Another Contender For Worst Dad Of 2010 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Yahoo! Answers, is there nothing you can"t fix?
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Female 25
Lol, awesomeness
I love when people post things like this on yahoo answers or anywhere really and then people take it seriously...
This one is a favorite...
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Male 400
Zymotical
Male, 18-29, Western US


*applause*
Well said. Well said indeed.
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Female 28
You mean having bad taste in music isn`t an automatic ticket to juvie?
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Female 956
this is hilarious
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Male 1,164
Hey Zym, Canada isn`t fond of the US. We try not to use the word "state" up here when referring to anything other than a "state" of inebriation.

And we don`t say aboot. At least the non-newfies don`t. Hoser.
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Male 197
"Canada doesn`t have states, idiot."
----Earl_Grey

1. Canada is itself a sovereign state.
2. Each of Canada`s provinces function as a federated state.
3. "The State" can also refer to the group of people governing a sovereign or federated state.

So, if Canada doesn`t exist, has no provinces, and no governing body you would be correct in your assumption that Canada doesn`t have states.

My point is, you shouldn`t be calling someone on an idiot when you don`t know what you`re talking aboot. eh?
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Female 131
"They probably live in Canada."

Canada doesn`t have states, idiot.
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Male 365
They probably live in Canada.
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Male 670
they probably listen to rap
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Male 81
point of this as I see it is not if it is real or not, but HOW we react to the idea it presents.
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Male 2,148
K3vin: Or the mother that was complaining about rectal pain after using sleeping pills, woke one night to find her son "penetrating her". That one was funny, too.
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Female 4,376
This is so fake. If it was real though it would be just as hilarious.
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Male 1,351
Wow, I`m sorry guys but you HAVE to see this is a joke. If any guy was willing to do this, he would be too stupid to use the Internet to verify whether it would work (thus making this message a paradox).
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Male 868
I never thought IAB was clustered with this many morons.
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Female 839
To all who believe this is real: you are drating morons
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Male 487
wow, you all think he`s serious?

Haven`t you guys noticed that yahoo answers is filled with trolls? This guy is up there with the mother that helped her injured son ejaculate in the bathtub, or the woman that aided her amputee step son fellatio and then couldn`t stop.

c`mon people
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Male 1,357
"think steve buscemies kids on the Sopranos, they`re that lame"
LMAO! hahahaha
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Male 418
A selfish, narcisist that will never grow up and learn to discipline and teach children how to act and survive to be successful in life. This guy will end up dead in a couple years, i am not worried. poor kids :/
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Male 81
@MamboPoa
So I was reading this and thinking the whole time that he had a point and that he deserved to be sympathized with. Then I read your post and for the first time I can remember a comment in the poostorm that is the forum actually managed to make me rethink something and completely shift my viewpoint. Thank you for that.
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Female 60
you go mambo! and bankvole too. what kind of person could say something like that about their children? it sounds to me like he`s just a dick looking for a way to whine and get out of raising his kids. maybe the reason their messed up is that they have a s-hit father who advertises that he hates them. and heck yeah, if this was a woman talking like this, people would be all over her about it. s-hit, she`d be in the news!
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Male 32
This guys kids suck because he is an didn`t raise them right. He should be fixed so he can`t procreate anymore.

He shouldn`t have had kids if he wanted to remain single and free. He should be put under house arrest and forced to spend more time with them.
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Male 959
The guy`s obviously a complete twat. How can a 9 year old suck? Maybe if he did more with them, and taught them things they might like him more and he might not be such a complete and utter bell end.
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Female 5
Here`s a fun trick: just imagine this was a single mother posting this because she was so sick of her kids... How does that make the situation look different? Can you imagine the amount of hate that would be rolling over her instead of sympathy?
Single parenting is a pooty job for anyone. Looks like this guy feels entitled to a lack of responsibility though.
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Male 121
kids now adays are all non-nice individuals, ive never met a kids in this day and time that is polite. i really feel for the dad.
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Female 635
LMAO
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Female 3,574
@Load, he`s talking about THE state, as in the government, not a state like New York or Texas.
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Male 213
Worst dad? This guy sounds like he got a raw-ass deal. I have met guys like that. I feel sorry for him.
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Female 337
Never heard any say their kids suck, thats harsh.
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Male 231
hahahahahahahaha!!!! :D....i read it.... finished my beer and then read it again. I think I have a hernia...
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Male 197
ahahahahah [catch breath] ahahahahah
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Male 798
sounds like a plan
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Female 163
I hate lousy kids.
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Male 2,893
"thats your problem you douche."
thats a good response.
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Male 2,220
So.. this is actually `fairly good troll from 2009`.
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Male 3,619
hehehehehehe....
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Female 914
ahahahahHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 464
I understand were he`s coming from but, thats no the way to deal with it.
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Male 509
"I`d say he could do this. Take away all the video games, cell phones, dvds, bicycles and toys. Make them do the chores around the house too, Including making their own lunches.

It`s likely they`ll run away from home and or call you a horrible parent to their teacher.

When the social services people get there, Tell them they are brats and you`re doing your best.

They won`t take the kids away, But your kids will have to learn self-reliance and respect.

If the kids say "It`s not fair", Say "Life`s not fair, Grow up !""

Harsh, dude. But I can`t say inaccurate... It`s not exactly conventional parenting either...
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Male 509
"...The UK has no states either :)
Just Counties."

but we do have state as in the context of this post... im not gonna explain it cos plenty of other people already have
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Male 25,416
wow
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Male 17
Okay people, in this context, state does not mean the same as Colorado or Ohio is a state. State refers to the government. Here`s an example of this context, the separation of church and state, and here`s a definition from dictionary.com-"the body politic as organized for civil rule and government. "It means a different thing. That is luk`s point.
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Female 2,674
Boomsie, a country is a state as well, just a different definition of the word. For example, "separation of church and state" doesn`t refer to US states, but the USA/USA government as a whole. So, someone in Canada can have their kids taken by the state, referring to the nation/political body/etc.
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Male 67
When he says the State he obviously means the Government, and luk is right, that could means almost any country in the world
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Female 251
""He`s not talking about "states" but "state" which can be any state in the world! You seem to me as a failed reader."

Canada has provinces. Not states."
...The UK has no states either :)
Just Counties.
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Male 103
This is awesome. If He`s lucky, the social workers will find this guys question, and use it as evidence to take his kids away. I think this guy is smarter than He`s letting on.
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Female 326
"He`s not talking about "states" but "state" which can be any state in the world! You seem to me as a failed reader."

Canada has provinces. Not states.
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Male 564
That`s interesting... not that many people accused him of being a troll or gave a witty reply.
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Male 21
Load: "In my opinion this is an obvious failed troll, he is posting in a canadian thread and talking about states."

He`s not talking about "states" but "state" which can be any state in the world! You seem to me as a failed reader.
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Male 82
The additional details are to good lol
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Male 2,703
sounds like he`s trying to make a point about the teacher who said something when the kid came to school w/o a lunch (don`t feel like looking for the post...)

he`s better than that dad who after losing his job took a gun to his kids, his wife, and then himself because "he didn`t want them to suffer through the depression"
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Male 160
In my opinion this is an obvious failed troll, he is posting in a canadian thread and talking about states.
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Male 160
if anyone wants to view the thread here it is

How to get the state to take away my children
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Male 15,832
Just sell them to the medical college.
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Male 473
Ha- There`s a "Report Abuse" Button at the very bottom. How Ironic.
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Female 584
He needs to be shot in the face with a shotgun.
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Male 84
or he could just beat them till they comply.
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Male 1,452
Midas I actually did a google search of Lucian Buscemi. L.A.T.F.H



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Female 1,682
...Wow. I am guessing this is probably a troll though.

Being on the internet however has taught me that there are people THIS stupid on Earth so :/ Who knows.
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Male 17,512
I`d say he could do this. Take away all the video games, cell phones, dvds, bicycles and toys. Make them do the chores around the house too, Including making their own lunches.

It`s likely they`ll run away from home and or call you a horrible parent to their teacher.

When the social services people get there, Tell them they are brats and you`re doing your best.

They won`t take the kids away, But your kids will have to learn self-reliance and respect.

If the kids say "It`s not fair", Say "Life`s not fair, Grow up !"
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Female 3,574
@Midas-Method, sounds like he actually is really lame then lol
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Male 46
This is really random, but Steve Buscemi`s actual kid goes to my college. Such a drating hipster.
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Female 547
@kynephrus: If these kids get taken away by social services they`ll wind up in the system, drifting from one foster home to another. This guy never should have had kids in the first place. It is not your kids` job to be interesting to you, it is YOUR job to make life fulfilling for your kid.
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Male 112
adoption..?
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Male 2,238
[quote]Spam?!? on IAB???[/quote]
It`s all gone, DAERO. They won`t hurt you anymore.
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Male 80
that won`t work - there are parents that do much worse with their children than what this guy is doing and still win against with social services.
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Female 2,352
How lame were Steve Buscemi`s kids? I never watched that show. .
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Female 5
I actually think what the guy is doing is fairly decent (in the situation...assuming this is real). Granted he could have raised them properly in the first place, and he should own up to his responsibilities...etc, etc. But he realizes he`s unhappy and that he`s not doing them any good, so he`s trying to resolve the situation by finding the best alternative for everybody. If they ended up in a home where they are truly loved and cared for they would in turn be very happy...
I just don`t really see this as being cruel. He`s just being honest.
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Male 1
Spam?!? on IAB???
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Male 4,807
He didn`t say if his kids are boys or girls.... safe bet is 3 girls
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Male 5,194
Put `em all up for adoption. Maybe they won`t take you for granted.
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Male 7,378
Move to Tennessee then send them to Russia.
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Male 3,431
Someday these kids will get to decide which nursing home to park him in. That my friends is Poetic Justice.
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Female 3,574
I was under the impression you can`t just put your 14 year old up for adoption lol.
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Female 1,062
"I do kind of think there should be a way for parents this terrible who hate their kids to give them up to more willing parents."

Uh yeah, it`s called adoption.
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Male 36
Holy crap! This guy sounds like me. Eff kids man, they suck big hairy scrote.
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Male 147
My guess is troll, but it really angers me to think about it being real.
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Female 318
what a useless piece of crap is he is! (not that the mother is any better, cuz she`s not) I really do hope for the kids` sake they are removed. =( it`s actually sad really...
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Male 715
"What really worries me is that this is a "resolved question." What answer did they give him?"

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
well most people want just the opposite and any kind of neglect would get you arrested nebraska wont take them so about the only alternative you really have would let them live with relatives or to just cps and give them your point of view but this is really not a very good subject but maybe you could get a relative to wtch them for a while

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Male 1,484
wow..... just wow.......
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Male 83
Well, hes an ass. But at least he doesnt want to hurt them.
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Female 3,574
lol I like how he justifies it by saying his kids are "lousy" and "lame", like they`re pets for his amusement or something.

I do kind of think there should be a way for parents this terrible who hate their kids to give them up to more willing parents. It would be better for the kids, but I also think there should be some sort of repercussions for up and deciding you don`t want to be a parent anymore after raising them for a good portion of their childhood (same goes for the meth-addict mother). It`s a messy situation.
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Male 931
Troll.
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Male 928
Hey at least the guy is trying to improve his own life while not forcing his kids to suffer through years of living in an unhappy home eh.
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Male 1,610
Guys like this make me wonder if forced sterlization wasn`t such a bad idea after all.
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Male 15,510
The future of America keeps looking brighter and brighter!!
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Male 1,598
What really worries me is that this is a "resolved question." What answer did they give him?
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Male 62
Win
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Male 19,861
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