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Date: 04/08/10 03:05 PM

53 Responses to Craislist: Bro Looking For Bro For A Bromance [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Sounds like someone sick of dating in the 21st century.
  2. Profile photo of MCFC89
    MCFC89 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    I like this guy seems cool. But I agree definately sounds kind of rapey.
  3. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    That shouldn`t be difficult to find in Hollywood.
  4. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    <3
  5. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    I sense loneliness. Maybe he is a nice guy who just wants a different take on life after having his own shattered in front of him, which means doing everything differently and living in a `What the heck` and `You only live once` fashion.

    Or maybe he`s a sociopath with a taste for female blood.
  6. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    bromance can lead to bro rape
  7. Profile photo of Loganp3
    Loganp3 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Reverse psychology? Wonder how many ladies responded to him with "not all girls are bad" to which he replied "prove it"...
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    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    He goes on about good grammer but can`t start a sentence with a capital letter.
  9. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    this has serial killer written all over it
  10. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    I don`t know what caused it, but reading this letter caused me to throw up, literally. And when I say literally, I mean literally, not like the way Stephanie Mayer uses literally.
  11. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    @deltaumarcus

    hahah all you can rape buffet!!!
  12. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Looks like a trap..
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    Wow, im sure hes special!
  14. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    I read this whole thing as "I have no friends. Will you be my friend?" Pathetic.
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    XxMrGuyxX Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    So, this guy just wants a friend? Cause he can`t get one? And uses the internet for it? And expects people to become friends with him?

    Gotta love creativity fails.
  16. Profile photo of AureatEagle
    AureatEagle Male 13-17
    8 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    This went right over your guys` heads, lol.. You guys have no sense of humor whatsoever.
  17. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    sounds like a pain in the ass to me

    no thanks
  18. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    I bet he`s a douche bag.
  19. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    This sounds a lot like a friend of mine.
  20. Profile photo of kelknaughty
    kelknaughty Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    this has more of a dhamery ring to it.
  21. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    He needs to learn how to use the shift key more often.
  22. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    He`s NOT gay, he says so, but methinks the bro doth protest too much.
  23. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    it`s not gay if the balls aren`t touching.
  24. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    Way to brag about your grammar but fail to use ANY capital letters while doing so.

    Really, bravo.
  25. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    Ya know... After my recent divorce, and my last few girlfriends... I know how this guy feels.
  26. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    I think I work with this guy.
  27. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Lol thats exactly whut I thought, Msieg.
  28. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    Win.
  29. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    I also thought that, Msieg007.
  30. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    His grammar actually is not alluring in any way, and having to point out how awesome you are grammatically cancels out any win you may have accrued. This guy is full of himself and a total douchebag.

    I hope he and his bromancer go live in a cave and die there.
  31. Profile photo of LULandShark
    LULandShark Female 18-29
    48 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Even as a huge English geek myself (I know of at least one regular I-A-B user who can vouch for it...), I do not find proper grammar overly alluring. I would never be all over a guy just because he generally said "I need a bromance AND I have impeccable grammar!"

    Also, all I can think of is Shane Dawson`s Lady Gaga parody, "Bad Bromance."
  32. Profile photo of derf_bag
    derf_bag Male 30-39
    9 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    You girls are doing exactly what he predicted, interpreting it as if he was putting forth his incredible ability to write, that he anounces being really, mediocre or without real worth.
  33. Profile photo of LULandShark
    LULandShark Female 18-29
    48 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    He`s bragging that he knows how to use basic rules of grammar. We`re not going all over it, we`re laughing at the reek of desperation. :D
  34. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    >lulandshark,
    its so nice to see other shane fans here too :)
  35. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    I`d love to hang with this guy. It`s hard to find some one who isn`t looking for romance or sex in everyone. Sure, I have needs, but it just doesn`t seem worth it. My parents are absolute horrible role models for relationships so I really don`t have the slightest clue how it works and I don`t even want to try.
  36. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:05 am
    i would totally hang out with this guy.

    just sayin`.
  37. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:16 am
    lol homance? i havnt heard thart one before.
    and its nice to know there are some men out there who have been burnt to a crisp by a past relationship. sometimes i feel like im damaged goods. impossible to sell. LOL
  38. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:39 am
    i can really relate to this bro
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 3:59 am
    > homance

    Homance? If that isn`t a word in general circulation already, then let The Record Show that someone here on IAB on 09Apr10 first coined this memorable word! I can`t find who xxxPinkxxx is quoting, so I guess the credit goes to her.
  40. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:44 am
    >Lionhart
    No, I agree, it`s really difficult to see from where "homance" was quoted. I mean, it`s only in the actual post.

    Yeah, right there.

    Last paragraph (and if someone defines that last "Good luck." as a paragraph, the second to last paragraph for you it is then).

    Right on the last line.

    There ya go.
  41. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:12 am
    "tight prose, proper use of commas, and ability to distinguish "it`s" from "its" and "you`re" from "your""... he forgot capitalization... but then that`s probably just being lazy cos I do that all the time lol
  42. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:19 am
    "homance" is pretty awesome, lol
  43. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 7:21 am
    "He`s bragging that he knows how to use basic rules of grammar. We`re not going all over it, we`re laughing at the reek of desperation. :D"

    What drating reek of deperation?!?! He doesn`t want a girlfriend, dammit.
  44. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:18 am
    girl`s nights out. (lol)
  45. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 9:55 am
    this makes me wish i was a bro.
  46. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Shoot, I like this guy. Want to hang out and go fishing and watch a movie with car chases and explosions and play video games till 3am and order a pizza and build something in the garage and stop at a bar and go hiking and attend a lecture and go on a road trip and...
  47. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    @derf_bag Touche
  48. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    now if it only said 420 friendly....
  49. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Swift, is this your doing?
  50. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Damn...wanna date this guy. I bet he gets tons of women like this.
  51. Profile photo of Penelopi
    Penelopi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    Maybe he and Lady Gaga can write a "bad bromance" *badump tish!* Thank you! I`ll be here all weekend! Try the veal!
  52. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 9, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    Haha, you just owned me Penelopi, but I was gonna say `Now that`s one Bro I can DEFINITELY get behind!`

    I`ll use your cymbals on the way backstage.

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