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Date: 04/06/10 07:05 AM

49 Responses to Don`t Turn To Google If You`re Depressed [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 7:00 am
    Link: Don`t Turn To Google If You`re Depressed - Damn it, Google--you`re supposed to make my life easier.
  2. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    April 6, 2010 at 8:52 am
    I think that`s a very good idea actually.
  3. Profile photo of Takashu
    Takashu Male 13-17
    29 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:03 am
    I saw the post, then read the caption again. Then I looked at the post, then I read the caption. Then I understood, youre saying google doesnt want you to kill yourself so googles a jerk. That makes perfect sense... stupid caption
  4. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:16 am
    it works, and I like it
  5. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:19 am
    "you`re saying google doesnt want you to kill yourself so googles a jerk. That makes perfect sense"

    Yeah, it does make perfect sense. Who is Google to tell me what I can or can`t do?
  6. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:19 am
    (Obviously it`s a good idea, but still)
  7. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:19 am
    Lol.Stupid Google D:
  8. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:20 am
    What they don`t show you is right under it is a Wikipedia page on ways to commit suicide
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:21 am
    "Don`t Turn To Google If You`re Depressed"

    Yeah because there is a risk you can actually find the help you really need
  10. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:37 am
    strangly if you try that in th UK the first page is Wikipedia describing the most popular methods of suicide
  11. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:49 am
    google.co.uk doesn`t give a rat`s ass.
  12. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:50 am
    what am i missing here?
  13. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:00 am
    "Do no evil."
  14. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Anyways, why Google if you can use Wikipedia
  15. Profile photo of PENtrap
    PENtrap Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:15 am
    i said it once and i say it again, i sent in Lindsay Lohan falling into a cactus and it dosnt get uploaded but this sorta thing dose.. crap upload
  16. Profile photo of lyckosam
    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:16 am
    "google.co.uk doesn`t give a rat`s ass."

    google, excellently reflecting the general apathy that makes Britain Britain :-P love it :-P
  17. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:46 am
    lyckosam - Oh yeah!!Apathy rules here, when we can be bothered that is
  18. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Aw, Google luvs you.
  19. Profile photo of LucieAlice
    LucieAlice Female 13-17
    2 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:12 am
    haha this makes me giggle :-P
  20. Profile photo of seetherage
    seetherage Male 18-29
    85 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:38 am
    @PENtrap, they don`t approve good stuff that we upload unless they absolutely love it. Its a very strong biased system, but their bias is usually 70% correct in the humor lane. So the other 30% we just ignore.
  21. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    Haha I googled this and the second entry is "Fun and interesting ways to commit suicide"
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Google has you covered!
  23. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Google saves all your searches, So if you do this search `ways to commit suicide` will be in your profile.

    Problem is, What happens if you later turn up `missing` ? Trust me, Your friends, cops and investigators can find out what you search for and they`ll think you committed suicide. If you just happen to be lost in the boonies or been kidnapped, That could be a major problem. They may not even search for you.
  24. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    I think my family would at least look for my body in that case, CrakrJak lol
  25. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    "Google saves all your searches, So if you do this search `ways to commit suicide` will be in your profile."

    not if your computer mysteriously explodes
  26. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Don`t Turn if you`re depressed...

    ...You`ll eventually run into something.
  27. Profile photo of lakerzz8
    lakerzz8 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    lol CrakrJak, if they assume someone committed suicide, they don`t just leave the body rotting somewhere, they still search for you. Silly, silly man.
  28. Profile photo of dioxin
    dioxin Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    who postet that thing? its
    "Turn To Google If You`re Depressed"...

    people killing themselves is not funny.
  29. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    No horrible idea. More health care expenses if they dont commit suicide. Juuuusssst Kiddding. suicide is nothing funny and a lot of families are affected each year, and the sad thing is that the people that do it dont really think in the harm that they will cause to their loved ones. A truly selfish act of abandonment. Google should be praised for this, not ridiculed
  30. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    well at least they are looking out for you
  31. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    i remember i googled "the most painful way to die" (after seeing a documentary about WBC I wanted to know what i could do to them) I got the sucide prevention hotline, i lol`d
  32. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    If you can find a suicide hotline through Google, wouldn`t it be more prudent to say "You SHOULD Turn to Google If You`re Depressed"? I would think being presented with a suicide hotline would be a lot more useful than just sitting in your room contemplating death.

    I`m happy that Google has this. Granted, the only reason they probably have it is to avoid being sued.

    But still.
  33. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    909 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Wow. You guys got this to #9 on google trends in the US. Congratulations.
  34. Profile photo of TheSnowSheep
    TheSnowSheep Male 18-29
    120 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    @lunaticlover

    sheesh way to ruin a joke..
  35. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    This doesn`t make up for ruining April Fool`s day.
  36. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    Dammit so I should KGB it instead?
  37. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    gah! thanks for nothin google...
  38. Profile photo of omg-a-lion
    omg-a-lion Male 13-17
    115 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    i didnt get it ... all i got is "Suicide Methods-Wikipedia".....no one likes me.
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    Huh? I typed `Ways to Commit Suicide` and all I got was a Google page that said `Do it Lionhart - we double dare you".

    ;-)
  40. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    google loves me
  41. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    I thought for these google things you were supposed to type in part of the phrase and let google complete? At least to have a working joke, I guess.
  42. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    the suicide prevention thing should come before all of those things like suicide methods
  43. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    at least they didn`t actually list a bunch of ways.... of course if you`re depressed wnough to do it, and too stupid to figure out how on your own, perhaps your death will do a service to humaity by removing your genes from the pool... go Darwin.
  44. Profile photo of ubberboard08
    ubberboard08 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    god if i typed that into google it would tell me "suffocation preferably"
  45. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 10:09 am
    type ways to kill a person.. And when I type it, it gives me a list of ways!
  46. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Would it work in other countries?
  47. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    > Chaos7
    > Would it work in other countries?

    No, not at all. I typed it and got normal, standard Google results. Interestingly, the "Feeling Lucky" button takes me to a site which DOES list lots of ways to do the deed, with pro`s, cons, preparations to make, etc.
  48. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 12:14 am
    I`m in Canada and I got that when I typed it in, BUT I have AOL haha so it`s probably a US only thing.
  49. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    The first few ads for me (in the UK) are for suicide helplines. I think it`s really great actually. You never know what small thing could help save a person`s life.

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