Confusing Personal Lubrication Magazine Ad [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

We don"t get it... Ohhhh.
There are 194 comments:
Male 23
i agree with mise, i had the same response
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Male 3,915
you might wanna get that looked at Ms....how do you pronounce your last name? Ms. Hotdog-down-a-hallway?
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Female 299
thats some, uhh.. good lube you got there.
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Female 583
I was like "I don`t see it. Wait...it`s hardly what I think it is, is it? *checks comments* Yes, yes it is. :-/ "
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Female 118
omg that took me like 15 minutes ai
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Female 118
i dont get it
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Female 635
.........

i don`t ge-

OOOHHH!!!!

eew!!
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Male 3,076
haha XD
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Male 122
LOL OMG THAT IS JUST NAAASTY..


well sorta..

should I be aroused?
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Female 79
D:
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Male 18
I just realized what I`m seeing.

That`s... That`s just wrong.
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Female 37
@feiku

hahahaha i totally did the same thing. i`m sitting here confused as hell then all of a sudden i`m like... "oh god.." and like choked on my spit. ._.
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Male 522
haha
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Female 525
I`m sitting here staring with a big ol` confused look on my face. Then I get it.
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Female 71
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Male 721
Antix
CAPS LOCK = CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
No.
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Female 536
Normally, my childish sense of humor would find this funny, but for some reason this just strikes me as kind of icky
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Female 98
oh my goodness... ouch. where is this add from???? porn or just a really sneaky advert?
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Male 289
my girlfriend can do that....
mainly because she`s my hand ;)
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Male 12
I THOUGHT IT WAS HIGH POWER RESOLUTION >>
BTW ITS CAPSLOCK DAY
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Female 1,401
i had to read the comments to get it
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Male 838
oh... yeah... there`s a pole there... nice. that`s well lubed.
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Male 426
yah me too i looked at this and was like...what??? ...... ohhhhhhh. so funny i think 90% of the people who saw this did exactly that.
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Male 119
heh. took me a while to get it. dang that stuff works.
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Female 343
The caption was perfect on this one. Both my husband and I love this site and we both were indeed going "I dont get it" Then, "ohhhhh..." literally lol.
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Male 1,148
Oh bluddy hell that took me way too long to get.
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Male 220
one wet and one dry??
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Male 5,626
I know what TMI means! I was trying to make it worse!
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Female 444
I got it at first glance.
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Female 420
Codejockey. TMI = too much information, what has that got to do with me liking or not liking lube?
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Male 5,626
"Man....TMI."
LOL!

So... You like lube too, eh?
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Female 420
"I`m sorry guys.
This just makes me want to buy lube and use it with someone. I can`t think of any other ad that inspires me to do anything.

BBL, goint out for lube..."


Codejockey...Man....TMI.
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Female 163
OMG Lionhart2..... OMG......
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Male 5,626
I`m sorry guys.
This just makes me want to buy lube and use it with someone. I can`t think of any other ad that inspires me to do anything.

BBL, goint out for lube...
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Male 1
Reminds me of the joke about the three suicidal prostitutes. One kills herself by jumping in front of a train - takes a week to wipe up the mess. One kills herself by jumping in front of semi-trailer. Takes a month to wipe up the mess. Third one jumps off a building; lands on a fire hydrant; take a year to wipe the smile off her face...
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Male 8,300
> pip-pip666
> surely this cannot be as rude as I`m imagining? Lubrication...enormous bollard? Am I wrong?

Let`s just say those of us who couldn`t "get it" for a while should be proud of our clean minds. As for the rest of IAB that got it straight away... hmmmmm...
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Female 420
surely this cannot be as rude as I`m imagining? Lubrication...enormous bollard? Am I wrong?
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Male 63
Oooh... OW!
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Male 496
/darkferret "...is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway??"

no. it`s more like throwing a hotdog in a carcass. coz there`s no way after that. no way.
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Female 876
is it trying to say: "once dry and hard as pavement stones, after using this gel, it turned into a relaxing, smooth sea" ?
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Male 173
O.o Wow...
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Male 64
Oh poo i got it nao!
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Male 562
Took me aaaages. Well played~
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Male 690
See, she didn`t use it, and now she`s having to cool her coochie in the water.
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Female 1,199
:O
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Male 669
oh god oh god oh god
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Male 2,748
Is there still tread on the tires... Or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway??
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Female 1,048
OMG - Bandy-legged but a big smile on her face! Do ya think it`s photoshopped?
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Female 1,386

Get your spelunking gear, its cavernous in there.
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Male 8,300
> rgu3t0
> it took me a while to see it...but yet...i still kind of don`t...

I see some poles, regularly set,
Between each, the exact same space.
I can`t see one pole, but I know where it is
From the smile on the red lady`s face.

Does that help?
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Female 914
ewwwwwwww
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Female 2,549
Yauwzer!
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Female 356
That took me a minute...OW! That lube must work GREAT!
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Male 1,193
howd everyone figure that out. somg that took me forver and only got cause someone talked about columns. you guys so smart
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Male 96
it took me a while to see it...but yet...i still kind of don`t...

Then no, you never did
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Male 220
I was like: "Nope, still don`t see it... still don`t -- OH MY GOD!!!!"
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Female 112
ohhhh...
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Male 79
it took me a while to see it...but yet...i still kind of don`t...
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Female 1,043
ohhh...i can feel the pain nao x[
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Female 404
lololol
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Female 22
guaranteed that`s a white girl...... enough said
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Male 2,034
I guess it took me forever to get it because I`m good with spatial relations. She`s sitting too far back...
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Male 820
o_o
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Male 185
...click, ouch.
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Female 257
ooooooooooooooooh...........wow
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Male 17,511
That would be painfully no matter how much lube you had.
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Female 276
that took me a lot longer than it shold of, but when i saw it ZOMG!!
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Male 8,300
Jeepers, even after reading the comments and going back to the page twice, it STILL took me ages to get it. And that despite the fact that she can obviously take as much girth as my missus can ;-)
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Female 222
oh wow.
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Male 33
ZOMG!!!1111!!!
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Male 485
ewwwww
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Female 332
WHOOOOAAAAA!!! And uhhh 100% correcto mvangild
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Female 330
It took me a while... but then I just oh gawddddd. Funny :)
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Male 527
I`m gonna go out on a limb here and say that lubrication isn`t the problem in this case.
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Male 5,194
dont get it
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Female 346
Omg just got it. LOL
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Male 1,067
Pretty smart advertising (:
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Female 2,044
Oh god... *cringe*
WHY?!
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Male 101
Lol this is so epic.
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Female 1,515
Took me like 5 seconds to get it >.<...now I wish I didn`t...
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Female 956
w....t...f....
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Male 217
seen movies with this sort of thing...
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Male 1,265
I love how everyone looks at this thinking, "What is it that I`m suppose to be seeing h-... oh that`s just wrong..."
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Female 25
LOL .... Nooooo It`s WRONG ..... MMWA HA HA ....
I`m conflicted!!!
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Male 40,764
Oh! I get it now...
But it isn`t funny, not in a "haha" way. Just eeew.
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Male 363
BAM, it hit me.
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Female 275
What? I don`t...

OMG NOOOOO
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Female 2,352
Like a hot dog down a hallway.
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Male 214
hahahahahahahahaha
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Male 464
I got that in only 5 seconds. does that make me a pedofile? and also HAPPY 1ST POST ITHINKIMBORED!
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Male 699
"Our product works so well, you can fit things even bigger than a newborn baby in there!"
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Male 40
dont get it
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Female 92
well, no one is going to want to go near that for a while.
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Male 6
HOLY poo i got it after like 2 minutes, and then i finnaly looked at the poles and how there spaced and the i was like ouch>>>....<<<
X~X
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Female 682
i jst got it after like.....5 minutes.....ouch....
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Female 2,695
lawl
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Male 234
XtifnerX you notice there are a series of little posts, but one is missing... One that would be about where she is sitting...
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Male 7,834
shadowmoses, not with at lube i guess.
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Female 4,441
me thinks they are very confidant about their products preformance.
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Female 131
oh wait! ewww
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Female 41
I work at a porn store, and see all kinds of horrible porn and let me just tell you... there are people out there that could fit that in there. Look up `Naughty Alisha` and the series she does.
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Female 131
i dont get it....
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Male 522
old
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Male 421
oh god. that one took me a minute, but when I figured it out...
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Male 257
Yeah, I think she`d be bleeding pretty bad if she got THAT in there...
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Male 1,013
LOL fancylady, all I have to say is I don`t care. One day I hope to, but for right now, no... :-(
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Male 7,834
oh god, it took a second glance. hahaha.
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Male 25,416
why red? is it implying that woman have big wet holes?
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Male 13,630
spartanman - Lake of blood??? what shoe polish you sniffing there?? look for the missing post!!!
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Male 600
its not a lake of blood... just look for the pattern in the picture and assume everything is where it is supposed to be
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Male 13,630
Well, theres a new take on pole vaulting
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Female 245
the poles on the edge of the deck are freakin` huge compared to the lady parts and you may realize they are evenly spaced. In fact... there should be one right where she is sitting. Hmm...
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Male 198
To those who don`t get it, pretend that is a lake of blood.
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Male 199
hahahahahaha.. gross.
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Male 806
it may ruin the joke but can someone explain, i dont get it
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Male 953
"That`s disgusting, you know how dirty that thing is?"


Yeah.....you have to feel kind of bad for the pole.
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Male 86
Oh.... Dear.... Lord.... Why would she WANT to do that?
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Male 7,834
shes as moist as the ocean?
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Male 294
that took me a while.
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Female 587
once i got it, i cracked up
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Male 740
ohhh myyyyy
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Male 1,351
Oh lordy...
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Male 31
my god. it.. its like a black hole
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Female 277
That`s disgusting, you know how dirty that thing is?
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Female 203
Wooooooow.....ya wouldn`t be able to do that....I`mma get me some
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Male 3,819
WHOA THERE!
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Female 1,158
...ew!
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Male 4,012
Subtle... Very subtle...

I need one.
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Female 864
Q. "On the average, how long does it take for her to climax???"

A. Who cares...

Wow I bet you suck at sex .
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Male 1,958
O_O!!!
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Male 1,439
How many clowns climb out of her at the circus?
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Female 1,798
fiiza:

basically it`s saying that this lube works so well, she`ll be able to sit on a pole and won`t have any trouble getting every inch inside of her.
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Female 49
HUH? i don`t get it D:
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Male 1,013
That`d be like getting busy with a bucket of water, no fun for me! I`m sorry, but this joke has some truth to it:

Q. "On the average, how long does it take for her to climax???"

A. Who cares...
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Female 491
O.O
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Female 1,798
at first i thought it was trying to say, "with this lube you`ll make her cum buckets"...then i realized what was going on.

dear god.
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Male 10,440
Her waist is smaller than that metal thing - I forget what its called.
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Male 2,586
wow, finally a girl my size! :-)
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Male 418
the only confusing part is ... WHY ?? otherwise...yes... it is exactly what it is supposed to look like.
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Male 172
oh my dear god, is she supposed to be sitting on that dock Pylon? Holy Jesus you`d need a wet suit to hit that Lol.
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Female 60
um, i dont care how much high powered lube you use, f-ing ow.
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Female 50
Oh. Oh, dear.
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Male 22
like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
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Female 1,593
Oh my. o-o
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Male 494
LOL, took me a minute
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Male 3,482
I thought magicians never revealed their secrets...
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Male 201
I`m strangely aroused by this.
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Male 1,929
Anybody who`s interested in hitting that should tie a plank to their arse first.
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Female 57
Oh my jesus o-O
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Female 387
God I must be a prude, because I stared and stared and came up with all different kinds of ideas about what this ad was trying to say, so I decided to looked it up and now I understand but I just figured there was a dock pole mis- nevermind I`m going back to bed...
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Male 4,807
She maybe good and lubed but shes still a slut
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Male 953
"My Vagina screamed."

That has it`s own lube ....so that`s not where the pole is. :P
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Female 451
Ohh now I get it, I was feeling really stupid for a while. I think I`ll spoil the secret and tell everyone, she`s sitting on one of those columns.
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Male 2,004
i don`t think the human body is supposed to do that lol
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Male 10,855
At first I looked at the picture and then the comments and then picture again. I then realized that lube is powerful enough to stretch your---

never mind.





wow
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Male 397
ouch.
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Female 9,572
... oooooohhhhh, I get it. :)
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Male 1,256
That is really funny.
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Male 231
Wait....thats clever :) That shihat must bring a whole new meaning to the game of slip n` slide :P
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Male 41
nevermind
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Male 41
dont get it
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Male 231
That....hmmm....
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Female 123
My Vagina screamed.
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Female 2,509
O M G
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Male 2
This is from a photoshop contest on fark.com. It is not a real ad.
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Male 214
Like a toothpick entering the Grand Canyon
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Male 45
I don`t ge- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
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Male 15,510
If it says "High power" it must be good!
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Male 155
like throwing a sausage down a corridor
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Male 1,195
o.O
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Male 322
Wow
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Female 1,001
That made me cross my legs in discomfort..
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Female 4,039
That`s some powerful stuff.
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Male 191
Does it hurt?
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Male 1,231
Advertising genius! Love this ha ha
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Male 126
SLURP!! where`d it go???
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Male 126
Size Queen
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Male 39,948
ouch
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Female 3,574
omg at first I thought "... is it trying to say she is wet like an ocean?" and then I died
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Male 84
But there should be five colums
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Female 1,190
at first i was like, no really i dont ge...
OH MY GOD WHY?!
D:
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Male 806
i still dont get it
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Male 299
Oh my....
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Male 429
I remember the first time I saw this. It took a minute...
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Male 6,693
Must be some kind of lube to make that big ole thing fit.
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Male 2,703
reminds me of the joke:

3 women are sitting at a bar and bragging how loose they`ve become. first women says, "my husband can fit his whole fist inside", the second woman says, "yeah, my husband can fit TWO fists". they both look at the third woman who just smiles and slides down the bar stool.
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Male 438
BWAHAHA!! Took me a few seconds to realise but then I lolled
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Male 1,596
i`d like to see how she managed that
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Female 397
NUH UH! LOL! yuk.
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Female 654
OMG!!!
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Male 12
LOL Took me a while.
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Male 794
DAMN, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway after this. :)
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Male 716
Bunt like a cucket...
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Male 20,917
Link: Confusing Personal Lubrication Magazine Ad [Pic] [Rate Link] - We don`t get it... Ohhhh.
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