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Date: 04/27/10 12:06 PM

79 Responses to Another Odd Craiglist Ad: Stolen Flashdrive [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    Link: Another Odd Craiglist Ad: Stolen Flashdrive - After all that flashdrive has gone through, is this guy really sure he wants it back?
  2. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Holy drat.
  3. Profile photo of meekrob
    meekrob Male 30-39
    6 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    she was just an identity thief all along
  4. Profile photo of dijipo
    dijipo Male 13-17
    239 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    Oh lol...did she forget to take it out of her vag?
  5. Profile photo of MG6
    MG6 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    A normal person would have asked for his flashdrive back BEFORE she left.

    Either "obvious fake is obvious" or "retarded dude is retarded"
  6. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    I wouldn`t want it back, unless it meant more sex, or if it was one of those expensive 32Gb drives.
  7. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    This Rebecca person is either working for some spy agency out for the info on this guy`s computer... or she`s just kinky.
  8. Profile photo of longhornsfan
    longhornsfan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    snatched

    hahaha da dum chhhh
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Correct me if im wrong, but the guaranty of the flashdrives doesnt includes damages due vaginal fluids?
  10. Profile photo of Exsilium
    Exsilium Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    "I am confused" That`s all that guy can say?

    She`s now got "Private Information" in there... :)
  11. Profile photo of KoW210
    KoW210 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    lol I read this about a week ago =p
  12. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    WTFotW!
  13. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    It`s his fault for letting her leave after seeing her take it...
  14. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    lol @ longhornsfan
  15. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    lol @ longhorns fan
  16. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Hm. What an odd encounter that must have been.

    I wonder what was so special about that flashdrive that she to felt the need to shove it up her wazoo.

    She`s probably in the CIA or something and he had international terrorist secrets on it. That is the ONLY explanation.
  17. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    @ dj1ipo......dijipo....whatever
    i think she was trying to steal it.
    not masturbate with it.
  18. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    you wouldn`t want that back, it probably has a virus
  19. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    No way...
  20. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Probably an evil alien robot downloading his datas. :o
  21. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    "you wouldn`t want that back, it probably has a virus"

    CLEVER! Made me LOL for real!
  22. Profile photo of koolmole
    koolmole Male 18-29
    176 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    LMAO @wellzee
  23. Profile photo of FoSchizle
    FoSchizle Male 18-29
    323 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Nice Wellzee xD
  24. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    There`s a spy sapping my flash drive!
  25. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    god bless america
  26. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    I wonder if it actually worked when she took it home..
  27. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    there is no intelligent response to this.
  28. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    ....my sister`s name is Rebecca, and she has long blonde hair, and she lives in Philadelphia......
  29. Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Wow, nubblins, you are lame.
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Could be a terminator? maybe!
  31. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Not a very good secret agent
  32. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    she was a spy stealing your information man.
  33. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    He must like it if he wants to see here again.

    Whatever tickles your pickle..
  34. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Maybe i`m desensitized but the only thing I could think of reading this whole thing was "why would she steal a flashdrive?" and then followed by "why wouldn`t he follow her out the door and demand it back". Call me kooky but if I was with a girl and saw her do something like that and then walk out the door I would get in front of her and demand her to remove the drive from her cooch or pull down her panties and reach in there myself and get it.
  35. Profile photo of Fyraen
    Fyraen Female 13-17
    13 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    @GothicQueen:

    Couldn`t have said it better myself. A flash drive isn`t worth stealing, sheesh.
  36. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Sounds like he slept with a hobo in need of something to sell for extra cash... Fail...
  37. Profile photo of gshockx21
    gshockx21 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    wasn`t this on gizmodo like, a week ago? still pretty funny nontheless.
  38. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    i would not have let her walk away...
  39. Profile photo of WizardofCOR
    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Wait... What? What?! ROFLMAO
  40. Profile photo of FitzySpyder
    FitzySpyder Male 18-29
    119 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    GothicQueen, she probably loaded his flash drive will a bunch of his important data. Bank statements, things like that.
  41. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    "
    Couldn`t have said it better myself. A flash drive isn`t worth stealing, sheesh."

    u r right. but the information might be.
  42. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    "wasn`t this on gizmodo like, a week ago? still pretty funny nontheless."

    The posting date on IAB doesn`t always correspond to the submission date, some links appear the day after being submitted and some appear two weeks later.
  43. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    she was obviously a russian spy! who hasn`t seen the breakfast club before? THE RUSSIANS!
  44. Profile photo of mayasplee1
    mayasplee1 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Very simple sir the woman you had a fling with is a cyborg from space your flash drive is halfway to Mars sorry
  45. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Oh poo I live in Lancaster, PA. I will never look at a Rebecca the same way ever again.
  46. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    hahahahaha!
  47. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    LOL WTF?
  48. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    She heard all about this CyberSex thingy and thought she`d give it a try.
  49. Profile photo of makeanoise
    makeanoise Male 13-17
    20 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    (might offend.....don`t care") shes blond she probably needs something that can store things more than her brain
  50. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    What`s with all the perverted IMVU ads? -.-
  51. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    haha i think makeanoise gets the comment win so far! :D
  52. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    lmfao! too funny!
  53. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    > makeanoise
    > shes blond she probably needs something that can store things more than her brain

    A block of wood would have sufficed then.
  54. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    Maybe she needed to flash her BIOS.
  55. Profile photo of eclsage
    eclsage Male 18-29
    92 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    this stinks of fish and corporate espionage. That is just the kind of thing a professional spy would do to smuggle information.
  56. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    @h0ax and @ makeanoise HAHA!

    On topic, um..... Flash drives are cheap. I think I`d just buy a new one. I have a feeling this one would not work anymore.
  57. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    something is fishy here.....
  58. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    akinis flash drives are quite hardy. Ive dropped mine in water and ran them over and had them still worked. Plus if this was real, which I doubt it is, you never know it could have very important information on it.
  59. Profile photo of funkypants
    funkypants Female 18-29
    50 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    mayb he had sum excellent episodes of the o.c on there.
  60. Profile photo of yitani
    yitani Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    flash drive for sex? I`m in!
  61. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    maybe its a robot
  62. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    > deeplick
    > Ive dropped mine in water and ran them over and had them still worked

    Over the years many people have asked me what the best way of cleaning their keyboard/computer/tv etc is - because electricity doesn`t just get dusty, it ATTRACTS dust. I always tell them to wash them in the bathtub with a soft-bristled paintbrush (camelhair, NOT plastic bristles), and their reaction is always the same lol. Fact is, there`s nothing magical about electrical circuits - provided you dry them out thoroughly before plugging in again (I recommend a day on top of the house`s hot water cylinder), they work fine.
  63. Profile photo of Harleq
    Harleq Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:08 am
    I prefer the isopropyl method lion =P
  64. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:04 am
    she was a SPY!!
  65. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:57 am
    OMGWTFBBQ...WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? O.O I, like the owner of the flash drive, am confused, but I don`t feel too forgiving...I`d want my flashdrive back and to hell with that psycho...
  66. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 3:27 am
    Flash Fetishist.
    Classic!
  67. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 4:13 am
    Thief.
  68. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 4:50 am
    hahaha this coulda been even funnier 15 years ago .. when 3 1/2 inch floppys were kings
  69. Profile photo of robinm1chell
    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 7:19 am
    paddy no further back 5 inch floppys.
  70. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Sounds like a crazy woman... I bet she thought this dude was part of some elaborate cover up conspiracy theory type stuff. She figured that he had all the files she needed on his flash drive and this was the only way for her to get it...
  71. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:16 am
    sonoffabeech, dude she is a liar, she has seen the breakfast club, case closed
  72. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 11:16 am
    The only fad is morons posting these fake things on Craplist and morons reposting to boards
  73. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Wow, what an elaborate way to steal someones flash drive AND get laid
  74. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    hahah sexrit agent much?
  75. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    more of these please, they make my day.
  76. Profile photo of helvete_
    helvete_ Female 13-17
    11 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 9:44 am
    I bet he was so turned on seeing his flash drive inside her.
  77. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 7:11 am
    its his fault for getting such an erotic flash drive
  78. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 8:26 am
    The flash drive was bigger than he, perhaps.
  79. Profile photo of Lucky2u
    Lucky2u Male 18-29
    315 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 1:43 am
    I am speechless.... thank god I can still type though.

    Someone should warn that man he just got all his private info jacked.

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