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Date: 04/24/10 08:06 AM

81 Responses to Creepy Baby Cake Is Too Realistic To Eat [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    April 24, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Link: Creepy Baby Cake Is Too Realistic To Eat - We mean really, would you want to eat the baby`s ass? Look at it--look at its ass!
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:11 am
    extra points if the inside is red velvet!
  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:12 am
    Fancy, not everyone that comes on this site is a child molester or a perv...
  4. Profile photo of DrSunday
    DrSunday Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:12 am
    I would actually like a piece of the head
  5. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:14 am
    That`s an impressive display of cake making skill.

    I wouldn`t eat it.
  6. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:15 am
    I would hate myself for eating that baby...
  7. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:29 am
    maybe it`s some sort of bizarre symbolism...like maybe she had the baby and is missing having it inside the womb (post partum depression, maybe?) so this is symbolic of putting the child back inside of you..

    of course it will just leave again a day later. talk about a double whammy. first you give birth to the kid, then you poo out its symbol.
  8. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 8:35 am
    ...why is it bent over O.o
  9. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:35 am
    I`m pretty sure the baby is a plastic decoration that you remove before cutting the cake. Nice try tho :)
  10. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:35 am
    I`d definitely just punch it in the head.
    Maybe get my stomp on :D
  11. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 8:36 am
    looks delicious
  12. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:38 am
    .....really, cheese6969? O.o

    the child is in that position because it`s sleeping..a lot of babies sleep that way, because thy were in that same sort of position in the womb.
  13. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:38 am
    I call the baby back ribs!!
  14. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:57 am
    lol if i made a cake like that, I`d be sure to put some red candy goo inside the baby so that if they cut into it...
  15. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:00 am
    @psychgeek you are wrong, babies should never be sleeping in that way (chest faced downwards), because they have not developed enough strength to force the ribcage to expand under pressure and would therefore lead to suffocation
  16. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 9:00 am
    @cheese6969 facepalm.
  17. Profile photo of Tommasso1618
    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
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    April 24, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Thats a plastic decoration....
  18. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 9:05 am
    Looks like it is made of icing and made in a pre-formed mould. It has that shine to it you get from real icing (which you can also see on the blocks behind it). I may be wrong, but as a pastry chef I know a thing or two about cake decorating.
  19. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    April 24, 2010 at 9:05 am
    looks like soap
  20. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 9:05 am
    @ kribbe:

    first of all, i mentioned nothing about right or wrong. so please don`t tell me i am. kthanks. secondly, a lot of babies DO sleep that way, mostly because the parents do not know about the higher risk of SIDS associated with sleeping on the tummy. I for one was put to sleep on my tummy, and my mother has pictures of me sleeping in that exact position.

    I know the saying, "back to sleep, tummy to play". please actually read what I say before you comment. :)
  21. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:10 am
    I slept that way as a baby all the time ands I turned out just fine.

    oh wait a second.. I didn`t turn out fine
  22. Profile photo of Hellioness
    Hellioness Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 9:21 am
    It`s made out of fondant.
  23. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:32 am
    Exactly why I hate the idea of cakes being made into people/things. I wouldn`t eat it, because that`s not cake to me.
  24. Profile photo of Schro
    Schro Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 9:47 am
    If it`s cake then I`ll eat it.
  25. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 24, 2010 at 9:57 am
    This had to have been made in Europe, The date is dd-mm-yy. All the dates here are mm-dd-yy
  26. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Pedobear`s B-day cake
  27. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 10:35 am
    I`d probably eat the head to disgust my female friends and to be an non-nice individual, then regret it later.
  28. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 10:40 am
    the person who designed that cake and the person who had the audacity to bake it are sadistic pieces of poo.
  29. Profile photo of christchex97
    christchex97 Female 18-29
    163 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:45 am
    wow i would feel like aweful eating that. it would be too much like eating a real baby.... if real babies were made of cake
  30. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:50 am
    i`ll have a leg please
  31. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 11:15 am
    I don`t think it`s cake. It looks like a decoration on the cake, so chances are it`s fondant. And really I`ve seen worse and if you can stomach a bunch of fondant then more power to you for eating it.
  32. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:17 am
    wow i didnt realize pedobears celebrated their OWN birthdays.
  33. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:40 am
    It`s called fondant.

    Chefs do amazing things with this.
  34. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 11:46 am
    It reminds me of the pig fetus I dissected back in Biology class
  35. Profile photo of xantulis
    xantulis Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 11:49 am
    Creepy pedophile with beard :,,I will have some of that tasty ass.....yes, that`s the part".
  36. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:59 am
    except most are not chefs

    professional artist works fine
  37. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    I prefer eating real babies.
  38. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Its a cake, so I`d eat it.
  39. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    April 24, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    I love kids, preferably well done, with a side salad, and plenty of ketchup(tomato sauce for us Brits) sauce
  40. Profile photo of HappyAbes
    HappyAbes Female 18-29
    78 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    "Its a cake, so I`d eat it."

    Agreed.
  41. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Waiting for creepy uncle Pete to take a bite
  42. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 24, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    pedo bear approves! still a cool cake tho!
  43. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    I would love to eat that. It looks delicious...I`ll let you guys know if it actually tastes like the real thing. Yum. :P
  44. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Well at least it`s not lying spread eagle on it`s back right???
  45. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    April 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Too much pink. Needs chocolate baby doo-doo.
  46. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Is that supposed to be a date? 25/3/2010? Makes no sense. P.S. fondant is disgusting.
  47. Profile photo of deadmeat553
    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    I call the head! :P
  48. Profile photo of Synysteremm
    Synysteremm Female 18-29
    14 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    This looks like clay, not a cake.
    Haha :P
  49. Profile photo of Invisible2U
    Invisible2U Female 30-39
    107 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    "danielle_x:Is that supposed to be a date? 25/3/2010? Makes no sense. P.S. fondant is disgusting."

    It`s a date. Day/Month/Year. March 25, 2010
  50. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    I`ve always wondered what the hell was cute about a baby. I mean, they`re like obese hairless cats.
  51. Profile photo of Papaija
    Papaija Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    "Is that supposed to be a date? 25/3/2010? Makes no sense. P.S. fondant is disgusting."

    That`s perfectly sensible to me.

    Also,
    mmmmmmhhhh delicious baby bum.. <.<
  52. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    NO THANK YOU!
  53. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    perhapsmaybe: i agree with you, except i think that all babies look like aliens. especially newborns... they creep me the drat out *shudder* why would anyone think they are cute.
  54. Profile photo of radishboy
    radishboy Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    @invisible2U: many other countries list the day`s date before the month, instead of the month before the day like we do in the US. we would write the above date (march 25th, 2010) as "03/25/10" while they would write it "25/3/10" like it is on the cake. this is good information to know, as dates before the 13th can be misread by someone who doesn`t know. if you were in europe, you could accidentally read April 5th, 2010 (US way: 4/5/2010) as May 4th, 2010, since over there it would be written as (5/4/2010) get it? USA: M/D/Y, OTHER PLACES, BUT NOT ALL OF THEM, JUST WHICHEVER ONES DONT DO IT THE SAME WAY WE DO: D/M/Y. tada!
    oh, and contrary to what your name says, i can totally see you...
  55. Profile photo of IsmelBacn420
    IsmelBacn420 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    lmao at the caption.
  56. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Frustrated failed sculpture artist turned cake baker?
  57. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    A slippery slope to future cannabalism. YEAH!
  58. Profile photo of MrCydonia
    MrCydonia Male 30-39
    19 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Baby got back.
  59. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    oh man that is not okay lol
  60. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    So much better with Trololo
  61. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    i would not want to eat anyones ass
  62. Profile photo of king_slayer
    king_slayer Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    i would love to eat its cute little ass
  63. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    you just haven`t lived skullgrin... You just haven`t lived...
  64. Profile photo of icyfrresh
    icyfrresh Female 18-29
    68 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    Aww had it been born 2 days later it would have had the same birthday as me..
  65. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    Well, at least the entire cake is not comprised of solid waxy baby-ass. One could ask for "a slice of cake with no baby-ass, please." If there was baby-ass on it by mistake, it could be removed in much the same way as I remove mushrooms from pizza. Just because the cake has a small amount of baby-ass on it, that doesn`t mean you have to eat said baby-ass.
  66. Profile photo of deppfan63
    deppfan63 Female 40-49
    37 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    a little ass never hurt anyone !!!!!
  67. Profile photo of Imadude
    Imadude Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    Sick.But if it was a boob cake thats a different story.
  68. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    i dont think a cannibal would mind
  69. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2010 at 12:17 am

  70. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    April 25, 2010 at 1:29 am
    Depends on the flavor.
  71. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2010 at 4:20 am
    Now this cake could have made `American Pie` take a WHOLE different route...
  72. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
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    April 25, 2010 at 7:13 am
    Ok so my mom just looked over to see what I was looking at and said: I would eat the bum, now I can finnaly take a bite out of those cute baby cheeks O_O
  73. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
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    April 25, 2010 at 9:46 am
    I bet they get a lot of orders for that cake from the Vatican!
  74. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    DAMN YOU JAPAN ONCE AGAIN! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
  75. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Dont they have any negro og midget babys ? I would feninetively eat THAT cake..
  76. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2010 at 1:40 am
    Shotgun the face!
  77. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2010 at 1:58 am
    Its ass appears to have a vagina.
  78. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2010 at 4:46 am
    I don`t think it looks like a baby cake. Me thinks the size of this cake looks quite normal...
  79. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
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    May 4, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    henryhendrix- Not Japan, CakeWrecks. :3
  80. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    pedo gets out of jail celebration
  81. Profile photo of shorti3rach
    shorti3rach Female 13-17
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    June 18, 2010 at 8:02 am
    I`m getting the "2" block of cake.

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