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Date: 04/19/10 05:00 PM

50 Responses to Felon Accused Of Running Illegal Farm In Seattle

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    April 19, 2010 at 7:03 am
    Link: Felon Accused Of Running Illegal Farm In Seattle - OK, I-A-B--what kind of farm...
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    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Seattle is King county. Not Whatcom.
  3. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    Without even looking...

    My first thought, after seeing the skull in the post-pic, was one of those corpse farms. Once I realized that scientist`s probably wouldn`t study at an illegal farm, I thought...

    Five bucks says it has something to do with sex.

    Ten bucks says bestiality...
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Okay... Now that I know I was right...

    Random fun fact, but someone once told me that the average male anus can only hold about five inches...

    Don`t know if it`s true, but it might definitely explain the, like, five cases that have been reported where men died from having sex with horses, including the one mentioned in here...
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    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Haha, yeah, huge difference between Sumas and Seattle.

    Too bad most people just think all of Washington = Seattle.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    dildo farm
  7. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    well i was WAAAAY off.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Why so fancy, America?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    "well i was WAAAAY off."

    Not that far if you put it in a way...
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    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    "Several mice were euthanized, he added."

    Wait... What?!
  11. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Several mice were euthanized

    Why?.......How??......WTF?
  12. Profile photo of Imadude
    Imadude Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    Several animals were harmed in the making of this article.
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    So THATS where all the Limewire Bestiality comes from...
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    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    this may be just my dirty mind but...i have a hunch that those euthanized mice were used for "gerbiling" and thoroughly smelled like butthole therefore, the authorities had no choice but to end their misery
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    redcuber Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    it never ceases to amaze me how sick human beings can be.
  16. Profile photo of Llamaz
    Llamaz Male 13-17
    339 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    I heard about this on the radio this morning. About the mice: "Their tails were cut off and they were covered in lubricant." I nearly threw up when I heard that.
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    kimo02 Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2010 at 7:50 pm
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    meh, got like halfway through the article and lost interest. thats pretty sick tho
  19. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    What does illegeal mean?
  20. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    only read the headline, thats where i decided i was done.
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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    Oh dear Lord..... not again. Not the first time Seattle and animal sex meshed......Last time there was a similar headline, but the guy was killed by his horse during their "love making" lolololol I`m so proud of my state.
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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    Well most people don`t know anything about Washington, but Seattle. So don`t be so offended by it. I grew up in Kitsap county my whole life and when people look at me funny I say "A ferry ride from Seattle" Because it`s easier than trying to explain the nothingness that is my county. So as a lifelong Washintonian I personally approve of Madest saying Seattle/King County when he means Whatcom
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    Imadude Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    Ban the spammer kimo02 please. Im not sure how these bots keep getting past this sites security.
  24. Profile photo of jfactor
    jfactor Male 18-29
    149 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    Sick...just sick
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    were the humans F*king them, or being F*ck by them?
    whos the bitch now?
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    That`s classy.
  27. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    I saw Whatcom County and thought "oh no..." but then I saw it was Enumclaw and felt a little safer... I`m paranoid enough as it is without thinking that more weirdos than the normal weirdos in town are just a skip, hop, and a jump away... Though, those peninsula folk are pretty crazy....
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    jakezombie Male 18-29
    4 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 12:28 am
    heavy petting zoo
  29. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 12:42 am
    Whatcom county is not on the penninsula. it`s 90 miles north of Seattle.
  30. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 2:53 am
    Yucky, yuck yuck!! - jakezombie, that made me smile....heavy petting zoo.
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    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 3:29 am
    Not my type of holiday....
  32. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 5:02 am
    hey an abusement park!
  33. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2010 at 6:30 am
    "abusement park"
    "heavy petting zoo"

    Hahahaha!! Nice.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:54 am
    Lends new meaning to the term "pound puppy."
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    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:31 am
    wow... hey, blame ICP for this too, why not? :/
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:36 am
    Wait....wut.
  37. Profile photo of stonewar
    stonewar Female 30-39
    169 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:56 am
    This ain`t no lemmywinks.
  38. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 11:35 am
    did anyone read on to where they mentioned MICE?? Talk about tiny dicked guys!
  39. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Now imagine if this was in Florida what it would be like.
  40. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    The depravity of some people...is there anything guys won`t drat?
  41. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    brb, farming
  42. Profile photo of theshocker87
    theshocker87 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    hahhahaahahahahha animal drat farm!!!
  43. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    "Several mice were euthanized"

    WTF were they doing with MICE?
  44. Profile photo of CPLP
    CPLP Male 30-39
    3 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    That was closer to Vancouver BC than Seattle. Blame Canada.
  45. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    "is there anything guys won`t drat?"
    I would ask: "Is there anything PEOPLE won`t eff?" You are asking as if no lonely woman has ever kept a pet dog/cat for the purpose of...

    Beside the hygiene issue, I don`t see anything wrong with it and I REALLY have a problem with animals being destroyed because of it.
    "It`s OK to eat `em but not to pet `em... very heavily..."

    I challenge anyone to explain logic in the illegality of it.
  46. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    @ IssaTheFiend: Some kinky gay men will stick anything up there...
  47. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    Woah hey now - Whatcom is nowhere near Seattle. Our fingerprints are nowhere near that trainwreck!
  48. Profile photo of Aloriwin
    Aloriwin Female 18-29
    84 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 3:23 am
    "Beside the hygiene issue, I don`t see anything wrong with it and I REALLY have a problem with animals being destroyed because of it. "

    Ok. Well. Having sex with animals is wrong for several reasons. Just because the animals can`t say no, doesn`t mean that they are saying yes. So at this point it`s rape. Also, the mice are usually refrigerated before being "used", so they may have become ill due to exposure to the cold, or exposure to a human colon. That`s why they were put down.
  49. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 4:31 am
    "Just because the animals can`t say no"
    There is a lawyer in a New England state arguing just that. There is a man, after suffering a bitter relationship, who wants to legalize spending his life with a dog which the judge hearing the case would not let in the court.

    I respond by saying that they also can`t say "no" to being kept in your house or yard all day. They REALLY can`t say "No!" while they are being slaughtered for food or materials.

    Which do you think is worse: being eff`d by someone smaller than the same species or being killed and eaten or made into boots?
  50. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    I guess it brings new meaning to the saying "she was like an animal"

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