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Date: 04/29/10 02:06 PM

84 Responses to Great Gift Ideas For Mother`s Day [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Link: Great Gift Ideas For Mother`s Day - Let`s see, how about something for her home--maybe a 42-inch high-def flat screen or a... WTF!?!
  2. Profile photo of FalloutSA
    FalloutSA Female 18-29
    6 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Oh my....
  3. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Gosh, Fancy, youre so dirty minded. its only a hand massager... yeesh.
  4. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    $32 AND free shipping? Shi son, I`m gonna order six!
  5. Profile photo of FalloutSA
    FalloutSA Female 18-29
    6 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Wait, wait, wait...is it waterprove?
  6. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    "hand massager"... right.
  7. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Wow. That took me a while to find.
  8. Profile photo of repost
    repost Male 13-17
    190 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    or something that massages hands?
    whats wrong here?
  9. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Or both, for the ultimate viewing experience.
  10. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    MAGIC? hand massager ?
  11. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    O.O

    I got the same one at `Lovers` .

  12. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    I got my mom the hand massager last year. She said the motor burned out so I guess there`s no harm in getting her the same thing this year.
  13. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Mom I got you a 42" LCD TV!
    I`m keeping it at my place though.
  14. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    "hand massager"
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    What its a hand messager and thats it!!!!!!

    However this is actually more disurbing!
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    yeah, im definitely getting my mom that tv for mothers day. $700, thats not bad.
  17. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    Wha???
  18. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Oh hitachi magic wand..:D
  19. Profile photo of KoW210
    KoW210 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    LOL
  20. Profile photo of imack93
    imack93 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Only for mothers with magic hands. Ohhh yeahhhh...
  21. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    For those who keep saying "it`s just a hand massager".. the hitachi magic hand massager is often referred to as the hitachi magic wand, and is rarely used as "just a massager". :P
  22. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    they have phallic-shaped vibrators in the old walter drake catalogs (catalog for old people) which are described as "neck" massagers. this massager actually looks innocent.
  23. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    What its a hand messager and thats it!!!!!!

    No..

    "Magic Hand" massager is not "Magic" Hand-Massager .. see the difference?
  24. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    ""Magic Hand" massager is not "Magic" Hand-Massager .. see the difference?"

    I was wondering how one would massage their hands with it...
  25. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5385 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Why, what else would you use a massager for?
  26. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    You have one don`t you Lillian? Don`t be shy, admit it :P
  27. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Can`t wait to see what they suggest for Father`s Day.
  28. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Only $32.79? Wow, in most porn shops those go for a LOT more.
  29. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    I dont know about the rest of you but if I got something like that for my mom she would tell me to get the F out
  30. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    I saw one of those on the internet once but they weren`t using it on their.. oh wait..
  31. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    That`s a good deal! Most stores that sell it for *that* kind of stimulation charge too much for it.
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Meh, shops have been selling `neck massagers` which for some strange reason have knobbed, ribbed heads, multiple actions, etc for years. Its because the average housewife/mom won`t ever go into a sex shop (and let`s face it - with the sort of people who work in those shops, who can blame them?), so by promoting them openly as `neck massagers` in normal shops, they can sell them, and any other use is just your dirty mind.
  33. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    LOL the hitachi magic wand has been one of the best selling sex toys since it came out years and years ago as a neck and back massager. its crazy powerful, you plug it in instead of batteries...
  34. Profile photo of 01001110
    01001110 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    "Only $32.79? Wow, in most porn shops those go for a LOT more."

    i would buy hundreds of these and slang
  35. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Lionhart2... so true dude.
    Never, ever buy your wife or girlfriend a "neck" or "hand" massager.


  36. Profile photo of Steven42
    Steven42 Male 18-29
    173 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    Hey hey hey. Even mom needs a "massage` every now and then.
    Just remember to leave her alone after you give it to her.
  37. Profile photo of ATARIGonzo
    ATARIGonzo Female 18-29
    5 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    that`s just great
  38. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Hand Messager... riiiight.
  39. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    You can always count on newegg :D
  40. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    LOL the hitachi magic wand has been one of the best selling sex toys since it came out years and years ago as a neck and back massager. its crazy powerful, you plug it in instead of batteries...

    Brilliant marketing in a time when you couldn`t easily buy sex toys from nice shops or privately online.

    Saves on batteries. For people who use it a lot. For a bad back, obviously.

    It`s still sold as a neck and back massager. The obvious sex toy add-ons are sold seperately.

    I wish I`d thought of it. They must have made a nice amount of money from it. And helped all those people with bad backs, which is nice.

    Nice price on that TV.
  41. Profile photo of Yokel1337
    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    thats a nice deal for the 42 inch tv. if i had that kinda money id get my mom something cool like that, i usually end up gettin her lame flowers. :(
  42. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    Man, New Egg sells EVERYTHING
  43. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    "Whatcha doin` mom?"

    "Oh, the usual, watchin` TV, talkin` on the phone, and playing with myself."
  44. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    hey, at least there`s free shipping.
  45. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    42" of Oprah, Lifetime and soaps!
  46. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    LOL I got the same ad this morning and thought "sure hand massager, riiiiight"
  47. Profile photo of holydonut
    holydonut Male 13-17
    91 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    The first thing I thought before I opened this link was, "I bet it`s a dildo or something".

    I was close.
  48. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    Cause who wouldn`t buy their mom a dildo.

    Hey look this one has a convenient cord!
  49. Profile photo of kru2wuero
    kru2wuero Male 13-17
    65 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    mmmmmm i would buy a dildo for your mama
  50. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    YAY FOR REASON #47 OF WHY WE NEED THERAPY!
  51. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    `The first thing I thought before I opened this link was, "I bet it`s a dildo or something".

    I was close.`

    me too.
  52. Profile photo of Neoxide
    Neoxide Male 18-29
    30 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    Link
    Theres the link ( if you want to buy it , i dont see why not ) also , "Had a rough day? Is stress making you tense? Massage away your tension and ease aching muscles with the Hitachi Magic Hand Massager. This hand-held wonder is a robust 12 inches in length so you can pinpoint those hard to reach areas. " i lol`d.
  53. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    Oh, its definitely a hard to reach place Neo - in fact most women report their man has NEVER found it ;-)
  54. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    this almost made me call back an ex that i REALLY shouldn`t... not blaming it on IAB, i`m just saying...
  55. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    The woman in the picture reminds me of the actress who played Alley McBeal.
  56. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 3:07 am
    lmao the Hitachi mini wand massager is a best seller at the sex shop I work at. I should tell my customers that it would make a great mother`s day gift.
  57. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 4:08 am
    I think I`m more worried about the ad at the top

    (E) Blast-insiderer?!

    Blast insider her?!
  58. Profile photo of ProXLaw
    ProXLaw Male 30-39
    122 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 4:32 am
    The picture of the woman on the page says it all. To keep my brain from imploding, I`m going to think of this from the perspective of it being a gift from a husband to his wife and the mother of his children... la,la,la,la,la,la (me, drowning out the nay sayers)
  59. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 5:10 am
    what am i looking at here?
    the magic massager?
    the woman?
    the TV?
    What?
  60. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 5:58 am
    I want to ask, but I think I already know...
  61. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 6:17 am
    Think I`ll stick with flowers.
  62. Profile photo of davidildo123
    davidildo123 Male 40-49
    143 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 6:18 am
    lolZ. The Hitachi personal massager is legendary for women to masturbate with.

    Google keywords hitachi and masturbation
  63. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 7:12 am
    How has a spammer managed to get 94 posts?! Helloooo anyone awake? Tsk Tsk IAB, tsk tsk.
  64. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 7:13 am
    What is let`s facelift bar anyway? Free shipping sounds good though.
  65. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 7:21 am
    It`ll last longer than a mani-pedi facial combo at some fancy spa, like I got. And it`s not that much more expensive.....
  66. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 7:24 am
    Took me a minute and then I found it.
  67. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 7:27 am
    Im not going to get that for my mom.
  68. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Hmm... 32.79 *is* quite a bargain....
  69. Profile photo of tozhan
    tozhan Male 18-29
    14 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 9:12 am
    "hand massager"... bollocks.
  70. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    Only $32.00?....... :)
  71. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Depends on the mom.
  72. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    yes its still a hand messager, nothing else!;-)
  73. Profile photo of Smurficle
    Smurficle Female 18-29
    71 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    She could use her "hand massager" while watching TV...
  74. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 7:59 am
    And all I got my mom was a butt plug.
  75. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 11:11 am
    hmmm, lets see, do i wanna spend $700? or $32? well this doesnt take a f**king rocket surgeon *rolls a joint* well, my shopping is finished!
  76. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    wow, i just got my mum a voucher for ann summers and let her choose her own "gift"...
  77. Profile photo of Shredex
    Shredex Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    good gift, your mom loves those!
    trust me ;)
  78. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    @proXLaw, dream on dude!
  79. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    reminds me of a sperm cell
  80. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    Ba ha ha! Those Hitachi Magic "wands" are exactly the one`s they use in pornos...don`t ask me how I know that.

    And sourkrauter I lol`d cause being a "rocket surgeon" must be the hardest job alive! Not even a brain surgeon or a rocket scientist could live up to those expectations :)
  81. Profile photo of lpycb42
    lpycb42 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 3:06 am
    "Ba ha ha! Those Hitachi Magic "wands" are exactly the one`s they use in pornos...don`t ask me how I know that."

    Well it`s obvious how you know that. You either watch porn or make porn.
  82. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    "You either watch porn or make porn."

    Yeah I`m totally a pornstar. No when you have a lot of male friends you`re forced to watch a fair amount of porn. Usually along the lines of "Hey come and look at this"

    "Why what`s up WTF IS THAT!"
  83. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:25 am
    LMAO

    xD

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