Chad Will Not Be Kicked Around Anymore [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

We also suspect this will be the photo used then the local news reports his inevitable killing spree.
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Male 440
Ha, he`s cool *sarcasm*
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Male 4,793
"Too bad he doesnt wash his hands..."

WIN WIN WINx10^10
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Male 2,688
"They look cool but probably fall apart on contact with the victim`s skin."

Arm blades like these from a place like BudK are for show only and aren`t 100% functional. HOWEVER, the REAL thing is quite functional, and with the proper knowledge of how to use them can be really deadly. People scoff at them mostly because they look so different and unusual. But even the mos odd looking weapon can be deadly in the hands of someone who knows how to use it. So while you`re laughing at someone who has a pair of these, they very well could cut you to ribbons with them.

Again. This kid looks like he could barely use a bar of soap properly, let alone the arm blades.
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Male 2,229
I`ll bet my batleth that he hasn`t a clue how to use those
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Female 163
Too bad he doesnt wash his hands...
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Female 96
The blades kind of remind me of BloodRayne`s blades...ya know, the female half vampire...
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Male 225
All you have to do is dodge him a few times (won`t be hard) and he will end up killing himself for you, and it will be imensely more entertaining then just kicking his ass by yourself.
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Female 864
I would bet everything I own that this guy is a virgin and those are not gonna help .
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Male 928
I love how douche bags like him think because they have some cheaply crafted junk weapon that looks flashy they are instantly going to become awesome. Instead they end up looking even more retarded. He probably fell down and went to the hospital with a massive laceration right after this picture was taken or at least will are all hoping secretly that he did.
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Male 173
@ani187
I care about hobos QQ
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Male 11
You can buy those at Budk.com. I`m not a spammer, just recognized them from the catalog I got two days ago in the mail. They look cool but probably fall apart on contact with the victim`s skin.
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Male 528
I`d love to see him slash himself on the third move
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Female 914
there could only be one...sad Chad
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Female 155
wolverine gone fat and with onlt 1 blade
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Female 4,447
Man oh man, those make *me* want to hack and slash someone. Preferably a hobo. No one cares about hobos.
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Female 30
I think someone played too much BloodRayne...
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Female 682
i want those so badly...
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Male 89
Uh, this is suicide by cop just waiing to happen.
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Male 877
sadly these blades will only see action in the imagination...ok, maybe ice skates aswell...
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Male 8,302
Oh Chad. Don`t you know ninja knives are Out, Bat`leths are In.
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Female 1,386
Kinda like a porcupine. Just roll him over on his back to get past his defenses. He doesn`t look like the type that gets up easy.
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Male 906
badass
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Male 41
actually, i had a set exactly like those... I used id on as tree... epic fail. those things snapped like a twig. if they`re really sharp, they may work though.
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Male 25,416
Chad has some cool knives!
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Female 131
anyone know where i can get some of thos?
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Male 1,596
it appears the meek are getting ready
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Male 533
Any word on what those things are called? I could use a pair when the zombie apocalypse comes.
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Male 1,081
Dayum, Chad, you scary.
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Male 286
"MOM! Bring me the STEAK!!!"
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Male 2,893
oh GAWD!!!!
RUN YOU STUPID F**KS!!!!
RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!
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Male 212
Ooooh.
Pretty knives.
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Male 11
Hedanito, I`ve got similar things (one broke though), and I`m not fat :p
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Male 487
how many swings could he get off before uncontrollable wheezing set in?
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Male 15,510
Not even that can hide the fact that he is still fat and ugly
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Male 397
Always fat guys doing this. I wish there was someone actually kicking some ass in this world.
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Female 1,313
One word: Therapy!!
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Male 134
Fat fooking ninja.
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Male 2,345
why is it always the fat ugly kids that do this type of...oh wait...rriiiggghhttt sorry
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Male 893
oops, I just realized I spelled soldier wrong.
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Male 554
they look like they`re plastic to me, his mommy prolly didn`t let him get the metal ones which should explain his sad expression
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Female 3,574
I want to know how they got that little outfit on the squirrel lol
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Male 2,688
Minor correction.... He`d be too busy EATING the ham sandwich to worry about dismantling it....
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Male 272
lol @ taylor_stone. you`re a funny mofo
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Female 443
LOL taylor_stone that`s EXACTLY what I was thinking chad would say! Hahahahahaha You`re funny!!
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Female 6
@anarchistgod - that is so awesome. and cute.

and for the record. what would you EVER need those knives for??? maybe being a ninja? or an upgrade for wolverine? pretty sure chad is neither of those things...
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Male 893
Impressive knifes there Chad. But they`re no match for my squirrel solider.
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Male 2,688
"If he ever came at me with those he`d get a .357 round to the chest."

If this guy took the martial arts I did, he`d have your gun in 3 pieces before you got a chance to point it at him and be elbow deep in shoving the barrel down your throat... As Ruswut said, the "I`d just shoot him" approach is kinda stupid. Though I`m sure this particular guy doesnt have the speed and dexterity to dismantle a ham sandwich, let alone a gun.
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Male 5,190
LOL @ Dom
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Male 4,867
itchy balls will be his downfall...
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Male 881
He is posed and ready to sever his own left arm at the elbow, brilliant!
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Male 418
just hope you don`t get a bug fly up your nose... or maybe one of those itches in the crotch that need immediate attention... :0
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Male 2,958
-... Is he in a trailer park?-

...He is in a trailer park.

p.s. awesome avvy.
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Male 1,266
"If he ever came at me with those he`d get a .357 round to the chest."

I hate this oh you might know a martial art but how do you defend against a gun!... are you carrying it right now? do you sleep with it? do you go out to clubs with it?... seriously... the i`d just shoot him is such a lame approach :/... although i do agree on this one occasion XP
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Male 2,160
.44 in my case fitz
but the practicality of knives like those is pretty low anyways, usually made of cheapo 420 steel and the way those mount and are balanced is lousy. wannabe ninja kit so to say.
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Female 1,190
oh lawd, for like half a second i thought that was angry ginger kid and i was like FFFFFFUUUUUU!!!! D:
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Female 2,509
I`d be afraid of him circumsizing himself.
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Male 119
If he ever came at me with those he`d get a .357 round to the chest.
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Male 1,195
... Is he in a trailer park?
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Male 363
soo cool...
and thank you mods for getting quicker at deleting spammers :D i think if i wanted nike jordans i already would have a pair
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Male 2,229
cool, i want
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Male 2,547
i see those at the gun show all time....didnt know people actually bought them
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Female 1,515
It`s the calm before the storm
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Male 1,106
Stupidest weapon ever.
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Male 1,357
brutal
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Male 769
"He was such a nice, quiet boy... kept himself to himself, never bothered the neighbours..."
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Male 126
"This is for all of those who made fun of me playing Dance Dance Revolution."
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Female 3,574
hardcoooooore
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Male 19,888
Link: Chad Will Not Be Kicked Around Anymore [Pic] [Rate Link] - We also suspect this will be the photo used then the local news reports his inevitable killing spree.
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