First, Bitches!

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Ugh, there"s always one in the bunch.
There are 38 comments:
Female 635
i lol`d

xD
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Male 1,378
gotta make a macro out of this
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Female 112
aww :D
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Female 126
So cute :3
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Male 18
gochilla
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Male 1,023
I hear they tate like chicken
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Male 1,266
"I didn`t know those came from eggs."

Really? o.O?... that lizards come from eggs?
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Male 5,194
Lulz - "FIRST!". Needs that caption, IAB.
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Male 334
eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
129 Posts Thursday, April 29, 2010 12:09:01 AM
croc farming? why?

same reason we have chicken farming. for food.
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Female 11
I didn`t know those came from eggs.
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Male 876
Amazing how nearly anything, as a baby, is cute. Even this little thing, who will no doubt grow up to be the kind monster that will haunt my dreams.
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Male 4,793
Thirty FIRST!!!! (roughly...)
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Female 397
this could be "aww of the day". too bad it`s not a video.
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Female 497
ZOMG A SPAMMER! I`ve never seen one before!

This is a joyous day!
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Male 703
croc farming? why?

ps, if they are alligators, or crocs, i don`t know or care.
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Female 536
He does not look like he could fit inside that egg!
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Male 528
Hmm..seems like a few of the others already made it out and away
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Female 914
I lol`d
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Male 25,416
WIN!
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Female 336
Gah!!! What`s with the IAB posts lately that remind me of weird stuff I`ve seen?

I was returning a canoe I rented for the day and I saw some kids playing on the dock. Didn`t think anything of it until I walked by them. One turned around and asked me, "Hey, you wanna hold this baby alligator? There`s a bunch of them in the water here!"

For some reason he just gave me a funny look and didn`t say anything when I said, "Hell no! Put those babies back in the water and get out of here because gator-mama is close by and if you make one of those babies squeak she`s gonna come eat whatever is messing with them!"

Yeah, after that I took off like my ass was on fire.
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Female 1,604
LOL that caption made me giggle more.
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Male 450
Exsilium-It doesn`t seem like it would fit in that egg. Look at the size of its head and the size of the rest of the egg. `Shopped? Hmm. Maybe the egg is longer than it looks.

retard alert: he doesnt fit thats why he hatched
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Male 37,803
vv Lolz GReat picture that!
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Male 12,138
vv "i truely believe that Davymid is like IAB version of Thor, he always lays down his hammer!"

Ah yes, if only that were true.

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Male 134
It doesn`t seem like it would fit in that egg. Look at the size of its head and the size of the rest of the egg. `Shopped? Hmm. Maybe the egg is longer than it looks.
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Female 1,134
i truely believe that Davymid is like IAB version of Thor, he always lays down his hammer! :D and i find this picture adorable in some odd way. :|
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Male 12,138
[quote]free shipping
competitive price
any size available
accept the paypal etc etc etc[/quote]
Now YOU, on the other hand, are f*cking `Hammered.
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Male 4
"lol awww!"

exactly what Robert Muldoon said before the raptors became killing machines.
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Male 12,138
[quote]First! Haha just kidding >.>" Hope that doesnt get me in trouble lol. [/quote]
TO THE BANHAMMER! Nah, jes` dratin wid ya.
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Male 877
freerange my arse!!!
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Male 4,807
I will name him Benedict and I will put him on and English Muffin and drown him in
Hollindaise sauce... Nom Nom
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Male 2,229
the little bugger is cute for reptile
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Female 3,574
lol awww!
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Female 3,696
Love it! haha aww they`re cute...as most tiny things are but I`m onto you cretin!
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Male 1,237
hahahah can just imagine it growling first...
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Male 15,510
I love them sunny side up
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Male 5,190
First! Haha just kidding >.>`` Hope that doesnt get me in trouble lol.
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Male 20,186
Link: First, Bitches! [Rate Link] - Ugh, there`s always one in the bunch.
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