Great Gift Ideas For Mother`s Day [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Let"s see, how about something for her home--maybe a 42-inch high-def flat screen or a... WTF!?!
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Female 635
LMAO

xD
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Female 165
"You either watch porn or make porn."

Yeah I`m totally a pornstar. No when you have a lot of male friends you`re forced to watch a fair amount of porn. Usually along the lines of "Hey come and look at this"

"Why what`s up WTF IS THAT!"
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Female 84
"Ba ha ha! Those Hitachi Magic "wands" are exactly the one`s they use in pornos...don`t ask me how I know that."

Well it`s obvious how you know that. You either watch porn or make porn.
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Female 165
Ba ha ha! Those Hitachi Magic "wands" are exactly the one`s they use in pornos...don`t ask me how I know that.

And sourkrauter I lol`d cause being a "rocket surgeon" must be the hardest job alive! Not even a brain surgeon or a rocket scientist could live up to those expectations :)
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Female 179
reminds me of a sperm cell
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Male 660
@proXLaw, dream on dude!
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Male 7
good gift, your mom loves those!
trust me ;)
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Female 833
wow, i just got my mum a voucher for ann summers and let her choose her own "gift"...
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Male 894
hmmm, lets see, do i wanna spend $700? or $32? well this doesnt take a f**king rocket surgeon *rolls a joint* well, my shopping is finished!
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Male 167
And all I got my mom was a butt plug.
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Female 71
She could use her "hand massager" while watching TV...
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Male 25,416
yes its still a hand messager, nothing else!;-)
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Male 212
Depends on the mom.
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Female 388
Only $32.00?....... :)
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Male 14
"hand massager"... bollocks.
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Male 245
Hmm... 32.79 *is* quite a bargain....
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Male 6,694
Im not going to get that for my mom.
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Female 4,376
Took me a minute and then I found it.
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Male 795
It`ll last longer than a mani-pedi facial combo at some fancy spa, like I got. And it`s not that much more expensive.....
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Male 1,108
What is let`s facelift bar anyway? Free shipping sounds good though.
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Male 1,108
How has a spammer managed to get 94 posts?! Helloooo anyone awake? Tsk Tsk IAB, tsk tsk.
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Male 143
lolZ. The Hitachi personal massager is legendary for women to masturbate with.

Google keywords hitachi and masturbation
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Female 4,039
Think I`ll stick with flowers.
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Female 709
I want to ask, but I think I already know...
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Male 5,190
Id really prefer to buy her the TV. Buttt Im not that rich lol.
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Male 2,893
what am i looking at here?
the magic massager?
the woman?
the TV?
What?
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Male 122
The picture of the woman on the page says it all. To keep my brain from imploding, I`m going to think of this from the perspective of it being a gift from a husband to his wife and the mother of his children... la,la,la,la,la,la (me, drowning out the nay sayers)
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Male 2,586
I think I`m more worried about the ad at the top

(E) Blast-insiderer?!

Blast insider her?!
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Female 673
lmao the Hitachi mini wand massager is a best seller at the sex shop I work at. I should tell my customers that it would make a great mother`s day gift.
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Male 9,306
The woman in the picture reminds me of the actress who played Alley McBeal.
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Male 1,297
this almost made me call back an ex that i REALLY shouldn`t... not blaming it on IAB, i`m just saying...
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Male 8,302
Oh, its definitely a hard to reach place Neo - in fact most women report their man has NEVER found it ;-)
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Male 30
Link
Theres the link ( if you want to buy it , i dont see why not ) also , "Had a rough day? Is stress making you tense? Massage away your tension and ease aching muscles with the Hitachi Magic Hand Massager. This hand-held wonder is a robust 12 inches in length so you can pinpoint those hard to reach areas. " i lol`d.
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Female 877
`The first thing I thought before I opened this link was, "I bet it`s a dildo or something".

I was close.`

me too.
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Female 914
YAY FOR REASON #47 OF WHY WE NEED THERAPY!
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Male 65
mmmmmm i would buy a dildo for your mama
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Female 2,352
Cause who wouldn`t buy their mom a dildo.

Hey look this one has a convenient cord!
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Male 91
The first thing I thought before I opened this link was, "I bet it`s a dildo or something".

I was close.
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Male 289
LOL I got the same ad this morning and thought "sure hand massager, riiiiight"
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Male 976
42" of Oprah, Lifetime and soaps!
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Male 2,395
hey, at least there`s free shipping.
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Male 15,832
"Whatcha doin` mom?"

"Oh, the usual, watchin` TV, talkin` on the phone, and playing with myself."
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Male 4,014
Man, New Egg sells EVERYTHING
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Male 143
thats a nice deal for the 42 inch tv. if i had that kinda money id get my mom something cool like that, i usually end up gettin her lame flowers. :(
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Male 12,365
[quote]LOL the hitachi magic wand has been one of the best selling sex toys since it came out years and years ago as a neck and back massager. its crazy powerful, you plug it in instead of batteries...[/quote]

Brilliant marketing in a time when you couldn`t easily buy sex toys from nice shops or privately online.

Saves on batteries. For people who use it a lot. For a bad back, obviously.

It`s still sold as a neck and back massager. The obvious sex toy add-ons are sold seperately.

I wish I`d thought of it. They must have made a nice amount of money from it. And helped all those people with bad backs, which is nice.

Nice price on that TV.
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Male 542
You can always count on newegg :D
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Female 9,400
Hand Messager... riiiight.
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Female 5
that`s just great
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Male 173
Hey hey hey. Even mom needs a "massage` every now and then.
Just remember to leave her alone after you give it to her.
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Male 4,807
Lionhart2... so true dude.
Never, ever buy your wife or girlfriend a "neck" or "hand" massager.


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Male 18
"Only $32.79? Wow, in most porn shops those go for a LOT more."

i would buy hundreds of these and slang
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Female 3,828
LOL the hitachi magic wand has been one of the best selling sex toys since it came out years and years ago as a neck and back massager. its crazy powerful, you plug it in instead of batteries...
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Male 8,302
Meh, shops have been selling `neck massagers` which for some strange reason have knobbed, ribbed heads, multiple actions, etc for years. Its because the average housewife/mom won`t ever go into a sex shop (and let`s face it - with the sort of people who work in those shops, who can blame them?), so by promoting them openly as `neck massagers` in normal shops, they can sell them, and any other use is just your dirty mind.
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Female 3,574
That`s a good deal! Most stores that sell it for *that* kind of stimulation charge too much for it.
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Male 363
I saw one of those on the internet once but they weren`t using it on their.. oh wait..
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Male 519
I dont know about the rest of you but if I got something like that for my mom she would tell me to get the F out
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Female 3,562
Only $32.79? Wow, in most porn shops those go for a LOT more.
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Male 591
Can`t wait to see what they suggest for Father`s Day.
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Male 1,266
You have one don`t you Lillian? Don`t be shy, admit it :P
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Male 5,620
Why, what else would you use a massager for?
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Male 1,195
""Magic Hand" massager is not "Magic" Hand-Massager .. see the difference?"

I was wondering how one would massage their hands with it...
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Male 642
What its a hand messager and thats it!!!!!!

No..

"Magic Hand" massager is not "Magic" Hand-Massager .. see the difference?
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Male 1,360
they have phallic-shaped vibrators in the old walter drake catalogs (catalog for old people) which are described as "neck" massagers. this massager actually looks innocent.
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Female 2,674
For those who keep saying "it`s just a hand massager".. the hitachi magic hand massager is often referred to as the hitachi magic wand, and is rarely used as "just a massager". :P
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Male 3
Only for mothers with magic hands. Ohhh yeahhhh...
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Male 93
LOL
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Female 305
Oh hitachi magic wand..:D
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Male 10,845
Wha???
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Male 7,585
yeah, im definitely getting my mom that tv for mothers day. $700, thats not bad.
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Male 25,416
What its a hand messager and thats it!!!!!!

However this is actually more disurbing!
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Male 15,510
"hand massager"
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Male 965
Mom I got you a 42" LCD TV!
I`m keeping it at my place though.
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Male 1,505
I got my mom the hand massager last year. She said the motor burned out so I guess there`s no harm in getting her the same thing this year.
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Female 956
O.O

I got the same one at `Lovers` .

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Male 497
MAGIC? hand massager ?
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Male 252
Or both, for the ultimate viewing experience.
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Male 190
or something that massages hands?
whats wrong here?
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Female 1,287
Wow. That took me a while to find.
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Male 10,440
"hand massager"... right.
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Female 6
Wait, wait, wait...is it waterprove?
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Male 2,549
$32 AND free shipping? Shi son, I`m gonna order six!
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Male 677
Gosh, Fancy, youre so dirty minded. its only a hand massager... yeesh.
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Female 6
Oh my....
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Male 19,838
Link: Great Gift Ideas For Mother`s Day [Pic] [Rate Link] - Let`s see, how about something for her home--maybe a 42-inch high-def flat screen or a... WTF!?!
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