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Date: 04/09/10 10:03 AM

31 Responses to Damn New Yorkers Don`t Respect Anything [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Link: Damn New Yorkers Don`t Respect Anything - Look at `em, just laughing in the face at all of society`s conventions.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:14 am
    They`d need a little bit more than just a sign.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:15 am
    hippies
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    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:35 am
    Why would you temporarily close a lawn? Can u even do that?
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    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Damn You.
    I Hate Yorkers.
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    nonickforme Male 30-39
    36 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:11 am
    This just in: hundreds of New Yorkers are now experiencing strange rashes and boils breaking out on their legs and buttocks. Currently the causes are unknown, however - the symptoms are consistent with industrial strength fertilizers, a known component in home-made bombs. Police are not confirming that this is definitely the result of a terrorist attack...
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:14 am
    "Why would you temporarily close a lawn?"

    Reseeding? Spraying of pesticides? Fertilising?

    Just guesses.
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    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Messing up the environment... nice one, New Yorkers.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:16 am
    i love new york, and all its crazy people, somebody did not do their job right, there should be a bright orange string the width of about an inch going all around, that usually keeps all new yorkers off the lawn, or your house, or your car, try it out next time if you dont believe me, its like a force field
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:19 am
    they would temporarily close it because it was fertilized or treated for weeds or something. or its all thin, so they re seeded it..
    its weird that they have a little maple leaf by the govt thing, though. i thought it was in canada at first..
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:47 am
    "Why would you temporarily close a lawn?"

    Tiger Wood couldn`t find some green time, I`m guessing.
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    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:57 am
    i enjoy when people don`t read signs because this happens at my work all the time. people must not know how to read
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    how can lawn be closed?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Wait till tomorrow when they all show up at the clinic with chemical burns on their asses.
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    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    yeah i disobey all rules!
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    Crystal949 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    I <3 NY
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    If you mow it, they will come...
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    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    OldOllie: "Wait till tomorrow when they all show up at the clinic with chemical burns on their asses."

    Perhaps they don`t understand fertilizer and other lawn chemicals. They are cityfolk, after all. I would bet they can`t even recognize the smell of it.
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    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    All of a sudden I really wanna live in NY
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Disobeying law ftw!
  21. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    and that`s why I love New Yawk
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    The sign is simply referring to the fact that the lawn will soon open and reveal the bowels of hell.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    At least no-one has Baggy Pants, so the police don`t need to get involved.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    Why is there a maple leaf on that sign?
  25. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    To hell with yer stinkin sign.
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    spultra13 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    OMG I WAS THERE YESTERDAY, OMG WOW LOL
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 12:24 am
    I like how they don`t say keep off the grass. That would incite more of a reaction. a1butcher I`m looking in your direction.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 4:41 am
    >spultra
    Oooh, you`re so cool...
  29. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    April 10, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Maybe they just can`t read...
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 6:02 am
    yup thats ny! lol

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