Drunken Lawn Mower Driver Gets Tazed

Submitted by: a1butcher 7 years ago in Funny

Come on, Steve is just going to the oyster shack, man!
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Male 1
drating hilarious! Best tazer video ever.
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Female 204
I didn`t do it! I know my rights!
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Male 3,915
lol....that was funnier than i thought it`d be...
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Male 2,788
Don`t taze me, cmon man!
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Male 55
haha thats awsome .. all you have to do is wat your told and nothing happens hahah
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Male 418
jesus christ is right, that was unnecessary
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Male 10,855
`I crap my pants!`
LOL!
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Female 376
"I think I just crapped my pants! Don`t do it again! Please!" lolz
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Male 773
HAHA. I was hopin hed roll under the mower and lose a foot or something. Ive seen a million rednecks tazed. Never tazed and losing a foot, tho.
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Male 678
Yeah i dont think the audio is legit but damn i wish it was. cause .....look at my horse, my horse is amazing give it a lick it tastes just like raisins.....dont know what happened there but what a great clip this was.
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Male 422
`I didnt do it!` hahaha XD
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Male 292
I wonder if the audio is real. Do police cars even record audio, let alone that far away?
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Male 5,194
Why is it illegal to drink and drive a lawnmower? He wasn`t hurting anybody, he was just going to the Oyster Shack.
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Female 28
the bearded oyster shack
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Male 57
haaaaaaaaaa that is just brilliant

"I think I crapped ma pants` - classic!!!
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Female 255
"Pull it over, Steve. Stop the lawn mower." *Drunk hick looks disappointed*

Classic. I laughed so effing hard over that. His body language was hilarious.
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Male 12
only in oklahoma
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Male 8,300
"Don`t taze me, mow!"
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Male 12
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Female 2,289
That`s the thing about hillbillies. They`re unintentionally hilarious.
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Female 447
LMAO this may be fake but I am positive it has happened to somebody in the West Virginia area at some point. Most farm towns have only 1 cop who is just waiting for an opportunity like that right there. Thats why when I visit WV we always wait til the cop goes to bed for the night to get sh*tfaced and drive anything.
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Female 282
that was the most amazing scream EVER
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha!
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Male 2,591
squidbillies IRL
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Male 1,351
Don`t care if it was fake or not, it was hilarious!
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Male 877
fake!!!, fake!!!....he sounds like cleatis!!!
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Male 29
riding a bicycle and drinking gets you a dui ask my neighbor lol
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Male 1,071
"I think I crapped my pants!"
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Male 675
"I know my rights! I know my rights!"

You don`t have the right to be a redneck, that`s not stated in the constitution. It is, however, stated that it is illegal to drive a motorized vehicle while intoxicated (though not in the constitution), and yes, a riding mower is a motorized vehicle.
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Female 627
this has to be fake. it`s too perfect.
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Female 198
Dont taze me bro!
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Male 1,153
mannn, that looks so chillin. going down a small sunny track while drinking, smoking and riding a big lawnmower.

and yeah it did sound like cartman!! "ahhhhh god dammit"
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Male 286
for those who said you dont need a license to drive one. Look at what he will get charged with. Its a OMVI meaning operating a motor vehicle under the influence. It just has to have a motor and be a vehicle on a public road. It doesn`t matter if you have a license or not.

fake or not it made me laugh so its all good.


Reminds me of that cable commercial with the viking with the flaming arrow

"ohh him yea thats steve....he`s cool" lol
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Male 17,511
Drunks like this are why cops deserve all the pay they get and more.
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Male 32
Now we know what Cartman really looks like.
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Male 504
I think I crapped my pants
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Male 77
HARDY HAR HARR!!!!
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Male 737
holy sh*t... that was hilarious.
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Male 38
seems fake to me. which makes me wonder why people fake these things
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Male 206
That`s some pretty goddamn funny crap, right there....
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Male 864
I lol`d so hard at 2:25 "I think I crapped my pants!"

Also, "I KNOW MY RIGHTS! I KNOW MY RIGHTS! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!" As the cop is pretty much carrying him.
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Male 180
"I think I crapped my pants!"

lol!!!
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Male 454
When it first started, I was thinking, this would be funnier if the guy tried to get away. I was right.

I know my rights!! I crapped my pants!!
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Male 168
Did he scream "That made me crap my pants!" ? :D
Life`s a bitch! >D
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Female 2,509
"You don`t need a liscense to drive a mower. Why can`t you be drunk while driving one?"

for the same reason you can get a ticket riding a bicycle while drunk - you have to follow the rules of the road.

"He would have just grabbed him, tackled him and cuffed him.

and then someone like you would cry police brutality.
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Female 2,509
Fake or not, OMG it was funny. I was hoping for a second taze when he started jumping around.
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Female 10
This is what happens when rednecks get a lawnmower and a bottle of whiskey. WHEN REDNECKS GO BAD!
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Female 1,893
lol so trueee this is absolutley priceless
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Male 9,305
Something tells me Steve here has a nice little record...especially due to the fact that he`s on a first name basis with a random cop. XD
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Male 15,832
I seem to remember hearing that this was staged.
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Male 1,013
splurbyburbl hit the nail on the head... "I no mah rights" was right when a tiny bit of pee escaped me... poor Steve
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Male 350
@unmercyfuldu

About the unnecessary use of tazer - you know, police are just f*cking c*nts. usually, they love to beat people, abuse tear gas and clubs or f*ck with them generally. gotta deal with it.
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Male 350
HAHAHA! @ 2:15, he says "Goddammit!" EXACTLY like Cartman :D :D :D
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Male 426
he sounds like joe dirt! "i din` do it!"
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Male 3,310
If you are on a first name basis with the police it is quite likely that your life is going in the wrong direction
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Male 2,796
lol "I KNOW MAH RIGHTS!!!"
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Male 1,505
That`s one of the funniest things I`ve ever seen. Steve`s trip to the Oyster Shack is going to spark a meme or two.
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Male 5,314
that was HILARIOUS!!! "I THINK I CRAPPED MY PANTS!" i lol`d
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Male 1,106
Is this real? I swear this was just a parody to mock the last one.
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Male 177
OH MY GOD! He sounds like CARTMAN when he screams! I havent smiled this big in a LOOOONG time.
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Male 10,338
@madest:

...until he runs over a kid and cuts him/her into little bits.
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Male 762
@madest

But you can get a ticket for operating a mower drunk on public roadways. A friend of mine who`s father is a cop told me about one cop who waited around for a guy he saw drinking a beer while mowing his lawn. The guy went to back up his mower to park it on his side yard and the second his tire hit the pavement, the cop lit him up and wrote a DUI.
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Female 4,039
O M G - tears are streaming down my face! That was awesome!
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Female 999
Did this seem fake to anybody else?

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Male 230
awww cmon mannnnn, he`s just going down to the oyster shack!
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Male 762
Here is a video that I think displayed an "appropriate" situation to use a taser and I still think they are completely unnecessary. What would the officer have done before the invention of tasers? He would have just grabbed him, tackled him and cuffed him. Which he had to do anyways. The guy couldn`t even stand, was he really that much of a threat to risk tasing him and having him fall underneath his running lawnmower. They are completely unnecessary and ad more risk to every situation.
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Male 2,160
pffff...bit overkill tazing him, shouldve just offered to drive him down to the oyster shack and drive him back since he apparently knew the man and it was "just down the road".
also seriously isnt like some silly small town or village cop like him has anything better to do than sit there all day being bored out of his skull.
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Male 199
hahaha, +1
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Female 160
OMG that was hilarious!
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Male 62
I can`t stop laughing.....cop sitting there and this guy in a lawn mower slowly rolls buy, sipping whisky, smokin a butt, and headin` to the oyster shack like theres nothing wrong. I almost feel sorry for Steve....anyhow, this is one of the funniest things I`ve seen in awhile!!! Lawn mower just slowly drifts by the cops car...

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Male 537
This is the best video I have ever seen. "i think i crapped my pants"... priceless.
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Male 695
This has GOT to be fake! It`s too good to be true!
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Male 226
"I think I crapped mah pants!"

"I know mah rahghts! I know mah rahghts! I know mah rahghts!"

OMG that was drating funny!
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Male 1,135
He knows his rights.
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Female 331
This is so hillbilly...a true product of cousins copulation.
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Male 3,819
In before "older than the internet" jokes.
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Male 15,510
C`mon man, everybody getting tazed nowdays
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Male 4,807
Link: Drunken Lawn Mower Driver Gets Tazed [Rate Link] - Come on, Steve is just going to the oyster shack, man!
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