Another Odd Craiglist Ad: Stolen Flashdrive [Pic]

Submitted by: ferdyfred 6 years ago Weird

After all that flashdrive has gone through, is this guy really sure he wants it back?
There are 79 comments:
Male 315
I am speechless.... thank god I can still type though.

Someone should warn that man he just got all his private info jacked.
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Male 167
The flash drive was bigger than he, perhaps.
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Male 628
its his fault for getting such an erotic flash drive
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Female 11
I bet he was so turned on seeing his flash drive inside her.
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Female 914
more of these please, they make my day.
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Female 1,894
hahah sexrit agent much?
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Male 327
Wow, what an elaborate way to steal someones flash drive AND get laid
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Male 690
The only fad is morons posting these fake things on Craplist and morons reposting to boards
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Male 794
sonoffabeech, dude she is a liar, she has seen the breakfast club, case closed
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Male 155
Sounds like a crazy woman... I bet she thought this dude was part of some elaborate cover up conspiracy theory type stuff. She figured that he had all the files she needed on his flash drive and this was the only way for her to get it...
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Female 104
paddy no further back 5 inch floppys.
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Male 1,678
hahaha this coulda been even funnier 15 years ago .. when 3 1/2 inch floppys were kings
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Male 212
Thief.
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Male 784
Flash Fetishist.
Classic!
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Female 318
OMGWTFBBQ...WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? O.O I, like the owner of the flash drive, am confused, but I don`t feel too forgiving...I`d want my flashdrive back and to hell with that psycho...
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Male 291
she was a SPY!!
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Male 108
I prefer the isopropyl method lion =P
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Male 8,302
> deeplick
> Ive dropped mine in water and ran them over and had them still worked

Over the years many people have asked me what the best way of cleaning their keyboard/computer/tv etc is - because electricity doesn`t just get dusty, it ATTRACTS dust. I always tell them to wash them in the bathtub with a soft-bristled paintbrush (camelhair, NOT plastic bristles), and their reaction is always the same lol. Fact is, there`s nothing magical about electrical circuits - provided you dry them out thoroughly before plugging in again (I recommend a day on top of the house`s hot water cylinder), they work fine.
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Male 2,005
maybe its a robot
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Male 48
flash drive for sex? I`m in!
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Female 50
mayb he had sum excellent episodes of the o.c on there.
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Male 234
akinis flash drives are quite hardy. Ive dropped mine in water and ran them over and had them still worked. Plus if this was real, which I doubt it is, you never know it could have very important information on it.
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Female 654
something is fishy here.....
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Male 535
@h0ax and @ makeanoise HAHA!

On topic, um..... Flash drives are cheap. I think I`d just buy a new one. I have a feeling this one would not work anymore.
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Male 92
this stinks of fish and corporate espionage. That is just the kind of thing a professional spy would do to smuggle information.
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Male 2,510
Maybe she needed to flash her BIOS.
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Male 8,302
> makeanoise
> shes blond she probably needs something that can store things more than her brain

A block of wood would have sufficed then.
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Male 2,510
lmfao! too funny!
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Female 1,190
haha i think makeanoise gets the comment win so far! :D
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Male 1,523
What`s with all the perverted IMVU ads? -.-
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Male 20
(might offend.....don`t care") shes blond she probably needs something that can store things more than her brain
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Male 8,302
She heard all about this CyberSex thingy and thought she`d give it a try.
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Male 988
LOL WTF?
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Male 231
hahahahaha!
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Female 665
Oh poo I live in Lancaster, PA. I will never look at a Rebecca the same way ever again.
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Female 64
Very simple sir the woman you had a fling with is a cyborg from space your flash drive is halfway to Mars sorry
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Male 286
she was obviously a russian spy! who hasn`t seen the breakfast club before? THE RUSSIANS!
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Male 363
"wasn`t this on gizmodo like, a week ago? still pretty funny nontheless."

The posting date on IAB doesn`t always correspond to the submission date, some links appear the day after being submitted and some appear two weeks later.
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Male 4,793
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Couldn`t have said it better myself. A flash drive isn`t worth stealing, sheesh."

u r right. but the information might be.
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Male 119
GothicQueen, she probably loaded his flash drive will a bunch of his important data. Bank statements, things like that.
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Male 155
Wait... What? What?! ROFLMAO
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Male 3,915
i would not have let her walk away...
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Male 100
wasn`t this on gizmodo like, a week ago? still pretty funny nontheless.
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Female 709
Sounds like he slept with a hobo in need of something to sell for extra cash... Fail...
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Female 13
@GothicQueen:

Couldn`t have said it better myself. A flash drive isn`t worth stealing, sheesh.
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Female 4,376
Maybe i`m desensitized but the only thing I could think of reading this whole thing was "why would she steal a flashdrive?" and then followed by "why wouldn`t he follow her out the door and demand it back". Call me kooky but if I was with a girl and saw her do something like that and then walk out the door I would get in front of her and demand her to remove the drive from her cooch or pull down her panties and reach in there myself and get it.
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Male 7,585
she was a spy stealing your information man.
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Female 497
He must like it if he wants to see here again.

Whatever tickles your pickle..
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Male 1,417
Not a very good secret agent
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Male 25,416
Could be a terminator? maybe!
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Male 149
Wow, nubblins, you are lame.
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Female 446
....my sister`s name is Rebecca, and she has long blonde hair, and she lives in Philadelphia......
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Female 914
there is no intelligent response to this.
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Female 427
I wonder if it actually worked when she took it home..
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Male 4,867
god bless america
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Female 718
There`s a spy sapping my flash drive!
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Male 330
Nice Wellzee xD
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Male 176
LMAO @wellzee
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Male 3,314
"you wouldn`t want that back, it probably has a virus"

CLEVER! Made me LOL for real!
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Female 1,743
Probably an evil alien robot downloading his datas. :o
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Female 3,727
No way...
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Male 126
you wouldn`t want that back, it probably has a virus
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Male 2,893
@ dj1ipo......dijipo....whatever
i think she was trying to steal it.
not masturbate with it.
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Female 1,677
Hm. What an odd encounter that must have been.

I wonder what was so special about that flashdrive that she to felt the need to shove it up her wazoo.

She`s probably in the CIA or something and he had international terrorist secrets on it. That is the ONLY explanation.
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Male 757
lol @ longhorns fan
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Male 1,266
lol @ longhornsfan
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Male 1,195
It`s his fault for letting her leave after seeing her take it...
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Male 10,845
WTFotW!
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Male 134
"I am confused" That`s all that guy can say?

She`s now got "Private Information" in there... :)
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Male 93
lol I read this about a week ago =p
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Male 15,510
Correct me if im wrong, but the guaranty of the flashdrives doesnt includes damages due vaginal fluids?
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Male 134
snatched

hahaha da dum chhhh
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Male 2,440
This Rebecca person is either working for some spy agency out for the info on this guy`s computer... or she`s just kinky.
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Male 10,440
I wouldn`t want it back, unless it meant more sex, or if it was one of those expensive 32Gb drives.
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Male 49
A normal person would have asked for his flashdrive back BEFORE she left.

Either "obvious fake is obvious" or "retarded dude is retarded"
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Male 239
Oh lol...did she forget to take it out of her vag?
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Male 6
she was just an identity thief all along
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Male 3,255
Holy drat.
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Male 13,624
Link: Another Odd Craiglist Ad: Stolen Flashdrive [Pic] [Rate Link] - After all that flashdrive has gone through, is this guy really sure he wants it back?
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