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Date: 04/28/10 08:03 AM

68 Responses to Chad Will Not Be Kicked Around Anymore [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 7:37 am
    Link: Chad Will Not Be Kicked Around Anymore - We also suspect this will be the photo used then the local news reports his inevitable killing spree.
  2. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:06 am
    hardcoooooore
  3. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:08 am
    "This is for all of those who made fun of me playing Dance Dance Revolution."
  4. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:13 am
    "He was such a nice, quiet boy... kept himself to himself, never bothered the neighbours..."
  5. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:14 am
    brutal
  6. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Stupidest weapon ever.
  7. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:16 am
    It`s the calm before the storm
  8. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2400 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:23 am
    i see those at the gun show all time....didnt know people actually bought them
  9. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:33 am
    cool, i want
  10. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:39 am
    soo cool...
    and thank you mods for getting quicker at deleting spammers :D i think if i wanted nike jordans i already would have a pair
  11. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:41 am
    ... Is he in a trailer park?
  12. Profile photo of FitzySpyder
    FitzySpyder Male 18-29
    119 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:50 am
    If he ever came at me with those he`d get a .357 round to the chest.
  13. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:02 am
    I`d be afraid of him circumsizing himself.
  14. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:05 am
    oh lawd, for like half a second i thought that was angry ginger kid and i was like FFFFFFUUUUUU!!!! D:
  15. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:07 am
    .44 in my case fitz
    but the practicality of knives like those is pretty low anyways, usually made of cheapo 420 steel and the way those mount and are balanced is lousy. wannabe ninja kit so to say.
  16. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:09 am
    "If he ever came at me with those he`d get a .357 round to the chest."

    I hate this oh you might know a martial art but how do you defend against a gun!... are you carrying it right now? do you sleep with it? do you go out to clubs with it?... seriously... the i`d just shoot him is such a lame approach :/... although i do agree on this one occasion XP
  17. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:10 am
    -... Is he in a trailer park?-

    ...He is in a trailer park.

    p.s. awesome avvy.
  18. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:23 am
    just hope you don`t get a bug fly up your nose... or maybe one of those itches in the crotch that need immediate attention... :0
  19. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:46 am
    He is posed and ready to sever his own left arm at the elbow, brilliant!
  20. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:49 am
    itchy balls will be his downfall...
  21. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:27 am
    "If he ever came at me with those he`d get a .357 round to the chest."

    If this guy took the martial arts I did, he`d have your gun in 3 pieces before you got a chance to point it at him and be elbow deep in shoving the barrel down your throat... As Ruswut said, the "I`d just shoot him" approach is kinda stupid. Though I`m sure this particular guy doesnt have the speed and dexterity to dismantle a ham sandwich, let alone a gun.
  22. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Impressive knifes there Chad. But they`re no match for my squirrel solider.
  23. Profile photo of megundo
    megundo Female 18-29
    6 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:45 am
    @anarchistgod - that is so awesome. and cute.

    and for the record. what would you EVER need those knives for??? maybe being a ninja? or an upgrade for wolverine? pretty sure chad is neither of those things...
  24. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:57 am
    LOL taylor_stone that`s EXACTLY what I was thinking chad would say! Hahahahahaha You`re funny!!
  25. Profile photo of citizen_kane
    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 11:04 am
    lol @ taylor_stone. you`re a funny mofo
  26. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Minor correction.... He`d be too busy EATING the ham sandwich to worry about dismantling it....
  27. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 11:43 am
    I want to know how they got that little outfit on the squirrel lol
  28. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 11:55 am
    they look like they`re plastic to me, his mommy prolly didn`t let him get the metal ones which should explain his sad expression
  29. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    oops, I just realized I spelled soldier wrong.
  30. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    why is it always the fat ugly kids that do this type of...oh wait...rriiiggghhttt sorry
  31. Profile photo of Exsilium
    Exsilium Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Fat fooking ninja.
  32. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1241 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    One word: Therapy!!
  33. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Always fat guys doing this. I wish there was someone actually kicking some ass in this world.
  34. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Not even that can hide the fact that he is still fat and ugly
  35. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    how many swings could he get off before uncontrollable wheezing set in?
  36. Profile photo of Litos
    Litos Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Hedanito, I`ve got similar things (one broke though), and I`m not fat :p
  37. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Ooooh.
    Pretty knives.
  38. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    oh GAWD!!!!
    RUN YOU STUPID F**KS!!!!
    RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!
  39. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    "MOM! Bring me the STEAK!!!"
  40. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Dayum, Chad, you scary.
  41. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Any word on what those things are called? I could use a pair when the zombie apocalypse comes.
  42. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    it appears the meek are getting ready
  43. Profile photo of XtifnerX
    XtifnerX Female 13-17
    131 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    anyone know where i can get some of thos?
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Chad has some cool knives!
  45. Profile photo of titmeisterx
    titmeisterx Male 18-29
    41 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    actually, i had a set exactly like those... I used id on as tree... epic fail. those things snapped like a twig. if they`re really sharp, they may work though.
  46. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    badass
  47. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Kinda like a porcupine. Just roll him over on his back to get past his defenses. He doesn`t look like the type that gets up easy.
  48. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Oh Chad. Don`t you know ninja knives are Out, Bat`leths are In.
  49. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    sadly these blades will only see action in the imagination...ok, maybe ice skates aswell...
  50. Profile photo of hog4me8
    hog4me8 Male 40-49
    89 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    Uh, this is suicide by cop just waiing to happen.
  51. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    i want those so badly...
  52. Profile photo of aj5704
    aj5704 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    I think someone played too much BloodRayne...
  53. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    Man oh man, those make *me* want to hack and slash someone. Preferably a hobo. No one cares about hobos.
  54. Profile photo of hellohello10
    hellohello10 Female 13-17
    155 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    wolverine gone fat and with onlt 1 blade
  55. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    there could only be one...sad Chad
  56. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    I`d love to see him slash himself on the third move
  57. Profile photo of CapnCaveman
    CapnCaveman Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    You can buy those at Budk.com. I`m not a spammer, just recognized them from the catalog I got two days ago in the mail. They look cool but probably fall apart on contact with the victim`s skin.
  58. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    @ani187
    I care about hobos QQ
  59. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 12:18 am
    I love how douche bags like him think because they have some cheaply crafted junk weapon that looks flashy they are instantly going to become awesome. Instead they end up looking even more retarded. He probably fell down and went to the hospital with a massive laceration right after this picture was taken or at least will are all hoping secretly that he did.
  60. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 12:28 am
    I would bet everything I own that this guy is a virgin and those are not gonna help .
  61. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:31 am
    All you have to do is dodge him a few times (won`t be hard) and he will end up killing himself for you, and it will be imensely more entertaining then just kicking his ass by yourself.
  62. Profile photo of BloodyCanker
    BloodyCanker Female 18-29
    96 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:49 am
    The blades kind of remind me of BloodRayne`s blades...ya know, the female half vampire...
  63. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 5:59 am
    Too bad he doesnt wash his hands...
  64. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 8:03 am
    I`ll bet my batleth that he hasn`t a clue how to use those
  65. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 8:41 am
    "They look cool but probably fall apart on contact with the victim`s skin."

    Arm blades like these from a place like BudK are for show only and aren`t 100% functional. HOWEVER, the REAL thing is quite functional, and with the proper knowledge of how to use them can be really deadly. People scoff at them mostly because they look so different and unusual. But even the mos odd looking weapon can be deadly in the hands of someone who knows how to use it. So while you`re laughing at someone who has a pair of these, they very well could cut you to ribbons with them.

    Again. This kid looks like he could barely use a bar of soap properly, let alone the arm blades.
  66. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 8:45 am
    "Too bad he doesnt wash his hands..."

    WIN WIN WINx10^10
  67. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Ha, he`s cool *sarcasm*

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