Another Depressing Handwritten Bathroom Note [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Oh great, one more thing girls don"t like touching...
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Male 1,164
I`d be willing to leave the seat down in exchange for... BACON.
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Male 3
My psychology teacher has taken to putting both the lid and the seat down so -everyone- has to touch it.

Everyone in his house conformed.... just sayin
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Male 24
Girls can VOTE, now???

Jeez. We`ll have women bus drivers next......
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Male 382
Equal rights demands you lift the seat up yourself ladies... Sorry, you wanted to vote, this is what you got.
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Male 784
@ drips
Whatever
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Male 904
I love you elliebraap. When I suddenly started leaving the seat up in my house my female housemate thought that it was a statement of some sort. I had to assure her it had no deeper meaning and then went back to always putting it down. Women...
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Male 904
@bored-am-I -That`s a really inefficient solution. Can you imagine all of the time wasted on unnecessarily changing the position of the lid? If we all did that we`d have to shave a few
seconds a day off of our IAB time wasting. And I won`t live in a world like that!!
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Male 27
useyofoot
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Male 904
I love you elliebraap. When I suddenly started leaving the seat up in my house my female housemate thought that it was a statement of some sort. I had to assure her it had no deeper meaning and then went back to always putting it down. Women...
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Male 8,302
I just do this:

1. Piss anywhere in the bathroom.
2. Blame kids, dog or incontinent grandmother.
3. Wipe it up with the Missus` favorite towel.
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Male 12,365
If you`re tall enough, the sink can be a convenient height.

I just do this:

i) Lift lid and seat with left hand.
ii) Pee with right hand for aiming.
iii) Put seat and lid down with left hand.
iv) Flush with side of right hand.
v) Wash hands.

Besides, the toilet seat isn`t all that dirty except in some public toilets. Your keyboard probably contains more bacteria, dead skin cells and dirt of various kinds than the toilet seat in your home does.
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Male 10,855
@Shortbuskid

The shower is also an option!
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Male 522
Shortbuskid, you, sir have just earned yourself a WIN
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Male 256
use ur dratin foot (shoe) if u dont want to touch the seat
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Male 959
so why should the guys have to touch it? They should just leave the seat down and aim
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Female 635
so why do girls complain again??

im guessing they have a mental issue here if they can`t touch the seat and put it down themselves

o:
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Male 271
i`ll start putting the seat down when girls put the seat up until then there will be small splashes of pee on the seat
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Male 39
Think I already said this on the toilet debate... just piss in the bath tub solves the issue completely
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Female 23
I`m a girl and I see no problem with having to put the seat down. Boys have to pick it up don`t they and don`t complain, what`s wrong with us picking it up :-P
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Female 92
dang:
Not all girls hover. Only the stupid girls do, and they are the ones that get pee everywhere, which is why other stupid girls hover.
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Male 663
Hey girls guess what we do not want to touch it either. And since you all claim to just hover leave the dang thing up ok.
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Male 2,893
I`m not touching it either.
I agree with ranon, use your damn feet.
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Male 784
The solution:

In our modern world with increasing equality between the sexes the toilet seat rules should be:

Guys:
Situation 1: Lid down
Open the lid, pee, put lid down

Situation 2: Lid up
Leave lid, pee, lid down

Girls:
Situation 1: Lid down
Leave lid down, pee, put lid up.

Situation 2: Lid up.
Close lid, pee, lid up.

This way everyone shares the same amount of work and consideration for the next toilet guest.

Donations can be made to my account.
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Female 351
She will put her ass on it though!
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Male 4,867
girls-
why are you worried about this
theres no toilet in the kitchen
guys DO NOT want you peeing when you should be making sandwiches
Thanks!-
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Male 295
Use your feet, girls.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Am I the only one who read this sentence repeatedly and still don`t understand it?[/quote]

Maybe. The other sentences should explain it.

Assuming that a group of people should always do something you consider disgusting so that you don`t have to ever do it usually indicates that you consider them inferior, especially if you think that way because of some aspect of their birth. Either you think they`re too crude or dirty to care or you just don`t consider how they feel at all or you just don`t care how they feel - you`re not thinking of them as equals.

Alternatively, you`re thinking of them as tougher than you (so they can handle it and you can`t) or you`re thinking of them as adults and yourself as a child (so they have a duty to take care of you). Neither of those are likely to apply in this case, though.
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Male 1,129
you`ll sit on it but you dont wanna touch it. lol
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Male 12,365
On a tangent, lots of things are usually more laden with bacteria than toilet seats. Sounds strange, but it`s been repeatedly confirmed by experiment. Mobile phones, keyboards, light switches, etc.

Although I wouldn`t sit on a public toilet seat anyway. I`d rather clean the thing first, if I have to use it.
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Male 25,417
we have argued this point already!
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Male 56
I Lol at nonickforme`s Demolition Man Reference
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Male 176
oh oh oh I don`t want to touch the seat it`s horrid and smelly.....special lady, reel special...
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Male 161
Ladies, ladies ladies....
Use your foot to put the toilet seat down.
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Male 161
"On the plus side, thinking that men should pee sitting doesn`t show the casual dismissal of men as inferiors that`s shown by thinking like that shown in this note."

Am I the only one who read this sentence repeatedly and still don`t understand it?
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Male 1,557
"GIRLS, please put the seat back up. Guys dont want to touch it!"
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Male 17,512
[quote]Men should just pee sitting down. It solves everything.[/quote]

Do like Grandpa not like Sis, Stand up to take a piss.
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Male 12,365
On the plus side, thinking that men should pee sitting doesn`t show the casual dismissal of men as inferiors that`s shown by thinking like that shown in this note. Unless the woman knows why sitting peeing down is a bad idea for men, of course, as any woman who`s read this thread now knows.

Peasants, handle the toilet seat for your mistress because she doesn`t want to and you`re just peasants so your wishes don`t matter!

Just the thing for an equal relationship, no?
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Male 12,365
[quote]Men should just pee sitting down. It solves everything.[/quote]

It makes no sense because if a person is bothered by touching the seat with their hands, which they can wash afterwards, why would they not be bothered by touching it with their underwear and/or thighs, neither of which they can easily wash afterwards?

It`s worse because:

i) It`s more inconvenient.
ii) There`s a good chance of touching the inside of the toilet with the end of his penis. Would you fancy wiping the most sensitive parts of your genitals against the inside of a used toilet bowl?
iii) One of three things will happen, depending on angel. Urine will spray back hard from the toilet bowl and splatter his genitals with a fine mist or he will pee under the seat onto the floor or he`ll get splashback from the water onto his genitals. The last will also hurt as it requires peeing with a kink forced into his penis.
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Male 15,832
So, why should we like touching the seat better than chicks do?

Besides, what kind of dirty skank would sit on an unwashed public toilet seat anyway? If I absolutely HAVE to, before i go in the stall, I grab 3 paper towels: 1 with soap and water, 1 with plain water, and 1 dry. Then I wash, rinse and dry the seat. It takes about 30 sec. and it`s much more hygienic than paper covers or TP. (Old football knees don`t hover.)

LH, I don`t know what they have down in the land of clockwise toilets, but up here you can get toilets with elongated bowls. Most commercial toilets here are built that way, too.

That being said, sitting to pee is as gay as the San Francisco May Day parade.
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Female 447
If i am in a public restroom I never sit down to pee. I hover or if i am wearing a skirt, I stand :)
So leave the seat up all you want guys!
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Female 90
lol @ lionhart..your comments always make me laugh
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Male 976
Lionhart just said everything that needs to be said about the peeing sitting down for guys spiel.
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Male 8,302
> MrsPoods
> Men should just pee sitting down. It solves everything.

Maybe if toilets were made with enough room to do that safely, they would. You can bring this all back to the manufacturers - any man who sits down is lucky to have enough room to squeeze the equipment down, let alone the fact it splashes off the bowl wall straight back at him.
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Male 339
So it`s OK for men to be touching it every time we need to piss?
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Female 113
Wow... I apologize on behalf of girls... because these ones are really lazy wusses. They complain about touching it with their hands when they`re just gonna sit their ass on it... and then guys have to lift it after. :/ It`s not that hard to look before you sit, even though some call it common courtesy to put it back down, I`m just happy you didn`t piss all over the seat in the first place.
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Male 2,591
this is why i just use whatever empty 40 bottle within reach.
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Male 1,108
If I saw this I`d take a big dump in the sink instead.
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Male 239
I also touch it with mah buttcheeks.
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Male 239
Use your feet. I never touch a toilet bowl unless I`m in my own bathroom and don`t have shoes on in which case I only touch it with the bottom of my feet. It`s effective... do it.
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Male 36
What the heck is a toilet "seat"?

I mean, I`m not a savage: I know about the pee-ring that cascades urine into the bowl so that you don`t have to do it yourself. I also know how to use the three shells, but what is this? It sounds uncivilized.
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Male 17,512
Hey, We guys don`t piss n moan about putting the seat back up after you women are done and we have to touch it too !
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Female 2,289
all in all unless your toilet seat weighs more than you can handle, get the f*ck over it.
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Female 1,652
GRRR people! Just shut up and do your business!
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Female 120
I`ve realized that it isn`t the seat being up that bugs me, it`s when there`s piss on the seat or anywhere that isn`t in the bowl.
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Female 1,264
"Men should just pee sitting down. It solves everything."

XD True, true.
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Female 547
Men should just pee sitting down. It solves everything.
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Male 8,302
> xxFlintxx
> To combat this inequality I always pee on the seat if it is down.

Amen bro. Funny how the complaints stop pretty quickly after you start doing that, isn`t it?
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Female 3,828
you dont like touching it, but youll sit on it? makes 0 sense.
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Male 4,807
osirisascend.... WB and LOL 2 your comment
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Male 4,807
I sat with the seat up (at work) yesterday...
Holy Frickin Jebus the Jew was it cold and whet!!!

I forgot to look...my fault.

The moral is... LOOK then SIT !!!
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Male 5,194
>>Oh great, one more thing girls don`t like touching...

*sigh* Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Male 36
Why do women insist that men must put the seat down? If men and women are truly equal then each party should be responsible for the seat position at the time of use.

To combat this inequality I always pee on the seat if it is down.
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Female 1,199
Really?

... This is getting 1 star out of 4. -_-; It`s not amusing at all, and didn`t we *just* have these debates a couple days ago on another girl vs boy toilet issue? Ugh.
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Female 2,352
Nice note now some guy is just going to pee on the seat to spite you.
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Male 2,549
LOL! Beautiful description.
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Male 3,058
In my college days I spent a semester as the only man living in a house with four female roommates.

My response to the toilet seat up or down dilemma was not just put the seat back down, but CLOSE THE LID TOO.

If I was going to have to put something down AFTER using the can, they were sure as hell going to have to lift something UP.
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Male 5,314
we have to lift the seat after you ladies, you ladies have to lower the seat after us men. we do equal amounts of work.

well most of the time, unless there are some guys out there that like to do #2 with the seat up.
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Female 1,677
Women #1: Seat down
Women #2: Seat down
Men #1: Seat up
Men #2: Seat down

Yeah, I can see now how the default should be seat up. Right on.
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Female 313
i am a girl and agree with all the guys. they need the seat up, we need it down. big deal, stop complaining -.-
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Male 83
Women now a days! Whats this world coming too? Oh...wait... nevermind.
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Male 833
if they want it down they can put it down. its not that hard to look where youre going and notice if the seats down or not. guys dont want to touch it either but you dont hear them shrieking and getting all upset over pointless crap like that.
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Male 1,540
Oh, right, yeah, sorry, because I forgot that guys LOVE touching toilet seats. When I have to go to I`ll be sure to lift the seat for myself and then put it back down for you. No, that was sarcasm. Why don`t I leave the seat up, and when you take a piss, you can put the seat down for yourself and then lift it back up when you`re done for me. That remark probably pissed you off, didn`t it? Yeah, doesn`t sound fair at all, does it? I have an idea, how about when I have to take a piss, I`ll put the toilet seat up for MYSELF, and when you have to take a piss, you can put it down for YOURSELF. It`s called equality. Get used to it.
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Female 2,289
It all depends on whos toilet it is. who owns this mofo
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Male 105
I hope the note back was simple in it`s F-off-ness
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Male 4,004
If she wants the seat down, it will stay down, even for when I piss...

Pee on it enough and she will shut up when you leave it up.
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Male 504
What is the difference between your hand and ass touching it? Your hand is exposed to more germs than your ass so there is a contradiction here you want your butt to touch it and not your hands should be the other way around or at the very least both shouldn`t touch it.
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Male 15,510
"Oh Man.
What next, Turn off the Tap when your done?"

At this rate soon theyll demand for us to flush
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Male 120
I agree with IkeRay.
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Male 203
Oh Man.
What next, Turn off the Tap when your done?
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Male 35
But they`ll sit on it?
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Female 318
yeah, like that would ever work...
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Male 2,703
do they want us to wipe them too? I mean we`re doing YOU a favor by lifting it.

the way it was in my house growing up (6 boys 2 girls) if the girls wanted a pee-free seat they had to lift it after using.
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Male 147
"Girls do not want to touch it"
And that means guys should? I hate it when women complain about the seat being up; if you want it down then put it down yourself!
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Male 137
Thta`s what SHE said
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Male 20,827
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