CREEPIEST. STATUE. EVER. Part 2 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Just when we thought yesterday"s creepiest statue ever was the worst we ever saw, along comes this one...
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Female 1
so where is this statue???
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Male 440
That`s not creepy, It`s only creepy if you`ve never seen a guy getting a bj
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Male 107
her hair doesn`t match to her sitting straight up. it just wouldn`t look right. i think this statue was seriously made like this xD
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Male 2,690
Obviously finding her earring.
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Male 52
But if she was originally sitting on the bench, her hair doesn`t match
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Female 1,894
waiiiit wahat?
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Male 5,970
What`s in his hand? Looks like this wasn`t by her free will.
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Male 237
It looks like they are supposed to be alongside each other, and someone saw fit to put her in that position. If you look at the guy`s right hand, he must have that hand on her back. Hopefully, they didn`t destroy the statue too much to make them go that way, otherwise AWESOME! :)
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Male 690
Auld, lad; auld.
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Female 447
That is a skinamax style bj lol or she is supposed to be a blind chick playing sniff out the stiffy cuz she does not quite have the right angle.
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Female 1,048
Was it sponsored by the local ladies of the night in appreciation of all the business they got in that park?
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Female 526
the sculptor is so cruel! she`s forced to stand on gravel for eternity!!
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Female 956
hm.

:/
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Male 503
@Magoo22 "If she isn`t blowing him, what IS she doing?"
must be a new AXE fragrance and she`s just smelling him
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Female 113
He`s clothed so what`s going on? O_o
She`s holding out one of her arms as if she`s catching something or explaining maybe since she`s resting on her arm. As for him, he has some sort of object in his hands. I can`t tell if it`s a visor or broken off bicycle handlebars... or a pouch of some sort.
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Male 894
i cant think of anything else that she could possibly be doing in such a position, i say BLOWJOBS FTW! *rolls a joint*
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Male 660
If she isn`t blowing him, what IS she doing?
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Male 2,688
"blowjobs FTW."

I bring it to attention that as a FEMALE posting that, you better not be the type of girl who doesn`t deliver them.
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Male 503
where the fnck are people making these statues... i want to shake these peoples` hands
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Male 8,302
So.. we`ve had *2* creepiest statues in 2 days?You can only have *1* `est` of something... there cannot, for example, be two `tallest` people in the world. Fancy, I want a 500-word essay on Conjugating Verbs, first thing tomorrow morning.
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Male 599
"blowjobs FTW."

YES!
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Female 477
yesterdays was creepier
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Male 931
No way is this creepy; this man is getting head. FTW :D
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Female 3,562
I`m still waiting for you to post the statue of Pan.
Here`s a link.
Link
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Female 1,158
uh, no. this does not beat yesterday`s statue on the creepy scale. just no.

blowjobs FTW.
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Male 90
Im sorry but anyone who thinks blow jobs are creepy and not awesome either needs to turn 13, or repent for spending 1 minute on internet and not in church.
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Female 9,478
Unless his pants are unzipped, I highly doubt that she`s giving him head...
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Male 976
Yesterday`s was 100 times more creepy.
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Female 315
I think she`s weeping. You can see her hand under her face. I dunno what he`s doing there though. >.>
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Male 2,159
I don`t care if you`re being human statues, it`s still indecent.
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Male 190
Where is this from
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Female 877
they were once alive, they were shameless youngsters. they were mean, oh so mean, they have beaten their parents, they used drugs, drank alcohol like water, they were having sex everywhere..

then, one day, they saw a little girl in the park. an innocent, lost child. poor kid... they said "hey, why don`t we show her how are grown-ups having fun, yeeeaaahhh"

but she was an angel, sent down to earth to witness if they were really mean as they talked about up there. and by seeing them like that, she turned them into a statue, and said "this shall be a warning for these kinds of humans"
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Male 2,688
This isn`t a statue... Its a couple of people covered in mud. :p
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Male 25,416
Whatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 258
gigidi gigidi. heh heeeh he he aaaaaaalriiight
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Male 2,056
this isn`t creepy

@Asspenny, ever heard of a zipper?
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Female 2,352
Last one was creepier. This one seems innocent enough. .
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Male 1,347
[quote]mrmoo7272
Male, 13-17, Canada
65 Posts Sunday, April 4, 2010 12:35:27 PM
at least his pants are on?[/quote]

They`re shorts so she`s probably getting at it down the leg
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Male 240
Nope, yesterday`s was creepier. Infinitely.
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Female 812
She just tripped people jeez!
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Male 72
She`s just looking for the car keys! Get your minds out of the gutter!
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Male 668
She tripped and fell.
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Male 65
at least his pants are on?
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Male 600
tomorrow you will have an even creepier statue. so far, these don`t even look like they`re from japan.
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Male 41
lol wow
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Male 1,043
Its just a female hobo, licking some wine from a drunken sailors pants.
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Male 126
outstanding
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Male 20,194
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