right?
  6. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:59 am
    She looks so young in comparison, but she`s probably the same age lol
  7. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:05 am
    thats a sweet pool they got there
  8. Profile photo of scotchbot
    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:07 am
    donatella versace on the left?
  9. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:11 am
    I`ll say the with the saggy boobs next to the pale white kid
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:16 am
    The girl on the left, that`s all I got to say...
  11. Profile photo of RockWell
    RockWell Male 18-29
    56 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:20 am
    I know who better have won.... the girl just to the right of white... the rest are just bleh
  12. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:23 am
    If I had a quarter for every time I`ve seen this pic, I`d be rich enough to by the pool they`re next to. And the sadder reality is that the girl in middle is the only one I think is attractive. I never was one for tanned girls.
  13. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:32 am
    No..but you know what the pale girl did win? A cancer free life.
  14. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:36 am
    I`ve always liked pale but slightly tanned women more than tanned women, but THAT pale one looks like she`s got a horse face, just sayin
  15. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:37 am
    they would all have to turn around for an accurate judgment... but, i think the blue one is the only one i`d be allowed to wear without getting harpooned.
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:41 am
    Blue is not her color
  17. Profile photo of bakedBEAR
    bakedBEAR Male 13-17
    87 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:45 am
    I call dibs on the far left one.
  18. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:00 am
    Hey, I`m giving her a lot of credit for just saying "F-it, I`m going to have fun on my spring break no matter what"
  19. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:13 am
    She`s probably the hottest one there.
  20. Profile photo of champavert
    champavert Male 40-49
    26 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:13 am
    @baileyabb, you`ve got the point.
  21. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:21 am
    I agree. Baileyabb wins for her post.

    Also, this is the same picture on the "Let`s Play Spot The Canadian" link.
  22. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Damn, and she was the only one with human colored skin. The rest look like they just got done rolling around in dog poo.
  23. Profile photo of BuddyEbsen
    BuddyEbsen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:29 am
    I`m pretty sure that`s a porn star called Christine Young. Can`t really tell from the picture. If it is her, I`m sure it`s part of a photo shoot for her site
  24. Profile photo of BuddyEbsen
    BuddyEbsen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:30 am
    Also, she is a total freak
  25. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:33 am
    aw man, Dainty made me hunt for the Baileyabb comment, and yes, ftw. lmao.
  26. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:33 am
    First thing I thought of was the `One of these things is not like the other one` song from Sesame Street.

    Kudos to the real girl for taking on the 5 most recent rollouts from the stripper factory.
  27. Profile photo of Yellowsocks
    Yellowsocks Female 18-29
    10 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:35 am
    @BuddyEbsen

    Did you recognice her bum?
  28. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:41 am
    "No..but you know what the pale girl did win? A cancer free life."

    And probably a non-STD-infested vagoo.
  29. Profile photo of Billito
    Billito Male 18-29
    74 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:44 am
    girl on the right is ready to go horse back riding.

    Dressed in leather and brought her own saddle bags
  30. Profile photo of simonh92
    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:48 am
    They all look like they`ve been tangoed.

    Well except for the middle one anyway
  31. Profile photo of Kalkin
    Kalkin Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Anyone else notice that the woman to the left of the pale girl does not actually appear to be wearing her top?
  32. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Yay for no tan girl ,when will people learn how bad tanning is for you ?I see all these teenage girls in the tanning beds all the time and they have no idea how much it will age them when it catches up .
  33. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:54 am
    I`m guessing it`s the one who doesn`t look like a whore.
  34. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Is #3 to the left even wearing a bikini?

    Seriously, it looks like she just used floss.
  35. Profile photo of evilangel79
    evilangel79 Female 30-39
    13 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:03 am
    i`m guessing the only one that isn`t going to be a leather face by the age of 35. good for her!!
  36. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Honestly, I think the pale chick is a lot prettier than the others, at least in regards to what I can see (her face isn`t too clear).

    The others are fake and ugly. Fake tans, hair extensions, plastic boobs, stick thin... artificial barbies. People shouldn`t find that attractive. They`re trying so hard that when you look at it in a non-aesthetic way, it`s sort of sad. You shouldn`t spend so much time on impressing people with your looks.

    They should take up stamp-collecting or something.
  37. Profile photo of Jadavid
    Jadavid Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:11 am
    i have no complaints about anything taking place in this picture
  38. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:19 am
    yay for cute modesty over whorey sluttiness
  39. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:32 am
    this is racist.
    i`m calling the internet police on you mr fancylad
  40. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:32 am
    id pick the middle girl in an instant
  41. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:36 am
    I actually like pale skin and modesty, seriously.
  42. Profile photo of T3hPhilip
    T3hPhilip Male 13-17
    38 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:49 am
    Clear to me, the pale girl gets my vote.
  43. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    HAHHA oh man, what a fail.
  44. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    @ thetoastking. There is NO middle girl. there are 6 of them.
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    ha ha ha! shes still hot tho!
  46. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    sounds like "lunaticlover" is bitter today too. You can`t see her face well enough to tell anything nor can you see the other girls fronts well enough to know if they have fake boobs. the one u can see slightly has enough sag going on to likely be real. I vote for all the tanned girls over the ghost any day.
  47. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    I`ll be more than happy to console her.
  48. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    I`ll take the pale one that way I won`t get an STD.
  49. Profile photo of BuddyEbsen
    BuddyEbsen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    @Yellowsocks

    I have a preternatural awareness when it comes to porn
  50. Profile photo of kelknaughty
    kelknaughty Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    uhhhhh, #3. it almost looks like she isn`t even wearing a top. for shame.
  51. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    The second skeleton from the left?
  52. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    lets play, guess whos the mormon.
  53. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    -face palm- whatever happened to less is more?
  54. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    but shes the only one who doesn`t look like a slutty porn star. id vote for her, just because of that.
  55. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    She must still be pretty young though because she isn`t very shapely. So be happy she isn`t dressing like the others yet
  56. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    the far right, love handles on your thighs wth
  57. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    If you do not like deep tans you are racist! lol
  58. Profile photo of wolfguy423
    wolfguy423 Male 18-29
    172 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Woot. side-boob, third from left. :p
    seriously, id vote for that girl in the blue also.
  59. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    love how being pretty makes you a slut just because all the fat ugly girls on the internet need to make themselves feel better. Those girls are gorgeous.
  60. Profile photo of buckshot
    buckshot Male 30-39
    38 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Anyone else notice the orange-plastic ones are all wearing clear stripper heels?
  61. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    She is so out of place XD
  62. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Honestly, I think they all look nice ;D Body wise at least. I hate tan`s though. Just hate hate tans >.< But the pale girl ruins it for me because she has blonde hair, which I also hate >.> But overall, I approve of this picture.
  63. Profile photo of Nucleartoast
    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
    258 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    she gets points for modesty
  64. Profile photo of Ivy_Maccay
    Ivy_Maccay Female 30-39
    34 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    @basketcase - no dear, being pretty doesn`t make you a slut. The bikini top on the 3rd girl from the left does. (The stripper shoes don`t help much either)
  65. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Awwwwwwww,she looks so innocent among those!!
  66. Profile photo of SamanthaK187
    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    "love how being pretty makes you a slut just because all the fat ugly girls on the internet need to make themselves feel better. Those girls are gorgeous." Being pretty didn`t make them sluts. Mostly-naked, wearing clear heels poolside - that makes them sluts.
  67. Profile photo of xKrazyKoalax
    xKrazyKoalax Male 18-29
    208 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    One on the right has super love handleage.
  68. Profile photo of Wiggle1111
    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Bet shes the only one who can spell Bikini.
  69. Profile photo of thisismary
    thisismary Female 18-29
    99 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    I bet they are all butterfaces...Just saying...
  70. Profile photo of thediddler
    thediddler Male 18-29
    71 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    @SamanthaK187

    It isn`t anyone`s fault but their own that they`ve given themselves the stereotype of being sluts. Like all stereotypes. That`s why they`re stereotypes. The funny thing about stereotypes is they are generally true. NOT %100! but pretty damn close. Women that get orange tans and wear cloths that barely cover their ass are mostly doing it for one thing and I think we all know what that reason is. Being not a fat chick, I think I would know a little bit.
  71. Profile photo of me117
    me117 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    she looks cute and innocent, i feel sorry for her XD
  72. Profile photo of shpook
    shpook Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    She`s the only attractive one there...the rest are way too fake, skinny, and disgusting.
  73. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    i agree 100% shpook, me117
  74. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    April 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    They do have nice asses though. Its a shame they had to make them all orange and sh*t.
  75. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Is it the one on the far right? They told her pink wasn`t her color... It doesn`t compliment her tan.
  76. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    If no one wants her, I`ll take her.
  77. Profile photo of museike
    museike Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    She`s the hottest one there!
  78. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is real!
  79. Profile photo of GregH7
    GregH7 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    just me or is the one on the far left topless?
  80. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    the topless one because it`s illegal?
  81. Profile photo of Dark_Soloist
    Dark_Soloist Male 13-17
    55 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    It`s just you. They`re all wearing a top.
  82. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
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    April 9, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    >>>one of these things is real!

    I don`t think they all had plastic surgery. #3 from left to right has normally falling breasts. Besides...I have met women that carry amazing bodies without them having any fake boobs or butts. Also, they are almost always from Brazil.
  83. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    Who didn`t win - the woman from the beach photo a couple of days ago?
  84. Profile photo of spiralraisin
    spiralraisin Male 18-29
    30 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Guess which one won`t give you gonorrhoea.
  85. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    April 9, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    >>>one of these things is real!

    I don`t think they all had plastic surgery. #3 from left to right has normally falling breasts. Besides...I have met women that carry amazing bodies without them having any fake boobs or butts. Also, they are almost always from Brazil.


    ----

    In Brazil, L`Occitane is extremely popular and they carry an almond line. Almond is firming and toning.

    I work at L`Occitane in an airport. The only women who buy it are Brazilian women, when I ask how long they`ve been using the product, they tell me years. They all have amazing bodies.
  86. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    third in is saggy...and honestly the tan ones are way too STD-y anyway >> the white girl was probably just having fun. I`d vote for her more than that chicken nugget on the far left.
  87. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    vote on whose is sexiest? i say 2nd in from the right. she has a nice butt.
  88. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    I honest-to-god thought it was suggresting that the `non-winner` was the one third from the left because the angle makes it look like she`s not wearing a bikini top (or that it`s not covering the right spots)

    I only noticed when reading Gothmo`s comments that the middle girl one was `the odd one out`.
  89. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    vote on whose is sexiest? i say 2nd in from the right. she has a nice butt.

    I just looked at her and my first thought was "nice hair".

    People have been known to think I am gay :)
  90. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    is it already time for the Rock of Love reunion?
  91. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    > han5nah
    > vote on whose is sexiest?

    Well until you`ve sat down and talked to each one for a bit, how can you tell who is sexiest? Or are you basing it solely on physical appearance, in which case, you`ve got a lot to learn.
  92. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    She didn`t get the memo.

    And, for the record, I think it`s a toss up between the 2nd or 3rd from the left with the nicer behind (I`m leaning more toward the 3rd from the left).
  93. Profile photo of Synysteremm
    Synysteremm Female 18-29
    14 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Personally, I think its lame that most assume the middle girl lost or came in last place or whatever.
    Why is it the total fakes/whores are the ones who always win?
  94. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    Pretty sure it was no-ass second from the left but what do I know? xD
  95. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    I`m going to have to "vote" for 5th from the left....yum yum
  96. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2400 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    a girl that doesnt take her cloths off in public!? yes maybe the wrong venue, but still the best of the 6.
  97. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:34 am
    BuddyEbsen is my hero.
  98. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 1:35 am
    5th from the left! ;P
  99. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:28 am
    Are the far left and 3rd from the left even wearing tops?

    Not that anyone would be complaining, of course.
  100. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:51 am
    trp712
    Male, 13-17, Australia
    1925 Posts Saturday, April 10, 2010 2:28:58 AM
    Are the far left and 3rd from the left even wearing tops?

    Not that anyone would be complaining, of course.

    Noones complaining of corse.. but to drown in on the matter... yeah left is wearing a top.. barely seeable but its cream if you look hard enough you will be able to see it!.. and 3rd.. You can see the strap but not the actual `covering`.... either way as you see you can use your imagination and not see either..
  101. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 5:11 am
    looks hinda shopped
  102. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 6:37 am
    Guess Who`s least likely to get skin cancer ...
  103. Profile photo of XtifnerX
    XtifnerX Female 13-17
    131 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    THE PALE ONE!
  104. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    It`s so nice to see women lining themselves up to be judged like prized pigs at a county fair.
  105. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    @Vimto That`s what I was thinking >_>
    Not at all trying to figure out whether or not the 3rd from the left is wearing a top...
  106. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 5:52 am
    I am a pale girl. This makes me want to hide :(
  107. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Hey Raokin, They did it, we just go along with it.
  108. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 10:53 am

    Vegan: Third from the left is wearing a top. The strap is BARELY visible, and it`s clearly a tiny little top.

    Everyone else: It`s more than just her paleness in comparison. Her suit isn`t a thong and is all 7-year old flowery. Grow up, chicka. I`ll take the one on the far left, or maybe the second from the right one. Everyone else can go home.
  109. Profile photo of IndyEngineer
    IndyEngineer Male 40-49
    24 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:30 am
    Sweet! I was there! That was at the South Seas hotel in South Beach during Super Bowl 41. I was a Playboy sweepstakes winner that year.
  110. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    Pale people are sexy. Just as long as they aren`t sickly-looking... But pale skin can be beautiful sometimes. So can tan skin. :)

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