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Category: Weird
Date: 04/06/10 07:02 AM

55 Responses to Bat-Poo Crazy German Kids Show

  1. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    Link: Bat-Poo Crazy German Kids Show - Move over Japan, Germany is stepping up the the plate with this bizarre children`s show.
  2. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Supertoll! :D
  3. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:03 am
    Yeeeeah. They look pretty darn "crazy with happiness"...or maybe that should be plain old crazy...
  4. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:06 am
    Can any Germans confirm that this isn`t a parody or advert and is a legitimate kid`s show?

    Oh and 2900th post whoopee.
  5. Profile photo of lundyjack
    lundyjack Female 18-29
    102 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:15 am
    wtf
  6. Profile photo of 100stories
    100stories Female 18-29
    59 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:33 am
    The man in the grey leotard makes me feel a little bit sick. :(
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Just to think this would be our regular teletubbies if Germany won the war
  8. Profile photo of upyours83
    upyours83 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:55 am
    @gorgack2000:
    I am german and that is not an actual childrens program. The actors speak german with a horrible eastern european accent - seems to be some kind of creepy parody.
  9. Profile photo of DanteInferno
    DanteInferno Female 18-29
    61 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Those dancers clearly do not have the bodies to be wearing outfits like that
  10. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:02 am
    Was the man/woman in the purple suit a tranny?

    I saw a bulge as well as chesticles.
  11. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:05 am
    Now is ze time on Sprockets ven VE DANCE!!!
  12. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    318 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:15 am
    It`s like the dude in the orange was leering at whoever was behind the camera
  13. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    April 6, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Levels of insanity:
    1. Nutty
    2. Crazy
    3. Insane
    4. Bat-Sh*t Insane
    5. Japanese Insane

    Meh. This show barely rates a 2.
  14. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:18 am
    I almost wonder if this was a Gushers commercial. Viral marketing maybe.
  15. Profile photo of otku
    otku Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:55 am
    "I almost wonder if this was a Gushers commercial. Viral marketing maybe."

    I am pretty sure that it was. first of all, as somebody mentioned before their accent is really obvious and then there are various typos in the credits. in addition, there is no such channel as the one mentioned at the end.
    oh, and I think you can`t even buy gushers in germany.

    it may be kinda funny, but also generic in its wtf*ckery: take some weird people and make them dance in a weird way. meh. been there, done that.
  16. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:00 am
    "I am pretty sure that it was. first of all, as somebody mentioned before their accent is really obvious and then there are various typos in the credits. in addition, there is no such channel as the one mentioned at the end.
    oh, and I think you can`t even buy gushers in germany."

    How about you just appreciate the joke instead of analyzing endlessly to find the slightest flaw. OK? Thanks.
  17. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:00 am
    I`m literally crying from laughing at the dancers. WTF??? GOOOOSHERS. LOLLLLLLLLLLL
  18. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Lol the orange guy does NOT look like he`s going crazy with happiness O.o
  19. Profile photo of Grogg
    Grogg Female 18-29
    47 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:12 am
    German kids are really easily entertained!
  20. Profile photo of happy_jihad
    happy_jihad Male 40-49
    9 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:41 am
    bwahahaha....white people dancing...lmbo
  21. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2010 at 11:42 am
    no way in hell this is real. i agree with those who are saying it is a viral ad.
  22. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:53 am
    it`s not real.. I am from germany.. and they speak german with a really bad accent.. like netherlands or russian people trying to speak german or something.. so in conclusion.. I don`t know the product.. never seen it and I don`t know the show host.. and I never heard of a show like that.. it`s fake
  23. Profile photo of kamtschatka
    kamtschatka Male 18-29
    42 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Really funny commercial(??), but too bad it`s not real.
    They all have an accent, the credits are total garbage(frauenverstehe=someone who understands what women really mean, warmduscher=someone who only showers with warm water) and the tv station does not exist...
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    thats different!
  25. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Ha ha! I think it said the dog is named Von Spotz!
  26. Profile photo of dioxin
    dioxin Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    its an ad. or fake. but being german i actually feel offended by this, since its totallly stupid.
  27. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    woah.....is this for real??? Germany could NEVER be as perverse as Japan. YOU HAVE SMUTTED GERMANY BY POSTING THIS SLANDER!!!
  28. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    i love how skinny the guy in the white`s legs were.:-D
  29. Profile photo of XtifnerX
    XtifnerX Female 13-17
    131 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    thats gross
  30. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    wth?
  31. Profile photo of sherrychick
    sherrychick Female 18-29
    126 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    omg the skinny guy in greyyyyy
  32. Profile photo of DARTHCHADLY
    DARTHCHADLY Male 30-39
    16 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    It`s like Jolly Farm from Family Guy on acid. Hahaha!
  33. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Phew, thank goodness it`s fake. ._.
    But why make it at all?
    I`m thouroughly creeped. >_>
  34. Profile photo of xDousenx
    xDousenx Male 13-17
    143 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    And how do the gushers make you feel?
    WTF??
  35. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Gangbanger??

    I presume it`s a gay gangbang he`s off to there then.


  36. Profile photo of thepinkturtl
    thepinkturtl Female 13-17
    10 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    It`s not German lol It`s a show making fun of Germany, my German teacher showed us this video soo many times. To this day I still laugh :)
  37. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    @sherrychick, he`s ma favorite! YAYAYA
  38. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    "omg the skinny guy in greyyyyy"

    OMG I KNOW!!! :-O
  39. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Somehow this is an ad.
  40. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    hello, I am Dieder, and welcome to Sprockets.....
  41. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    hello, I am Dieder, and welcome to Sprockets..... and now is the time in the show where we Dance!
  42. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    "hey, since we cant find any legit actors, lets go downtown and pick up some crackmonkeys. ITS FOOLPROOF!"
  43. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    what the hell did i just watch
  44. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:58 pm
    my name is elfrida
  45. Profile photo of Lednar
    Lednar Male 18-29
    109 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 12:01 am
    Oh My God! There must be something wrong with this.
  46. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 12:33 am
    Watching this just before bed...not such a good idea. Creepy weird - going to give me nightmares.
  47. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 12:49 am
    haha loved it
  48. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 3:11 am
    Reminds me of SNL skit "Sprockets" with Mike Myers. "Und now ist ze time on Sprockets ven ve dance!"
  49. Profile photo of Dylan_Dog
    Dylan_Dog Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 5:17 am
    the guy in orange is going to haunt me forever and ever... Eeep!
  50. Profile photo of pottersclay
    pottersclay Female 30-39
    108 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 5:33 am
    ~~ "Reminds me of SNL skit "Sprockets" with Mike Myers. "Und now ist ze time on Sprockets ven ve dance!""~~

    yeah, I really didn`t get that skit until now that I realize that could be for real. Scary and hilarious~beautiful German show combo.
  51. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 9:13 am
    I`m living in germany right now and never seen this bahaha, although i don`t watch much tv. I`ll look out for it.
  52. Profile photo of mscott121279
    mscott121279 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Just when you thought orange was a bad enough color...
  53. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    it`s not a real show, it`s an advertisment by america`s general foods corporation for the german release of "gushers" candy.

    the full info can be found here:
    http://www.kinderkreistv.com/
  54. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    haha, only german d-bags would name some elfrida XD
  55. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    November 5, 2010 at 2:08 am
    gushers make go go crazy with happiness too :)

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