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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 11:46 am
    Link: Another Depressing Handwritten Bathroom Note - Oh great, one more thing girls don`t like touching...
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    genghiskhan Male 30-39
    138 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Thta`s what SHE said
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    Silverfalcon Male 13-17
    147 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 11:57 am
    "Girls do not want to touch it"
    And that means guys should? I hate it when women complain about the seat being up; if you want it down then put it down yourself!
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    do they want us to wipe them too? I mean we`re doing YOU a favor by lifting it.

    the way it was in my house growing up (6 boys 2 girls) if the girls wanted a pee-free seat they had to lift it after using.
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    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    yeah, like that would ever work...
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    Keelouna Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    But they`ll sit on it?
  7. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Oh Man.
    What next, Turn off the Tap when your done?
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    TheSnowSheep Male 18-29
    120 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    I agree with IkeRay.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    "Oh Man.
    What next, Turn off the Tap when your done?"

    At this rate soon theyll demand for us to flush
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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    What is the difference between your hand and ass touching it? Your hand is exposed to more germs than your ass so there is a contradiction here you want your butt to touch it and not your hands should be the other way around or at the very least both shouldn`t touch it.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    If she wants the seat down, it will stay down, even for when I piss...

    Pee on it enough and she will shut up when you leave it up.
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    bobaah_mc Male 18-29
    105 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    I hope the note back was simple in it`s F-off-ness
  13. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    It all depends on whos toilet it is. who owns this mofo
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Oh, right, yeah, sorry, because I forgot that guys LOVE touching toilet seats. When I have to go to I`ll be sure to lift the seat for myself and then put it back down for you. No, that was sarcasm. Why don`t I leave the seat up, and when you take a piss, you can put the seat down for yourself and then lift it back up when you`re done for me. That remark probably pissed you off, didn`t it? Yeah, doesn`t sound fair at all, does it? I have an idea, how about when I have to take a piss, I`ll put the toilet seat up for MYSELF, and when you have to take a piss, you can put it down for YOURSELF. It`s called equality. Get used to it.
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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    if they want it down they can put it down. its not that hard to look where youre going and notice if the seats down or not. guys dont want to touch it either but you dont hear them shrieking and getting all upset over pointless crap like that.
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    clancy54 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Women now a days! Whats this world coming too? Oh...wait... nevermind.
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    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    i am a girl and agree with all the guys. they need the seat up, we need it down. big deal, stop complaining -.-
  18. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Women #1: Seat down
    Women #2: Seat down
    Men #1: Seat up
    Men #2: Seat down

    Yeah, I can see now how the default should be seat up. Right on.
  19. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    we have to lift the seat after you ladies, you ladies have to lower the seat after us men. we do equal amounts of work.

    well most of the time, unless there are some guys out there that like to do #2 with the seat up.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    In my college days I spent a semester as the only man living in a house with four female roommates.

    My response to the toilet seat up or down dilemma was not just put the seat back down, but CLOSE THE LID TOO.

    If I was going to have to put something down AFTER using the can, they were sure as hell going to have to lift something UP.
  21. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    LOL! Beautiful description.
  22. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Nice note now some guy is just going to pee on the seat to spite you.
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Really?

    ... This is getting 1 star out of 4. -_-; It`s not amusing at all, and didn`t we *just* have these debates a couple days ago on another girl vs boy toilet issue? Ugh.
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    xxFlintxx Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Why do women insist that men must put the seat down? If men and women are truly equal then each party should be responsible for the seat position at the time of use.

    To combat this inequality I always pee on the seat if it is down.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    >>Oh great, one more thing girls don`t like touching...

    *sigh* Yeah, I know what you mean.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    I sat with the seat up (at work) yesterday...
    Holy Frickin Jebus the Jew was it cold and whet!!!

    I forgot to look...my fault.

    The moral is... LOOK then SIT !!!
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    osirisascend.... WB and LOL 2 your comment
  28. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    you dont like touching it, but youll sit on it? makes 0 sense.
  29. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    > xxFlintxx
    > To combat this inequality I always pee on the seat if it is down.

    Amen bro. Funny how the complaints stop pretty quickly after you start doing that, isn`t it?
  30. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Men should just pee sitting down. It solves everything.
  31. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    "Men should just pee sitting down. It solves everything."

    XD True, true.
  32. Profile photo of rawrarrg
    rawrarrg Female 18-29
    120 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    I`ve realized that it isn`t the seat being up that bugs me, it`s when there`s piss on the seat or anywhere that isn`t in the bowl.
  33. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    GRRR people! Just shut up and do your business!
  34. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    all in all unless your toilet seat weighs more than you can handle, get the f*ck over it.
  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    Hey, We guys don`t piss n moan about putting the seat back up after you women are done and we have to touch it too !
  36. Profile photo of nonickforme
    nonickforme Male 30-39
    36 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    What the heck is a toilet "seat"?

    I mean, I`m not a savage: I know about the pee-ring that cascades urine into the bowl so that you don`t have to do it yourself. I also know how to use the three shells, but what is this? It sounds uncivilized.
  37. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    241 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    Use your feet. I never touch a toilet bowl unless I`m in my own bathroom and don`t have shoes on in which case I only touch it with the bottom of my feet. It`s effective... do it.
  38. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    241 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    I also touch it with mah buttcheeks.
  39. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    If I saw this I`d take a big dump in the sink instead.
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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    this is why i just use whatever empty 40 bottle within reach.
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    aninred Female 18-29
    113 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    Wow... I apologize on behalf of girls... because these ones are really lazy wusses. They complain about touching it with their hands when they`re just gonna sit their ass on it... and then guys have to lift it after. :/ It`s not that hard to look before you sit, even though some call it common courtesy to put it back down, I`m just happy you didn`t piss all over the seat in the first place.
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    alk3v Male 18-29
    341 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    So it`s OK for men to be touching it every time we need to piss?
  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    > MrsPoods
    > Men should just pee sitting down. It solves everything.

    Maybe if toilets were made with enough room to do that safely, they would. You can bring this all back to the manufacturers - any man who sits down is lucky to have enough room to squeeze the equipment down, let alone the fact it splashes off the bowl wall straight back at him.
  44. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Lionhart just said everything that needs to be said about the peeing sitting down for guys spiel.
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    snailslime Female 18-29
    90 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    lol @ lionhart..your comments always make me laugh
  46. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    If i am in a public restroom I never sit down to pee. I hover or if i am wearing a skirt, I stand :)
    So leave the seat up all you want guys!
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    So, why should we like touching the seat better than chicks do?

    Besides, what kind of dirty skank would sit on an unwashed public toilet seat anyway? If I absolutely HAVE to, before i go in the stall, I grab 3 paper towels: 1 with soap and water, 1 with plain water, and 1 dry. Then I wash, rinse and dry the seat. It takes about 30 sec. and it`s much more hygienic than paper covers or TP. (Old football knees don`t hover.)

    LH, I don`t know what they have down in the land of clockwise toilets, but up here you can get toilets with elongated bowls. Most commercial toilets here are built that way, too.

    That being said, sitting to pee is as gay as the San Francisco May Day parade.
  48. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    Men should just pee sitting down. It solves everything.

    It makes no sense because if a person is bothered by touching the seat with their hands, which they can wash afterwards, why would they not be bothered by touching it with their underwear and/or thighs, neither of which they can easily wash afterwards?

    It`s worse because:

    i) It`s more inconvenient.
    ii) There`s a good chance of touching the inside of the toilet with the end of his penis. Would you fancy wiping the most sensitive parts of your genitals against the inside of a used toilet bowl?
    iii) One of three things will happen, depending on angel. Urine will spray back hard from the toilet bowl and splatter his genitals with a fine mist or he will pee under the seat onto the floor or he`ll get splashback from the water onto his genitals. The last will also hurt as it requires peeing with a kink forced into his penis.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    On the plus side, thinking that men should pee sitting doesn`t show the casual dismissal of men as inferiors that`s shown by thinking like that shown in this note. Unless the woman knows why sitting peeing down is a bad idea for men, of course, as any woman who`s read this thread now knows.

    Peasants, handle the toilet seat for your mistress because she doesn`t want to and you`re just peasants so your wishes don`t matter!

    Just the thing for an equal relationship, no?
  50. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    Men should just pee sitting down. It solves everything.

    Do like Grandpa not like Sis, Stand up to take a piss.
  51. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    "GIRLS, please put the seat back up. Guys dont want to touch it!"
  52. Profile photo of chillywhack
    chillywhack Male 40-49
    161 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    "On the plus side, thinking that men should pee sitting doesn`t show the casual dismissal of men as inferiors that`s shown by thinking like that shown in this note."

    Am I the only one who read this sentence repeatedly and still don`t understand it?
  53. Profile photo of chillywhack
    chillywhack Male 40-49
    161 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    Ladies, ladies ladies....
    Use your foot to put the toilet seat down.
  54. Profile photo of banjolegs
    banjolegs Male 30-39
    176 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    oh oh oh I don`t want to touch the seat it`s horrid and smelly.....special lady, reel special...
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    Moperyman Male 18-29
    56 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    I Lol at nonickforme`s Demolition Man Reference
  56. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 12:10 am
    we have argued this point already!
  57. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 12:21 am
    On a tangent, lots of things are usually more laden with bacteria than toilet seats. Sounds strange, but it`s been repeatedly confirmed by experiment. Mobile phones, keyboards, light switches, etc.

    Although I wouldn`t sit on a public toilet seat anyway. I`d rather clean the thing first, if I have to use it.
  58. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 12:22 am
    you`ll sit on it but you dont wanna touch it. lol
  59. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 12:30 am
    Am I the only one who read this sentence repeatedly and still don`t understand it?

    Maybe. The other sentences should explain it.

    Assuming that a group of people should always do something you consider disgusting so that you don`t have to ever do it usually indicates that you consider them inferior, especially if you think that way because of some aspect of their birth. Either you think they`re too crude or dirty to care or you just don`t consider how they feel at all or you just don`t care how they feel - you`re not thinking of them as equals.

    Alternatively, you`re thinking of them as tougher than you (so they can handle it and you can`t) or you`re thinking of them as adults and yourself as a child (so they have a duty to take care of you). Neither of those are likely to apply in this case, though.
  60. Profile photo of ranon
    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 12:44 am
    Use your feet, girls.
  61. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:46 am
    girls-
    why are you worried about this
    theres no toilet in the kitchen
    guys DO NOT want you peeing when you should be making sandwiches
    Thanks!-
  62. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:51 am
    She will put her ass on it though!
  63. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 4:12 am
    The solution:

    In our modern world with increasing equality between the sexes the toilet seat rules should be:

    Guys:
    Situation 1: Lid down
    Open the lid, pee, put lid down

    Situation 2: Lid up
    Leave lid, pee, lid down

    Girls:
    Situation 1: Lid down
    Leave lid down, pee, put lid up.

    Situation 2: Lid up.
    Close lid, pee, lid up.

    This way everyone shares the same amount of work and consideration for the next toilet guest.

    Donations can be made to my account.
  64. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 5:11 am
    I`m not touching it either.
    I agree with ranon, use your damn feet.
  65. Profile photo of dang007
    dang007 Male 30-39
    596 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 6:30 am
    Hey girls guess what we do not want to touch it either. And since you all claim to just hover leave the dang thing up ok.
  66. Profile photo of dotrom
    dotrom Female 18-29
    93 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 6:54 am
    dang:
    Not all girls hover. Only the stupid girls do, and they are the ones that get pee everywhere, which is why other stupid girls hover.
  67. Profile photo of elliebraap
    elliebraap Female 13-17
    23 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 6:56 am
    I`m a girl and I see no problem with having to put the seat down. Boys have to pick it up don`t they and don`t complain, what`s wrong with us picking it up :-P
  68. Profile photo of Shortbuskid
    Shortbuskid Male 18-29
    39 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 6:58 am
    Think I already said this on the toilet debate... just piss in the bath tub solves the issue completely
  69. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 7:43 am
    i`ll start putting the seat down when girls put the seat up until then there will be small splashes of pee on the seat
  70. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 8:14 am
    so why do girls complain again??

    im guessing they have a mental issue here if they can`t touch the seat and put it down themselves

    o:
  71. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 9:18 am
    so why should the guys have to touch it? They should just leave the seat down and aim
  72. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 11:56 am
    use ur dratin foot (shoe) if u dont want to touch the seat
  73. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Shortbuskid, you, sir have just earned yourself a WIN
  74. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    @Shortbuskid

    The shower is also an option!
  75. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    If you`re tall enough, the sink can be a convenient height.

    I just do this:

    i) Lift lid and seat with left hand.
    ii) Pee with right hand for aiming.
    iii) Put seat and lid down with left hand.
    iv) Flush with side of right hand.
    v) Wash hands.

    Besides, the toilet seat isn`t all that dirty except in some public toilets. Your keyboard probably contains more bacteria, dead skin cells and dirt of various kinds than the toilet seat in your home does.
  76. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    I just do this:

    1. Piss anywhere in the bathroom.
    2. Blame kids, dog or incontinent grandmother.
    3. Wipe it up with the Missus` favorite towel.
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    I love you elliebraap. When I suddenly started leaving the seat up in my house my female housemate thought that it was a statement of some sort. I had to assure her it had no deeper meaning and then went back to always putting it down. Women...
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    coolatindude Male 18-29
    27 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    useyofoot
  79. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    @bored-am-I -That`s a really inefficient solution. Can you imagine all of the time wasted on unnecessarily changing the position of the lid? If we all did that we`d have to shave a few
    seconds a day off of our IAB time wasting. And I won`t live in a world like that!!
  80. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    I love you elliebraap. When I suddenly started leaving the seat up in my house my female housemate thought that it was a statement of some sort. I had to assure her it had no deeper meaning and then went back to always putting it down. Women...
  81. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 12:31 am
    @ drips
    Whatever
  82. Profile photo of DJDoubleb
    DJDoubleb Male 30-39
    382 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Equal rights demands you lift the seat up yourself ladies... Sorry, you wanted to vote, this is what you got.
  83. Profile photo of conky
    conky Male 30-39
    24 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Girls can VOTE, now???

    Jeez. We`ll have women bus drivers next......
  84. Profile photo of SlushieLush
    SlushieLush Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 8:01 am
    My psychology teacher has taken to putting both the lid and the seat down so -everyone- has to touch it.

    Everyone in his house conformed.... just sayin
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    I`d be willing to leave the seat down in exchange for... BACON.

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