Craislist: Bro Looking For Bro For A Bromance [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

We don"t know, this guy seems cool, but it feels like a trap. A little too "rapey" for our blood.
There are 53 comments:
Male 3,631
Haha, you just owned me Penelopi, but I was gonna say `Now that`s one Bro I can DEFINITELY get behind!`

I`ll use your cymbals on the way backstage.
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Female 85
Maybe he and Lady Gaga can write a "bad bromance" *badump tish!* Thank you! I`ll be here all weekend! Try the veal!
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Female 1,260
Damn...wanna date this guy. I bet he gets tons of women like this.
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Male 141
Swift, is this your doing?
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Male 833
now if it only said 420 friendly....
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Male 153
@derf_bag Touche
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Male 5,194
Shoot, I like this guy. Want to hang out and go fishing and watch a movie with car chases and explosions and play video games till 3am and order a pizza and build something in the garage and stop at a bar and go hiking and attend a lecture and go on a road trip and...
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Female 1,077
this makes me wish i was a bro.
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Female 397
girl`s nights out. (lol)
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Male 224
"He`s bragging that he knows how to use basic rules of grammar. We`re not going all over it, we`re laughing at the reek of desperation. :D"

What drating reek of deperation?!?! He doesn`t want a girlfriend, dammit.
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Male 224
"homance" is pretty awesome, lol
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Male 509
"tight prose, proper use of commas, and ability to distinguish "it`s" from "its" and "you`re" from "your""... he forgot capitalization... but then that`s probably just being lazy cos I do that all the time lol
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Male 2,553
>Lionhart
No, I agree, it`s really difficult to see from where "homance" was quoted. I mean, it`s only in the actual post.

Yeah, right there.

Last paragraph (and if someone defines that last "Good luck." as a paragraph, the second to last paragraph for you it is then).

Right on the last line.

There ya go.
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Male 8,302
> homance

Homance? If that isn`t a word in general circulation already, then let The Record Show that someone here on IAB on 09Apr10 first coined this memorable word! I can`t find who xxxPinkxxx is quoting, so I guess the credit goes to her.
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Male 2,005
i can really relate to this bro
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Female 3,828
lol homance? i havnt heard thart one before.
and its nice to know there are some men out there who have been burnt to a crisp by a past relationship. sometimes i feel like im damaged goods. impossible to sell. LOL
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Male 891
i would totally hang out with this guy.

just sayin`.
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Female 3,562
I`d love to hang with this guy. It`s hard to find some one who isn`t looking for romance or sex in everyone. Sure, I have needs, but it just doesn`t seem worth it. My parents are absolute horrible role models for relationships so I really don`t have the slightest clue how it works and I don`t even want to try.
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Female 1,190
>lulandshark,
its so nice to see other shane fans here too :)
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Female 48
He`s bragging that he knows how to use basic rules of grammar. We`re not going all over it, we`re laughing at the reek of desperation. :D
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Male 9
You girls are doing exactly what he predicted, interpreting it as if he was putting forth his incredible ability to write, that he anounces being really, mediocre or without real worth.
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Female 48
Even as a huge English geek myself (I know of at least one regular I-A-B user who can vouch for it...), I do not find proper grammar overly alluring. I would never be all over a guy just because he generally said "I need a bromance AND I have impeccable grammar!"

Also, all I can think of is Shane Dawson`s Lady Gaga parody, "Bad Bromance."
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Female 1,677
His grammar actually is not alluring in any way, and having to point out how awesome you are grammatically cancels out any win you may have accrued. This guy is full of himself and a total douchebag.

I hope he and his bromancer go live in a cave and die there.
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Female 1,593
I also thought that, Msieg007.
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Female 4,376
Win.
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Male 1,523
Lol thats exactly whut I thought, Msieg.
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Male 506
I think I work with this guy.
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Male 2,688
Ya know... After my recent divorce, and my last few girlfriends... I know how this guy feels.
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Male 2,034
Way to brag about your grammar but fail to use ANY capital letters while doing so.

Really, bravo.
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Female 914
it`s not gay if the balls aren`t touching.
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Male 8,302
He`s NOT gay, he says so, but methinks the bro doth protest too much.
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Male 427
He needs to learn how to use the shift key more often.
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Male 11
this has more of a dhamery ring to it.
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Female 1,427
This sounds a lot like a friend of mine.
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Male 1,195
I bet he`s a douche bag.
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Male 2,229
sounds like a pain in the ass to me

no thanks
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Male 8
This went right over your guys` heads, lol.. You guys have no sense of humor whatsoever.
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Male 11
So, this guy just wants a friend? Cause he can`t get one? And uses the internet for it? And expects people to become friends with him?

Gotta love creativity fails.
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Male 3,842
I read this whole thing as "I have no friends. Will you be my friend?" Pathetic.
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Male 25,416
Wow, im sure hes special!
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Female 2,352
Looks like a trap..
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Male 5,314
@deltaumarcus

hahah all you can rape buffet!!!
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Female 160
I don`t know what caused it, but reading this letter caused me to throw up, literally. And when I say literally, I mean literally, not like the way Stephanie Mayer uses literally.
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Male 4,867
this has serial killer written all over it
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Male 349
He goes on about good grammer but can`t start a sentence with a capital letter.
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Male 112
Reverse psychology? Wonder how many ladies responded to him with "not all girls are bad" to which he replied "prove it"...
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Male 1,958
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Male 716
I sense loneliness. Maybe he is a nice guy who just wants a different take on life after having his own shattered in front of him, which means doing everything differently and living in a `What the heck` and `You only live once` fashion.

Or maybe he`s a sociopath with a taste for female blood.
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Male 1,297
<3
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Male 591
That shouldn`t be difficult to find in Hollywood.
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Male 122
I like this guy seems cool. But I agree definately sounds kind of rapey.
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Male 226
Sounds like someone sick of dating in the 21st century.
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Male 19,884
Link: Craislist: Bro Looking For Bro For A Bromance [Pic [Rate Link] - We don`t know, this guy seems cool, but it feels like a trap. A little too `rapey` for our blood.
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