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Date: 04/12/10 08:02 AM

78 Responses to Drunken Lawn Mower Driver Gets Tazed

  1. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    April 11, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Link: Drunken Lawn Mower Driver Gets Tazed - Come on, Steve is just going to the oyster shack, man!
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 8:07 am
    C`mon man, everybody getting tazed nowdays
  3. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 8:08 am
    In before "older than the internet" jokes.
  4. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 8:10 am
    This is so hillbilly...a true product of cousins copulation.
  5. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 8:13 am
    He knows his rights.
  6. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 8:14 am
    "I think I crapped mah pants!"

    "I know mah rahghts! I know mah rahghts! I know mah rahghts!"

    OMG that was drating funny!
  7. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 8:18 am
    This has GOT to be fake! It`s too good to be true!
  8. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 8:20 am
    This is the best video I have ever seen. "i think i crapped my pants"... priceless.
  9. Profile photo of Phranky
    Phranky Male 40-49
    62 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 8:20 am
    I can`t stop laughing.....cop sitting there and this guy in a lawn mower slowly rolls buy, sipping whisky, smokin a butt, and headin` to the oyster shack like theres nothing wrong. I almost feel sorry for Steve....anyhow, this is one of the funniest things I`ve seen in awhile!!! Lawn mower just slowly drifts by the cops car...

  10. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 8:22 am
    OMG that was hilarious!
  11. Profile photo of toqr
    toqr Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 8:22 am
    hahaha, +1
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 8:24 am
    pffff...bit overkill tazing him, shouldve just offered to drive him down to the oyster shack and drive him back since he apparently knew the man and it was "just down the road".
    also seriously isnt like some silly small town or village cop like him has anything better to do than sit there all day being bored out of his skull.
  13. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 8:28 am
    Here is a video that I think displayed an "appropriate" situation to use a taser and I still think they are completely unnecessary. What would the officer have done before the invention of tasers? He would have just grabbed him, tackled him and cuffed him. Which he had to do anyways. The guy couldn`t even stand, was he really that much of a threat to risk tasing him and having him fall underneath his running lawnmower. They are completely unnecessary and ad more risk to every situation.
  14. Profile photo of raph
    raph Male 13-17
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    April 12, 2010 at 8:45 am
    awww cmon mannnnn, he`s just going down to the oyster shack!
  15. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 8:49 am
    Did this seem fake to anybody else?

  16. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:01 am
    O M G - tears are streaming down my face! That was awesome!
  17. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:01 am
    @madest

    But you can get a ticket for operating a mower drunk on public roadways. A friend of mine who`s father is a cop told me about one cop who waited around for a guy he saw drinking a beer while mowing his lawn. The guy went to back up his mower to park it on his side yard and the second his tire hit the pavement, the cop lit him up and wrote a DUI.
  18. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:01 am
    @madest:

    ...until he runs over a kid and cuts him/her into little bits.
  19. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 9:03 am
    OH MY GOD! He sounds like CARTMAN when he screams! I havent smiled this big in a LOOOONG time.
  20. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Is this real? I swear this was just a parody to mock the last one.
  21. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:04 am
    that was HILARIOUS!!! "I THINK I CRAPPED MY PANTS!" i lol`d
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    belunan Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:09 am
    That`s one of the funniest things I`ve ever seen. Steve`s trip to the Oyster Shack is going to spark a meme or two.
  23. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:12 am
    lol "I KNOW MAH RIGHTS!!!"
  24. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:13 am
    If you are on a first name basis with the police it is quite likely that your life is going in the wrong direction
  25. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 9:21 am
    he sounds like joe dirt! "i din` do it!"
  26. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:30 am
    HAHAHA! @ 2:15, he says "Goddammit!" EXACTLY like Cartman :D :D :D
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    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 9:36 am
    @unmercyfuldu

    About the unnecessary use of tazer - you know, police are just f*cking c*nts. usually, they love to beat people, abuse tear gas and clubs or f*ck with them generally. gotta deal with it.
  28. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:43 am
    splurbyburbl hit the nail on the head... "I no mah rights" was right when a tiny bit of pee escaped me... poor Steve
  29. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:45 am
    I seem to remember hearing that this was staged.
  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Something tells me Steve here has a nice little record...especially due to the fact that he`s on a first name basis with a random cop. XD
  31. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:59 am
    lol so trueee this is absolutley priceless
  32. Profile photo of Unmedicated
    Unmedicated Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 10:17 am
    This is what happens when rednecks get a lawnmower and a bottle of whiskey. WHEN REDNECKS GO BAD!
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    April 12, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Fake or not, OMG it was funny. I was hoping for a second taze when he started jumping around.
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 10:33 am
    "You don`t need a liscense to drive a mower. Why can`t you be drunk while driving one?"

    for the same reason you can get a ticket riding a bicycle while drunk - you have to follow the rules of the road.

    "He would have just grabbed him, tackled him and cuffed him.

    and then someone like you would cry police brutality.
  35. Profile photo of Kleidermotte
    Kleidermotte Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Did he scream "That made me crap my pants!" ? :D
    Life`s a bitch! >D
  36. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 11:07 am
    When it first started, I was thinking, this would be funnier if the guy tried to get away. I was right.

    I know my rights!! I crapped my pants!!
  37. Profile photo of Thorgrimmer
    Thorgrimmer Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 11:07 am
    "I think I crapped my pants!"

    lol!!!
  38. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 11:49 am
    I lol`d so hard at 2:25 "I think I crapped my pants!"

    Also, "I KNOW MY RIGHTS! I KNOW MY RIGHTS! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!" As the cop is pretty much carrying him.
  39. Profile photo of MichaelBored
    MichaelBored Male 40-49
    206 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    That`s some pretty goddamn funny crap, right there....
  40. Profile photo of Baracus619
    Baracus619 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    seems fake to me. which makes me wonder why people fake these things
  41. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    holy sh*t... that was hilarious.
  42. Profile photo of sgrin27
    sgrin27 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    HARDY HAR HARR!!!!
  43. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    I think I crapped my pants
  44. Profile photo of bak5102
    bak5102 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Now we know what Cartman really looks like.
  45. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 12, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Drunks like this are why cops deserve all the pay they get and more.
  46. Profile photo of zazuch
    zazuch Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    for those who said you dont need a license to drive one. Look at what he will get charged with. Its a OMVI meaning operating a motor vehicle under the influence. It just has to have a motor and be a vehicle on a public road. It doesn`t matter if you have a license or not.

    fake or not it made me laugh so its all good.


    Reminds me of that cable commercial with the viking with the flaming arrow

    "ohh him yea thats steve....he`s cool" lol
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    steve41high Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    mannn, that looks so chillin. going down a small sunny track while drinking, smoking and riding a big lawnmower.

    and yeah it did sound like cartman!! "ahhhhh god dammit"
  48. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
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    April 12, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    Dont taze me bro!
  49. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    this has to be fake. it`s too perfect.
  50. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    "I know my rights! I know my rights!"

    You don`t have the right to be a redneck, that`s not stated in the constitution. It is, however, stated that it is illegal to drive a motorized vehicle while intoxicated (though not in the constitution), and yes, a riding mower is a motorized vehicle.
  51. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    "I think I crapped my pants!"
  52. Profile photo of Alistair36
    Alistair36 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    riding a bicycle and drinking gets you a dui ask my neighbor lol
  53. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
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    April 12, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    fake!!!, fake!!!....he sounds like cleatis!!!
  54. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    Don`t care if it was fake or not, it was hilarious!
  55. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    squidbillies IRL
  56. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    ha ha ha!
  57. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    that was the most amazing scream EVER
  58. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
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    April 12, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    LMAO this may be fake but I am positive it has happened to somebody in the West Virginia area at some point. Most farm towns have only 1 cop who is just waiting for an opportunity like that right there. Thats why when I visit WV we always wait til the cop goes to bed for the night to get sh*tfaced and drive anything.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    That`s the thing about hillbillies. They`re unintentionally hilarious.
  60. Profile photo of exilator
    exilator Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    Learn, Steve, learn!!!
  61. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 12, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    "Don`t taze me, mow!"
  62. Profile photo of LOLJesus
    LOLJesus Male 30-39
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    April 13, 2010 at 2:04 am
    only in oklahoma
  63. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
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    April 13, 2010 at 2:12 am
    "Pull it over, Steve. Stop the lawn mower." *Drunk hick looks disappointed*

    Classic. I laughed so effing hard over that. His body language was hilarious.
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    aguycalledjk Male 18-29
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    April 13, 2010 at 2:42 am
    haaaaaaaaaa that is just brilliant

    "I think I crapped ma pants` - classic!!!
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    redbullvodka Female 13-17
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    April 13, 2010 at 4:50 am
    the bearded oyster shack
  66. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    April 13, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Why is it illegal to drink and drive a lawnmower? He wasn`t hurting anybody, he was just going to the Oyster Shack.
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    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
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    April 13, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    I wonder if the audio is real. Do police cars even record audio, let alone that far away?
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    Trumple07 Male 13-17
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    April 13, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    `I didnt do it!` hahaha XD
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    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
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    April 13, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    Yeah i dont think the audio is legit but damn i wish it was. cause .....look at my horse, my horse is amazing give it a lick it tastes just like raisins.....dont know what happened there but what a great clip this was.
  70. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
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    April 13, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    HAHA. I was hopin hed roll under the mower and lose a foot or something. Ive seen a million rednecks tazed. Never tazed and losing a foot, tho.
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    polkafromny Female 18-29
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    April 13, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    "I think I just crapped my pants! Don`t do it again! Please!" lolz
  72. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    April 13, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    `I crap my pants!`
    LOL!
  73. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
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    April 14, 2010 at 12:06 am
    jesus christ is right, that was unnecessary
  74. Profile photo of Dudley118
    Dudley118 Male 18-29
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    April 14, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    haha thats awsome .. all you have to do is wat your told and nothing happens hahah
  75. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    April 14, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    Don`t taze me, cmon man!
  76. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    April 14, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    lol....that was funnier than i thought it`d be...
  77. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
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    April 19, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    I didn`t do it! I know my rights!
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    mrawesomo Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    drating hilarious! Best tazer video ever.

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