Bro, It Doesn`t Matter How Hard You Blow... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

He"s not coming back.
There are 48 comments:
Female 3,598
I used to be in marching band and this one time during a parade we were walking under a bunch of trees and the drums were all bangin as loud as they could and i think they must`ve given a squirrel a heart attack cuz it just fell straight out of the tree and laid on the ground as we walked by, it never moved.
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Female 838
KannaLilly

Can you ask him if it was meant to be a religious metaphor?
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Female 735
i saved this picture, and it was titled "trumpetsquirrel". yeah. preeeeetty sure thats a trombone.
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Male 307
I think it was stuck in the trombone and he just fired it out.
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Female 193
Of course, just viewing it as some kid madly playing his trombone at a dead squirrel is pretty chuckle-inducing as well. o.o
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Female 635
-facepalm-
I know that kid. I have nothing else to say.
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Male 4,680
Maybe if he did this during a thunderstorm, and lightning struck the trombone and passed through into the dead squirrel, he`d come back to life!

That`s how electricity works, right... right?
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Male 1,351
Until I read the comments, I didn`t get it. Afterward, I thought it was a bit funny.
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Male 275
far out, I didn`t actually get it until the bible basher explained it. That`s heaps funny.
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Male 487
" in the Last Days, there will be the sound of a trumpet, and the dead will rise again."

and he`s `sounding` a trombone, so if you REALLY want to nitpick he can`t be mocking christianity.
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Male 1,043
The title made it gay..
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Female 1,401
why does everyone have to get all offensive/defensive. can`t we all just get along? I`m a Christian and i thought it was funny.
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Female 50
i hope this is mocking christianity. it would make it so much funnier.
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Male 10,440
[quote] Oh what a surprise, yet another mock-Christians post on IAB. How original.

For those who don`t get it, in the Last Days, there will be the sound of a trumpet, and the dead will rise again.
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It certainly is original. This particular part of christianity hasn`t been mocked yet. And even if it has, are you going to deny the people what they want?
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Male 343
Tromboner blows his tromboner.
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Male 690
blow... lol
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Female 355
That`s the EXACT shirt my middle school band wore to a concert in Hershey Park last year. His wrist is covering where the logo would be, but the color is spot on.
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Female 838
"Oh what a surprise, yet another mock-Christians post on IAB. How original.

For those who don`t get it, in the Last Days, there will be the sound of a trumpet, and the dead will rise again."

Or... maybe this kid happen to think that it would be a drating funny picture with the squirrel and trombonist... and someone decided to read into it a little too far?
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Female 2,352
What a blow hard. .XD
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Male 1,054
the squirrel is only pining for the fjords, but some good ol` dixieland jazz will cheer it right up in no time
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Male 48
Oh stop whining, If I ever find myself taking everything in life as seriously as some people here, I`ll shoot myself in the face

If you don`t like what`s posted, sod off, or contribute something you do like, otherwise stop being a bloody misery and STFU
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Male 8,302
Oh what a surprise, yet another mock-Christians post on IAB. How original.

For those who don`t get it, in the Last Days, there will be the sound of a trumpet, and the dead will rise again.
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Female 99
What is it about ppl these days?

What is it about people these days? Come on it`s only three more letters.
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Male 2,893
What is it about ppl these days?
Ehhhhhhhhhh......... f**k you guys.
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Male 5,194
What is it about ppl these days?
Complaining isn`t going to bring the squirrel back.
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Male 1,266
What is it about ppl these days?

They keep making generalised remarks about humanity
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Female 536
aww, poor squirrel :( but I laughed for so long at his face
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Male 2,551
What is it about ppl these days?
They complain about people complaining.
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Male 2,332
What is it about ppl these days?

They complain about everything.
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Male 254
What is it about ppl these days
1) this pic is stupid
2) WTF is up with the caption: "Bro, It Doesn`t Matter How Hard You Blow"....dumbest caption EVER!!!
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Male 191
squaids
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Male 13,630
darkgear6 - what you or the post?
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Male 1,378
old
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Male 894
dumb...
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Male 13,630
``Harry Potter tries the trombolasquirrelresurectum`` spell
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Female 28
well...damn
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Male 612
I don`t know why this is so funny...LMAO!!!
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Male 10,855
@SomeShoes
ZING!
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Male 25,417
riiiggghhhhtttt!
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Male 4,867
death by TROMBOON?
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Male 2,056
that`s what she said
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Male 614
Way to make a funny pic sad, IAB.
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Male 40,277
He`s not dead, he`s just resting...
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Male 4,014
I can just picture him playing that comedic sounding "waaaah, waaaaaaaah."
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Male 554
CPR- you`re doing it wrong
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Male 90
Oh wow... I was not expecting something that sad....
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Male 1,357
LMAO!
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Male 20,825
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